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Chiron normally: ahh the satyrs have the new recruits taken care of

Chiron when he gets word from Grover about Percy: this is now my monkey and my circus isn’t it?

#percy jackson #pjo #chiron #he will never know peace again #percy jackon and the olympians #annabeth chase #percabeth #grover underwood #heroes of olympus

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I legit love that Grover and Chiron decided to gaslight Percy into thinking Mrs. Dodds wasn’t real. So iconic.

#percy jackson #pjo #grover underwood #chiron #percy jackon and the olympians #annabeth chase #percabeth #persassy

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Annabeth: Percy?

Percy, looking up from playing with Estelle: yeah, Wise Girl?

Annabeth: Happy Birthday, Seaweed Brain

Percy: just smiles at her

#percy jackson #annabeth chase #percabeth

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To all my fellow Americans,

I’m extremely hurt and angered by today’s Supreme Court decision. I ask that if you have a different opinion, please do not attack me or others who are upset. Regardless on your personal feelings on abortion, today’s decision effects EVERY single question of privacy in this country. It effects every precedent we believed to be safe. I ask that you understand that. I ask that understand that something that truly was between a woman, her doctor, and whoever else she chose to involve in the decision has now been stripped from the woman or individual carrying the child. This effects women, trans men, and non-binary individuals. This attack on abortion will inevitably attack gay marriage and intimacy. It will attack contraceptives, contraceptives such as birth control that helps regulate more than just whether or not someone can get pregnant. Getting an abortion is never an easy thing to decide on. It isn’t. But respecting an individual’s choice on what they decide to do with their body should be easy. You can disagree with their choice while still saying “it’s your body, you do what you have to do.” That’s what should happen. But it isn’t.

Now to my friends and followers outside of the US,

Please know we are angry here. We don’t need you telling us how messed up the country is. We know. We see it. We hate it. We scream about it. We know. What we do need is support. Listen to us. Let us vent. Remind everyone to protest, to vote, to make their voice heard. Please. I know you have opinions on the situation, but remember that we have them too. And right now we need people to listen since our own government won’t. Please respect that. Once we get done with a long winded rant then feel free to join in on the anger.

And now to everyone,

This isn’t over, not by a long shot. Remember to protest peacefully. Don’t give them the satisfaction of stooping to their level of hatred and violence. Use your voice. It matters. VOTE. I know Congress can suck, but vote. Force them to change and they’ll listen. This decision makes state elections 5 million times more important. If you can vote. Vote.

And in the immortal words of Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg who today was honored by her colleagues Justices Breyer, Kagan, and Sotomayor:

We dissent.

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The father

The son

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LET’S FREAKING GOOOOOOOO

#percy jackson #pjo #percy jackson and the olympians

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Newt: I’d like you all to meet the newest Scamander, little Ellie

Jacob: oh my goodness look at her!

Theseus: good job, Newt! She’s precious

Tina, laying in a hospital bed: yes good job, Newt, because he’s the one who just went through labor.

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Look I’m not mad. Okay scratch that I am mad. I get that people like Luke BUT BECKENDORF BEING LAST IS SO UPSETTING. HE JUST WANTED TO GO TO COLLEGE. JUSTICE FOR CHARLES BECKENDORF

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Chiron: So Percy, what are your goals in life?

Percy: Well, I’ve been banned from every major public transportation system except Melbourne. I don’t k is what their limit is, but i will find it and break it.

Clarisse: And i’m the one with anger issues

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Hazel: beware the Ides of March guys!

Percy: Hazel man we’ll be fine that happened in Ancient Rome. This is a summer camp based on Ancient Greece what are the campers going to do to us in Spring Break?

March 15: CHB gets attacked for no reason

Annabeth: THIS IS WHY WE BEWARE THE IDES OF MARCH, PERCY

#hazel levesque #percy jackson #annabeth chase #percabeth #camphalfblood #pjo fandom #pjo #hoo #heroes of olympus #beware the ides of march

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Okay disclaimer: I don’t own any of these character. This is my take of what happens right after the end of Secrets fo Dumbledore only time will tell if this ages well or not. I hope you enjoy!

