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shit i just realized i never put anything here. hey if anyone sees this this account isnt in use no more its @seven-stars-in-his-palm now . actually posting a new chapter of remember the stars today So. theres all that

#yeah go there. go there

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Chapters: 1/3

Fandom: Good Omens (TV)

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences 

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply 

Relationships: Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens) 

Characters: Aziraphale (Good Omens), Crowley (Good Omens), Beelzebub (Good Omens) 

Additional Tags: Whump, Buried Alive, Asphyxiation, Victorian, Idiots in Love, Language of Flowers, Love Confessions, (secretly), Fluff, Humor, Cemetery, Romantic Gestures, Hypothermia, Fake Character Death, (gone wrong), Protective Aziraphale (Good Omens), Hurt Crowley (Good Omens), guy hates small spaces what can I say, Aziraphale and Crowley Through The Ages (Good Omens), Post-Minisode: The Resurrectionists (Good Omens), Pre-Scene: St James's Park 1862 (Good Omens), Whumptober 2023 

Summary:

Aziraphale visits one of Crowley’s many gravestones throughout history, expecting nothing more than the last five times or so he’s come to pay respects and lament on things. It’s not until the hand quite literally latches on his ankle that he realizes something is very wrong with the supposed empty corporation—and this is going to require a lot of explanations.

wahooo first whumptober wip!!! im so sane!!! :)

#whumptober2023 #no.25 #no.30 #no.13 #borrowed clothes #buried alive #It comes and goes like the strength in your bones. #good omens #fic #maniac writing #aziraphale #crowley #crowley x aziraphale

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Chapters: 1/1

Fandom: Gravity Falls

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences 

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply 

Relationships: Ford Pines & Stan Pines 

Characters: Ford Pines, Stan Pines 

Additional Tags: Alternate Universe, Weirdmageddon (Gravity Falls), Forgiveness, Strained Relationships, Angst, these two fuckers need fucking therapy, Ford Pines’ Martyr Complex, Whumptober 2023 

Summary:

A pair of elder Pines at the end of the world, the morning(?) before the Shackatron is set to ride. Words are exchanged, and Ford realizes there are only so many things he can believe before it starts becoming a bit much.

last gf entry for whumptober! this month has been STRESSSSSSING but hey we made it! this is bittersweet. three more good omens fics after this. fuck

#whumptober2023 #no.28 #lyric #We might not make it to the morning so go on and tell me now. #fic #gravity falls #stan pines #ford pines #maniac writing #ough

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Chapters: 1/1

Fandom: Good Omens (TV)

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences 

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings  

Relationships: Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens), Aziraphale & Heaven, Hell & Crowley 

Characters: Aziraphale (Good Omens), Crowley (Good Omens), Gabriel (Good Omens), Michael (Good Omens), Sandalphon (Good Omens), Uriel (Good Omens), Beelzebub (Good Omens), Hastur (Good Omens), Eric | Disposable Demon (Good Omens), Dagon (Good Omens) 

Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Aziraphale and Crowley's Bodyswap (Good Omens), Whump, Head Injury, Blood, Begging, Bullying, (the three b’s!), Concussions, Hellfire (Good Omens), Heaven is Terrible (Good Omens), Hell is Slightly Better But Also Terrible, The Night At Crowley's Flat (Good Omens), Attempt at Humor, Protective Crowley (Good Omens), Whumptober 2023 

Summary:

Though you might think Hell would be the ones to come up with the idea of mildly psychologically torturing a pair of traitors before their execution, Heaven is the group that ultimately ends up suggesting it. A simple one, really—they wanted to defy God together? Let them be destroyed together too. There are more ways to hurt an angel than one might think, and an infinitely more amount of them to hurt a demon in turn.

(What they don’t know, however, is that the roles should be reserved in that analogy. And Aziraphale hopes, foolishly prays it too, that they never will. They could execute ‘Crowley’ pretty quickly that way, if they were caught.)

(Play their faces wisely, indeed.)

fuckkkkkkkk I’m sooooo okay I finally get a break BUT. Jesus Christ. this is bad. I’m so glad to move on. Let’s forget this happened ✨

#whumptober2023 #no.17 #no.6 #lyric #you’re the lump in my throat and the knot in my chest. #made to watch #good omens #fic #blood tw #ineffable husbands #aziraphale x crowley

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Chapters: 1/1

Fandom: Good Omens (TV)

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences 

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply 

Relationships: Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens) 

Characters: Aziraphale (Good Omens), Crowley (Good Omens) 

Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Aziraphale and Crowley Through The Ages (Good Omens), 6000 Years of Pining (Good Omens), Running Away, Rejection, 5+1 Times, Angst with a Happy Ending, Extended Metaphors, Whumptober 2023 

Summary:

Crowley phrases running away a little differently, and a little earlier. A lot earlier actually. More than once. Before there’s even an Anti-Christ at all—but also a few times after that, too.

