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Stingray, desperately: Stop putting eggs in your holes!
Deadpool: I'll put an egg in YOUR hole!
Stingray: DON'T PUT AN EGG IN MY HOLE-
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Deadpool: Madcap says insane shit all the time! How was I supposed to know this one was true!?
Madcap: Bank accounts are a scam created by the shadown government!
Deadpool: SEE!?
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Slapstick: I would love to squirt blood out of somewhere convenient and be a little biohazard, but no, I can't do that, so instead I had to develop an extremely toxic personality
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Deadpool: Be careful, I thrive on negative attention.
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Solo: Shut up
Slapstick, giggling: I didn't say anything
Slapstick: I was laughing at you, though
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Terror: Why are you looking at me?
Masacre: ¿Por qué me miras?(Why are you looking at me?)
Deadpool: Why isn't anybody looking at me!?
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Neurodivergence/mental illness in Mercs for Money:
Foolkiller: Bipolar
Slapstick: ADHD
Solo: PTSD
Deadpool: Deadpool
Masacre: Catholic/also Deadpool
Stingray: LJSGD(Literally Just Some Guy Disorder)
Terror: Shrek
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Hey guys I watched Clone High recently can you tell?
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They're doing the Barbenheimer double feature :)
I updated my Mercs designs a little bit! Solo got the biggest overhaul because I realized my design looked absolutely nothing like he does in the comics- but everybody else just got a couple minor tweeks since my art style's changed a lot since I started drawing these guys.
Also the background is just a free png I found on Google I didnt feel like actually drawing smthn...
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Solo: I truly go into housewife mode when I'm someone's soulmate- like, I'll make you pancakes and bacon every morning
Catita: This is a lie
Catita: I'm literally his ex-wife. This is a lie.
Catita: HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO COOK A PANCAKE, WHAT IS THIS-
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Slapstick: I tried to write "I'm a functional adult" but my phone changed it to "I'm a fictional adult" and I feel like that's more accurate
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I'm working on Spider-Man varients of the Mercs for Money right now because A; Spider-Verse brainrot and B; my brother wanted me to make Stingray into a spider-dilf, so uh. I'll probably post those eventually :)
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More of these because they seem to do well :)
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Solo: Anyone else feel good when their brain releases a bunch of endorphines?
Foolkiller: Can't relate
Slapstick: Why would my brain release a bunch of dolphins?
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Foolkiller, at the slightest provocation: I came into this earth screaming and covered in somebody else's blood and I am not afraid to leave it the same way!
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Deadpool: Thanks for not telling Cap' about what happened!
Stingray, dumbfounded: I wouldn't even know where to begin trying to explain this.
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Deadpool: It's go big or go home!
Foolkiller: Yeah, go home on a stretcher.
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