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femboy-expert · 6 days
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Thoughts on The General train from the American Civil War?
if you dont know it (which i doubt) you can find it easily on wikipedia under "wiki/The_General_(locomotive)"
Fucking awesome :3
I endorse train hijackings when the targets are slavers
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femboy-expert · 15 days
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I may be pretty but I will never compare to the sleek, simple beauty of the EMU 3000 series train
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femboy-expert · 18 days
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Btw wouldn’t perry read it as “⅃IVƎ”
Me when some random ass lady tells me “ƎVO⅃” for some reason
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You can confiscate photoshop from me now
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femboy-expert · 18 days
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I am so gay :3
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And so pretty :3
The love for cock reentering my body the moment I put on a long sleeve sweater
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femboy-expert · 19 days
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The love for cock reentering my body the moment I put on a long sleeve sweater
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femboy-expert · 20 days
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So proud of us for reaching this milestone <3
Also
FIVE DIGITS
RAAAAAAHHHHH
Me and my boyfriend’s dms have more instances of “:3” than the first person pronouns “I” and “me” combined and that’s beautiful
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femboy-expert · 21 days
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WRONG
they will privatize it like they did water
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happy tdov everyone!
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femboy-expert · 21 days
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What the fuck
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femboy-expert · 22 days
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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
FIVE DIGITS
WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?
I AM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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femboy-expert · 23 days
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Quick question
I have ran MANY tests and it seems that venti from genshin impact is just... Astolfo 2
Heck. Venti and Astolfo's shiny forms have the other's palette (and yes, pink venti looks MAGNIFICENT)
this is true
femboys are exactly like pokemon and 1 out of every 4096 will have a different color palate (not being white or asian)
dunno what you're on about with the venti astolfo thing tho
although I have never had any contact with venti as a character outside of pornography so maybe that has something to do with it
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femboy-expert · 23 days
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slay :3
3 minutes left of tease sierra sunday here!
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@catboybiologist @lilithtransrights @miss-peanut-butter-cups @whalesharkcat
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femboy-expert · 25 days
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>get recommended “wholesome hentai”
>look inside
>male mc gets SA’d while showing clear distress
>definitional example of rape
>comment section sings praises of it for being “wholesome”
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femboy-expert · 26 days
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Compensating for my anti sjw phase by treating every single buzzfeed article as gospel
Men rly need to rethink being in the same half of humanity as Donald trump tbh
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femboy-expert · 28 days
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Finally found my earphones after like a month
Conversed with guy at lost found for two awkward minutes
Finally convinced him it’s mine
Opened the box and saw this
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femboy-expert · 1 month
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The boy wife training was a success
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I am so good at cooking now
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femboy-expert · 1 month
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They don’t call me the expert for nothing uwu
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femboy-expert · 2 months
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This is REAL dialectic analysis right here
as we all know, pleasure is very feminine and therefore very gay.
but, topping is also very masculine and therefore very straight
so therefore, real, manly, masculine straight men, wear strap ons atop their chastity cages and peg other men to assert dominance.
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