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MORE HUSBAND SCARAMOUCHE BRAINROT‼️

husband! scaramouche who doesn't necessarily need to eat but took the initiative to cook every meal his wife needed, 10/10 best cook.

husband! scaramouche who grumbles in annoyance that he has to wear the bright pink kiss the cook apron Childe gave him because his wife found it cute on him.

husband! scaramouche who developed a habit of kissing his wife's wedding ring everytime he's holding her hand.

husband! scaramouche who grumbles all the time when he and his wife shopped together, his hands carrying multiple shopping bags as he follows her around, quote on quote, “I will follow you to the ends of Teyvat with mild complaining.”

husband! scaramouche who insists on making her spend his money despite her being rich herself.

husband! scaramouche who likes to sleep on his wife's lap because he finds it comfortable despite not really needing sleep, her thighs are so soft that he just finds himself dozing off.

husband! scaramouche who has to deal with childe's teasing about him being down bad and a simp which he didn't agree nor he denied, he just told him to off himself as he grumbles back to his shared room with her.

husband! scaramouche despite being married to her for how many centuries, he still longs for her and would pull her very close to him as they slept.

husband! scaramouche who sometimes cries as he feels his wife's rough and calloused hands on his face, her thumbs caressing his cheeks, he just melts in her touch.

husband! scaramouche who would glare at his low ranked subordinates who kept on eyeing his wife as they worked, making those said subordinates training worse than others.

husband! scaramouche who oftentimes write letters for his wife in the middle of the night as she slept peacefully, leaving those said letters at her bedside table before going back under the covers with her, immediately wrapping his arms around her waist and pull their bodies closer.

husband! scaramouche who just smirked at his wife's reaction to his letters because he writes the most poetic and romantic words for her, even would tease her about it.

His letters are often the most romantic or the horrendously down bad, there's no in-between.

husband! scaramouche loving it when his wife would just pepper his face with feather like kisses, leaving lipstick marks all over his face.

husband! scaramouche who kept on moving on his seat to teased her as she did his red eyeliner.

husband! scaramouche who waits impatiently for her in their shared bedroom and would immediately pull her inside once she knocks, closes and locks the door and pushed her against the wall, claiming her lips as his, missing her very dearly considering their offices are right next to each other.

husband! scaramouche who just falls more inlove with her each day.

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Thank you so much @lxkewrites this is absolutely amazing!

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finally updated New Perspective, my Shisui x Sakura fanfic!! Chapter Two is out!! 

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JEALOUS, JEALOUS BOY

—husband scaramouche x kitsune! fem! wife reader

kinktober day 1: lovebites and overstimulation (edit: this was supposed to be a kinktober series but I got lazy)

synopsis: scaramouche noticed the way his wife has been rather too friendly to a certain ginger harbinger.

warnings: marking, overstimulation, rough scaramouche, scaramouche using vulgar words (not surprised since it's him we're talking about), scaramouche using the endearment “love” for (y/n), mention of the words cock, breasts, and entrance, soft dom scaramouche.

notes: I don't know if I can continue the whole kinktober month but I'll try lmao | mature themes ahead banner is by @cafekitsune

Scaramouche's eyes narrowed possessively as he noticed his wife animatedly speaking with a certain annoying and ginger haired harbinger. The snowstorm outside the Zapolyarny Palace continues to blow harshly, sharp winds can be heard and small hailstones hitting the roof of the palace but the Balladeer didn't care, he could only glare at how friendly his wife is being with Tartaglia, he trusts (y/n) but he doesn't trust Tartaglia—especially how the tall male is looking at her with adoration.

His eyebrows furrowed before taking strong and powerful steps towards the two, the heels of his winter boots clicking against the white tiles of the palace.

(y/n) or also known by her harbinger title as Brighella, she stopped talking as she felt an arm wrapped around her waist, tilting her head slightly to see Scaramouche with a fake smile on his face as he looks at Childe, she could tell that he was annoyed him. “You two certainly looked like you're having fun talking to each other, mind if I join you?" Scaramouche asked with a forced smile making Childe laugh in amusement, “We were just talking about my mission back in Liyue and how Signora made a fool of me.” Childe says with a sigh, (y/n) laughing softly beside Scaramouche with her hand to cover her own chuckles. Scaramouche rolls his eyes at the taller male, “Why are you surprised? You make a fool of yourself every single day.” The Balladeer deadpans and earned him a sharp elbow to the waist by his wife which he just inhale sharply.

“Now, now comrade, be nice. We were also talking about a certain funeral consultant named Zhongli. That man doesn't know how to manage money.” Childe sighs and (y/n) just chuckles softly, “With the way you're speaking about him, I'm starting to think you adore him in some way Ajax.” (y/n) says softly and Childe stammers—not sure it's from how (y/n) noticed his adoration for the consultant or with how she said Ajax—Scaramouche doesn't care what the reason is but he's certainly possessive. Scaramouche tightens his hold around her waist as he gave Tartaglia a forced smile, “We would love to stay and chat but we have some important documents to finish back in our office. Come now, love.” Scaramouche says as he pulled her alongside him as she tried to protest but giving up and just gave Childe a defeated wave, clearly already knowing what awaits her behind closed doors.

When they arrived to their room, Scaramouche locked the door before pressing her against the wall, one hand holding her chin, “You were rather too friendly with Tartaglia, love. I didn't like the way he looked at you.” He says softly with a hint of annoyance, eyes heavy and half-lidded as he gaze at her. His cold hand caressing her cheek and jawline, “You know he only sees me as an older sister, right?” she chuckles softly as Scaramouche pressed his forehead against hers, her fox ears folded against her head when their foreheads made contact, fox tail appearing and swaying excitedly. “I know, love. But I can't helped it.” he murmurs before gently biting her lower lip with his teeth, pulling it down teasingly before finally closing the gap between them.

He presses her more against the wall, pinning her hands at her side, intertwining their hands together—squeezing it as their lips moved against each other. “mhm, part your lips for me love.” he softly murmurs against her lips and (y/n) nodded softly, parting her lips slightly for him and allowing his tongue to enter her mouth. (y/n) moans softly against his lips as she felt his hot and wet tongue explore her mouth, tongues dancing around each other erotically. Their eyes closed as they focused the sensations they felt from one another. “You're mine, you hear me? You belong to me.” he whispers huskily against her lips before parting away from it, a trail of saliva connecting their lips together. He smirked and let's out an amused chuckle as he sees the dazed look in her eyes.

Without effort and taking advantage of her dazed look, he flipped her away from the wall and pushed her into their bed, her fox ears standing up in surprise as a dark red hue covered her cheeks as he climbed on top of her.

Clothes were discarded and no matter how many times they fucked each other they would never get tired of looking at each other bare, they would never fail in getting flustered just by seeing each other naked. Scaramouche hovers above her, pale skin glistening against the chandelier light, his cock long somewhere around 7 inches, not too girthy and throbbing while (y/n) lie beneath him, hair sprawled against the mattress, a pink hue on her cheeks. Both of them the epitome of perfection. “Beautiful.” he mutters before leaning down once more to kiss her passionately, hands exploring each other's bare skin. His hand playfully teasing the nipples of her breasts, taking the hardened peak between his fingers and teased it while the other hand massaged her other breasts, (y/n) can only mewl and moan softly against his lips from the sensations he's giving her. Each touch sending an electric current through her spine, making her back arch.