He started at the steps in front of him actively avoiding the people around him. Normally Newt would awkwardly avoid everyone by standing on the outside of the circle until Theseus or Jacob pulled him into the conversation. Jacob was behind him now though, speaking with Dumbledore, bartering to keep his wand. Newt smiled a little at the thought, but quickly frowned remembering where the other member of their self proclaimed “Newt Protection Squad” was. Theseus had been immediately transported to St. Mungo’s after the battle with Grindelwald. Newt had feared the worst. Feared even more that they wanted to transport him halfway across the world back to Europe for treatment. Dumbledore tried to calm his fears by stating Theseus was well enough to travel back to London via port key, but that didn’t change the sticking point of his brother’s injuries for Newt. Injuries their mother no doubt was now aware of and would cause her to fret over either of her sons’ involvement in this war. Newt knew he’d have to write a letter to his mother as soon as possible, maybe he’d visit the estate first thing when he arrived home to check in, assuming she wasn’t already holding vigil at Theseus’s bed side. This war was only getting worse and now Theseus might be a casualty of it. Or at least Theseus’s ability to walk or wave a wand.

Newt was drawn out of his internal debate by a hand being placed on his shoulder. He turned to see Lally Hicks standing over him. Lally had become a trusted ally over the last few months by getting Jacob here to help them, relaying information from the American magical community and school, and perhaps most importantly helping to make sure a certain American Auror knew of Newt’s safety. Lally nodded her head over to the left before speaking, “The aurors are here for our statements.”

“We already spoke to the local aurors.” Newt said not moving from his slumped position. He didn’t want to speak to anymore of those careerist hypocrites. They had cost himself and his brother so much. Had helped push Theseus to join Newt in helping Dumbledore. Had.. well Newt knew he couldn’t blame any of these aurors for what happened to Theseus today. That blame Newt would shoulder alone. He was after all the one to help convince his brother this little army for Dumbledore was a good idea.

Lally shook her head at him though. “I know. These are from MACUSA and your Ministry.”

Newt scoffed then. “Tell Tolliver and Travers to leave me alone. If they want my statement they can play international relations.” Lally looked slightly bemused before Newt turned away from her again. He stared down the steps in front of him with a hard set gaze before he heard her response.

“Well that’s not very Newt Scamandery of you. I mean the not talking to aurors is, but telling them to essential screw off is a little harsh even for you, Mr. Scamander.” Only it wasn’t Lally who spoke those words. Newt turned around to see a smirking brunette standing where Lally had previously stood.

“Tina.” Newt said in disbelief as quickly stood. Tripping over himself to get to her. “You’re supposed to be in-“

“New York.” Tina smiled as she helped him close the distance and looked up at him. “I know. But it seems that an international crisis involving Dumbledore and Grindelwald brawling is a good enough reason to let the newest Head Auror out of the USA for a minute. Especially as it involved a certain magizoologist and his case of creatures only she has successfully helped deal with.” Newt smiled slightly at that as Tina nodded to the case he had left next to his seat on the stairs. Then her look turned more thoughtful and appraising. “Thank Morrigan you’re alright.” She said as she threw her arms around his shoulders. Newt wrapped his arms around her waist and buried his face in her hair. He felt a few tears prickle in his eyes as it finally registered that she was here. Actually, physically here. After months apart he finally got to hold her again. “You are alright, right?” Tina pulled back then trying to mask the worry so clearly written on her face.

Newt nodded and framed her face with his hands. “Yes, love. I’m as alright as I can be.” Tina nodded and opened her mouth only to be cut off by Newt. “All the creatures are safe as well. A few bumps and bruises for Teddy, but he’ll be okay especially with his favorite person here.” Tina smiled at that.

“And Pickett?”

“Safe and sound right here.” Newt patted his breast pocket where Pickett popped his head out and cooed a hello at Tina. “Everyone else is safe in the case, darling , I promise.” Tina nodded again before pulling him into another tight embrace and whispering in his ear,

“I heard about Theseus, Newt. I’m so sorry.” Newt stiffened in her arms then. When he didn’t respond, she began speaking again. “He’ll be okay, you know that right? Newt, he’s safe. We’ve already got word that he’s at St. Mungo’s and responding to treatment. He’ll make a full recovery and-“

“It’s my fault he’s there.” Newt said as he pulled himself from Tina’s arms and moved to grab his case.

“What? Newt, how can you possibly-“

“I got him to fight for Dumbledore. I’ve been helping in the fight against Grindelwald like this for years. Theseus joined Dumbledore because I told him it would be fine and-“

“Newt.” Tina said she she came up beside him and took his hand. “Theseus has known the risk of this life for a long time. He didn’t do this because you told him to.” Newt made a noise of objection but she continued. “Yes you helped influence his decision in more ways than one, but Newt, Theseus did this as much as to help protect you as he did to fight for the cause. You’re his little brother, Newt. He wanted to help keep you safe.” Newt went to speak again, but again Tina cut him off. “What did you tell me when I blamed myself for Queenie joining Grindelwald?”

