[loudly] yeah ill basically kill anyone with my longsword. it doesnt really even matter to me. ill just slay whoever i feel like, with my longsword
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Feel free to add your favorite race below if I did not have space to add it! Ooo and if you have a favorite homebrew race you can add that too!
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me when I design a super cool guitar for my super cool rockstar au for my super cool dnd character
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I miss her (My DnD character from a campaign that has been over for months)
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@spellboundink made a new character for a oneshot, so of course I had to draw her :3
This is Calypso but she mostly goes by Calee (or sometimes Citty when her name gets passed around too much and it gets "telephoned"). Her pronouns are She/They/It. Her class is Lunar Sorcerer and her race is Weretiger Shifter (but flavored more like "Werepanther" instead).
Please love her like I do <3
(Alts below the cut)
Here's her with a mask! Here's her in her "shifted" form! I love her :3
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"And so I went into the studio," Jordan continued. "And it was very awkward, as I made sounds like 'mmm' and 'ahh'. And then I kissed my hand a whole lot."
But he got the job done, and now he just hopes that everyone playing the game appreciates all the effort he put into helping make it happen—and keeps his very specific but vital role in the game in mind as they play.
"You think about that," he said. "You mull that over as you run around, you little horny perverts, with your little perverted roleplays, you randy bastards. You think of me."
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teatime between 'nobles'.
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character customization screens are like “you can alter your character’s body type!” and then it looks like this
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🫵🐱
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dnd jokes that will always be funny no matter what your dm tells you
"jesus christ" "who's that"
"this is just like (tv show/movie)" "that's my favorite play"
referring to famous musicians or actors from the real world as "bards"
adding the word "fantasy" in front of modern things (i pull out my Fantasy iPhone and open Fantasy Tinder)
"how hurt are you" "on a scale of one to twenty-eight i'd say i'm at about a nine."
feel free to add more
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BG3 gameplay be like: to end my turn I will shove this enemy, not because it does anything 9 times out of 10 but because it’s an action I’m able to take and it feels good.
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just absolutely annihilated
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Astarion’s girlfriend now
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i love counterspell. "i cast fireball!" no you dont
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Ouughh god I am TORN. I've been into Shadowheart since day one, did the whole waterfall kiss scene with her and even gave her a night orchid, ect, but. Lae'zel... She has given up everything she has ever known and ever believed in and put her faith in ME. Her trust in ME. She has gone against the will of her god and turned against her own because she trusts me. She is still unsure, she is so scared she is making the wrong choice, yet she chooses to follow me anyway. Tentatively, cautiously, she gives all of herself into her faith in me. Ouughh I am so mentally ill about it
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