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josukebrainrot · 10 months

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Please do more bucci gang headcannons i take anything!

a/n: I just got this and was going to save this for last, but I couldn’t sleep last couple of nights and started thinking all of the general hcs for bucci gang I have . So, here it is !!

WHY DID THIS TURN OUT SO LONG ???!

warnings: sfw and nsfw hcs (will be separated), giorno x mista shipping, light abba x burno and fugo x narancia, mentions of risotto team.

General Bucci Gang Headcanons

sfw

starting with my love for giomis. mista can’t sleep without having some weight on him, and somehow mista can convince giorno to sleep on top of him when they’re together. giorno won’t admit to mista he enjoys it just as much as he does

abbacchio can’t stand white wine. he only likes red and occasionally rose but only on special occasions

fugo’s way of calming down is to bake stuff, i think his favorite to make would be lemon squares for some reason

talking about lemons, despite his name meaning orange, narancia has a skin allergy to citrus fruits. he can eat them but if the juice gets on his skin it will get broken out and all

burno’s love language is remembering his loves one favorite things and giving them gifts related to those out of the blue like its just another tuesday, he will also do the same on special occasions

burno definitely helps abba put his crown thing on everyday

trish, fugo, and giorno definitely have to force mista to have proper hygiene

not saying its bad but it probably only showers once-twice a week and only brushes his teeth when they feel yucky

abbacchio loves soap operas not those crime drama ones he hates those but those dramatic cheesy ones with evil twins and shit

bruno on the other hand loves crime drama ones especially the lifetime movie ones

mista and narancia FYCKING HATE modern day mtv

narancia is somehow the only one of all the men who does in fact use 3 in 1 shampoo

mista used to use 2 in 1 until giorno came along and stopped him

burno has whole skin care routine

narancia hates the smell of axe body spray

it’s really most fragrances but axe is the one he hates the most

mista thought axe body spray was a replacement for showering for awhile

so did abba when he was a cop but thats a whole another can of worms

narancia looks like the type to collect coins and bills from different countries

bruno knows how to make excellent home made pasta, he def learned it from his father

trish makes fugo go shopping with her because she can’t mista and giorno to go in public for something like that

fugo collects different types of bugs specifically butterflies and moths

trish is pompompurin girlie tell me im wrong

mista is the my melody person of the group

btw abba is badtz-maru, narancia is kuromi, bruno is hello kitty, fugo is cinnamoroll, and giorno is keroppi

i know risotto’s group is supposed to hate brunos but i just know abba and prosciutto are friends who got together every couple of mouths to play poker/cards

fugo favorite animal crossing character is marshall

don’t get me started on the other members of the gang favorites

mista, narancia, ans trish definitely would force the others to see the barbie movie

abba sneaks out to see oppenheimer-

nsfw (hopefully this is short)

abba definitely has a dick piercing (idk which one but he does)

mista wants one

mista has collerbone piercings tho

fugo would have a tongue

(why aren’t this nsfw bc abba with a piercing got thinking about the others)

abba definitely uses his stand to replay his partners orgasms

fugos stand has definitely come out/started appearing when he was horny once

if you know of my one piece blog i once talked about how law would definitely use his devil power during sex (he can remove limbs, hearts, switch bodies, and switch places with things with it) same goes to bruno

he’s used his stand power on his partner, unzip their head off and-

fugo is the type to fuck in a library, on multiple occasions

feel like all of them would be into food play

especially fugo and bruno

i know for fact that giorno has asked mista “is that gun in your pants or you happy to see me” and its 50/50 chance of mista having his gun in the front of his pants or not

WHY DOES GIORNO DO THIS I DON’T KNOW ???

i think the whole mista needs to have a weight on him to sleep is also a sexual thing too. I feel like he likes to have his partners on top him when doing the deed 🤷🏻‍♀️

*cough* fugo’s into bondage *cough*

do you think giorno can use his stand powers on cum?