Scaramouche grins against her lips as he moved his other hand down to her pussy, teasing and rubbing her clit just the way she likes it, (y/n) gasped as she parted away from the kiss, loud moans escaping her lips as Scaramouche expertly knew her body and the way he teased and rubbed her oh so sensitive nub, “'mm kuni.... it fee-feels so go-good.” she whimpers and Scaramouche kissed her neck, sucking on her skin, “Only I.... can make you feel like this, love.” he grins mischievously as he continues to leave hickies around her throat. “mhm you belong to me.” he whispers as he slipped a finger to her tight hole, thrusting his long and slender fingers—the frictions making lewd squelching sounds as she gasps and moaned in pleasure, “ha'ah... yes... yes.. only you...” she mewls out and he smirks, “yes, good girl.” he says before adding another finger, scissoring his movements to prepare her for him, curling his fingers inside her tight walls. He groans, “fu-fuck... so tight... Mhm, so wet for me.”

He continues to thrust his fingers insider her, her moans getting louder with each thrust, “Stop te-teasing me!” she moans out and he can only chuckle mischievously, “I'm just teaching you a lesson, love.” he says as he increases the speed of his fingers, making the knot she felt in her stomach tighten as she felt her orgasms coming, “ha'ah... ku-kuni! I'm gonna... I'm gonna I'm going to cu—” her words were cut off as she let out a sharp gasp as she orgasmed around his fingers. Scaramouche smirked as he pulls out his fingers covered in her slick, bringing his digits into his mouth, tasting her essence. (y/n) blushed as she watched him licked his own fingers clean before capturing her lips with his own, she could taste herself from his mouth. “You taste absolutely delicious as always, love.” he says with half-lidded eyes as their lips parted from each other, just a few millimeters away. He grins as he aligns his cock to her entrance, her eyes widened in surprise, “But I just came!? I'm still so sensiti—haa mhmm..." her voice trails off as her eyes rolled back in pleasure as he slowly slipped himself inch by inch, “haa... so tight... fuck... you fe-feel so good.” he groans out.

Skin slapping against skin was heard as Scaramouche began to thrust, slow and gentle at first before it became harsh and rough. Drool was slipping down her parted lips from moaning so much, the bed creeks from each movement of his hips against hers, Scaramouche groans against her neck, sucking on her skin and left so many purple colored hickies on her skin. “so tight... so warm and we-wet.” he groans out and (y/n) can no longer form coherent thoughts and words as she could only think how good his cock is and how amazing he is, he smirks—not stopping on moving his hips against hers, “You love this don't you? My cock inside you... you can bar-barely form any co-coherent words, love.” he moans out as he felt her clenched around him, “ar-archons... you feel so good...” he says and she can only whimper and moan in response, he can feel himself getting closer to climax and he can tell she's also close too. “'mm so cl-close...” she whimpers and he smirked, “cum for me love, let's cum together.” he says and she nodded slowly and picked up the pace of his thrusts. Moans and the sound of skin slapping harshly against skin can be heard before they screamed each other's names.

Thick ropes of cum spurted out of him, coating her walls white as she orgasmed too and clenched around him. He gasped before gently withdrawing himself from her entrance and lie beside her, cuddling her as he kissed her forehead. “You... we're amazing, love.” he murmurs softly, the sound of their deep breathing filling the room and she can only whimper. “Let me take care of you.” he softly says as he began his aftercare for her.

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FORBIDDEN TECHNIQUE

—husband! scaramouche x male kitsune husband! reader

synopsis: his husband may be one the powerful figure in the fatui—both of them are, but scaramouche knows what could make his husband weak in the knees.

genre: mildly spicy, implies they had sex at the end.

notes: Anyways, to my male readers I am sorry for forgetting to feed you so here>:D

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Indigo colored eyes stared at the figure Infront of him, an amused look on Scaramouche's face as he watched his husband's furrowed eyebrows as the male was reviewing his papers.

Scaramouche has been watching him pace back and forth across their shared bedroom, the same paper on his hand while occasionally rambling to him about how ridiculous it is. The Balladeer assumed his husband made a mistake on his paperwork or the organization gave him another set of paperwork to review.

Indigo eyes kept staring at the fox like ears constantly twitching as the kitsune muttered curses to himself and to the gods which the puppet found amusing.

Despite the kitsune's stressed out look, Scaramouche can't helped but admire his husband's body—the black and red hakama he wore fit him so well, a katana sheathed safely into his waist, truly fit to be his warrior.

Scaramouche just looked at the other male with fondness in his indigo colored eyes while the other male is too busy stressing over his paperwork.

“Like take a look at this love, Signora wants me to approve 1 billion mora budget for her! Like what the fuck, this woman I swear to celestia.” [M/n] mutters angrily, his fox tail briefly appearing out of thin air before immediately disappearing.

“Also why did Childe spent so much during his stay in Liyue?” The kitsune mutters to himself.

Scaramouche can just softly chuckle in the comfort of their shared bed before playfully rolling his eyes.

“That's what you get for agreeing to be the temporary treasurer. You only have yourself to blame.” Scaramouche says, his voice teasing and playful. The kitsune male immediately whipped his head into his direction and small annoyed huff left his lips before pouting at his husband.

“Because I thought the budget requests were reasonable but no, like Dottore for example. Why the actual fuck this man needs 2 billion mora?” [M/n] asked with an annoyed tone and Scaramouche could only agree, “Reject that.”

“Already did.” [M/n] answers before walking to his bedroom desk and placed the papers on the table, putting his hands up in a surrender position, “I give up, cuddle me right now.” he says and immediately walking back to their shared bed and jumped into the other male's arms—which Scaramouche gladly opened for him, “As you wish my darling.” he teasingly say.

Warmth, despite his cold puppet body, his husband never fails to share his warmth with him. It always makes him want to melt in his embrace.

Scaramouche rolled over to make him lie on top of his husband, their hands on each other's waists.

Scaramouche watched his husband's furrowed eyebrows slowly became relaxed and the annoyed look on his face was replaced with a calm and gentle one.

Scaramouche swept the hair that fell Infront of his husband's face and he can see how [m/n] immediately relaxes underneath his touch. Scaramouche cupped the males cheeks, both of their eyes half lidded as their face inches apart.

“What's taking you so long?” [m/n] asked, a slight annoyed tone in his voice making Scaramouche looked at him with a smirk, “What's the rush my love? Too eager for me?”

“You're annoying and an idiot.” [M/n] softly whined making the dark violet haired male chuckle sinisterly as he showed his hand where a gold band is placed on his ring finger.

“But I'm your idiot forever.”

The kitsune just facepalmed with the hand where his wedding ring is also located, Scaramouche immediately grabbed that hand and placed a kissed on [m/n]'s ring while looking at the [h/c] male with a smirk while doing so.

