Daniel: What happened to your face?
Tess: You see that bitch over there?
Daniel: That little girl?
Tess: She tried to muscle in, things got ugly
Daniel, shocked: You didn’t fight that kid, did you, Tess?
Tess: I did fight that kid, Daniel, and I’ll fight that kid again if I have to
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Don’t mind me, just thinking about a Legend 80s summer slasher au 🥰
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Marie: Uhh why is Teren in a cage
Daniel: Because he growled at me
Teren: *Growls*
Tess: *hides behind Marie*
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I want someone draw Day and June, but it’s them in that scene in Princess Mononoke where San says she’s going to cut Ashitaka’s throat and Ashitaka goes “you’re beautiful”.
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Where are all the rdr2 fanfics where Kieran is alive and he and Mary-Beth get together 🤨
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Jacob is the type of guy that would say “this one is for you, baby” to Emma and would shoot a basketball and miss the hoop
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Dune child: Why don’t you have a wife
Eden: Woah, how do you know I don’t
Dune child: Do you have a wife
Eden: Well…no
Dune child: So why don’t you have a wife
Eden, pointing at Pressa: Uhh, her turn
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Daniel to Tess: Um, who the fuck is Bkackpink? And why are they in my area?
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Legend but it’s a small town horror AU where the characters are solving town mysteries and its monsters.
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Emika: You do not a hit a kid…it’s like the one thing you don’t do.
Jax: You could threaten them.
Tremaine: You could yell at them.
Jax: Threaten the parents.
Emika: Mildly embarrass them.
Jax: I threatened a grandfather once.
Emika: You just don’t kick a kid.
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Spoilers for The Owl House season 3 episode 2:
Disney obviously wasn’t allowing any cursing, so the closest thing we got was Camilla admitting that she cussed at Luz’s principal 😂
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June: Swarm of bears?
Pascao: Yeah…
June: Herd of bears.
Pascao: Yeah I’ve heard of bears, but…
June: Oh my god.
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*Eda throws a rock through a window*
Eda, climbing through: Vandalism is wrong, Luz.
Luz, following Eda through the window: Okay.
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To the people who accused Kit of queerbaiting to the point where he felt pressured to come out despite not being ready, I hope you’re happy and that your pillow is warm on both sides and you stub your toe first thing in the morning.
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Spoilers for The Owl House season 3 episode 1
Now after watching this episode, there should be some reasoning as to why Camila wanted to send Luz to camp. It wasn’t because Camila didn’t understand Luz, even though she does and doesn’t mind the way Luz is based on the flashbacks/nightmares, but because Camila was bullied when she was Luz’s age, she didn’t want Luz to go through what she went through.
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I knew the birthday cape and hat looked familiar for some reason
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