bruno and abba have strong cucking/voyeur vibes. one likes watching the other fuck someonex but its not like bruno is into abba fucking someone, its both of them. both are into seeing the other fuck

hands down, abba is consenting head pusher. he will only push a persons head during a bj if they consent to it

all these mfs are consent kings/queen btw

fugo might be into cnc tho

why am I making fugo the kinkiest

narancia doesn’t get shit, i feel like he would be very asexual in my mind like he makes sexual jokes and all but hes not really into it and all

someone here is into wax play but I don’t know who- well we know fugo probably is but abba maybe

WHY AM I MAKING FUGO THE KINKIEST HES TRAUMATIZED NOT HORNY AH

mistas into biting and face sitting

also collars-

mista biggest no no is car sex because you know-

WAIT- no I think fugo would still be into library sex despite what happened

melone invited abba and bruno to a sex club once

also maybe a strip club

prosciutto and abba kept making bets on who would get fucked up the most, etc

guess who got fucked up the most

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josukebrainrot · 10 months

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𝐫𝐮𝐥𝐞𝐬

blog started: October 4th, 2020

carrd

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call me jaiden

my timezone is cst (american central standard time)

because of school, work, and other stuff like fixations request can take some time

what i write

headcannons

imagines

scenarios

other discussions bc I like to talk about random shit

things I don’t write

stuff incest, p*doph*lia, abuse, cnc, watersports

angst can be hard so i barely do it

ships bc I don’t really have any ships from jjba I like (its only giornoxmista, prociuttoxnero, and like whatever the stone ocean group has going on)

I don’t write for characters like cioccolatta (you know why), secco, and pesci. I also don’t write very minor characters like sorbet and gelato but I will talk about them because its fun to hc their relationship

other things

I write in the gender neutral format because I am nonbinary and all my homies deserve to enjoy fics and its actually really easy to do but I can write gendered stuff on the occasion

Character requests are limited to up to five

I will write in some form of ocs but if its too specific that I feel like its way to personal and I can’t get a feel of it, I won’t do it

requests can take a minute like I said above

prompts/templates

prompt list (I made for other blog)

my other blogs

main: @kiyumi-sakusa

one piece: @captainwholecake

wrestling: @hellishmox

#jaiden speaks

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josukebrainrot · 10 months

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Hey there! Can i request Josuke with a s/o that’s always eating / has something in their pockets or bag to eat, even if what they pull out cant logically fit in their pockets or bag.

a/n: Josuke would be impressed and I don’t know why

warnings: Nothing really

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you know how robert downey jr always had snacks on marvel movie sets that the directors incorporated into tony stark?

thats how I see this scenario

his s/o ALWAYS has some snacks

they were jackets with a bag of chips in one pocket and the other has some gummy worms or some shit

okuyasu definitely bugs them to share with him

the duwang group can’t find them ? they go look at any convenience stores around the are and sooner or later they’ll find them stocking up on snacks.

the group will talk about the shit happening and sudden hear loud chip crunching

its the s/o holding a bag of family sized chips

with no way of hiding it

everyones annoyed but wondering how they got it

josuke simultaneously impressed but takes the bag from them saying they’ll get it back later

his s/o just takes it

i also imagine josukes form of love language for them is getting them their favorite snacks

also to spoil them by buying them their snacks once in a while

tomoko’s just happy they aren’t eating all of their food

unlike okuyasu

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josukebrainrot · 10 months

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4&13 not sfw prompts for our baby josuke?? i honestly relate with you, josuke is just miam we love him <33 ty !!

a/n: yall really like to kill me, also this was very fem at first but it turned gendered netural so all my homies can enjoy this. also I wrote this in a normal writing format no hc/bullet point format so, tell me how I did.

warnings: not sfw, hinted at sex, hand over mouth, foreplay, hinted at voyeurism/forced masturbastion

prompt(s): 4) “You’d better be quiet if you don’t want to get caught.” + 13) “Touch yourself for me.”