[M/n] could looked at his husband with widened eyes as a blush immediately covered his cheeks and ears, Scaramouche is enjoying this, to see his husband so flabbergasted underneath his touch. He glided his thumb over [m/n]'s lower lip and pulling it down gently.

[M/n] could look at him with anticipation, his paperwork worries vanishing in the air like a mist, unaware of the erratic beating of his heart—but Scaramouche is aware, Scaramouche is aware how fast [m/n]'s heart is beating, after all he is laying on top of him, their chest pressed against each other.

Scaramouche smirked before leaning down and making their lips met.

Soft and gentle kisses at the start, pulling away for a brief moment to let [m/n] before Scaramouche is back again kissing his husband to his content, slipping his tongue into [M/n]'s soft and plump lips.

Lips desperate to catch up with one another, tongues dancing against one another like a tango. The kitsune male's hand immediately found its way into Scaramouche's hair, tugging it and making the other male grunt in between kisses.

Scaramouche softly pulls away to let the other male breathe, amusement on his face to watch him pant heavily with flushed cheeks. His indigo eyes landed into the fox like ears that stood tall in alert and a playful smirk comes into his unfairly attractive face.

[M/n] could watch with annoyance on how stupidly attractive Scaramouche is, especially with the smirk on his face. Like how dare he seduce him like that.

Scaramouche just chuckled at the small pout his husband was giving him, giving him a quick peck on the lips before immediately diving back into a heated make out session.

Wet noises of their kisses filled the room, grunts on moans could also be heard.

Scaramouche smirked in between the kiss as his long slender hands found its way at the back of the fox like ears of his husband's and immediate scratched them.

Scaramouche felt the other male freeze before he felt him shiver and a loud moan escaping the said male's lips, “Aa-ah not the ears, the-they're sensitive.” [M/n] stutters out, his blush became a deeper shade of red, making the cheeky balladeer give him a teasing smirk as he once again rubbed the oh so sensitive fox ears.

Making soft whimpers and moans leave the [h/c] male's lips and oh how Scaramouche love listening to that sound.

The Balladeer's lips found his husband's neck, giving small kisses and love bites while his hand worked magic on the kitsune's ears.

“Ah-ah it's too much~!” he whines and Scaramouche just chuckles as he pressed a finger over the other male's Adams apple, feeling it bobbed up and down.

“Relax my love, we're just getting started.”

Then moans and whines can be heard during the night and along with the sound of bed creaking.

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a/n: this was inspired by the one ask in my inbox but it was for fem reader but I decided to use it for this scenario. I promise anon to include your req in the main story 🫰🫰🫰

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MORE NSFW HEADCANONS OF HUSBAND SCARAMOUCHE X FEM KITSUNE WIFE READER BECAUSE IM SO DOWN BAD AND IM STARTING TO GET DELUSIONAL BUT JM OKAY LMFAO

when he's thrusting into you, each thrusts he would grip hard into your hand and the relaxes as he pulls away then grips again as he thrusts and vise versa.

50% of the time would want to take the love making slow as he wants to savor every feeling of pleasure, your soft whines and moans and the other 50% would be him just mercilessly pounds into you, not bothering to slow down.

his moans would definitely break, in each thrusts.

he definitely cries during the deed, he's too touch starved despite you two doing it for how many years.

has breeding kink.

gets turned on when his wife tops but won't admit it.

he likes to choke you but he definitely also likes being the one being choked.

he doesn't need air to breathe though but he definitely loves the pressure around his neck as you cut off his voice.

you two don't fight often but if you do, you two would solve it through angry make up sex.

he can't keep his hands off you, not a single shame.

consensual non consensual sex

of course you gave him your consent to use your body if he needs and vise versa.

you would wake up to him trying to thrust into you as gently as he can to avoid waking you up.

cock warming ‼️

he just loves it when he's doing mundane tasks while also feeling your walls clenched around him.

50% of the time he's a little shit and won't move and the other 50% is him begging you to move but you won't so he's just gonna end a whining mess.

switch, taking turns who tops and bottoms.

he tops most of the time because he loves being top

since both of you are immortal, you guys can finish multiple rounds.

not an unbelievable amount though, it can range from 2-5 rounds depends. But mostly 2-4 since they would start as 'aftercare' but then starts fucking in the bathroom.

no they don't fuck everyday 🗣️

since they believed that the art of love making shouldn't be overused lol

most of the time it's just teasing, small inappropriate touches that doesn't turn into full blown love making but instead it would end up with smiles on your faces as you two teased each other for not being able to keep the hands from each other.

anyways I forgot this is nsfw lmfao

make out sessions are wild.

scara doesn't need to breathe so imagine him getting annoyed everytime you pull away and only for him to immediately pull you back into a messy and heated kiss.

definitely likes it if you play with his cock though.

especially if you two are just cuddling in bed and you'll just slipped your slender fingers underneath his pants and then fondle with his cock, teasingly gliding your fingers to the vein of his shaft.

it actually helps him relax not gonna lie.

he would throw his head back as his breathing became shaky, mouth wide open as small moans escape his lips.

despite giving him a handjob multiple times, you can't get used to how his limp cock would immediately harden and going bigger.

pussy or tits? both is what he'll answer, he doesn't care. He loves both.

likes sucking in your breast as one hand is in between your inner thighs.

is open to new kinks though.

somehow liked it when he got tied, he doesn't want to admit it though.

blindfolds too, especially if your palming his cock, 10/10 would do it again.

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MIRROR ADD ON SCARA JUSY FUCKS U HARDCORE TY >>>

LOOK AT THE MIRROR MY LOVE

husband scaramouche x fem kitsune wife! reader

synopsis: he wants you to look at the mirror as he fucks you in a mating press.

genre: smut with plot

notes: not this ask immediately giving me a reason to write hahahaha anyways just a short scenario because this idea is making me ascend *horny grip*

The sounds of the bed creaking in a fast and rough rhythm can be heard, broken moans and soft grunts can be heard.

Scaramouche just looks down to see his wife's naked body, legs pressed against her chest in a mating press, his hips snapped back and forth in a very fast, sensual rhythm, “ha-ah~ you feel so good, such a good slut. Alw-always ready for my cock~” he stutters out, a playful mocking tone in his voice and he sees his wife slightly glaring at him before she just sighs as she went back to enjoying him, he just laughs a little. He looks up again to see a mirror facing them, he smirks as he uses his hand to lift her chin to make her look up from her position to see herself on the mirror getting fucked by him. What she sees is enough to make her even more aroused, her tear stained cheeks glistening against the moonlight, her neck covered with so many bites and hickies, her lips parted as moans kept leaving her mouth as she felt him stretched her so good, feeling his cock twitch inside of her. “Look at the mirror my love, look at how you looked getting fucked by me~” scaramouche says, a loving and teasing tone present on his voice, his hand immediately trailing from her chin down to her breast, his finger gliding to one of her hardened nipples which immediately sends a shiver down her spine. Her eyes rolled back from how intense he was pounding into her, usually he isn't this rough when it comes to sex but she guessed that his day was stressful, her eyes still staring at the mirror as she watched herself get fucked mercilessly, moans kept on spilling out of her lips, her husband's name kept being repeated like a prayer. His hand found its way to hers, slipping their fingers together, gripping into each other like their life depends on it.

