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same me.... save me doomed gay situationships... save me.....

#game of thrones #got #theon greyjoy #robb stark #throbb #alicent hightower #rhaenyra targaryen #rhaenicent

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just finished watching both trailers for hotd. i want jacaerys velaryon and aegon targaryen to **** me untiil I ***** and ****** **** ****** **** both at the same time ****

#house of the dragon #hotd #jacaerys velaryon #aegon ii targaryen #aegon targaryen #they freed my boy jace from that ugly ass wig #and aegon's long hair has awakened something in my soul #i have ascended #THE FUCKING ARMOR I CAN LIKE BARK BARK JGISOJGIOJGLO WOOF #jacaerys its ur brothers funeral and ur serving CUNT???? RIGHT NOW?????

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i need someone to crack my skull, take my brain out and throw it against the wall no curveball no change up no shit. only pure GAS

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me if you even care

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laying in bed..... headphones on.... listening to my tears ricochet by taylor swift and thinking about the doomed gay boys (robb stark and theon greyjoy)

#game of thrones #asoiaf #a song of ice and fire #theon greyjoy #robb stark #house stark #they make me want to chew on tree bark omfgggg #if im dead to you why are you at the wake?!!!!!11!!!1!!1!!!1 #cursing my name wishing i stayed 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️ #got #stark #greyjoy

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SALLY JACKSON LISTENS TO OLIVIA RODRIGO LETS GOOOOOOOO

#pjo #percy jackson #percy jackon and the olympians #sally jackson #disney+ #when i realized it was logical by olivia rodrigo i almost fucking screamed #ofc a queen like her would have to tier taste

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very many thoughts, half of them are a Moulin Rouge inspired au with benedict bridgerton with an opera singer!reader/oc

the other half are an aemond oneshot based on the song hellfire from the hunchback of notredame with aemond absolutely obsessed with a velaryon!reader, daughter of rhaenyra and harwin strong

#fanfic #x reader #aemond targaryen #aemond targaryen x reader #bridgerton #benedict bridgerton #house of the dragon #hotd #benedict bridgerton x reader #hotd x reader #my brain is bursting with ideas my feeble little hands have no idea how to turn into text #i just lay at night thinking about scenarios i am never going to write #really hoping an actual writer to find this post and be inspired #please :(

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I would like to add Alfred of Wessex to this list because oh my god the tension

hot bitches in the last kingdom only know how to do two (2) things: becomes uhtred's love interest and die

#tlk #the last kingdom #uhtred #uhtred ragnarsson #uhtred of bebbanburg #alfred the great #alfred of wessex #gay ppl

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hot bitches in the last kingdom only know how to do two (2) things: becomes uhtred's love interest and die

#tlk #the last kingdom #uhtred #uhtred ragnarsson #uhtred of bebbanburg #aethelflaed #skade #iseult #brida #gisela #at this point its just sad #mandem ran thru 3 girls in one season and a kill count of 1 in eight eps #then ofc the ones who stop being with him think they are safe but they die eventually

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objetivo: find a good hotd fanfic

obstucalo: WHY IS EVERYTHING INCEST OH MY GOD

#hotd #house of the dragon #aegon ii targaryen #aegon targaryen #aegon ii targaryen x reader #x reader #CANT THEY PULL PEOPLE FROM OTGER HOUSES???? #i know y'all want dragona and shit but damn #if i find one more uncle x niece im pooping one between my eyes #OR GOD FORBID SISTER X BROTHER

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"eric is so benedict coded omgg, they are literally the same person!!!!" ok then make a little mermaid au fanfic 🤨🤨 whats stopping u? what is stopping this fandom from writing a scruptilisious piece where benedict just pines endlessly, this man was BUILT for it

don't care if its x reader or if its with Sophie just GIVE IT TO ME. please <3

#benedict bridgerton #benedict #bridgerton #ñ #the little mermaid #the little mermaid au #au #x reader #benedict bridgerton x reader #I AM ON MY KNEES BEGGING FOR SOMEONE TO WRITE THIS #LITERALLY BEN SINGING HIS LITTLE HEART OUT WITH WILD UNCHARTED WATERS

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"alicent is not a lesbian" says otto hightower to the mirror three times every day

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Rewarching season 2 I have know realized the error of my ways. The promo material just did him dirty.

I am on my knees begging for queen Shonda to forgive me, I did not know what I was saying 🛐

am i the only one??? who thinks anthony looks hideous this season????? like i never rlly found him that attractive in the first one but that haircut

dear lord they should've kept his long hair

like????? he looked so much better????????

#anthony bridgerton #bridgerton #season 2 #kate sharma #kanthony

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The fandom: oh i'm kinda sad that the throuple of Keely, Roy and Jamie didn't happen :(

Dani Rojas with a steel chair (his two gfs):

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love that this "lol Dani gets so much pussy" joke in 2x01 ended up turning into "actually he has been dating both of them all along and is serious enough about them to bring them to the very small wedding of a close friend" in the finale <3

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Me, sat in front of my computer refreshing ao3, waiting for the tedtrent fix it fics after the finale

#ted lasso #trent crimm #tedtrent #jamie tartt #roy kent #rebecca welton #look i was delulu still and waiting for the tedtrent confession #when trent opened the book i was waiting for a little “i love u” or smth #ALSO WTF WAS UP WITH ROY AND JAMIE WITH KEELY???? #keely slayed closing the door in their fucking faces

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thinking about him (charlie dalton in a beret)

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it's not enough to just empower women. men need to come together and start dressing slutty, it's the only solution