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things librarians judge you for:

saying the book came to you like that when clearly your dog chewed on it

trying to reshelve books on your own

yelling at us to get our attention

talking on your phone when we’re trying to assist you

yelling at non-management staff for policies they have no power over

asking for more time on the computer when the session has already logged you off, you needed to ask for that time 5 minutes ago

asking us to look something up for you by the call number. the call number tells you where it is. please just give me the title.

getting upset with us for anything COVID related

things librarians do NOT judge you for (unless they’re bad at librarianing):

reading erotica

using the copier incorrectly

not speaking english as a first language

being an adult and not reading grown up books

owing fines

liking romance novels

finding out your child’s card is blocked because they’ve been billed for books they’ve secretly been hiding behind their dresser

having books overdue

you liking graphic novels and comics

your CHILD liking graphic novels and comics. seriously. we just want them to read.

taking books off of a display

asking us to check and make sure we don’t have a book you returned (with COVID and quarantining books, more things are getting missed, so asking a librarian to do a shelf check is okay! but be nice. we are So Tired and Busy. if you say something like “if you’re busy feel free to check when you have time and get back to me” we will love you. we will probably be like “you’ve been nice so i’ll go right now”)

things librarians judge, but don’t judge YOU for:

James Patterson. Look. we all know everyone likes him. That’s great, we love that people read because of him! But we do judge James Patterson as an entity. He’s got so many goddamn books. they take up so much goddamn space. james. jimmy. jimsicle. just. stop putting your name on things, please, we are begging you. liking james patterson is Valid. BEING james patterson is not valid.

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Dance Moms 5x06

Did Abby just yell at Jess for  not letting her 11 year old watch an ADULT movie to prepare for here routine? This person -.-

#dance moms #abby lee miller #jojo siwa

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Ah ja, mein Lieblings-Avenger, Thor, Gott des Donners und des Schlagers.

#quizduell #german stuff #flori #florian silbereisen

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fun fact: meine mutter ist platz 10 in der quizduell-gesamtrangliste. sie macht seit monaten nichts anderes und spielt fast jedes spiel 18 punkte. am frühstückstisch kriegt man krassen scheiß mit bei uns - eine ziemlich große community von deutschen mittleren alters liefern sich über QD und facebook krasses drama, mit allianzen, erzfeinden, geheimen pakten, gebrochenem vertrauen... wenn die anderen rausfinden dass mein vater einen bot geschrieben hat um sie zu unterstützen gibts nen aufstand.

#oh my god #german stuff #deutsche #quizduell

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“Die Minister müssen sich bei ihrer Vorstellung immer so keck eindrehen. Das sieht so derartig uncool aus, da könnte man glatt ‘ne ganze RTL-Serie draus machen!”

#deutschland #aus gründen

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#flori #ich bin ein florist #florian silbereisen

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The Kick-Ass Women of Sinbad ♣ Rina

#marama corlett #sinbad #bbc sinbad #rina #crying

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Summerland Beach Café, CA

Source

#give me ice cream #rpg stuff #una mcpherson #that summer by the sea #penguin café #lovely

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“Let me explain the rules” - “What rules?” - “My rules”

#rodie #rory #adie #rotkäppchen #red riding hood #jäger #huntsman #adrian hunter #rory pallium #pre-curse

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I guess we’ve got scientific proof they’re brothers

#richard armitage #raúl esparza #raúlchard #i knew it all the time #hannibal #francis dolarhyde #frederick chilton

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where can i buy that?

#want #so cool #nail polish

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oh my god oh my god i wasn’t prepared XD

i really like looking at google image searches for “firemen rescuing cats” or something because you get super cute pictures like

AND THEN THERE’S THIS ONE

#omg #cat

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the struggle not to roll my eyes at people when they talk

#uhum #bad habit #personal

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#mwahaha #cute #jake gyllenhall #save or kill

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Martin Freeman and Bilbo’s beloved dressing gown

#that's so sweet #martin freeman #bilbo baggins #the hobbit #i'm almost crying #how proud he is

[krawalllucy]

You see, there are still faint glimmers of civilization left in this barbaric slaughterhouse that was once known as humanity. Indeed that’s what we provide in our own modest, humble, insignificant… oh, fuck it.

#oh my god #i can't believe someone just blogged #the grand budapest hotel #best film i've ever seen #this was so awesome #and filmed like 2 hours away from me #so proud #sächsische schweiz #görlitz #kriebstein #dresden #jeff goldblum walked where i walked #squeee

[krawalllucy]

Favorite TV Characters: {Hannibal} → Frederick Chilton.

“It is not as snappy as Hannibal the Cannibal, but he does have a much wider demographic than you do. You, with your fancy allusions and your fussy aesthetics, will always have niche appeal, but this fellow, there is something so universal about what he does.”

#raúl esparza #frederick chilton #chilly #nbc hannibal