Her breast bounced in each thrusts, loud slapping of skin can be heard, it's too much but at the same time so good...

Scaramouche just chuckled, his eyes dark with lust yet filled with adoration as he watched his wife go dumb as she was getting fucked by his cock. His eyes went down to see her belly to see a small bulge of his cock that appears and disappears as he thrusts, his eyes slowly went down to look at his cock that has a white ring starting to form at it's base, he smirked as he continues to pound on her, already can sense she's close to her limit.

He looks at his wife's fucked out express with a smirk, he leaned down, hips still thrusting, captured her lips with his own in a messy kiss, his tongue immediately slipping into her mouth, exploring every crevices before pulling away.

“Tha-thats right, cum for me my love~” he choked out, feeling himself getting closer, his voice hoarse and deep, enough to send shivers down her spine, “mmm~ ha-ah~ I'm gonna, I'm gonna~!” her voice gut cut offed as she felt herself cream on his cock, her fox like ears stood straight as she did so, eyes rolling back. Scaramouche almost felt his legs give up as he felt her orgasm, making everything felt tighter, he squeezed his eyes shut as he rode out her orgasm to approach his, “Such a go-good girl, yes... Let-Let it all ha~out” he moaned out, loud squelching noises from can be heard as he thrusted into her cunt.

She just looks at the mirror lazily, mind foggy as she felt so sensitive after her orgasm yet he's still thrusting into her, in the mirror she can briefly see a bulge in her stomach and that's enough to turn her on again, the thought of her husband's length is big enough to leave a bulge in her stomach is making her more aroused, tears started stream down her face as she felt so sensitive.

Scaramouche just cooes in a gentle voice, as he felt himself approach his climax, “ssh-shh, it's gonna be ove-over soon, don't spill a drop okay?” he says softly and she nodded and he smirked, “good girl.” he says and with one final thrust, he came. thick strings of cum immediately painting her womb, broken moans leaving their lips.

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I still don't understand the science behind the cock bulge but I find it hot so I just added it 🧍 anyways, it's currently 1:30 am lmfao, ngl I was able to sleep awhile ago but I woke up when I suddenly got this idea. Sorry if it feels rushed hahahahaha

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WHAT IS LOVE FOR ME?

—wanderer x fem! immortal reader

synopsis: aunt buer just giving the wanderer another therapy session.

genre: angst with no comfort but also kind of fluff, short story.

notes: established relationship, lovers to strangers. I'll be making a male version of this soon.

“Now, my next question is... What is love for you?” Buer or also known as Nahida asked the young man who was currently laying down on the couch she has inside the Temple of Surasthana, a notebook in her hand. She wanted to know or get an idea of what Wanderer feels or knows about certain emotions or feelings, curious if his understanding of human emotions are accurate despite not having a beating heart of his own.

Wanderer's eyes widened, not expecting the question. He scoffed and rolled his eyes at the smaller girl—the archon of sumeru.

“Just another useless human emotion, an emotion that could be considered as a weakness because you'll have to rely on someone and making you vulnerable.” he answers nonchalantly as his mind is racing. It's not a useless emotion, in fact it was the most wonderful feeling he has ever felt. It's true that love makes you weak but when she held him despite his hands stained with blood from countless innocent people he had killed—but then again her hands are also stained with blood and he couldn't help but be putty in her embrace as she whisper sweet nothings in his ears, caressing him during his vulnerable state. Love helps you find people who could understand you, who would cherish you and would burn the world for you. Is what he thought in his mind.

Nahida's small hand immediately scribbles down into her notepad before looking at him, “Are you sure? Because it seems to me that you have different answer in your mind considering how you looked at your memories when you've recalled them. But if you're not ready to share then I suppose I could not force you.” Nahida says as he sighs before deciding to ask another question, “Okay, next ques—”

“Her.” he softly whispers, cutting the smaller god off, eyes staring at the ceiling of Temple of Surasthana, a noticeable empty feeling in his chest that only she could fill.

Nahida can only look at him in silence, not bothering to tell him that a tear escaped his eye, “What is love for me you may ask? My answer is her.”

She who had seen his struggles yet continue on supporting him.

She who had experienced the same amount of betrayals as he did and decided to never leave his side.

She who had married him on a random day when they were still wandering around Inazuma.

She who killed for him.

She who would burn the world for him.

She who loved him more than she how she loved herself.

The woman who could fill the empty gap of where a heart should be in his chest.

The woman who he betrayed as he was far too selfish to even think about her as he wanted to achieve godhood.

The woman who no longer knows him or his history with her.

Wanderer breathed deeply, his voice shaking.

“Love for me is her.”

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I want Scara to tease me while on missions, wether it’s gently rubbing the area around a cut You got from training with him, to him leaving small kisses and bites all around your neck, HIM REMOVING HIS CLOTHING TO GET CHANGED IN FRONT OF YOU <333

OMGG THE SCENARIOS JUST KEEP ON COMING TO MY MIND ANON YOU'RE A GENIUS!

BEHIND CLOSED DOORS

scaramouche x FEM! reader

synopsis: husband scaramouche is such a tease.

genre: fluff??? Very suggestive but no smut because I suck at those 😂👎

warnings: mildly spicy

To the other Fatui members, both you and Scaramouche are an unusual couple. They often see the two of you barely exchanging words to each other—aside from the time she's relaying her report to him. But nevertheless, when the two of them are alone the air around them feels so much colder and more unapproachable but when the two of them are side by side, the aura around them are much more warmer. The Fatui members dares not to vocalize their opinion on the two of them, afraid to feel their wrath.

Despite them not showing any affection to each other in the public eye, the other low rank members can see that somehow the two of you care for each other—when you mention Lord Scaramouche's name around Lady [name] you can see how the dark look on her eyes would disappear and if you squint you can can see the pupils in her eyes dilate for a few seconds before returning to normal.

The same goes for Scaramouche, if you even mention Lady [name] around him you can just imagine an imaginary tail wag behind him (especially if you tell him she's looking for him but if you mention her in a casual tone he will be pissed because how can you say her name so casually and would then kill you on the spot.)

But nevertheless, the two of you never show physical affection with one another, only showing emotions purely for business.

The people outside your shared bedroom doesn't know how much the two of you tease each other.

Husband Scaramouche! Likes teasing his wife so much especially when he's changing his clothes, their closet facing the bed, he notices his wife laying on their shared bed a book in her hand, he can feel that he just got her attention, he can feel her eyes staring at his back. He just got out of the shower, a bathrobe covering his dripping wet body. A mischievous thought crosses his mind as he smirked, he slowly loosened the tie of of his bathrobe, letting it slowly fall enough down to his waist, showing off his upper body. He can hear her breath hitch and he almost laughed, he then tilt his head slightly to make eye contact with her, a smirk on his face.

