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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa diz howell biatch <3.<3

damn I’m so in LOOOOOOVE WITH WHO U

maybe baby 😈🤭😈

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#dan and phil #cute #pink #love #lovely #cool #dope #gif #pastel #beautiful #music #danisnotonfire #amazingphil #yay #kk #funny #Youtube

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i miss Jin Jimin and all how they called eat enough stay sane read sth and yeah… 😭😭😭😭😭 💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜

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aaaaaaaaaaaaa now my tummy hurts ….. eyeroll

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sexy Salvatores uhum 🔥🔥🔥

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JFC, Ronnie 

Stuff that will be in the book he’s been writing apparently

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Dan Goes to Church

Sup

In case you missed it, I will be hosting a one-night-only little live show at a Church in London tomorrow (9th May)

See Dan at the Union Chapel →

Tickets are only £19 and every single person will get a free SIGNED copy of my brand new Paperback book!

There’s only a few seats left, so hurry over if you want to see me in real life, have some laughs, watch me drink a wine and say something I’ll probably regret BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY there are going to be some exclusive merch designs available only at the event! 

And after a lot of inquisitive requests I am happy to preview them here:

Union Chapel Poster

Inspired by the iconic stained glass window that we will be sat under, this undeservedly beautiful poster image fuses the beautiful illustrations from the book with the venue architecture to commemorate the evening that hopefully Dan didn’t ironically burst into flame performing in a church.

Be Your Own Light Shirt

Taking inspiration from the hopeful gold glow of the new cover, this design features a sun ray quote, “You Can Be your Own Light”, on the front and stained glass design on the back in a warm off-white.

I hope to meet some of you there and together we can repent for our sins, or probably commit a few new ones and run before they send people after us. It’s a date!!

— Dan

ps. stay tuned for an update on book orders. If you haven’t grabbed a copy yet, we only have a limited number of signed copies still left!

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WEAR BLACK EARRINGS AGAIN. My SLUT 🫢😈🖕🏼💀🖤

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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa no way I gay gonna UNGAY YA ?!?!? Uhuhm u HOEWELL HEHE

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those are phil's pleasure noises, are they?

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its me and my secret lover against the world :D

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#live laugh love #ha #sick and tired #anastasia sick and tired #tbt #happy sunday #oh my dear #:O #what the fresh hell #Youtube