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Gonna get a binder this payday!! (Well pay for, still gotta wait for delivery so ugh) but AYYYY ya bois gonna be flattttt

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I don’t care I still love him

my life has never been the same since i found out mordecai canonically has a small dick

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Idk I’m high

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#trans pride #trans

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Hear me out;

𝑫𝑰𝒀 𝑻𝒐𝒑 𝑺𝒖𝒓𝒈𝒆𝒓𝒚

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Ok so my dad CRUSHED my dysphoria tonight 😄😄😄😄👌🏼👌🏼✨✨🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️

#transgender #transmasc #transisbeautiful #trans #bi pride #pride #share your pride #lgbtq community #lgbtq #lgbtq positivity #supportive #parenting #gender identity #gender stuff

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Alright random shit:

Zombie Apocalypse yeah?

Zombies are always perceived to be slow lumbering idiots or at the most able to run at about idk 7mph.

What’s stopping them from sprinting.

Could they be able to sprint?

This is a horrendous thought that’s just come to me.

Imagine people are so used to zombies being perceived as slow in movies and games and shit and the apocalypse happens.

They see zombies fucking SPRINTING towards them just full on SJSHDIDHDJ speeding towards them like Olympic sprinters.

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Some perfectly shaped bois

#chicken nuggets #chicken #food

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SOME FACTS:

I’m a little less sane than the average I’ll admit.

I drink WAY too much Monster

Touch Zer0 or Mordecai and I will FIGHT YOU

I hate myself

I’m 0.3mm away from identifying as a pain in your ass

I can’t touch wet food. Ew. Ewewewewewewew.

ADHD rules my life, impulse control is inexistent.

Wanna be my friend? Send me memes and love Borderlands.

I protec, I attac, but most importantly, I never stop fucking eating because I’m a greedy bitch.

I love any RP first person looter/shooter like Borderlands, Borderlands2, and uh, well probably Borderlands3 too.

JAFFA CAKES RULE ME

Literally ask me anything I don’t give a shit

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Mordecai what the fuck are you doing go home you’re drunk 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

#borderlands2 #borderlands #borderlands mordecai #borderlands zer0 #borderlands game #ps4

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First post, idk what to put so I’m just gonna shove some selfies in here to lad out the void my brain created typing this after my third monster can today. Enjoy my face. And no, those aren’t spots on my face, those are Freckles. My freckles are just wierdly big. 🤣🤣🤣