“You're such a tease my love.” She mutters, her eyes drinking every detail of his back, he chuckles, “Then why aren't you looking away?” he asked, a feigned innocence on his voice. “Touché.”

Husband Scaramouche! Is such a tease, after getting properly dressed his eyes would wander to his wife who's nose is still buried in the book she was reading, he grumbles for the lack of attention from her, he would then immediately lay on top her, burying his face in between her breasts, she looked away from the book she was reading and stared at her husband who had a cat like grin on his face.

He likes burying his face in your chest, it's so soft and squishy he could just fall asleep. A comfortable silence fall into the two before he started humming a tune, his voice muffled from being pressed too much into his wife's chest. Then a mischievous idea once more crossed into his mind, he smirks as he slowly unbuttoned the buttons of her blouse—with her not noticing because her attention is completely on the book she was reading. His smirk widened when he sees the dark purple bra she was wearing, it's his favorite color after all.

He then began placing soft and gentle kisses on her soft and sensitive skin, cutting off her attention of the book she was reading, she immediately looked into her husband who was currently sucking on the skin of her chest, the other hand softly squeezing and playing with the other. A soft whine escapes her lips from the sensual kisses her husband was giving her, his kisses slowly go up and as usual began to latch unto the skin of her neck. “Yo-you're insufferable, you know that?” she jokingly say, her voice stuttering a bit and he just chuckles, “I know.”

Then their room was filled with soft moans from the two.

Husband Scaramouche! Is such a tease especially if he knows there is an another low rank fatuu member in his office, especially if his wife is also in the office with them.

Their tables are placed right by each other.

Scaramouche was starting to get bored with whatever crap the low ranked Fatuu was talking about, then a discreet smirk appears on his face. His hand slowly started to move to squeeze his wife's thigh—his hand movements isn't very noticeable due to the very close distance of both of their desks. His wife is currently taking down notes at what the Low ranked Fatuu was talking, he can feel her flinch slightly from the cold of his hands placed on her thighs. Slowly trailing up near her core and Scaramouche can feel the warmth of it.

Once the Fatuu left, he got punished by her but it was worth it.

Husband Scaramouche! Never likes training with his subordinates, they are weak and can't last 10 seconds against him. His wife on the other hand, he enjoys training with her. There is no fair fight with the two of them, both of them would resort to play some dirty tricks to win. So far the score 863—850 with Scaramouche having more wins, these battles never started when they just joined the Fatui, no these scores started long before that. His eyes darted at the new cuts she got from his from yesterday's training, it's still fresh but it has already started to heal, she's a kitsune after all. Her bare back exposed to him as she's cleaning the cuts on her body, there's a fresh new cut on her waist, He watched her shaky hands try to clean it and he sighs before taking the medicine and bandages from her, despite her telling him he shouldn't feel guilty for hurting her during training but he can't helped it, she is his wife after all.

“Let me bandage it for you, my love” he softly whisper as she nodded, flinching when she felt the medicine covered cotton hit her fresh cut before feeling the warmth of the bandage cloth wrapped around it. She sighs in relief before giving her husband an appreciative smile. “Thanks my love.” she says and Scaramouche just nodded before placing soft kisses on her stomach, leaving small bites on her skin. There's a soft feeling in his stomach as he looked at her, her top body exposed aside from black lacy bra she was wearing and he would be lying to himself that he didn't find her attractive.

He then moved to her now exposed neck, gently sucking it and kissing it. Archons, he can never get tired of kissing her. He continuously kissed her now bruised neck, her name falling out of his lips like a mantra.

“Oh... [Y/n] so beautiful... So perfect for me...” he softly moans out, still not done with his kisses, he wants her to know how she means to him, how he would burn the world for her.

Soft moans and groans can be heard from the two of them, getting lost in the act of affection.

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[lxkeeeee]

OBVIOUSLY NOT THE FIRST TIME AND DEFINITELY WOULD NOT BE THE LAST;)

husband! scaramouche x fem! kitsune! wife! reader

synopsis: it's been awhile since they've last done it so why not indulge with each other's bodies for the night? both of them are dominant by the way and sometimes switch on who feels like being a pillow princess.

genre: smut 🙄 because I know how down bad you guys are but so am I lmfao

tags: breeding kink, body worship, cunnilingus, love bites, curse words, fingering, vanilla sex.

Scaramouche can never get used to the feeling of the soft mattress against his back, considering that he and his wife used to just wander everywhere and just sleep anywhere when they get tired from traveling. He sighs blissfully as he watched his wife who was currently sitting in front of the mirror doing her skin care, her [e/c] fox like ears laying flat on her head—Scaramouche doesn't get the the reason why she still insist on applying skin care every night despite her skin already so soft but oh well, he just stopped questioning it since a happy wife is a happy life. His purple eyes stopped scanning the words in the book he was holding before he even lie down on the bed—in fact he never even started reading it because as soon as his eyes landed on her, his attention was quickly whisked away.

His purple eyes never leaving his wife, the way she applied some lip balm to her already soft and plump pink lips that god he can never get enough of.

Her loose white blouse—actually it's actually his blouse but she likes to wear it so he just let her be, the left sleeve already falling off her shoulder showing off her fair skin, showing off her left side part of her collarbones that he just wants to nuzzle his face into and just plant gentle kisses to it. His oversized blouse big enough to reach above her knees and of course she's not wearing any pants.

His eyes trailed down to see one of her fox tails swinging side to side, how cute.

It's been awhile he has seen her tails considering she hides them 99% of the time.

“How's the book darling?” her sultry voice calls out, he can see her looking at him through the mirror, he scoffed, “Its fine, although the pacing of the story was rushed.”

She stared at him through the mirror, their eye contact not breaking before she laughs softly, “Darling, the book you are holding is upside down.”

Scaramouche didn't once break eye contact as his hands slowly turned the book he was holding into the proper position. “What are you talking about woman? You're delusional.” He says although the last part had some joking tone to it.

[y/n] gently placed a hand over her lips as she tried to contain her laughter, “Whatever you say darling.” She says before standing up from her seat, her fox tail immediately disappearing, she switched off the light and only the faint glow of the moon from their window illuminating their bedroom. She turned to look at her husband who had a faint blush on his cheeks. She smiled before taking the empty spot next to him—with him immediately covering her with the thick and heavy blanket. Scaramouche then placed the book on their bedside table, not bothering to book marked it as he didn't even start reading it.

And of course, he immediately nuzzled his face at the crook of her neck—placing gentle kisses to her fair skin. He could hear her laugh softly.

“What's gotten into you, my love?” she asked before a soft moan left her lips as she felt jer husband started to suck on her sweet spot, his hands starting to roam her body, feeling his fingers playfully pull her loose blouse. Cold fingers against her warm skin.

“I just missed you, can't his husband miss his dearly beloved wife?” he mutters as he let himself enjoy feeling his hands roam around her body, already memorized every spot she likes being teased and fondled. After all, she is his wife.

