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Ilia Malinin (USA): Succession | 2024 World Championships

19-year-old Ilia Malinin wins the 2024 World Championships with a world record-breaking free skate. He scored 227.79 points with six quadruple jumps, including his own signature quad axel!

#ilia malinin #figure skating #it feels a little like #a bunch of jumps taped together #calling itself a program #but it's an impressive display of athleticism #good job kid #it's nice to see him come alive at the very end of the program #once all the jumps are out of the way #gifs

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2024 World Championships - March 22, 2024 Kaori Sakamoto → Victory Ceremony - Gold Medalist

#kaori sakamoto #worlds 2024 #figure skating #queen #i am so happy for her

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-Waiting for a good meal

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Goddessdammit Linky, pull yourself together!! I headcanon that after the "The Dragon's Tears" and "Crisis at Hyrule Castle" quests, Link's behavior is so erratic and self-destructive that Purah and the sages strap him to chair and make an INTERVENTION!! They are WORRIED!! 😢 Poor Link misses Zelda so much💔💔💔

But! he has FRIENDS and they CARE FOR HIM ♥♥ ------

PS: Yup, it's a shameless homage to Edna Mode

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Genuinely I think one of the best things you can do to build characters in your story is give them a kink. You do not have to put that kink in the story. You do not have to tell anyone but yourself. But thinking about their wants and needs and what would bring them comfort or desire, about whether they crave power or crave a situation where they're blessedly free from any power, about which taboo they might kind of want to cross, is really useful for getting inside their head. Also "what situation would make my character stupid horny enough to make a terrible mistake?" is a good plotting device. "It's a plot hole that they made that dumb decision" no they were just whistling like a lustful kettle and forgot to turn their brain on.

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#this feels like #something a student did for a social psychology study #in psych 101 #that somehow took off #and became a tiktok video essay #video #bricks #not a tag i ever expected needng

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Men like to believe theyd be great in apocalypse scenarios but they dont even know how to sew

#sounds ilke that guy #has never seen an isekai anime #or played a civilization game #or watched dr. stone #or watched any youtube video about historical food or old recipes #if it's like a temporary zombie apocalypse #where you know a majority of people are alive and well #and there is a governing structure working on a cure #then sure #short term looting might work #but all you have to do #is look at covid #and remember how people freaked out over lacking access to toilet paper #and not being able to go grocery shopping for an extended amount of time

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The clover has finally grown enough for her to munch on again

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He dropped his breakfast 😔

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#tears of the kingdom #totk #legend of zelda #loz #link #fanart #he's just a little scrungly guy #in the depths #i love this

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I keep forgetting to post this painting here!

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✨ Please reblog the polls to make them reach out to as many people as possible, but KEEP IT SPOILER-FREE to make people listen to the music with an open mind 💖 Artists and titles will be revealed after the poll's conclusion, check the original post for an update! ✨

#one of my favorite songs to play #i was always super excited when #it would be put up on the roster #for that week's halftime show #or when we filled in for time at a basketball game #the rhythm is so much fun to play on the violin

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I have found the best ally

Straight and cis people will say that they are allies, but you will NEVER measure up to my dentist.

Me: "Hey, is it ok if I can change my name on my info from [DEADNAME] to Sai?"

Random woman that I wasn't even talking to in the chair next to me: "Honey, if that's the name you had at birth, [DEADNAME] is your only name."

My dentist, very slowly turning her rolley chair towards the woman: "Shush."

Random woman: "Excuse me?"

Destist: *closes privacy curtain while staring bullets at the lady*

Me: *pissing myself laughing*

My dentist while changing my name in my info (reminder that English is not her first language, she immigrated from Russia): "There, Sai, you have pretty boy teeth. Smile and make all girls swoon."

Me not having the heart to tell her I'm not transmasc but I'm Agender, and still pissing myself laughing: "Thank you [DENTIST NAME]."

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never gonna stop thinking abt how i drunkenly stumbled over to this 40/50 year old butch lesbian at a gay bar and said “you’re everything i want to be” only for her to give me the warmest hug i’ve ever received in my life and tell me that was the best compliment she’s ever received.

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skyward sword posting <3

#legend of zelda #zelda #link #zelink #fanart #i love these two