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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

nothing can explain how this started. one second you and josuke were playing playing video games. the next you two were mouths on mouths, hands on skin. nimble fingers tugging, pulling, sliding oh so down

it took until you started tugging at his jacket for josuke to pull away from you whining.

“what? you’re no fun” his lip pouting.

at this point you were in his lap, hands wrapped about your waist “josuke, please. too many layers”

he laughs before he started pulling off his jacket and white shirt leaving himself in his yellow undershirt

“seee there” he teases before pulling you over and tugged on your clothes. “now, it’s your turn”

he tugged you in to kiss you. his hands went to your shirt and pulled it off then they went down to your waistband. your hand stopped him.

“hey,” he soothes, his hand shooting up to cup your cheek. “I’m sorry did I take to far?”

“no you just shocked me” his eyes looked for anything in yours. he saw nothing out of the ordinary.

“Are you sure?"

“yes, josuke”

That’s when he put a hand behind your head, the other on the small of your back, and turned you over and on to the ground. “good”

kissing your neck as he shimmied whatever you were wearing down your legs. he smiled against your neck hearing you mewl.

his hand palmed your most sensitive area making a moan rip through you. “hey, hey”

he putting his hand over your mouth. “You’d better be quiet if you don’t want to get caught.”

right his mom was in one of the next rooms. she could all the expletives her son and his partner were doing at this very moment if she was close by. you nod as he moves his hand away from your mouth.

his hand currently on your underwear moved to removed them as he gawked in the most lowkey way possible.

“wow,” he breathed as he flicked his eyes to yours from above. “it’s like the first time all over again”

he chuckled seeing you try to curl up into yourself and to cover your face. his hands going to stop you. “hey, why are you embarrassed?”

you didn’t answer, he knew why. he liked seeing the effect he has on you by the saying things like that. things that will have you bothered in more ways than one.

“you’re embarrassing. you know that”

“oh, so I’m embarrassing” his hand started gripping one of yours that was going to cover your face, then he started dragging it down. way down. “okay then, touch yourself for me.”

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josukebrainrot · 10 months

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I just found your blog and ahhhhh i love it so far!!! Can i have Abbachio with a s/o who doesnt dress up/fancy and then one mission theyre in this gorgeous outfit, please?

a/n: hey did you guys know that Abbacchio eng va his own fan part of jojo before he voiced Abbacchio (it’s called Blood Sun Vendetta or BSV)

warnings: me being slightly horny for Abbacchio also Abbacchio being slight horny-

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Abba wondering which timeline hes in

yknow that tiktok sound from SpongeBob where it goes “when worlds collide, you can run, but no can hide”

hes so confused that his s/o definitely is wondering hes okay and starts waving their hand in front of his face

I don’t if italy has casinos but the mission is def related to something like that

sitting on his lap while he plays poker

hanging on to him and kissing his cheek at that spinning ball thing the fuck is it called? (the only situation I can explain is that scene in one piece at the beginning of dressrosa when luffy and some others are in a restaurant in disguises and these people try scamming the new blind admiral by telling hit didn’t land on white and luffys like nah it landed on white-)

ANYWAYS

the two of them get hella drunk right

things get handsy

bruno is facepalmming but he can’t stop them

hes so happy that narancia and mista are at the slot machines and out of site of them

because bitches would be gawking

Abba definitely start doing some risky bids bc of it

the horn dog part of his brain has taken over

I mean when hes with his s/o when hasn’t taken over

He’s just so not used to his s/o dressing up

And his s/o knows that

#jjba #jojo bizarre adventure #jjba x reader #jojo part 5 #jjba fanfic #jjba abbacchio #leone abbacchio #leone abbachio x reader #jjba part five #jjba part 5 #passione #jjba scenarios #jjba imagines #jjba headcanons #jojo x reader #passione x reader

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josukebrainrot · 11 months

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AYO GUESS WHOSE BACK

ME!