Newt sighed as he squeezed her hand and turned to look at her. “That she made her own choices. That you didn’t hold a wand to her head and make her choose him.” Tina nodded in approval.

“Exactly. And Theseus is going to ream you a new one when I tell him you blamed yourself.” Newt chuckled at her then.

“Oh I’m sure he’ll love when he gets that letter. Any chance he has to lecture me he loves, especially when he has a visual aid.”

“Who said I was writing him a letter?” Tina smiled as she pulled him towards the rest of Dumbledore’s small army.

“Well how else are you going to tell him, Tina? By floo call?”

“I figured I tell him and your mother when we see them in St. Mungo’s”

“When we see them in St. Mungo’s- Wait! Does that mean?!” Newt pulled her back a short way from the group as Tina nodded.

“My latest case wrapped up today and while they say I’ll be needed back in the US soon I’ve been assigned to to help the British Ministry with the Grindelwald case for the forceable future. Now with being Head Auror I’ll have to travel home still but-“ Newt pulled her into a kiss. A kiss that they both had been waiting to give each other for months. They were both smiling as they pulled away.

“Traveling back and forth is better than not seeing each other for over a year.”

Tina smiled wider as she lead him over to a smirking Jacob. “I couldn’t agree more Mr. Scamander.”

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Percy, poking Annabeth: wise girl

Annabeth, dead asleep:

Percy: Annabeth there’s a spider

Annabeth, waking up and jumping on the bed: WHERE

Percy: good you’re awake! Now I need to know. Do you think I should dye my hair?

#percy jackson #annabeth chase #percabeth #percy jackon and the olympians #pjo #incorrect pjo quotes #tell me this wouldn’t happen #heroes of olympus

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Percy: has anyone seen Annabeth?

Nico: no

Will: nope

Travis: not today

Connor: whose Annabeth?

Grover, hitting Connor: have you asked her siblings?

Percy: right hey cabin 6! Wait where are all the Athena kids?

*Arts and Crafts Room*

Every single child of Athena standing on a chair like the floor is lava.

Malcolm: ONE OF US HAS TO KILL IT!

Annabeth, watching the spider that put them all in this position crawl closer: LOOKS LIKE YOU JUST VOLUNTEERED!

#annabeth chase #percy jackson #percabeth #pjo #nico di angelo #will solace #grover underwood #camphalfblood #travis stoll #connor stoll #stoll brothers

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Newt and Theseus like all siblings fight over the pettiest things. Theseus makes fun of Newt’s middle names. Newt being sensitive about it reminds Theseus that at least he has a wife. Theseus being justifiably upset about that screams he’s their father’s favorite and Newt counter points with being their mother’s favorite. Meanwhile Albus and Aberforth Dumbledore and Tina and a handcuffed Queenie Goldstein watch the brothers fight in the middle of the Ministry of Magic think that somehow their sibling dynamics are healthier than the Scamander brothers. It all comes to a head when Tina has to go separate the two because “THESEUS STOP HUGGING ME” “WHY CANT YOU JUST LOVE ME BACK NEWTON!”

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Newt: Swivel delicately.

Theseus: I’m swiveling just like you’re swiveling!

A few moments of silence.

Theseus, bored: how do you do this?!

Newt, sighing: I miss Tina.

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Dumbledore: Newt I’m in need of a new Care of Magical Creatures Professor

Newt, in the middle of grading papers for his Ilvermorny class: Albus I have a job

Dumbledore: but Newt it’s hogwarts! I’ll even let you be hufflepuff head of house!

Newt: well-

Tina: clearing her throat as she walks in her husband’s office

Newt: hello dear! Look Albus is here!

Dumbledore: Hello Headmistress Scamander.

Tina, glaring: Hello Albus. Newt read this.*hands Newt a note*

Newt: Albus I apologize but I love my job and my wife I’ll be staying at ilvermorny.

Dumbledore: YOU CAN’T MAKE HIM!

Tina: TRY ME BITCH

Newt: Tina-

Tina: NEWT I WILL CUT HIM

Newt, sighing: I know dear. Albus why not promote Hagrid?

Dumbledore: huh I never thought of that

Tina: WELL NOW THAT ITS BEEN SUGGESTED CAN YOU LEAVE OR I WILL CALL MINERVA

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Newt, poking Tina’s cheek: Tina?

Tina, turning her head away trying to sleep: Tina is unavailable right now.

Newt: Tina this is important!

Tina, sighing and looking at her husband: Yes?

Newt: Do you like me?

Tina, turning away groaning: not anymore.