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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Dragon Ball Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Piccolo & Son Gohan, Piccolo & Son Goku (Dragon Ball), Chi-Chi & Piccolo (Dragon Ball), Chi-Chi/Son Goku (Dragon Ball) Characters: Piccolo (Dragon Ball), Son Goku (Dragon Ball), Son Gohan, Chi-Chi (Dragon Ball) Additional Tags: Android Saga, Three Year Gap (Dragon Ball), Pre-Android Saga, Angst, Family Dynamics, sorta - Freeform, POV Outsider, stop bullying the sons, Angsty discussions, son family, Missing Scene, Slight Canon Divergence, Goku is a good father, Chi-chi is a good mother, as well as a very worried mother, mature goku, One Shot, i feel like this has to have a very specific tag, that i can't seem to figure out Summary:

“While the threat of the androids looms ever closer, Piccolo finds himself frustrated with Chichi's insistence on Gohan's studies when he could be using that time to train. What doesn't help is Goku's refusal to deny Chichi's, in Piccolo's opinion, unreasonable wishes.

What he comes to understand, however, is that the Sons, the protectors of Earth, are also a family -- a fact many seem to forget.”

It seems like the only Dragon Ball fanfic I can write is angsty Son Family. It is what it is.

#dragon ball #dragon ball z #dbz #son goku #son gohan #son chichi #piccolo #android saga #three year gap #fanfic #angst

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: SPY x FAMILY (Manga), SPY x FAMILY (Anime) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Loid Forger | Twilight/Yor Briar Forger | Thorn Princess Characters: Loid Forger | Twilight, Yor Briar Forger | Thorn Princess, Anya Forger, Bond (SPY x FAMILY) Additional Tags: Hurt/Comfort, Angst, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Family Feels, loid deserves a hug, Melancholy, Angst and Feels, Whump, Realization, slight jealousy, Feels Summary:

After a particularly harrowing mission, Twilight finds solace in his fake family and he's confronted with the biggest mistake he's made in his line of work: becoming Loid Forger.

My first Spy x Family fanfic!! I’m so excited!!

#spy x family #sxf #loid forger #yor forger #anya forger #bond forger #forger family #the forgers #fanfic #fanfiction #spy x family fanfiction #angst #hurt/comfort #I'm about 97% sure #once i post this #i'll find 13 separate typos in it #but what's fanfic writing if you're not still editing it weeks later #no beta #we die like men #or like Loid's slowly detriorating health

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I am very happy to announce that I’ve become an official Spy x Family hobgoblin. 

#spy x family #loid forger #yor forger #anya forger #anime #manga #fandoms #I'm even writing fanfiction for it #there's no coming back #not that I want to

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Naruto and Boruto... Look what they did to my boy...

When will creators of famous and beloved franchises realise that no fan in the history of fandoms has wanted the sequel with the new generation to have higher stakes and more angsty drama than the original.

A Fan: Wow, can’t wait to see the heroes’ children living in a world that has been made better by the original heroes, having a loving and respectful relationship with the hero I loved and respected as a child, and dealing with their own adventure that might not be as high stake as saving the world, but is important for their own personal journey. 

A creator: How about the world is ending again, the new generation hates the heroes, who have become major assholes for no reason, and everything is bigger and goes more boom.  

#like #the plot #the character designs #i just... #why?? #WHY!!?

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The lack of fanfictions in the “Goku is a good father” tag is criminal.

#and the goku is a good husband #who allowed this? #goku #son goku #dbz #dragon ball z #dragon ball #ao3 #fanfiction

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Ben Barnes showing up uninvited on the set of Netflix’s Shadow and Bone, two years ago:

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though I still love Chronicles of Narnia the older I get and the more I learn the clearer it becomes to me why it would have driven Tolkien completely insane

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“This is your daily, friendly reminder to use commas instead of periods during the dialogue of your story,” she said with a smile.

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sometimes i like watching those silly kids movies especially the ones w a lot of CGI characters in live action because I intentionally like to see how much the big-name celebrity human protagonist is actually committing to this movie. yeah you’re stuck in this corny cash grab plot but are you gonna sit there staring at the camera with your soulless eyes or are you gonna put your whole CHEST into it and earn every dollar of that paycheck??

neil patrick harris does NOT want to be in this dumb smurfs movie but james marsden really DOES want to adopt Sonic as his son. Amy Adams DOES want to dance around w fairytale creatures and muppets. Domhall Gleeson DOES want to brutally murder the james corden rabbit with every ounce of his being.

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Wrong Size

(Comic from July, there were a few mistakes back when I posted it on Twitter so they've been corrected.)

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Based on my silly headcanon that Goku is really good at styling hair

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me in planning stages of writing: this fucks. this is gonna be so fun.

me the minute i sit down to write: language is an unwieldy cudgel we use to beat the human experience to death in an attempt at ever communicating fully with another being. i wish intelligent life had never evolved. i want to go back to the cell stage like in spore

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So… is it you? No. Though if it were… do you honestly think that I’d admit it?

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today’s date is the 3rd? what’s next, the 4th? the 5th? the minor fall, the major lift? 

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keep your friends close but keep your enemies closer, pinned against a wall in a fight, so close your noses are practically touching, look down at their lips, start making out

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My Professor: “The author used superfluous words here.  Don’t do that in your own essay.  Know your audience.  When was the last time you used the word, “pine”, as in to long for, in an everyday sentence?”

Me, a tumblr user: