limethechef

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Like what, king?

Dude I am just like

#saul goodman

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Every once in awhile I'll remember Running With Scissors responding to a transphobic gimmick account on Twitter and my day will instantly get ten times better

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STR: 4

PER: 6

EDU: 4

CHA: 3

INT: 10

AGI: 4

LUCK: 9

Comment/reblog if you think this stat spread is shit

#fallout new vegas #breaking bad #limethechef #walter white #S.P.E.C.I.A.L #funny #ain’t that the truth

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So it says here King

What the hell is ciupaga in english

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Let people be happy for who they are ffs

#jschlatt #transmasc #limethechef #no seriously #it’s disgusting #fuck terfs #let people live #live happily #kindness costs nothing #I’d let him hit tbh

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Get doxxed everyone 😎

#gay village #gay #limethechef #doxxed

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You’re a what?

I think I'd be a mold

#kris deltarune #mold #limethechef #*eats him*

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@dwarf-posting

Inconciveable dwarben ranntungg aboourt El*es

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Inconciveable dwarben ranntungg aboourt El*es

#tw elves #superior dwarven blood here only! #limethechef #no seriously #did I hear a rock and stone? #leaf lover #what do you mean my DNA test came back as 99% dwarf 1% elf #NAOW LIS’EN ‘ERE YA FOCKIN KNIFE EAR #*inconcievable dwarven ranting* #knife ears dni

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Me after finding out what happens when you pit Strahd against a level 2 party

#no seriously #it won’t be that bad #limethechef #d&d 5e #strahd von zarovich #nah id win #uh oh gamers #they died #who could have seen this coming #certainly not me #the difficulty says fun! #:)))

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Boop boop!!!

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I'm sorry, Felix

i think that if any of you knew me irl you'd throw me into the sea

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Only on episode 3, but also loving it 👍

Got my friend into dungeon meshi

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“Hey DM, you said you weren’t able to sleep last night, do you think you’re good to run session?”

I looked back at my player’s message with a sence of cockiness, after which I prepared my special cursed technique:

「Last-Minute DM prep rush Special Deluxe」

I replied in a calm, yet firm undertone: “If I’m still sleep-deprived by the session start, I might have a little trouble”

To which they replied in a concerned, yet caring tone: “But would you cancel?”

#d&d 5e #jjk #limethechef #nah id win #gojo satoru #i need sleep #honk shoo mimimimi #no seriously #i need it #dm problems

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every chrom was harmed during the making of this video

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Soup!!!

#SOUP #cooking #limethechef #certified soup moment #when i’m done they’re gonna have ta bury ya in a soup- #mmmmm tasty #i love soup #souplovers #no seriously #so yummy