(Or; 5 times Aziraphale rejects Crowley’s ideas of running away, and one time where he doesn’t.)

jazz hands IM ON A ROLL!!!! THERES EVENGONNA BE ANOTHER ONE TOMORROW!!!!! :DDD

#whumptober2023 #no.16 #lyric #Would you lie with me and just forget the world? #good omens #fic #aziraphale #crowley #crowley x aziraphale #ineffable husbands #maniac writing #:)))

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#woaugh. if I were important enough for this I’d do it #writer help #for maybe one day :)

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Chapters: 1/1

Fandom: Good Omens (TV)

Rating: Mature 

Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence 

Relationships: Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens) 

Characters: Crowley (Good Omens), Aziraphale (Good Omens), assorted human assholes 

Additional Tags: Post-Scene: Kingdom of Wessex 537 AD (Good Omens), Aziraphale and Crowley Through The Ages (Good Omens), Dungeon, Captivity, Isolation, Torture, Whump, Graphic Description of Corpses, Angel Healing, Wings, Burns, Branding, Prayer, Non-Sexual Intimacy, Holy Water (Good Omens), Sleep Deprivation, Aziraphale to the Rescue (Good Omens), Hurt Crowley (Good Omens), Angry Aziraphale (Good Omens), Horses Hate Crowley And Crowley Hates Horses (Even While Dying), the quote “you came” “you called” but literal, Whumptober 2023 

Summary:

Crowley hadn’t meant to get captured and outed as a demon of Hell. Not exactly, at least. All he ever did was act a bit curious. Wanted to answer a few questions. For example: where in the Heaven did these humans get so much holy water from? Before long, his gooey remains would be smeared all over his new grimy dungeon.

However, he doubts that notion will ever come true. They were having far too much fun with him.

(Or; Crowley gets trapped in a holy-proofed dungeon full of other dead humans in 537 A.D. Aziraphale is, as it turns out, his only means of escape. This causes things.)

one day late but WHATEVERRRRRRRRRRRR hi hi hi whumptober entry!!!! more stars in a jar au. also one of my whumpier entries yet, AND in the top three of Whump in general. enjoy…. 

#whumptober2023 #no.14 #no.10 #no.11 #captivity #”Just hold on.” #”Can’t you see that you’re lost without me?” #good omens #fic #isolation tw #torture tw #religion tw #maniac writing #aziraphale #crowley #ineffable husbands #aziraphale x crowley #stars in a jar au

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Good Omens S2 Transcripts

Been working on these for a few weeks now, and they're finally done!

I really missed having the Script Book to refer to, especially when writing fic, so I made the next best thing, which is some transcripts (+minor descriptions)

PDFs:

EPISODE ONE

EPISODE TWO

EPISODE THREE

EPISODE FOUR

EPISODE FIVE

EPISODE SIX

UPDATE: Google docs links below:

Episode One

Episode Two

Episode Three

Episode Four

Episode Five

Episode Six

#writer help #good omens

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Chapters: 1/1

Fandom: Gravity Falls

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences 

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply 

Relationships: Ford Pines & Stan Pines, Dipper Pines & Ford Pines & Mabel Pines & Stan Pines 

Characters: Ford Pines, Stan Pines 

Additional Tags: Weirdmageddon, Missing Scene, Letters, Journal 3 (Gravity Falls), Suicide Notes, Ford Pines Needs a Hug, The Last of Us References, Strained Relationships, Whumptober 2023, this is my second ford suicide note in my career btw 

Summary:

The end of the world, a Journal, and a man yet to face his enemy in the physical plane. These are the thoughts that comes out of the wait in between.

whumptober, days 5 and 24!!! :)))

#whumptober2023 #no.5 #no.24 #It's broken. #goodbye note #fic #gravity falls #maniac writing #ford pines #stan pines

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Chapters: 1/1

Fandom: Good Omens (TV)

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences 

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings 

Relationships: Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens) 

Characters: Aziraphale (Good Omens), Crowley (Good Omens)  

Additional Tags: Whump, Major Character Injury, Medical Procedures, Blood, Stitches, Mild Gore, Crisis of Faith, Extended Metaphors, Hopeful Ending, The Arrangement (Good Omens), Heaven is Terrible (Good Omens), Aziraphale and Crowley Through The Ages (Good Omens), crowley experiments on aziraphale, it’s more romantic than you think but not as much as it could’ve been, Whumptober 2023, They love each other so much., Footnotes, Unresolved Romantic Tension, Quiet Gentle Romantic, Pre-Slash but also old married couple

Series: Part 2 of Stars in a Mason Jar (shake them round, see where they fall)

Summary:

It’s 1020 A.D-ish, and bonds are more important than ever in the recent turn of yet another millennia closer to Armageddon. Crowley is itching to test out some new medical procedures after his latest Angel Rescue, and Aziraphale is driving himself in circles trying to come up with a reason as to why Heaven keeps ignoring his calls. An Arrangement will be made by sunrise.

(Or; how the TV-verse’s Arrangement might have gone. Aziraphale’s constant battle of faith stretches out wherever it so desires, and he panics about it while being kindly taken cared of by a Crowley who has One fucking clue as to what’s going on.)