“More than godhood?” she teased and she can feel his deadpanned expression. “Hey now, that was foul.” he grumbles and she just laughs, “I am just teasing you, my love.” she didn't hear anything from him for awhile until she heard him mumble, “Of course, more than godhood or the gnosis.” he softly whispered, he cups her face as their lips were mere inches apart. “You'll always be my priority, if I ever betray this statement of mine then you are free to slap me back to reality, because nothing is more dearer than you and if I think otherwise then I might've gone insane and need you to snap me back to reality.” he truthfully says, genuine at his words.

Scaramouche was also shocked considering godhood has been always his goals but you came along and suddenly he's questioning every decisions he makes, making sure that he never hurts you whatsoever. After all, He doesn't want to be your fourth betrayal. He loves you too much and he's afraid of hurting you, the one good thing in his life, the only constant, his queen, his other half.

“Don't blame me if I suddenly slap you, okay since you said it yourself.” She says, voice teasing and sultry.

“I would never blame you, I promise.” he says genuinely before placing his lips into hers, their bodies tangled with one another, his hands around her waist, pulling her as closer as he can, her hands cupping his cheeks. The kiss started slow and soft before it turned into more sensual, he slipped his tongue into her mouth, their tongues dancing around each other before she eventually gave in and let him explore, sucking into her tongue, exploring every nook and crevices. Deep and heavy breathing can be heard from the two as spent a few minutes just passionately kissing each other, pulling away to breathe before their lips found each other again.

Scaramouche slowly trailed down to her jawline, planting soft kisses and then down to her neck. Sucking on her flesh, gently biting down to her skin. Soft moans coming from her as soft groans from him. Her name leaving his lips like a prayer, words of praise escaping his soft and kissable lips. “You're so beautiful [y/n], archons, I'm so lucky to be your husband.” he mutters, “to be able to touch you like this, taste you like this.” he softly whispers as his fingers slowly trailed down to the lining of her lacy dark purple underwear, softly tugging it down and just threw the thin fabric unto the floor, the cold air immediately hitting her warm core. She shudders both from the coldness of the air and the coldness of her husband's fingers.

“Can I touch you, my love?” he softly asked despite his fingers already itching to explore her body once more. She softly whines, “Yes, please.. please touch me and make love to me. I miss you” she softly says, a sultry look her face that's enough to darkened the lust on the Balladeer's eyes.

He smirked before his hands go down even lower, reaching her slick folds. He grins, “Oh [y/n] always so eager for me. Such a good girl.” She moaned as his fingers sent shock to her spine, if feels so good. Her toes curling everytime she feels his fingers fondled with her clit, rubbing circles around her folds.

Scaramouche just looked at the pleasurable expression of his wife, already noticing the discomfort in his own pants, feeling the tighten of his underwear around him. He softly groans as he continues to play with her. He brought up his slick covered finger Infront of his face, she looked at him with a dazed expression, “Look how wet you are my love,” he softly mutters, as he played with the slick covering his fingers, “I wonder how you taste like, but then again... I already knew since it is... My favorite taste after all.” he smirked as sucked on his fingers, tasting her juices. A soft moan escaped his lips before plucking the fingers out of his mouth. [Y/n] just looked at him with a flustered expression, despite already experiencing this scene countless times, she can never get used to it. “Delicious.” He smirked before he moved his body lower and lower, enough for his face to be facing his wife's throbbing cunt. He almost moaned, he just wants to fuck her dumb but his wife's pleasure comes first before his.

He just smirked and oh.

Her body immediately arched as she felt his wet muscle sliding across her folds, moans escaping her lips, “mm-ah! Ye-yes! You're tongue feel so aah- good~” she moaned out, voice stuttering. She can feel her eyes rolling to the back of her head as she started seeing stars from pleasure.

Scaramouche continued to lap at his wife's juices like a man dying of thirst, groans leaving his lips as he kept on tasting her. Archons, so delicious... This pussy is mine and mine only. God how did I get so lucky? He thought to himself as continued to eat her throbbing cunt.

“archons~! Scara-mm~ I'm gonna-im gonna—” she loudly moaned as she felt like the knot in her stomach is about to burst.

He continues on eating her out before he realizes that she's almost about to climax, he grins as he stopped.

Whines immediately left her lips, “Why did you stop?” she deadpans and he just laughs. “Can't have you finishing early my love, we just got started~” he cooes before slipping a finger to her sensitive hole which immediately made the girl gasp.

“Got to make sure you're prepped and ready for me.” he says as he slipped another finger, then making a scissoring motion while his other hand clumsily removed his pajamas and underwear—revealing his erect length in all of its glory, precum already starting to ooze out of the tip. Her [e/c] eyes darkened with even more lust despite her already moaning so hard to her husband's fingers.

“Ple-please, fuck me already... Breed me...” she whispers and his eyes darkened as he imagined her with a swollen belly that's carrying his child. He smirked, “As you wish, my lady.” he says as he removed his fingers from her sopping wet hole and got on top of her, placing his hands on her hips, pulling her enough to position his length to her needy cunt. “Please tell me when to move.” he orders as he slowly pushed himself to her, a broken moan leaving his lips, as he felt the tip go in. “Fu-fuck, you fe-feel so good.” he muttered as his wife is too focused on the his length and girth, her back arched as tears of pleasure runs down her cheeks. “mm~ you feel so good, such a good husband.” you muttered as you feel your warm walls being stretched by him.

With a final push, he finally fully sheathed himself to her, a broken moan escaping both of their lips. Tears swell both of their eyes, despite doing this for many times already, they still can't get used to the fact that in this intimate moment, they are one. Him feeling her warm walls squeezing him is enough to make tears run down his cheeks, and same goes to her with how good he's stretching her, she can feel his tip hit her womb.

“Yo-you can move now...” she softly mutters and Scaramouche nodded as he grabbed both of her feet and placed it into his shoulders so he could have as much movement. The scent of her perfume hitting his nose. He smirked, “Naughty fox, you've been planning this huh?” he says as he took a deep whiff of her ankles and he was right, she did spray perfume to it.

She gave her a small smirk, “Got to be prepared if husband is in the mood.” she teased and Scaramouche just smirked, his purple eyes staring at [e/c] ones. “Such a good w-wife you are, always ple-pleasing her husband.” he teased, his voice stuttering as he felt her walls squeezed on him, he threw his head back as he took deep and heavy breaths. She just smiled at him already starting to get dumb from his cock stretching her so good.

The way his girth just stretched her, the way the crown of his length is buried deep inside her, small movements enough to just make her come undone to him. Scaramouche laughed as he grabbed her legs and pressed it against her chest—in a mating press.

“Since you've been such a good little wife to me, I'm gonna reward you my love. Make sure you don't spill a single drop.” he mutters as he pulled his hips back then slowly pushed it again. A slow and gentle rhythm.

The bed squeaked as he thrusted into her. Hearing her moans is enough to fuel him to keep on going. Loud moans escaping their lips in each thrusts, her back arched, their eyes rolling back to their head as stars clouded their visions.

“A-ahh~ so warm, mm~ so tight, so perfect.” Scaramouche softly moans out, [Y/n] barely understanding what the fuck he just said as she was too focused on how she can feel him go deeper and deeper into her womb, the tip of his length hitting her womb sending shivers and shocks across her spine as she felt the intensity of each thrusts.

