Hawks making a reservation and then taking them too early is literally just making my Hawks characterizations canon. He's a competent idiot. His brain works 5x faster than the average person. He can multitask hundreds of things at once. He's a master strategist and schemer. He can put together a well thought out lie in nanoseconds. He knows the layout of every building he's in down to the minute detail. He doesn't know where his phone is. He is currently on the phone with Dabi as he looks for his phone. He doesn't understand that if you cook something at 400 degrees for 10 minute, you cannot do 800 degrees for 5 minute. He's a genius. He's an idiot. He's Hawks.
Nothing would be funnier than an AU where there's no infiltration mission but Dabi has a TikTok and makes thirst videos about Hawks. Like text that says "Pro heroes" and he's just flipping off the camera and walking away and then it changes to "Hawks" and he's walking and tripping like he has weak knees. Every time Hawks shows up near reporters they ask for a comment on it and Hawks just stares at the camera like he wants to die and never addresses it.
This all started when Hawks insulted Endeavor during the billboards and Dabi had a realization about himself
would you ever consider writing for hawks ? i think he suits being scummy, and you write scummy characters so well !❀
I might consider it once I’m over writers block … because God, I love scumbags.
Assholes. Bastards. Fuckers with shit-eating grins and very bad intentions.
For Hawks though, I’ve definitely thought about my fair share of scummy situations for him.~
Unlike Dabi who can never tell a bold-faced lie unless it’s by deception, Hawks is the biggest imposter.
Dabi: You look like a fuckin’ clown. Take that damn dress off. Not going out like that.
Versus:
Hawks: … Gorgeous as ever. Stunning… but I think I’d like this dress better on the floor, yeah baby?
… The only thing that’s “honest” about the pretty bird is his body. Primal eyes that rile you up, undressing women obnoxiously. But his charming smile and silver tongue never fail to get whoever he wants.
OMG HIII!!! I just recently found your account (like 2 minutes ago 👀) and I LOVE IT. I'm hoping suggestions are open rn 🤞🙏 but I NEED Dabi teasing the listener about liking his blue fire 😩 (a little pyro if you will)
Dabi ASMR: You ask to see his blue flames… and he’s rather intrigued by this unusual request.~