Virgil: It costs $400 to go see a therapist
Virgil: It takes $0 to tell myself it be like that sometimes
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Roman: you’re such a dork. You know that? A total loser.
Virgil: then let go of my hand
Roman: *gripping tighter* never
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Roman: So I got broken up with
Logan: Why're you looking up?
Roman: I need to cry bUT MY FOUNDATION WAS 48 DOLLARS!
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Virgil: I went running.
Patton: Is someone chasing you? Oh my God, are they still here?!
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Vigil: I say we leave before Patton gets all worked up and starts calling everybody ‘bitch’.
Patton: What are you talking about, bitch?
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Patton: Hey, do you think I could fit fifteen marshmallows into my mouth?
Logan: You're a hazard to society.
Roman: And a coward. Do twenty.
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Logan: i'm cold.
Virgil: like my heart.
Logan: now is not the time to debate which one of us is more dead inside.
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Logan: [opens first aid kit] WHY WOULD YOU FILL IT WITH CHEETOS?!
Patton, very concussed: It was funny at the time -
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Virgil: You’re smiling, did something happen?
Roman: Can’t I just smile because I feel like it?
Patton: Logan tripped and fell in the parking lot.
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Virgil: What should we do this weekend??
Patton: Eat pizza!
Virgil: I meant something romantic.
Patton: Eat pizza in the rain!
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Virgil *bad at flirting*: I really like your name
Patton *equally as bad at flirting*: thanks I got it for my birthday
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Patton: The human life is a strained and tense one. I envy the life of a smooth rock resting on the beach… warmed by the sun… unaware of the trials and tribulations of sentient life…
Virgil: Do you need to talk?
Patton: I wish I was a croissant.
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