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Lena: What do I get?

Alex: A night of fashion, mischief, mayhem, and possible death.

Lena: Ooh, check, check, and check – not sure about that last one.

Alex: It won't be you.

Lena: I'll get my coat.

#agentcorp #supergirl #lena luthor #alex danvers #incorrect quotes #incorrect supergirl quotes #supergirl crack #source: tumblr

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also kara: cheese is just a loaf of milk

no one:

kara: socks are just special feet blanket

#+add ons #reboob !

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no one:

kara: socks are just special feet blanket

#hi everyone i see you are all still here 🫣 #supergirl #kara danvers #supergirl crack #incorrect quotes #incorrect supergirl quotes #source: ... i forgot

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#pls #reboob !

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Kara, opening the fridge: Love is an open door!

Lena: Why am I in love with you.

#everytime my semester starts i go mia #just opened the app for the first time in forever 🤠 #supercorp #supergirl #incorrect quotes #supercrack #lena luthor #kara danvers #source: tumblr

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Kara: *Passed out on the floor*

Alex: Does anyone have something we can rest their head on?

Lena: I volunteer!

#iykyk #supercorp #kara danvers #lena luthor #supergirl #incorrect quotes #supercrack #source: tumblr

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Lena: I don't love you.

Kara: I don't love you too.

Lena: Okay, let's keep not loving each other.

Kara: Mutually.

#supercorp #lena luthor #kara danvers #supergirl #incorrect quotes #supercrack #incorrect supergirl quotes #source: tumblr

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nia [about kara]: that person has a clipboard ... they must have an important job

[cut to kara]

kara, 100% focused: *making a friendship bracelet while using the clipboard to secure it*

#nia nal #kara danvers #supergirl #incorrect supergirl #incorrect quotes #supercrack #source: catcrumb on tumblr

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Lena, whispering: Don't let Andrea fool you, she's not that scary. She used to do ballet.

Kara: No way.

Andrea: Which gave me the physical skills I need to strangle you with my feet.

#lena luthor #kara danvers #andrea rojas #am i allowed to tag this: #superrojascorp #doing it anyway (i <3 them) #supergirl #incorrect quotes #supercrack #source: b99

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Waitress: This is from the lady over there.

Lena: This is a plant.

Kara, shouting from across the coffee shop: Just wanted to say aloe!

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Kara: Oh my god. You have got to stop me before I eat all these.

Lena: I've got a way.

Lena: *Kisses Kara*

Kara: Mmm.

Lena: Is that for me for the brownie?

Kara: Don't make me choose.

#supercorp #kara danvers #lena luthor #supergirl #incorrect quotes #supercrack #source: kim's convenience

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Alex: Imagine you and your partner are at a restaurant or at a shopping center, and you’re trying to figure out where the bathroom is.

Lena: Oh, Kara will not fuck me in a bathroom.

Alex: …

Lena: I’ve tried.

Alex: That is 100% not what I was going to ask you.

#and this is 100% incorrect because kara will totally fuck lena in a bathroom #cue that one fic where they hook up in an airport because of a dating app– #ok i'm shutting up now #supercorp #lena luthor #alex danvers #supergirl #incorrect quotes #supercrack #source: tumblr

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Alex: Where did you get that bowl of tomato soup?

Kara: This is ketchup that I microwaved.

#fun fact: people think tomato juice tastes better on a plane #kara danvers #alex danvers #danvers sisters #supergirl #incorrect quotes #supercrack #source: tumblr

[incorrect-supercorp]

Jessica: Do you take constructive criticism?

Lena: No, only cash or credit.

#she would #lena luthor #jess the secretary #supergirl #incorrect quotes #supercrack #source: tumblr

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I would like you to know I shall be stealing from your blog to add things to supercorp fanfic thank you much

oop-

no i'm kidding yes go ahead most of these are adopted from shows too so

#glad to be of service 🫡 #i have been using the salute emoji unironically way too much nowadays tbh #answered #i-am-purplexed

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maybe the story you are searching for is "Post-It Notes and the Destruction of Property" by whythinktoomuch

yes !! @faelyn42 found it too (+ linked it) in the rbs of my last post i should have known y'all will be able to find it even if i can't heh

also psst. if anyone wants to go on a hunt for another fic ,,, here :<

#you are doing the lord's work #answered #anon

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y'all i'm so sorry but my toxic trait is mentioning the plot of a cute fic in the tags and not being able to deliver the title/link to the fic because my memory simply does not work that way 😔

#i can recall the exact plot of a fic i've read years ago and more but title of said fic? no clue #its the way this isn't the first time ppl have asked me to drop links either #now you know why ... #thinky thots