#twenty eight years old

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the 2019 rookies are insane because obviously, OBVIOUSLY Lando's the youngest, but in my head Alex is the neglected middle child and George is clearly the most eldest daughter man in history. So how is it that Alexander Albon is nearly 30.

#twenty eight years old #alex I'm sorry you're like 19 to me #formula 1 #formula one #f1 #lando norris #mclaren #mercedes #george russell #williams racing #alex albon #alexander albon #2019 rookies

[asterclaw]

heyyyyyyy congrats on 3kkkkk, @cakesmelons hahah that still counts as dancing, right? Dream and Nightmare belong to jokublog

#your little brother never tells you but he loves you so... #you said your mother only smiles on her tv show... #you're only happy when you're sorry head is filled with dope #i hope you make it to the day you're twenty eight years old #<- i am proud of these. #ppl who know they know #utmv #undertale au #sans au #my art #nightmare sans #dream sans #dreamtale #dreamtale brothers #cakesmelons3kdtiys

[cmdonovann]

happy quantum break day, everyone! i'm crashed at my parents' house currently due to power outages where i live, but i'm still gonna do some quantum break doodles throughout the day. if you post about quantum break, i'll draw you one! just send me your post (or an ask/submission) if you want a little qb drawing :3

#quantum break #quantum break appreciation month 2024 #my god... this game came out EIGHT YEARS AGO... #im getting old. couldnt be happier about it but still XD the reminder is a little wild #i was twenty when this game came out! that feels so long ago! #its wild how much i have (and havent) changed since then #anyway. quantum break ilu <3

[shou-jpeg]

Give him kisses! 

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#kimchay #lilkittykim #jeff satur #wtf is this photo of jeff though he looks so adorable??? #i want to pinch his cheeks #twenty eight (?) year old man #I am his age and not a single man in my life is this cute honestly a disgrace #what have I done to upset God? #risu442 #thank for the 300 photos im having a great time

[puppyeared]

save me old flipnote studio MVs.......

#im going thru old flipnotes i used to watch years ago and ouggghhg so many good ones #is twenty one pilots still popular.... do people still remember the TRNDSTTER and marble soda meme......... #its like im unlocking some sort of primal part of my brain and everything is coming back to me. one of my biggest inspirations as a kid #i still remember thinking the final transmission lyrics were the coolest thing and watching =TopHat= Bee and Melissa over and over #theres a very specific feeling of longing and nostalgia looking back and watching these again years later #especially when there isnt anything genshin or mcyt and instead its either fnaf undertale eddsworld or another obscure #interest... and not even fnaf sister location its like fnaf 3 and 2. its THAT old. and a lot of oc MVs especially pokemon ocs and furries.. #god but they were so creative u know. i still find it amazing ppl took this little lightbox animation on the fucking NINTENDO DS and #cranked it all the way to 11.. like if u look at the transitions and movement its so fucking fluid its insane..!! HOW DO YOU MAKE THE #CHARACTERS SPIN??? AND CHANGING CAMERA ANGLES??? and keep in mind youre doing this all with a shitty stylus #on a THREE BY TWO INCH SCREEN. you only get two layers you can go up to 29FPS and you only have 999 slides to work with #and 24FPS eats up a lot of that. absolutely insane it literally boggles my mind every time i think about it. AND SOME ARE EVEN FULL COLOR #i forgot how popular EDM was back then too...they were really good for timing beats though so you get a lot of MVs with #strobe last and marble soda. porter robinsons goodbye to a world was also popular with undertale and oc MVs. also a lot of vocaloid #someone made a flipnote abt the warner bros fnaf movie being announced EIGHT FUCKING YEARS AGO. it even used the stay calm audio from #the office.... i wonder how theyre doing now... i love you shitty grainy MV audio.. but i have mixed feelings abt the flashing colors #ppl LOVED animating the sans vs frisk fight. aishite and primadonna were also big ones they were SICK AS FUCK #lots of these inspired my old oc designs.. a lot of my characters had side bangs with one eye covered. animal ears and simple eyes too #now i kinda wanna try my hand at the marble soda meme cause i loved it as a kid lol.. i wonder if i should compare my old and new art here #UGHHHH IM SO NORMAL ABOUT NOSTALGIA. IM SO NORMAL ABT MY SCHOOL BOOK DRAWINGS WITH SHIBA BROWS #yapping #nostalgia

[wickedhawtwexler]

yeah the super bowl is cool i guess. would’ve been cooler with the lions

#i cannot BELIEVE the DETROIT GODDAMN LIONS were one win shy of being in the superbowl 😭 #i have been alive for twenty eight years and they have been The Worst Part of Michigan the ENTIRE TIME #then suddenly they get a new coach and a player from umich and are now good????? #that’s all i know about football so that’s all i’m contributing to the super bowl conversation #i learned all of this information from my 80 yr old grandmother btw i did not seek this out #m.txt

[wholegrainporkndbeans]

My name is Gristol Malik. I’m 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Grulovia, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I’m in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty m

#My name is Gristol Malik. I’m 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Grulovia #where all the villas are #and I am not married #I’m in bed by 11 PM and make sure I get eight hours of sleep #no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty m #psychonauts #gristol malik #nick johnsmith #psychonauts 2

[itspileofgoodthings]

every year I look forward to my birthday so much and every year I suffer a tremendous amount on that day for at least an hour straight.

