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I'd watch this sooo hard.

Andromache’s Seven The gang infiltrate the Met Gala to steal priceless jewels and artifacts to return to their home countries.

“Who the hell is this?”

“The woman who’s robbing you.”

#the old guard #2O2G needs a sexy evening wear scene

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2x08 | The Impossible Planet

#doctor who #rose tyler #the tenth doctor #oooof #🔥💞🔥 #OTP to end all OTPs

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JOE&NICKY + text posts

#the old guard #theoldguardedit #togedit #joe x nicky #kaysanova #yusuf al kaysani #nicolo di genova #tog crack #otp: he's all and he's more

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This looks so painful. Looking at this pic made my boobs hurt + a pulled groin muscle. So much freaking ouch.

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#painful #ouch #just why? #so so painful looking #unfun fashion

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Immortal Husbands ~ dressed in black 

#hello my bigbang inspiration #tog big bang 2021 #tog bigbang2021 #this is like getting punched in ALL tjr feels #what the hell i mean seriously #marwan kenzari #luca marinelli #yusuf al kaysani #nicolo di genova #❤️🔥

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sometimes im like “tone down the Self to fit in” and other times, the voice of God comes to me in a dream and says “I didn’t make you crazy for no reason”

#you said it op #stuff that rings true #funny how so many others agree or feel similarly

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Dusty and muddy but gloriously happy from my recent beach camping trip. With sunsets like this...life is sweet.

#beach camping #mini holiday #mini break #sunset #balochistan #beautiful glorious dreamy coastal Balochistan

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I have discovered k-drama.

Life is changed. Forevermore.

#kdrama #k drama #whaattt #mind blown #have been mainlining it this last month #like damn #so good #even when dripping and steeped in tropes #i can't look away #i would have discovered it eventually #but quarantine hastened the process #but srsly

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Who else LOVED and yelled YAAS! every single time Jo Yi-seo delivered a blistering comment in Itaewon Class?

#itaewon class #jo yiseo #kim da mi #park saeroyi #park seo joon #jo yiseo is boss #kdrama

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ill never b over joe and nicky being horny on main 24/7 ok

-nicky keeping himself warm thinking about the Malta Sex Vacation™ while being fucking tortured

-nicky, thirteen seconds after being tortured, turning to joe like ‘so i was thinking about our Malta Sex Vacation™’ without any prompting

-joe looking at nicky like this

-joe looking at nicky like This

-joe in the comic whipping out this line with approximately 0% shame or remorse

like. oof

#listen the sex has to be insanely good at this point #like transcendent #like if they bring a third in that person will think about it for the rest of their lives #but it still cannot compare to what they can do to each other bc they know what the other wants and how so well at this point #but yeah cant get over nicky being like: so i was thinking about sex #immediately as joe wakes up sjdndbbf #glad they left out that joe line from the movie bc it is SO MUCH and so horny #given how sweet the rest of the speech is #but like yes joe honey i get it you think he us sexy #otp: beyond measure and reason #is* #ahahahahhahajhaajjajahahanan #the tags on this #FML #🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 #blessed be the fandom

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As I rewatched the old guard, again (yes, yet again!), I was struck by the lab scene when Andy and Booker are brought in. I really really empathise with Yusuf. He's been tortured, his love has been tortured, his worst fears are being realised when all of a sudden...it becomes so much worse. His family, his brother, betrayed him. And Andy, a constant of their universe is mortal. So not only is he reeling from physical and emotional torture, he now has to contend with betrayal, heartbreak, and an insidious voice that asks: could I have done something to prevent this? Is this my fault?

It's no wonder then that he starts shouting. He's spiralling emotionally. I totally and completely understand. Even though my reaction would be similar to Nicky's.

His saying "Joe please," is not a rejection of Yusuf's feelings. Nor is he minimising them. He's in the same pain, the same turmoil but he processes it slightly differently. His reaction is to focus on what can be fixed now i.e. Andy's fugue-like state. The rest of it can be dealt with later. There will be a reckoning and how.

