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Y'ALL I FINALLY GOT HIS AUNTTTT

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MORE HUSBAND SCARAMOUCHE BRAINROT‼️

husband! scaramouche who doesn't necessarily need to eat but took the initiative to cook every meal his wife needed, 10/10 best cook.

husband! scaramouche who grumbles in annoyance that he has to wear the bright pink kiss the cook apron Childe gave him because his wife found it cute on him.

husband! scaramouche who developed a habit of kissing his wife's wedding ring everytime he's holding her hand.

husband! scaramouche who grumbles all the time when he and his wife shopped together, his hands carrying multiple shopping bags as he follows her around, quote on quote, “I will follow you to the ends of Teyvat with mild complaining.”

husband! scaramouche who insists on making her spend his money despite her being rich herself.

husband! scaramouche who likes to sleep on his wife's lap because he finds it comfortable despite not really needing sleep, her thighs are so soft that he just finds himself dozing off.

husband! scaramouche who has to deal with childe's teasing about him being down bad and a simp which he didn't agree nor he denied, he just told him to off himself as he grumbles back to his shared room with her.

husband! scaramouche despite being married to her for how many centuries, he still longs for her and would pull her very close to him as they slept.

husband! scaramouche who sometimes cries as he feels his wife's rough and calloused hands on his face, her thumbs caressing his cheeks, he just melts in her touch.

husband! scaramouche who would glare at his low ranked subordinates who kept on eyeing his wife as they worked, making those said subordinates training worse than others.

husband! scaramouche who oftentimes write letters for his wife in the middle of the night as she slept peacefully, leaving those said letters at her bedside table before going back under the covers with her, immediately wrapping his arms around her waist and pull their bodies closer.

husband! scaramouche who just smirked at his wife's reaction to his letters because he writes the most poetic and romantic words for her, even would tease her about it.

His letters are often the most romantic or the horrendously down bad, there's no in-between.

husband! scaramouche loving it when his wife would just pepper his face with feather like kisses, leaving lipstick marks all over his face.

husband! scaramouche who kept on moving on his seat to teased her as she did his red eyeliner.

husband! scaramouche who waits impatiently for her in their shared bedroom and would immediately pull her inside once she knocks, closes and locks the door and pushed her against the wall, claiming her lips as his, missing her very dearly considering their offices are right next to each other.

husband! scaramouche who just falls more inlove with her each day.

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Tempted to write a "the way of the house husband" au for Scaramouche lmfao

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SOULMATES? WHAT A LOAD OF BS

scaramouche x fem! reader

CHAPTER 2: IT'S NICE TO FINALLY MEET YOU, SOULMATE

FANART BY: @MNCE_o at X/twt

EP 1 « | MASTERLIST | » EP 3

SCARAMOUCHE THIRD PERSON POV

His ears are ringing, he can barely hear anything aside from the gasps from his friends. His indigo eyes are locked with (e/c) ones, he can feel her weight on his arms as he held her—a reminder that she's real and not a hallucination, the skirt of her dress folded against his arms—creasing it. Everything felt like in slow motion, the beeping from their timers slowly fading away. He could feel blood rushing to his cheeks and archons... When did the color/s (e/c) looked so beautiful?

"Manz just fell in love." Venti whispered to Heizou, leaning closer to the maroon haired boy and Heizou had to stop himself from bursting out into laughter.

Xiao, Kazuha, and Aether just side eyed each other while looking proud at their friend.

She felt warm, real in his arms, she's not a hallucination. His hands gently squeezed her as he held her to make sure.

"Uhm... You can let go of me now..." She whispers making him snap out of it, he felt embarrassed and flustered as he gently placed her down to the pavement, the wind gently caressing her hair making it away slightly. The rays of the sunset made her skin glow and he could see his reflection on her eyes.

"Sorry about that..." He said softly, uncharacteristically soft that he was surprised too. The other five males just looked at each other, Kazuha pulling Heizou and Xiao pulled Venti and the five males gave Scaramouche a wink and mouthed to him to tell them the tea later as they went back to the dormitories first.

Of course, Venti and Heizou were whining as they got pulled away while Aether just shook his head and went with them.

"Were those your friends? They seem like an interesting bunch." She murmurs softly as she watched the boys walked away from them, Scaramouche just chuckles and placed his hands to his pockets. Taking a deep breath to calm his fast beating heart.

So this is what love felt like.

"So...." He trails off, unsure how to address what just happened and she just clasps her hands behind her back as she too doesn't know where to start. "What's your name?" They asked at the same time making both of their eyes widened, hands moving around in all direction, they were so awkward.

"Forgive me, you can ask first." She said with a small chuckle and Scaramouche shook his head, "No, I insist... Ladies first." He says softly and her eyes soften, "If you insist," she says with a small smile, tilting her head away to avoid his gaze slightly, fingers twirling her hair as she gazed at her surroundings, "How rude of me..." She says finally looking at him and giving him a small bow, "for not introducing myself, I am (y/n) (l/n), forgive me for literally falling into your arms." She says with a small chuckle, finally standing up from her bow.

"(Y/n)...." He says softly, testing how her name felt as it rolled off his tongue so effortlessly. "It's a pleasure to meet you, my name is Scaramouche Umbrosa" he says, gently holding her hand and brought it to his lips to kiss her knuckles gently, his eyes widened as he felt his cheeks heat up as he doesn't know what came over him to kiss her hand. He gently let go of her hand and cleared his throat.

Both of them had pink dusting their cheeks.

"Well... I'm glad I was able to catch you when you fell then." He says with a small teasing smirk, "It is nice to finally meet you, soulmate." He says softly.

"Likewise..." She replies and they stood there underneath the shade of the large birch tree as shadows danced on the pavement, rays of orange passing by the small gaps from the leaves, dried and dead leaves occasionally falling off from the tree from the gentle winds. The sun slowly disappearing from the horizon as the skies slowly transitioned from oranges and pinks to blue and violets.

They stood facing each other, a slight awkward silence between them, both of them don't know what to do next.

Scaramouche stared at (y/n), memorizing her details—the way dimples show on her cheeks when her mouth moved, the small black mole or beauty mark underneath her left eye, beautiful eyes—he could get lost in them, soft silky hair, long eye lashes, plump lips—god, he wonders how it would feel against his own—

He had to shake his head to clear his thoughts, because God.... That came out of nowhere. "Since... It's getting late... Do... Do you want to stay at my place?" He suggested, cheeks still pink from his thoughts. She flinched in surprise, he can tell she was a bit hesitant but then slowly trusting him. "That would be appreciated..." She says softly and he offered his hand towards her, "I promise to behave." He says softly but with a slight teasing tone and she had to playfully roll her eyes at him, "You better." She says and accepted his hands,he chuckles softly and slipped his fingers on the gaps of her hand, their hands fitting perfectly.

BONUS (A FEW MOMENTS AGO)

"Come on, it's getting late." He says and pulled her gently with him to the direction of the dormitories. It is getting late after all, the last rays of the setting sun slowly disappearing as the solar powered street lights began to light up. They still had so much to do and so many things to unpack—especially how she came out of nowhere and he's still shock to actually see her, his mind is still processing but the only thing he can think of is the warmth of her hand intertwined with his.

“So... We're just going to ignore the fact that she just fell out of nowhere?” Aether deadpans as he and the others walked back to the dormitories, leaves occasionally crunching as they walked the cement road. Xiao let's out an exasperated sigh, pinching his nose as he shook his head, “I am too sleep deprived to process what the fuck just happened.” he says making Kazuha stifle a chuckle and Venti grinned, “Well... Love works in mysterious ways... I knew he would meet his soulmate one way or another,” Venti giggles before wiggling his eyebrows at the four, “You know what that means, right? So pay up.” he says and extending his hand towards them and the four males groaned as each one of them handed Venti 100 mora as they lost the bet. “Ya'll didn't believe in our boy Scara that he could find his true love, what amazing friends you are! Luckily for Scara, he's got someone like me on his side~” Venti says playfully making the others roll their eyes at him as they watched Venti count the money he just got—already knowing he'll probably spend some of it for dandelion wine.

“I wonder what will happen next? Do you think her stay is temporary? After all, she does live a hundred years or so in the past and thinking about it, she probably has her own family that she left.” Kazuha murmurs and silence falls on them as they thought about it, “Whatever happens, I think fate has a reason for bringing them together but for now... I think we'll let those two be happy.” Venti says with a small smile and the rest nodded on agreement. After all, this is the first time they saw Scaramouche so... Genuinely happy, they knew how much he wanted to meet his soulmate and they saw the look in his eyes when he caught her as she fell, they could literally see him falling in love.

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NOTES:

A little ooc but whatever lololol

will there be smut? Who knows?

Is it going to be angst? Who knows?

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SOULMATES? WHAT A LOAD OF BS

scaramouche x fem! reader

CHAPTER 01: LITERALLY FELL IN YOUR ARMS

fanart by @MNCE_o at twt

EP 0 « | MASTERLIST | » EP 2

READER'S THIRD POV

“Of course mother, I would take care of myself. I'll return immediately after.” She said as she adjusted her dress, a bread basket in her hand. “Keep yourself safe child, watch yourself when you're walking okay?” Her mother said softly as she adjusted the collar of her daughter's dress. “I will, I'm just buying some bread, mother.” (y/n) chuckles softly, “It's not like there's a portal going to suddenly open and swallow me.” she jokes, making her mother chuckle, “I would return before you know it.” she says softly and kissed her mother on the cheek and then waved goodbye to her.

The bakery was just a few minutes away from her home, she hummed a tune as she passed by so many familiar people who also live in Liyue.

As she walked by a street that is a little less occupied by residents, a peaceful neighborhood. The street was quiet as she walked on the sidewalk.

As she was walking, the soulmate timer on her wrist was making unusual noises, removing her white gloves, her eyebrows furrowed as she noticed her soulmate timer was glitching more than usual. The number quickly went down, decreasing in numbers and she stood there confused.

'3 minutes and 54 seconds'

“Huh?” she murmurs, and a portal suddenly opened beneath her feet making her eyes widen and she screamed in surprise as she fell. The portal closed like it was never there.

SCARAMOUCHE'S THIRD POV

The day has just ended, Scaramouche sighs as he began packing up his things back to his bag as he just finished his last class of the day. “Are you returning back to the dorm with us? Or are you going to meet up with Mona as usual?” his friend Xiao asked, sitting beside him in the lecture room and also packing up his things. Scaramouche sighs, “I'll be going back to the dorms with you guys, Mona had something to do after classes.” He murmurs and Xiao just scoffed, “Surprised to see your little fling with her is lasting for what? Almost three months now.” Xiao chuckles making Scaramouche roll his eyes, “Is it working? Do you feel something for her?” Xiao asked with a raised eyebrow making Scaramouche furrowed his, “Only when we... You know? Spend the night with each other but aside from that, nothing.” he says with a sigh, “Chasing after a temporary high? That's not healthy Scara.” Xiao asked as they both got up from their seats and walked towards the doors.

“Well, I'm desperate. It's not like my soulmate is going to pop out of nowhere? I want to feel something, Xiao. Even if it comes in the form of an illusion of genuine and forever, even if I know I'm setting myself to crash.” Scaramouche says, avoiding his best friend's gaze. Xiao sighs, “Whatever you say, Scara.”

As they walked outside the lecture room with semi-comfortable silence, walking towards the hallway of Teyvat University and passing by many lockers. Finally getting out of the building, their friends—Kazuha, Venti, Heizou, and Aether already waiting for them.

The walk back to the dormitories was filled with fun banter between boys, they've been friends since childhood and so they knew each other very well.

“So Scara, how's the situationship going between you and Mona?” Venti asked teasingly making the others sigh or chuckle.

Mona and Scaramouche, their history started with meeting each other at the bar as coincidentally both of their friendship circles decided to get a drink that specific night after a week of exams. Both of them were drunk when they met each other and flirted with each other and to make the story short, they accidentally slept with each other and after that they just kept meeting each other. Mona lost her soulmate before meeting them (she explained that the ribbon on her pinky was cut off) and he also explained to her about his predicament. They ended up in a situationship where they try to make each other work and hopefully be each other's soulmates instead. Their relationship is like a light switch—on and off, maybe because they don't know if they want a genuine relationship or if they just want to sleep with each other. Scaramouche wants a genuine relationship but he's still in denial that he doesn't want to have a genuine relationship with Mona because his heart is still clinging to his soulmate that he'll probably never meet.

Scaramouche remains silent before sighing, it was enough for his friends to know that they shouldn't ask again.

As they were walking, Kazuha hummed a tune, Venti sneezing every time they passed by a cat, the others just scrolling through their phones. They stopped when they heard weird glitching noises, confused, they looked for the source of the sound. Scaramouche rolled up the sleeves of his hoodie to see his timer going crazy again. It was acting more unusual than usual. “Huh?” he muttered and his friends looked at him confused, they already knew about his predicament. “Does that always happen?” Aether asked with a raised eyebrow, peeking behind Scaramouche's shoulder and Scaramouche shrugged, “Not as bad as this.” Scaramouche says and Heizou nudges him, “Is it me? Or are the numbers going down?” he says, “Ooohhh! Maybe you're about to meet your soulmate?” Venti suggested with a teasing smile making Scaramouche roll his eyes, “Impossible. Like I said to Xiao, it's not like a portal is going to open up and bring my soulmate to me? And look around! No one aside from us is in plain sight.” he groans and sighs, “It's going to go back to normal in a few moments.” he says and his friends looked around and he was right, no one is walking around the area.

The surprise he felt when the numbers stopped glitching and it stopped at:

'1 minute and 7 seconds.'

"What the fuck?” he mutters and his other friends just stared at each other in confusion, no one aside from them is in plain sight. “I swear this is broken, there's literally no one around here except for us. Don't tell me my soulmate is going to fall out of the sk—”

His voice was cut off as they heard a weird noise above them and their eyes widened to see a wormhole or black hole opened, Scaramouche instinctively held out his arms and a girl fell down and he effortlessly caught her.

Everything seems frozen as they stared at each other's eyes, they can only hear the sounds of their timers going off at the same time.

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Supreme Court, United States

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Quietly Falling Inlove

student council president! scaramouche x wallflower! reader

fanart by: Dilyakum_ on twt/X

synopsis: two introverted people who formed an unlikely friendship by....feeding stray cats on the campus?

genre: slight slow burn, university au, strangers to friends and friends to lovers, mutual pining.

notes:

haven't decided between fem, male, or gn reader (gn is unlikely as I have trouble writing they/them pronouns as it makes me confused especially during dialogue writing and same goes with male since it would be m x m and I'll have trouble to write who I'm referring to during dialogue aaah).

CHAPTERS:

tba....

taglist: closed for the meantime but will open if I start writing this.

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SOULMATES? WHAT A LOAD OF BS

—scaramouche x fem! reader

CHAPTER 0: PROLOGUE

MASTERLIST | EPISODE 1

SCARAMOUCHE 3rd POV

Soulmates—it's a common thing in Teyvat, whether it's through the so called red string of fate, words tattooed on the arms that apparently the very first words your soulmate says to you when you two meet or some dreams about their soulmate.

Scaramouche Kunikuzushi Umbrosa, the first son of Ei Umbrosa—a very successful woman but a very strict mother, enough about her, I was supposed to talk about Scaramouche. Anyways.

Scaramouche, he has a soulmate or had rather—here's the thing, he has the soulmate indicator which is a small countdown timer on his wrist that indicates the exact time he'll meet his soulmate. The problem is, his timer kept glitching—no exact time, but it's always in negative numbers. His soulmate lived in a different era and is probably dead before he was born.

When he was young, he was rather hopeful despite the weird numbers but slowly by slowly he got teased by it and slowly by slowly he got embarrassed lost his hopes. Opting to wear long sleeved clothes to hide his timer.

Ever since he found out about flings—he's been chasing that temporary high he gets from people he's been with that doesn't last a month or two. He's been known as a flirt, charming, mean and sarcastic but very intelligent and naturally, girls are drawn to him despite his reputation in Teyvat University.

Despite how many times he denies and says he doesn't want to, he longs to meet his soulmate and experience love he sees in movies and he read in books—no matter how cheesy it is.

READER'S 3rd POV

Soulmates, what a wonderful thing, universe really made sure a person is destined to be genuinely happy with someone—that is most of the case but some end up miserable, whether they didn't like who they end up with or a few rare cases, they couldn't meet their soulmate.

(Y/n) is part of those cases, all her life the timer on her wrist always shows unusual number and without a set time when she'll meet her soulmate.

This would've been fine to her if only she didn't live in a nation of romance and freedom. Her eye twitches everytime she sees a random couple in the streets of Mondstadt, reminding her of her singleness.

(Y/n) is just a simple girl—okay, not exactly simple as she came from a noble clan. She's well fed, well educated, and well taken care of physically, emotionally? No. Her parents died when she was young and the clan was left under the care of one of the older clan members before it was passed down to her when she was old enough.

She's been leading the clan ever since and while simultaneously trying to hold the impending doom of marriage as the clan wanted her to marry someone when she's 25 and she's currently 21 years old and archons, meeting her soulmate is impossible.

She begs the universe why it decided to play a cruel joke on her—on them.

Despite her sadness and slight sense of hopelessness, she still had a tiny little hope for a miracle.

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—scaramouche x fem! reader

fanart by @MNCE_o at twt

“Soulmates? What a load of bullshit.”

“I do not need a man and I am perfectly fine without ever meeting him.”

Spoiler alert: they really wanted to meet each other.

—two people were destined to meet each other the problem is... They're from completely two different timelines.

His countdown timer on his wrist -1,920,000 hours and hers is 1,920, 000 hours. They didn't have any hope in meeting each other, thinking it was a cruel joke made by fate itself... If only they knew.

CHAPTERS:

CH. 0 — PROLOGUE

CH. 1 — LITERALLY FELL IN YOUR ARMS

CH. 2 — IT IS NICE TO FINALLY MEET YOU, SOULMATE

CH. 2 — IT IS NICE TO FINALLY MEET YOU, SOULMATE (HER POINT OF VIEW)

CH. 3 — HOME SWEET HOME

CH. 4 — GETTING TO KNOW EACH OTHER

CH. 5 — FEELINGS

CH. 6 — LOVERBOY

CH. 7 — DOMESTIC STUFF

CH. 8 — WE'RE NOT MARRIED... YET.

CH. 9 — MOVING OUT

CH. 10 — MOVING IN

CH. 11 — I'LL TAKE CARE OF YOU

CH. 12 — SHIT... I'M SO TOUCH STARVED

MORE CHAPTERS TBA...

Chapter titles are subject to change.

Plot is fast paced, love at first sight, soulmate au.

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#god i hoped i did the math right #lmao #idk lmao #i spent so much time overthinking if im doing the math right #or if my grammar was okay #cuz i was having doubt on which one to use #between -44858 days ago or 44858 days ago #and some how it ended up with me overthinking what should the number in his wrists would be #anyways #i decided to yolo it #new fic I'll probably not finish #scaramouche x reader #scaramouche x you #scaramouche headcanons #genshin scaramouche #scaramouche angst #scaramouche fluff #scaramouche #—SOULMATES? WHAT A LOAD OF BS— [MASTERLIST] ©lxke

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I THINK BOTH SCARA IDEAS ARE ADOREBALE

I love the soulmate au sm!! He would spoil us so good <3 we’re soulmates and imagine being shocked to see your soulmate is a stunning man with an attitude (he probably refuses to believe ur his soulmate but he can’t deine that you are)

AND SCARA GETTING DRUNK AND MARRYING SOMEONE SOUNDS LIKE THE PERFECT SMAU

Right?! Skdbjz I'll probably write it when I have free time XD

#asklxke #genshin impact #here i go again #with my au's #i keep saying to write it and watch it #become discontinued lmfao

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I have two au ideas I want to write so baddd and ofc it's going to revolve around scara as usual

AU 1: soulmate au with the timer or countdown but make it modern Scaramouche and his timer is already in negative numbers specifically -thousands of days ago, a different era and his soulmate is already dead when he was born (plot twist, his soulmate accidentally fell into a portal and transferring her to his time like mysta rias of sort XD) cute au, just scaramouche taking care of his soulmate and over the moon because he spent his lifetime chasing the feel of romantic love and only getting none from his one night stands.

AU 2: University AU and Scaramouche got drunk in a party with his friends and accidentally marrying a stranger while he was drunk lmao (possible smau)

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Love, chill. I'm sorry for taking your artifact away and temporarily gave it to Childe for a damage test lmfao

#HE ALWAYS DO THIS #whenever i take his circlet off #genshin impact #self aware yarn #i think he's mad cuz i gave it to Childe #out of the characters i have lmao

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The Aaron Warnerfication of Scaramouche in my recent one shot fr

#ughhh two in one fr #smash