(This is loosely connected to a series of mine, but is a standalone. :)

for whumptober day 2 and other assorted prompts. longest one yet! i fucked my last tumblr post so u get this one. 💥

#absolutely hate how my tags keep fucking up. #whumptober2023 #no.2 #no.20 #no.21 #altprompt #lyric #“They don't care about you.” #Vows #“People dont change people time does.” #Lab Rat #good omens #blood tw #stitches tw #fic #faith tw #aziraphale #crowley #crowley x aziraphale #ineffable husbands #stars in a jar au #maniac writing

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Chapters: 1/1

Fandom: Gravity Falls

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences 

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply 

Relationships: Bill Cipher & Ford Pines, Ford Pines & Stan Pines Characters: Ford Pines, the rest aren’t even here they’re just haunting the narrative 

Additional Tags: Isolation, The Journals (Gravity Falls), Hallucinations, Sleep Deprivation, Psychological Trauma, Paranoia, Episode: s02e12 A Tale of Two Stans, Childhood Trauma, Extended Metaphors, Missing Scene, Whumptober 2023 

Summary:

A small glimpse into the life of a recently betrayed Stanford Pines from the 80s, running off of nothing but spite and coffee. We come to three conclusions; yellow is the worst color in the rainbow, Ford is a bit more stuck in the past than he’d like to think, and eyes suck. These are very important lessons.

FIRST DAY OF WHUMPTOBER WAHOO!!! Month long challenge full of fic and pain?? HELL YEAH!! this is also the most prompts I’ve combined into one fic. the rest are like one or two other days, maybe three if we’re pushing, but this one’s good. I’m very excited for all this month and I’m going to bed now. ougrh

#whumptober2023 #no.1 #no.3 #no.7 #no.12 #no.26 #altprompt #lyric #betrayal #seeing double #insomnia #journal #solitary confinement #“I paced around for hours on empty jumping at the slightest of sounds.” #gravity falls #fic #bruises tw #hallucinations tw #isolation tw #so many prompts for the first fucking day but OH WELL HI WHUMPTOBER I HOPE THIS IS OKAY!!!! #im aiming for that goshdarned badge… #maniac writing #ford pines #stan pines #bill cipher #fanfic

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#writer help #actually

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Animals in Good Omens (for potential symbolism reasons)

Direct, plot-relevant appearances:

Nightingales (Obvious)

Snakes (Crowley!)

Geckos (Children in disguise)

Lions (Adam and Eve’s first threat and first kill)

Oxen (Devoured by Aziraphale; strong of constitution)

Goats (Blameless)

Crows (Disguised goats)

Hounds (Hellhound; transformed by loyalty)

Unicorns (the Great Flood; a precious thing lost to God's wrath)

Mentions that feel like they may or may not be plot-relevant:

Horses (Mentioned in the book and at the Globe; multiple statues in the shop, including the one where Crowley puts his glasses)

Ducks (Crowley and Aziraphale feed them, and Crowley in particular shows concern for their well-being; they're what water slides off)

Whales (God mentions them specifically and they also appear in Crowley's drunken ramble)

Gorillas (Mentioned in Crowley's drunken ramble and mentioned again with Banana Fish Gorilla Shoelace With A Dash of Nutmeg)

Fish (Banana Fish Gorilla Shoelace With A Dash of Nutmeg, plus the raining fish during Armageddon and Greasy Johnson's tropical fish in the book)

Rats (Crowley's little minions in the S1 outtakes; creatures Crowley is masquerading as an exterminator of, but with whom he is actually collaborating; this is a cool parallel to humanity even though the final footage wasn't in the main show)

Animals don't appear plot-relevant on the surface but I may be wrong:

Dolphins (Also mentioned in Crowley's ramble, but don't reappear anywhere, I don't think)

Rabbits (Aziraphale's magic show; also referred to obscurely in the beginning of S2 by Aziraphale saying the humans will "breed like...well, like humans")

Doves (Accidentally killed by Aziraphale, then resurrected in the show by Aziraphale and in the book by Crowley)

Ginger Cat (Dog likes to antagonize in a gentle way)

Ostriches ("Did you teach the ostrich to run, Job?")

The bird that sharpens its beak on the mountain (Crowley's drunken ramble)

Hedgehogs (The one Crowley doesn't manage to hit in the book)

Geese ("Big cross ducks")

#writer help #for Symbolisjm….

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#its gotta be the autistics (ive just rolled with this headcanon i guess--) #they are the destined from the beginning trope but its actually correct #ilove everyone else but GIVE THE S1 GIRLS THE LOVE

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WRONG BLOG

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when taylor swift wrote "they told me all of my cages were mental, so I got wasted like all my potential" was she personally trying to hurt me or

#dude “i got wasted like all my potential” is the title of one of my fav gf fics about ford's childhood #WHAT DO YOU MEAN ITS A TAYLOR SWIFT LYRIC--

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