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Kaeya: I think we’re missing something.

Jean: Teamwork?

Albedo: Cohesion?

Diluc: A general sense of what we’re doing?

#i had the golden archipelago in mind with this- #genshin impact #incorrect genshin #incorrect genshin impact #genshin impact incorrect quote #incorrect quote #kaeya #jean #albedo #diluc #source: generator

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Traveler: Don’t do anything stupid.

Itto: You know that’s asking too much of me-

#genshin impact #incorrect genshin #incorrect genshin impact #genshin impact incorrect quote #incorrect quote #traveler #itto #source: unknown

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Is that a typo? "Is this YOUR stab wound" makes more sense, IMO

Ah geez, that was a typo. Thanks for letting me know qwq

#not an incorrect quote

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Traveler: Please, I’m begging you, go to a doctor.

Itto: I’m sorry, is this YOUR stab wound? Didn’t think so.

#genshin impact #incorrect genshin #incorrect genshin impact #genshin impact incorrect quote #incorrect quote #traveler #itto #source: a tumblr post i saw

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Itto: Don’t worry, I’ve got a few knives up my sleeves.

Paimon: Do you mean cards?

Itto, pulling a knife out of his sleeve: I do not.

#i know he doesn't really *have* sleeves but we don't talk about that- #genshin impact #incorrect genshin #incorrect genshin impact #genshin impact incorrect quote #incorrect quote #itto #paimon #source: unknown but i know i've seen it before

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Traveler: What is the hardest thing to say?

Barbara: I was wrong.

Bennett: I need help.

Fischl: I’m sorry.

Razor: Worcestershire sauce.

#genshin impact #incorrect genshin #incorrect genshin impact #genshin impact incorrect quote #incorrect quote #traveler #barbara #bennett #fischl #razor #source: unknown

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Kaeya: I have a black belt.

Paimon: In karate?

Kaeya: No, from Gucci.

#genshin impact #incorrect genshin #incorrect genshin impact #genshin impact incorrect quote #incorrect quote #kaeya #paimon #source: unknown

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Albedo, texting: Just got to the store, where are you?

Kaeya: Liquor isle. Bring another cart.

#genshin impact #incorrect genshin #incorrect genshin impact #genshin impact incorrect quote #incorrect quote #albedo #kaeya #source: @xxxbookaholic #idk if they have a source or it's their idea so i'll just put them as the source unless i hear otherwise #slight kaebedo??

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Albedo: Do you ever get the urge to get up in the middle of the night while everyone else is fast asleep and just walk places and to be completely alone and entirely dedicated to your thoughts?

Amber: Yeah, but the problem is that I don’t wanna get murdered, you feel me?

Lisa: I feel you.

Kaeya: We all feel you.

Amber: Why are so many people touching me?

Jean: This is why you don’t walk around in the middle of the night.

#genshin impact #incorrect genshin #incorrect genshin impact #genshin impact incorrect quote #incorrect quote #albedo #amber #lisa #kaeya #jean #source: tumblr

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Thoma: Part of adulting is having your bed in the center of the wall instead of the corner.

Gorou: Why...is this...true?

Itto: You can pry my corner bed out of my cold, dead hands.

#genshin impact #incorrect genshin #incorrect genshin impact #genshin impact incorrect quote #incorrect quote #thoma #gorou #itto #source: tumblr

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Fischl: What happens to all your teen angst when you’re twenty...Like, where does it go?

Bennett: They diagnose it as anxiety!

#genshin impact #incorrect genshin #incorrect genshin impact #genshin impact incorrect quote #incorrect quote #fischl #bennett #source: tumblr

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Yoimiya: Why aren’t there adult-sized playgrounds?! Like, everything is the same as a kid’s playground, but bigger! Why do we not have those?!

Thoma: Theme parks. Just...theme parks.

Ayaka: But you have to pay for theme parks...

Thoma: That’s the adult part.

#genshin impact #incorrect genshin #incorrect genshin impact #genshin impact incorrect quote #incorrect quote #yoimiya #thoma #ayaka #source: tumblr

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Klee: Chemistry, more like cheMYSTERY because I have no idea what’s going on.

Diona: Calculus, more like calKILLus because a piece of my sanity dies with every equation.

Sayu: Biology, more like BYEology because I’m out.

Qiqi: Math, more like no.

#genshin impact #incorrect genshin #incorrect genshin impact #genshin impact incorrect quote #incorrect quote #klee #diona #sayu #qiqi #source: tumblr

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Albedo: I will never get over the inequality that men’s jackets have inside pockets and women’s jackets don’t.

Amber: I have nowhere to put my sonic screwdriver!

Lisa: Or my fake FBI badge.

Jean: Or my pocket magnifying glass.

Fischl: Or my wand.

Mona: Or my psychic paper.

Klee, hidden in a corner: Or my precious~

#genshin impact #incorrect genshin #incorrect genshin impact #genshin impact incorrect quote #incorrect quote #albedo #amber #lisa #jean #fischl #mona #klee #source: tumblr

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Fischl: You don’t think I can fight because I’m a woman?

Razor: I don’t think you can fight because you’re in heels. To be fair, I don’t think Bennett could fight in heels.

Bennett: Probably not. But, I’d look great in them!

#genshin impact #incorrect genshin #incorrect genshin impact #genshin impact incorrect quote #incorrect quote #fischl #razor #bennett #source: unknown #and so they were friends ever since-

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Barbara: Why do you watch so many murder and crime shows?

Rosaria: Just in case someone slips up.

Barabra: ...Rosaria-

#genshin impact #incorrect genshin #incorrect genshin impact #genshin impact incorrect quote #incorrect quote #barbara #rosaria #source: unknown

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Chongyun, frantically searching: Snake bite treatment...

Book: Elevate and apply pressure.

Chongyun, holding up the snake: Apologize or else-

#in my head the snake in this scenario is william snakespear from a previous quote i've done #genshin impact #incorrect genshin #incorrect genshin impact #genshin impact incorrect quote #incorrect quote #chongyun #source: unknown