#the crushing disappointment of unmet unrealistic expectations almost chokes me #it just brings so much to the surface. all the wounds of my self-obsession. all the reality of my loneliness #the cold reality that nothing is going to fill the void inside of me if I look for it from other people #I always cry. and then I calm down and eat cake #but it’s amazing what a rollercoaster it is #like. I just have to wrestle …. sort of ALL DAY #and because it’s only once a year I learn the lessons about it slowly #I am not good at having a birthday (something normal to want and possible to achieve) #it’s just that eternal paradox that I LOVE it just …. because #I love that it IS and EXISTS #and then also like the disappointment (never to be laid at anyone’s door???? because literally people are always so nice to me????) #settles in in SOME WAY OR ANOTHER #And it’s so stupid and I HATE IT but I have to like take the disappointment. try to love it. make it a prayer #and then I can be reasonable but not a SECOND BEFORE I’ve HAD THE CRASH #it is so insane and ridiculous I am turning TWENTY-EIGHT YEARS OLD #I should NOT BE THIS WAY #but like. The secret sadness and restlessness and bitterness and tiredness and jealousy just all comes out #and I have to write a letter to Jesus before I can be okay #literally i have now done that on at least 4 separate birthdays #because I just get so distressed. and then distressed that I am distressed #But tbh maybe that is a good custom and I should think of it as a chance to talk to God more #Just—-about it all. and just say thank you and I’m sorry and I know I’m a baby #There’s a viggo mortensen quote where he talks about how he never tells anyone it’s his birthday and he just reflects on the previous year #with gratitude. and I’m just like INSANELY cool of him I wish that were me #but unfortunately I talk about it all the time to every single person that I know #and at least twice on tumblr #and then it all just gets so overwhelming that it spirals #anyway I’m kind of spiraling now but that’s just because I’m sad and lonely! #it is NOT my birthday I am just reflecting #I guess what I’m trying to say is I wish there was a way to head off the disappointment. and there isn’t

[magicianmalpractice]

4/6 of the cluckeria buddies have lineart done… (chase and budwin are in the works just not as far)

#papa louie #papa louie fanart #wip #my art #flipline treble #flipline amiria #flipline isadora #flipline yuko #the children customers are so silly like what business does an eight year old have tipping twenty dollar on chicken sandwich #iconic though

[binch-i-might-be]

okay are flowers actually blooming in antarctica or is this another weird meme

#i don't want to look it up because i don't think i am in the right mental state to learn flowers are blooming in the coldest place on earth #like if that's what's happening i can just kill myself because the world will merrily roast away and we're all gonna die anyway #why even try to have some kind of successful life if it won't matter in ten twenty thirty years #re-experiencing the incredible and constant dread that followed me when i was eight years old #little ray was paralysed with fear about climate change and she was right tbh #rayrambles

[angelnumber27]

some of y’all need to learn the correct forms of your/their. PLEASE. I AM BEGGING YOU.

#it’s always fully abled grown adults like.. please just google it real quick lol #will speak to twenty eight year olds who say shit like ‘your pretty’ #and it drives me so insane but I’m never ever mean about it and usually say nothing bc #don’t want to ever make anybody feel stupid or anything

[acasternaut]

listening to an old youtube playlist and the line "yes im only 20" STOPPED ME IN MY TRACKS. that cant possibly be true

#TWENTY??? #this video cant possibly be eight years old #man. watching old youtube videos i used to love still makes me feel like i want to make youtube videos. agh #Youtube

[queen-beefcake-sqx]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN FALL OUT BOY PLAYED “The Kintsugi Kid (Ten Years)” AT THE WOODLANDS SHOW LAST NIGHT AND I, NUMBER ONE KINTSUGI KID FAN, WASN’T THERE!?!????

#fall out boy #I am a twenty eight year old person and I am about to cry at not getting to hear my song

[karokawwo]

i just found out all of the hnk love interests are younger than 30 (except for sanan, who's exactly 30) good god they ALL should've been at the club

#okita is 21 bro #that boy should be in college #AND SAITO IS 19... #i was NOT expecting him to be as old as heisuke #shinpachi is 24 BRO. 24 #I THOUGHT HE'D BE AROUND 30 #AND HARADA IS A YEAR YOUNGER?? HUH???? #this was sparked bc ryoma got called an old man #he's 28 btw. twenty eight.

[jlhynde-insanitybrilliance]

UDLTTOM DIALOGUE DRAFT #8

*Teddy Lupin waking up in 1944 with a fifteen-year-old-looking godfather*

Teddy: But you can’t be Harry…Harry is old—

*Harry quirks a brow*

Teddy: —er. Older.

Harry (feeling a bit offended): You think I’m old??

#udlttom #hp fanfic #time travel au #Harry & Teddy #dialogue draft #harry potter #teddy lupin #just a godson unintentionally insulting his godfather #twenty eight is not old Teddy #rude lil first year

[faebriel]

pls help i incidentally used the phrase mobius double reach around in conversation and now my friends won't stop saying it. they think it's a sex thing

#it's NOT but it's a homestuck thing and hearing a group of eight twenty three year olds #make eighty homestuck references a minute at top volume is NOT IDEAL.