Sorry for going on hiatus right after I started this blog, but now my motivation is bad and I’m remaking some of my carrds and getting back on writing (i deleted my black clover, kpop, and incorrect quotes blog bc I had zero motivation for them)

Might make a new blog for current fix idk but I will be posting something soon so stay tuned for that 💕

#jaiden speaks

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josukebrainrot · 3 years

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Andjdjej yeah, me and my friend were joking about it cause I didn’t even notice until after I posted-

Henlo 🥺 I saw your requests were open 👉👈 can I request a scenario or headcannons (whichever you prefer) Josuke and his s/o would do on alazy sunday morning?

A/n: i’m such a Josuke Simp that this makes my brainrot worst-

warnings: fluff, swearing, and gender netural

(I know I’m on hiatus but I wanted to get this out)

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Who gave this motherfucker the right to be this fine

Josuke gives me sleep ins until 12 and plays video games for the rest of the day vibes

But if it’s a sunday with his s/o thats a different story

Imagine Josuke going all out to make breakfast for him and his s/o

Boyfriend/Husband Josuke is just *chef kiss*

btw which one do you think likes better, waffles, pancakes, or french toast (koichi gives french toast vibes while okuyasu gives me waffle vibes istg)

ohhh, the backhugs- I want backhugs from Josuke and to backhug him now

I know, you said lazy sunday morning but my brainrot is making this not but I swear I’m trying

I can see you two just lounging around watching movies

Ahdjeej the intimacy of taking a bath together and the both of you somehow fall alseep

Josuke gives me will blow dry your hair for you vibes (I mean if you want but im just soft and want to have intimacy with Josuke)

The little soft kisses and touches he would give you ahdjdjd

I need to stop I’m getting too soft-

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a/n: someone needs to tell him to stop being so fine wtf

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josukebrainrot · 3 years

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Okay, so, I'm ace, and you know what ? THANK YOU FROM WRITING JOSUKE X ACE READER ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ You're the third person (litteraly) I see writing that, and... That makes me si freacking happy, so thank you very much ❤️❤️❤️

Oh, you’re welcome. I don’t see a reason not to write for the lgbt buds, I’m pan myself so I see it necessary to represent my fellow lgbts.

It was still terrible but im glad you liked it

#jaiden speaks #asks #jojo #jjba #im soft thanks

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josukebrainrot · 3 years

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We need more mountain tim bullshit on this site

Like how can you not love this man?? JUST LOOK AT HIS FINE ASS

Also is he part 7 speedwagon or I am tripping??

#jojo kimyou na bouken #jojo bizarre adventure #jjba #jojo part 7 #jjba part 7 #mountain tim #would write shit but i suck at writing for characters when in just the manga-#don’t ask

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josukebrainrot · 3 years

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I have 4 requests in my inbox and all but one are josuke and I don’t know how to feel about it because the other is abba-

#jojo bizarre adventure #jojo #jjba #Jaiden speaks #what the fuck I know im a josuke simp but im also an abba simp #Should I be happy or?

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josukebrainrot · 3 years

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I don’t know if this is the right place to ask this but could I get Josuke x Asexual reader Headcannons please 🥺👉👈.

A/n: I know, my last josuke thing before this was real fucking horny, but it’s okay for you guys to request for asexual stuff and I’m super sorry if I don’t do this correctly I’m not ace myself but I’ll try my best

warnings: swearing and me trying to write for my ace buds and failing

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You guys know damn well Josuke and Okuyasu are probably the biggest allies to the lbgts after Jolyne and Hermes

So, he would support the fuck out of you

He’ll love you no matter what

He’d also never ever pull anything to make you comfortable

(Even if you weren’t asexual he’ll wait to do anything with you until you were ready and consents anyways)

The romantic soft intimacy between you two is so cute

He would care about you so much and try to make you feel comfortable

Idk what else to say but lets just say Josuke would be a great person to be in a relationship with