She can feel her husband nuzzle his face at the crook of her neck, she felt him bite at her skin, enough to draw out a little blood and leave a mark.

Scaramouche just smirked as he watched her wife's fucked out expression as moans and whines escapes her lips. “You love this don't you? My cock hitting deeper and deeper into your womb, your wa-walls stretching around my girth. Archons, I fit so perfectly around you, m-my love.” He says, his breathing shaky as he let out a moan, his thrusts starts to picked up the pace, skin slapping against skin can be heard in their bedroom, squelching sounds of their juices mixing can be heard, heavy breathing and moaning bouncing across the room.

“mmm~ lo-love you-your co-cock ahh~!”

She moaned out as she felt his hips snapped into hers, his thrusts fast and strong. Scaramouche laughed a bit, his laughter coming off shaky as a moan left his lips.

“Silly girl, did you only marry me for my cock?” he teased, although knowing that that isn't the reason why she married him, after all, their first time was a few years after marriage. Both of them were pretty clueless before when it comes to sex.

She was about to retort but her voice was cut offed as she felt Scaramouche pull her into a deep and passionate kiss, his tongue immediately slipping into her mouth, she can feel hinds hands go under her blouse and started to fondle and squeezed her breast.

It was too much, the feeling of his cock in her womb, his tongue inside her mouth, his hands playfully playing with her breast. Her eyes started to roll back as her moans got louder and only Scaramouche's name leaving her lips. She can feel it, the knot on her womb almost breaking.

“mmm-I'm ahh~ gonna, I'm gonna c-cum~!” she moaned out, voice muffled by the kiss and Scaramouche smiled before pulling his face away.

“Y-yes that's right, mm~ cum, cum, cum my love~” he stutters out as groans and moans left his lips, the pacing of his thrusts became more intense and steady rhythm gone as he felt himself approach closer to climax.

She can feel it, with his harsh thrusts the knot in her stomach break as her back arched and a loud moan escaped her lips.

“I-I'm cum-cumming!”

Scaramouche almost lost his balance as she felt her climaxed, her walls getting tighter and he just smirked as he continues to ride her orgasm. He looked down at his cock to see a white ring starting to form at the base from their juices, loud squelching noises enough to drive him further, his thrusts started to get sloppy as he too approached his orgasm.

Tears started to swell on her eyes as she felt so sensitive after reaching climax and her husband is still at it, each thrusts painful and pleasurable. “Mmm~! I-its too much~ ahh~” she cries out and Scaramouche only kissed away her tears as he kept pounding into her, the sounds of skins slapping getting louder.

“Al-almost haa~ done my love~”

He moaned out, as he too felt like he's approaching his climax, his legs, his head thrown back from pleasure.

“This time, I-I'm gonna make you pregnant. So make sure not waste a single drop.” he shakily moans out and she just as “yes.” kept coming out of her lips.

With one final thrust, he managed to deeply thrust himself as thick, warm and creamy cum shoots out and covered her womb. A broken moan leaving his lips. [Y/n] threw her head back in pleasure as she felt his warm seed coating her womb.

Heavy breathing can be heard from the two, sweat trailing down their bodies.

Scaramouche didn't pull out immediately, making sure her cunt got all of his seed.

“ha-ah~ you've done well, my love.” he shakily says and [y/n] didn't say anything but just caressed her husband's face, he immediately took her hand and placed gentle kisses. Their eyes not breaking contact. Smiles on both of their faces.

“Hoping tha-that this time our love would bear fruit.” she shakily says, love filled [e/c] eyes staring at purple ones.

Scaramouche just looked at her in adoration, his thumb rubbing circles around her stomach.

“Hopefully.” he softly says as he slowly pulled himself out, his eyes watched some of his cum starting to spill out, using his fingers to scooped it and then plunging it into cunt again. She shudders at the feeling of his fingers.

He sighs before his legs gave out, making him fall on top of her, soft laughter can be heard from the two.

Scaramouche immediately nuzzled his face against her breast, soft satisfied humming can be heard from him. Her hands immediately started to play with his indigo locks.

“I love you.” he softly mutters, voice muffled against her breast, she smiled, “I love you too, my dear husband.”

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Quietly Falling Inlove

student council president! scaramouche x wallflower! reader

fanart by: Dilyakum_ on twt/X

synopsis: two introverted people who formed an unlikely friendship by....feeding stray cats on the campus?

genre: slight slow burn, university au, strangers to friends and friends to lovers, mutual pining.

notes:

haven't decided between fem, male, or gn reader (gn is unlikely as I have trouble writing they/them pronouns as it makes me confused especially during dialogue writing and same goes with male since it would be m x m and I'll have trouble to write who I'm referring to during dialogue aaah).

CHAPTERS:

tba....

taglist: closed for the meantime but will open if I start writing this.

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[lxkeeeee]

FOX CHRONICLES [PART ONE]

synopsis: the fatui members never ever questions the harbingers—no matter how weird, how unusual, and how out of character for them or else they would be goners in a blink of an eye.

notes: fluff, slightly suggestive at the end. No smut.

The sixth harbinger—harbingers rather, for a long time the seat has always been occupied by two people—Scaramouche and his wife, [y/n]. Though, Scaramouche is the one who leads their faction of soldiers most of the time as [y/n] usually plays the role as his assistant.

The fatui soldiers made a silent agreement to never question the harbinger ways, especially the couple's relationship—as they never saw the two being so openly affectionate with one another. Some rumors say they were married for political reasons, some rumors also say that they never genuinely loved each other. They don't even know the story of how they got married.

That's what they think.

The scene is very comical if you ask me, fatui soldiers eyeing each other in attempt of communicating to each other as if asking if they saw what they're seeing.

Scaramouche stood confidently Infront of their soldiers, strong and powerful—his presence is enough to make the entirety of the fatui soldiers shake in fear, they're afraid of him and his sadistic tendencies and he knows it and he loves it. Scaramouche stood Infront of his soldiers, barking out remarks to his men.

The comical thing is, a certain harbinger lies comfortably on his shoulder. [y/n] now on her fox form, curled up comfortably on top of her husband's shoulder, her tail used as a pillow as she purred softly near his ear. Scaramouche occasionally bringing his hand up to rub her fox ears making her purr before bringing his hand down again and rested it on his hips.

“You pathetic fools! You had one job! And you fucked it up!” He says, voice seething and bouncing around their office inside the Zapolyarny Palace. His voice making their soldiers shake in fear. “I ordered all of you to keep an eye and watch the traveler and now you're telling me you lost her?!” he seethes, [y/n] just snuggling closer to his neck, her fluffy tail swinging back and forth in amusement.

“But Sir, we did try to keep an eye out on her but she just dis-dis-disappeared! She was just standing near the Statue of the Seven in Mondstadt and she just vanished into thin air!” a soldier stammers in fear, Scaramouche's eye twitched at the tone of the soldier's voice and his pathetic excuse. The air cackle with electro from his delusion, his fingers twitching with the urge to kill the man. “Do you think I'm a fool? Do you hear how idiotic you sound right now?” He seethes and the soldiers began to shake even more from the fear they felt. This is it, this is their doom.

