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fanofeverything13 Ā· 4 years
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WHEN YOUR BESTFREIND IS YOUR CRUSH
okay so i wake up not expecting much but then i see this.
"ew bro i have something to confess..i had sexual visuals of you in my mind like i legit was listening to a song on loop and pictured it i was on top obviously because i ain't bottoming for nobody and yeah you know what happens from there OH MY FUCKING GOD im sorry ew im sorry i couldn't lay here and daydream about it without you knowing it feels wrong to do that my guy im so fucking sorry i am literally dead hfjvhjhbjbhjbhuhjb šŸ˜£šŸ˜©šŸ˜¬šŸ˜… nbhvgfytuhjvgfdtry i am embarrassed okay ill go now o.o"
so i read through this and nearly had a anxiety attack causeĀ 
HOLY SHITĀ  MY CRUSH HAD AĀ ā€œSEXY DAY DREAM ABOUT MEā€
so i spent the rest of my morning either screaming or flailing like an idiotĀ 
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fanofeverything13 Ā· 4 years
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fanofeverything13 Ā· 4 years
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shampoo & conditionerā€¦ aka the ā€œsalt & pepperā€ of being in the shower. 1 reblog = 1 agree. cheers
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fanofeverything13 Ā· 4 years
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Pollen
@age-regressing-snake @nachosforfree @anyone else who wants to cause i dont know many people šŸ˜
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fanofeverything13 Ā· 4 years
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We need more femme male doms cause like FUCK WE CUTE AF but we still can make you sweat with a look
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fanofeverything13 Ā· 4 years
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Im sorry i actually spilled my tea over You stringy piece of over boiled okra
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Iā€™m not sure whether I should laugh or cry.
Is OP aware that oh so many books exist on this subject?
And that almost universally the ones authored by people with doctorates in classicism and mythology disagree with OP?
Including theā€¦ epic hymn that first told this story? You know whatā€™s in that original source materialā€¦ right?
Abducted, yes. Demeter mourned? Definitely. Rape, no.
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So hereā€™s some info on Ancient Greek wedding traditions which (oh my stars and garters!!) included abducting the bride. With the fatherā€™s permission, which Hades got before he took her away.
Hereā€™s a whole book on the subject of Ancient Greek wedding custom and its conflation with funeral rites. (Which sounds a bit like Hades and Persephone to anyone whoā€™s ever dabbled in things like explication and context)
Hereā€™s a link to another book that talks about Persephoneā€™s rise to power as a result of her willingly eating the pomegranate seeds.
Oh shit!!
Hereā€™s a whole bunch of myths and hymns that talk about her Queen of the Underworld badassery!!
Holy pug tacos Batman!!
Hereā€™s another book about the myth focusing on the seasonal religious and liminal rites.Ā WHICH TAKE PLACE IN THE DRY SUMMER (not the fucking winter), which you know if you read a book.Way to go, OP!
All these fucking books! Ā What could anyone possibly do with them all?!?!?!?! Do you eat books to absorb their powers instead of read them?
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A better guess would be that you got into a moral panic over the name of a certain Renaissance statue and maybe after reading three pages of Edith Hamilton or the first paragraph of a Wikipedia article. And then used that to castigate and demean not only the people who actually take their limited time to create gorgeous art but also to denigrate modern day worshippers of Persephone and Hades?
Maybe next time, you stringy piece of over-boiled okra, you might want to take your own advice and pick up a book, instead of reducing the feared and respected Queen of the Underworld who held power equal to or in many interpretations GREATER than her husband into a meaningless pastiche of female disenfranchisement that you seemingly plucked from your own ass.
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fanofeverything13 Ā· 4 years
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You know youve fucked up when you know you love this person so much but they dont love you and you know it but you just cant seem to stop loving them. Cause there are so many reasons i hate them and i don't understand how i could have fallen so deep with someone who only thinks of me as a friend
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fanofeverything13 Ā· 4 years
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Reblog if you support asexuals and arenā€™t a COWARD
RB if your blog is a safe, accepting space for asexuals!
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fanofeverything13 Ā· 4 years
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Hear me out. whats that dance called where you dance with your hips?
What ever thats called Janus just being a secret pro at it and only dances in his bedroom. Accidentally hip bumps one of the other sides into a wall and they look at him with fear going wtf. To which he just shrugs and goes idk
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fanofeverything13 Ā· 4 years
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I had to use my dead name for legal purposes so please ignore it. šŸ˜šŸ˜
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Gardening baking and house building basic human survial as a peasant in the 1700s
ppl let's reblog with your actual hyperfixation, I'm curious: mine's apocalypse and how to survive
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fanofeverything13 Ā· 4 years
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if youā€™re lgbt tag this with your gender/sexuality and your favourite kind of chips
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fanofeverything13 Ā· 4 years
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A very insidious form of transmisogony is that there can never be a positivity post for trans women without people (usually afab trans people) either derailing it OR reminding them about terfs and itā€™s ONLY for trans women- itā€™s much less often that anyone will mention ā€œtransphobes donā€™t look at thisā€ on posts for trans MEN.
Trans women canā€™t exist without everyone reminding them that someone out their hates them, even people in their communities, and we as allies HAVE to do better. Instead of saying ā€œterfs donā€™t look at thisā€ or whatever preformative allyship floats your boat- deplatorm terfs, block them and STOP ENGAGING, and uplift trans fem voices!!!
As a Jew I rarely see ā€œNazis donā€™t even breathe on this postā€ when itā€™s Jewish positivity, but I ALWAYS see it on anything even REMOTELY related to trans fem things. Itā€™s transmisogony, simple as that
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fanofeverything13 Ā· 4 years
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Elliot and i guess kinda i have to have strength to get through life right now and i have to enforce my rights upon being a human to my mother other boldly is just me and i do my actions with thought and thinking before committing the action so.
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iā€™m curious. reblog with your name, its meaning and if you feel like it fits you. itā€™s for science.
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fanofeverything13 Ā· 4 years
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Look at this on eBay
I finally got my card today and the first thing i did was i put my art up for auction šŸ˜šŸ˜šŸ˜ i hoping to save up 50 to pay my dad back ive two peices this is just my favorite
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fanofeverything13 Ā· 4 years
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FUCK YES I SHALM DYE MY HAIR GREEN WHEN OCTOBER BEGINS
Good news for you, this August 23rd.
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fanofeverything13 Ā· 4 years
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Not canon just an idea. When remus gets drunk he dosent get slutty or mad or any of the above. No, he stares at a wall and laughs randomly. Its really fucking creepy cause he talks to you in the most keen monotone voice if you ask him what he's doing. Hes also nude so
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