#josuke higashitaka #josuke higashikata x reader #josuke x reader #jojo part 4 #jojo kimyou na bouken #jojo scenarios #jojo imagines #jojo x reader #jojo headcanons #jjba scenarios #jjba headcanons #jjba x reader #jjba imagines #jojo bizarre adventure

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josukebrainrot · 3 years

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Hi good day! Can I request hcs for Josuke with an athletic fem! S / o, you know, with thick thighs, a marked abdominal and strong arms? 💕

a/n: I’m doing all the josuke asks first

warnings: mentions of Josuke being REALLL horny (so, light nsfw??), gender netural, and swearing

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Why am I such a simp Istg

Okay, so I can see Josuke being extra horny over this

Like to point okuyasu is judging him

And if anyone hates me for this i know hes like 16 during his part but teenage boys will be turned on by a fucking wet sock stfu andjsj

But Josuke will go to all your games if you play a sport, he just loves watching you play okay

im pretty fucking sure hes at the point that yukako thinks it weird tell me otherwise

I hc switch Josuke but will switch the switch side on real fucking quick for you

Dude is buff under thar loose ass uniform but jfc

Most likely obessed with your thighs

I NEED TO WRITE THIS IN A LIGHT OF HIM NOT BEING HORNY BUT I CANT

He would be so into working out with you tho

Your both obessed with each others body at this point istg

Simp Josuke is one of my favorite Josuke

I’m sorry for the requester if this isn’t what you wanted

My mind goes whatever direction it wants when Josuke is involved sorry

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a/n: I wrote this in like 30 minutes

#jojo scenarios #josuke higashitaka #josuke higashikata x reader #josuke x reader #jojo part 4 #jojo kimyou na bouken #jojo imagines #jojo x reader #jjba scenarios #jjba headcanons #jjba x reader #jjba imagines #jojo bizarre adventure #diamond is unbreakable

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josukebrainrot · 3 years

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Henlo 🥺 I saw your requests were open 👉👈 can I request a scenario or headcannons (whichever you prefer) Josuke and his s/o would do on alazy sunday morning?

A/n: i’m such a Josuke Simp that this makes my brainrot worst-

warnings: fluff, swearing, and gender netural

(I know I’m on hiatus but I wanted to get this out)

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Who gave this motherfucker the right to be this fine

Josuke gives me sleep ins until 12 and plays video games for the rest of the day vibes

But if it’s a sunday with his s/o thats a different story

Imagine Josuke going all out to make breakfast for him and his s/o

Boyfriend/Husband Josuke is just *chef kiss*

btw which one do you think likes better, waffles, pancakes, or french toast (koichi gives french toast vibes while okuyasu gives me waffle vibes istg)

ohhh, the backhugs- I want backhugs from Josuke and to backhug him now

I know, you said lazy sunday morning but my brainrot is making this not but I swear I’m trying

I can see you two just lounging around watching movies

Ahdjeej the intimacy of taking a bath together and the both of you somehow fall alseep

Josuke gives me will blow dry your hair for you vibes (I mean if you want but im just soft and want to have intimacy with Josuke)

The little soft kisses and touches he would give you ahdjdjd

I need to stop I’m getting too soft-

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a/n: someone needs to tell him to stop being so fine wtf

#josuke x reader #josuke higashitaka #jjba scenarios #jojo scenarios #jojo imagines #jojo x reader #jjba imagines #jjba x reader #jojo bizarre adventure #jojo kimyou na bouken #josuke higashikata x reader #diamond is unbreakable #jojo part 4

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josukebrainrot · 3 years

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okay, so I know I haven’t written on this blog yet but I’m going on Hiatus for a little bit as I’ve been stresed out, can’t write for the life of me right now, and I’m starting school again soon but I promise to write some requests while I’m gone as I’m in the middle of one at the moment and it should be out soon

but while I’m on hiatus if you want to talk to me my twt and insta are linked through my carrd so you can talk to me through those