It got me thinking about how as a brown woman, I've trained myself to manage the expression of my anger, my fears, my emotional rhythms because I don't want to be the hysterical brown woman in a predominantly white work and living space. The harm we do to ourselves by internalising racism.

Yusuf, my friend, I envy you expressing your emotions at the pitch, volume, and fervour of your choice.

#Joe x Nicky #Nicky x Joe #the old guard #yusuf al kaysani #believe in self expression

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I see we've reached that stage where I'll be aggressively filtering the old guard tags.

Thought 1: that didn't take long.

Thought 2: thanks for the filter option Ao3.

#ao3 #the old guard #fannish life

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Nicky uses a 17-in-1 hair-and-body wash on his hair. Meanwhile, he will go to the ends of the earth to find Joe the perfect non-stripping shampoo, leave-in conditioner and hydrating styling product, and always has them stocked in their safehouses and/or go kits. Curls need moisture. If Nicky used Joe's products his hair would look flat af and if Joe used Nicky's product his hair would be dry af (yes, I said product singular). Nicky respects and adores the Curls™ and is king of the scalp massage

this is very very very sweet but i am so FUCKING distracted by the 17-in-1 please tell me you made that up

#nicky has a mental database of perfect curl leave-in conditioners for joe's hair and washes his own with soap #this is canon #kaysanova #nicolo di genova #yusuf al kaysani #the old guard #hahahahha #the tags on this tho #protect the curls™ #lmao

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As I rewatched the old guard, again (yes, yet again!), I was struck by the lab scene when Andy and Booker are brought in. I really really empathise with Yusuf. He's been tortured, his love has been tortured, his worst fears are being realised when all of a sudden...it becomes so much worse. His family, his brother, betrayed him. And Andy, a constant of their universe is mortal. So not only is he reeling from physical and emotional torture, he now has to contend with betrayal, heartbreak, and an insidious voice that asks: could I have done something to prevent this? Is this my fault?

It's no wonder then that he starts shouting. He's spiralling emotionally. I totally and completely understand. Even though my reaction would be similar to Nicky's.

His saying "Joe please," is not a rejection of Yusuf's feelings. Nor is he minimising them. He's in the same pain, the same turmoil but he processes it slightly differently. His reaction is to focus on what can be fixed now i.e. Andy's fugue-like state. The rest of it can be dealt with later. There will be a reckoning and how.

It got me thinking about how as a brown woman, I've trained myself to manage the expression of my anger, my fears, my emotional rhythms because I don't want to be the hysterical brown woman in a predominantly white work and living space. The harm we do to ourselves by internalising racism.

Yusuf, my friend, I envy you expressing your emotions at the pitch, volume, and fervour of your choice.

#the old guard #tog #yusuf al kaysani #Yusuf al-Kaysani #feeling alllll the feelings

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It’s Loving Yusuf al-Kaysani™️ hours 24/7 but especially right now today

#the old guard #yusuf al-kaysani #otp: he's all and he's more #I do 💕❤️💕 him so

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Ahahahahha! ALL THE ROMANTIC TROPES.

ri jeong hyeok & yoon se-ri ➝ favourite tropes

#crash landing on you #cloy #ri jeong hyeok #yoon se-ri #hyun bin #son ye jin #kdrama #ahahahahahahha #this was like watching a lovely fanfic come to life #aaah #it was sweet and sappy and sentimental and kind and gentle #and i really really needed that #i think I'm a fan of kdrama #i mean the aesthetic is so different #almost restrained but not stuffed up like the victorians #i think this deserves a rewatch once I'm done with tog

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The Old Guard Big Bang 2021 timeline:

Writer sign-ups: October 20-November 2

Artist sign-ups: October 20-November 20

Summary/themes due: November 20

Artists claim writers: November 21-22

1st check-in: December 14-15

50% of writing completed: January 2 at the latest

2nd check-in: January 16-17

Post to collection: beginning January 29

#oldguardbigbang2021 #aaaaaah #aaaaaaaaaaaaaa #dooooo ittttttt #yusuf x nicolo #joe x nicky #otp: beyond measure and reason #otp: he's all and he's more