"Who's your favourite F1 driver?" Well u see if ur a girl then Lando Norris. If you're a man I like then it's Kimi Raikkonen. If you're a man I hate then it's Juan Manuel Fangio.
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Dad: we're not getting a dog.
Dad: okay fine, we can get a dog, but I'm not going to be the one to take care of it.
Dad, three (3) business days later:
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One day I will not write stupidly complicated AUs for racecar drivers. Meanwhile, have a snippet of an AU where the Gang r scientists who discover that the centre of the earth is actually a black hole and it's actually a big fat metaphor for divorce.
“Disaster parameters?” Oscar asks, a little weak.
George sucks in a breath through his teeth. “Thirteen percent chance that half the ship’s particles will tunnel, leaving the other half irreparably entangled with the atoms of the earth itself, which ‒ well, it won’t be painful, not for very long, anyway. There’s a six percent chance the entangled particles will tunnel with themselves, at which point we’re not… quite sure what will happen, but we think it’ll be a quick death as well. Then there’s a point-two percent chance that the accelerator will entangle every particle inside the ship, instead of the layer on the outside…”
Charles finishes the sentence for him. “Which will turn all of us into walking, speaking atomic bombs. Possibly immortal. We only were able to test it theoretically.” He waves a hand. Oscar tries to explode his head with his mind.
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Nico please stop praising lando im so fucking scared rn
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Lando Norris and Charles Leclerc at the Drivers Press Conference ahead of the Chinese Grand Prix
Photo Credit: Mark Sutton
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the 2019 rookies are insane because obviously, OBVIOUSLY Lando's the youngest, but in my head Alex is the neglected middle child and George is clearly the most eldest daughter man in history. So how is it that Alexander Albon is nearly 30.
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the dichotomy of lando-centric RPF writers where if it's carlando its all 'little baby lando too innocent it's all too much for little lando norris heart emoji'
but if it's dando/landoscar it's 'this is my pet freak lando he's wanted in fifteen countries and is banned from tescos for life'
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The mortifying ordeal of being known (as an RPF writer) VS the rewards of being loved (by people seeing my fics) FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
anyways. I finally succumbed to the voices and wrote a landoscar fic - a spy AU to join the weird number of spy AUs in this fandom. Mybe the rich white men just always look a little bit sketchy, who knows.
Read it here (fic is completely finished, I'm just staggering releasing the chapters daily for publicity reasons) There is also an excerpt under the cut:
“Lando had a hot date with his roommate last night,” Alex taunts, grinning widely as Lando’s face goes pale. Lando closes his eyes, braces-
Daniel’s voice rings out, smug and intrigued. “Ooh, a date?” Lando can almost hear the eyebrow waggle. “Oh, little Stabby is growing up so fast! Do tell. Where’d he take you?”
“The Thames.” He drops his bag next to a chair with just too much force, then crumples into it. “We were dumping a body.”
“The Thames? How romantic- oh.” It’s nearly gratifying to hear the way shock colours Daniel’s voice, the way he stops short.
Except Charles and Alex start cackling, and George looks up to grin maliciously at Lando. “You were also staring at his arse, like, the whole night. We were watching through the cameras.”
“It was quite pathetic,” Charles adds.
“It was like watching Charles look at Max,” Alex concludes.
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u can always tell if a landoscar fic writer is american bc they'll say "omg oscar loves how lando pronounces his name like 'os-cuh'" as if that isn't the bog-standard way of pronouncing it
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