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frozenincorrects · 4 years
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Honeymaren: What were you thinking?! You could have died!
Elsa: No! Yelana said all my bleeding was internal. That's where the blood's supposed to be!
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frozenincorrects · 4 years
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Anna: *Literally smears black paint all over her face, and storming forward like an angry dwarf in preparation of arguing with Elsa*
Kristoff: I love this woman
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frozenincorrects · 4 years
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Iduna: what are you doing?
Young Anna, mad at Elsa for locking "herself" away: i am separating the blue m&m's, because i know elsa likes those best.
Iduna: Aw, that's so sweet! I knew you could get along!
Anna: Oh, no. I am separating them so I can eat them in front of her once she comes out.
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frozenincorrects · 4 years
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Kristoff: I love you.
Anna: Aw, that's-
Olaf,cutting in: You should. I'm a goddamn miracle.
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frozenincorrects · 4 years
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[sets kitchen on fire]
Anna: we need an adult!
Kristoff: YOU ARE AN ADULT
Anna: OH FUCK
Kristoff: WE NEED AN ADULTIER ADULT, GET ELSA
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frozenincorrects · 4 years
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Anna: Stop correcting me!
Elsa: Then stop being wrong!
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frozenincorrects · 4 years
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I’m gay, what do you think I’m gonna do? Confront my emotions? Hah! Sit the hell down!
Elsa, probably
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frozenincorrects · 4 years
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Ryder: Yelana gave me a „Get better soon” card.
Honeymaren: Aww, that’s so sweet!
Ryder: I wasn’t even sick. She just thought I could do better.
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frozenincorrects · 4 years
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Kristoff: Matthias is choking! I need to call 911, but the 9 button is not working!
Olaf: Just turn the 6 button upside down! That makes it a 9!
Kristoff: Genius!
L.Matthias: *stops choking momentarily* What the fuck
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frozenincorrects · 4 years
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Anna: You idiot!
Kristoff: I’m sure you’re right, but why?
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frozenincorrects · 4 years
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Yelana: Anxiety? What could be giving you anxiety?
Elsa: Literally any aspect of my life.
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frozenincorrects · 4 years
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Anna: I haven’t spoken to the Duke Of Weaselton in over three years. What he did was unforgiveable.
L. Matthias: You don’t actually remember, do you?
Anna: He knows what he did.
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frozenincorrects · 4 years
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Kristoff: Fuck you.
Ryder: Is that an insult, or a to-do list?
Kristoff: What?
Ryder: What?
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frozenincorrects · 4 years
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Olaf: What’s up, Anna?
Anna: Ugh. I have this headache that comes and goes.
Hans: *walks in*
Anna: There it is again.
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frozenincorrects · 4 years
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Elsa: Honeymaren and I-
Anna: Are getting married?!
Elsa: ...
Elsa: How did you know?
Anna: *pulling out a binder* Sit down. I’ve planned the entire thing.
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frozenincorrects · 4 years
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Elsa: I wish I could block people in real life.
Kristoff: Restraining order.
Hans: Murder.
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Elsa: I wish I could block people in real life.
Kristoff: Restraining order.
Frozen2,existentialdread,emophase!Olaf: Murder.
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frozenincorrects · 4 years
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Hans: Where the fuck is my sword?!
Anna: Language!
Hans: May I ascertain the whereabouts of my fucking sword?
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