[y/n] sighs before changing her position, now sitting comfortably on his shoulder. She brought her paw to poke her husband's cheek—causing him to flinch in surprise, he was about to go off but then realized it's his wife. His eyes soften and his anger slowly disappearing. He exhaled a tired and annoyed sigh, they talked about this—how he shouldn't let his anger cloud his judgement and make rash decisions. She need not to use her voice to remind him, her paw is sufficient enough to remind him. “Yes. I know, I know.” Scaramouche mutters in annoyance, pinching the bridge of his nose before glaring at his soldiers once more making them flinch in fear. “Whatever, all of you are dismissed. Leave before I changed my mind!” He barks angrily making the soldiers quickly left their office.

[y/n] chuckles as she jumps down from his shoulder, with a poof—she transformed back to her humanoid form. Scaramouche sighs and crossed his arms, “Happy now?” he asked and she giggles, “Very much, I'm so proud of you.” She said softly and Scaramouche closed the gap between them as he embraced her and bury his face at the crook of her neck—inhaling her familiar scent, cherry blossoms and lavender. His hands lazily tracing circles at her back. “Does the Balladeer want a reward for managing his anger?” she asked teasingly and he groans, “Shut up,” he mutters against her skin, “Affectionately.” he added, making her chuckle.

Scaramouche reluctantly left her embrace as he once again lean towards her and kisses her forehead, her fox ears folding against her head as he kissed her. His lips leaving her skin as he gazed at her with half-lidded eyes, placing a hand on her chin and pulled her towards him—pressing her lips against his.

A short and tender kiss is what they shared before parting away slowly, his hands cupping her face affectionately. “You know, I might as well accept your offer of rewarding my good behavior.” he says huskily, he could see her tail freezing in excitement before intertwining his hand with hers and pulled her towards their bedroom.

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end notes:

I'll write more short fics of their moment with her in her fox form and also,

rabid anon I miss you 😔

sorry for being gone for a long time, I've been suffering with burnt out and with also with school

anyways, husband scaramouche is so Aaron Warner coded.

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SOULMATES? WHAT A LOAD OF BS

scaramouche x fem! reader

CHAPTER 01: LITERALLY FELL IN YOUR ARMS

fanart by @MNCE_o at twt

EP 0 « | MASTERLIST | » EP 2

READER'S THIRD POV

“Of course mother, I would take care of myself. I'll return immediately after.” She said as she adjusted her dress, a bread basket in her hand. “Keep yourself safe child, watch yourself when you're walking okay?” Her mother said softly as she adjusted the collar of her daughter's dress. “I will, I'm just buying some bread, mother.” (y/n) chuckles softly, “It's not like there's a portal going to suddenly open and swallow me.” she jokes, making her mother chuckle, “I would return before you know it.” she says softly and kissed her mother on the cheek and then waved goodbye to her.

The bakery was just a few minutes away from her home, she hummed a tune as she passed by so many familiar people who also live in Liyue.

As she walked by a street that is a little less occupied by residents, a peaceful neighborhood. The street was quiet as she walked on the sidewalk.

As she was walking, the soulmate timer on her wrist was making unusual noises, removing her white gloves, her eyebrows furrowed as she noticed her soulmate timer was glitching more than usual. The number quickly went down, decreasing in numbers and she stood there confused.

'3 minutes and 54 seconds'

“Huh?” she murmurs, and a portal suddenly opened beneath her feet making her eyes widen and she screamed in surprise as she fell. The portal closed like it was never there.

SCARAMOUCHE'S THIRD POV

The day has just ended, Scaramouche sighs as he began packing up his things back to his bag as he just finished his last class of the day. “Are you returning back to the dorm with us? Or are you going to meet up with Mona as usual?” his friend Xiao asked, sitting beside him in the lecture room and also packing up his things. Scaramouche sighs, “I'll be going back to the dorms with you guys, Mona had something to do after classes.” He murmurs and Xiao just scoffed, “Surprised to see your little fling with her is lasting for what? Almost three months now.” Xiao chuckles making Scaramouche roll his eyes, “Is it working? Do you feel something for her?” Xiao asked with a raised eyebrow making Scaramouche furrowed his, “Only when we... You know? Spend the night with each other but aside from that, nothing.” he says with a sigh, “Chasing after a temporary high? That's not healthy Scara.” Xiao asked as they both got up from their seats and walked towards the doors.

“Well, I'm desperate. It's not like my soulmate is going to pop out of nowhere? I want to feel something, Xiao. Even if it comes in the form of an illusion of genuine and forever, even if I know I'm setting myself to crash.” Scaramouche says, avoiding his best friend's gaze. Xiao sighs, “Whatever you say, Scara.”

As they walked outside the lecture room with semi-comfortable silence, walking towards the hallway of Teyvat University and passing by many lockers. Finally getting out of the building, their friends—Kazuha, Venti, Heizou, and Aether already waiting for them.

The walk back to the dormitories was filled with fun banter between boys, they've been friends since childhood and so they knew each other very well.

“So Scara, how's the situationship going between you and Mona?” Venti asked teasingly making the others sigh or chuckle.

Mona and Scaramouche, their history started with meeting each other at the bar as coincidentally both of their friendship circles decided to get a drink that specific night after a week of exams. Both of them were drunk when they met each other and flirted with each other and to make the story short, they accidentally slept with each other and after that they just kept meeting each other. Mona lost her soulmate before meeting them (she explained that the ribbon on her pinky was cut off) and he also explained to her about his predicament. They ended up in a situationship where they try to make each other work and hopefully be each other's soulmates instead. Their relationship is like a light switch—on and off, maybe because they don't know if they want a genuine relationship or if they just want to sleep with each other. Scaramouche wants a genuine relationship but he's still in denial that he doesn't want to have a genuine relationship with Mona because his heart is still clinging to his soulmate that he'll probably never meet.

Scaramouche remains silent before sighing, it was enough for his friends to know that they shouldn't ask again.

As they were walking, Kazuha hummed a tune, Venti sneezing every time they passed by a cat, the others just scrolling through their phones. They stopped when they heard weird glitching noises, confused, they looked for the source of the sound. Scaramouche rolled up the sleeves of his hoodie to see his timer going crazy again. It was acting more unusual than usual. “Huh?” he muttered and his friends looked at him confused, they already knew about his predicament. “Does that always happen?” Aether asked with a raised eyebrow, peeking behind Scaramouche's shoulder and Scaramouche shrugged, “Not as bad as this.” Scaramouche says and Heizou nudges him, “Is it me? Or are the numbers going down?” he says, “Ooohhh! Maybe you're about to meet your soulmate?” Venti suggested with a teasing smile making Scaramouche roll his eyes, “Impossible. Like I said to Xiao, it's not like a portal is going to open up and bring my soulmate to me? And look around! No one aside from us is in plain sight.” he groans and sighs, “It's going to go back to normal in a few moments.” he says and his friends looked around and he was right, no one is walking around the area.

The surprise he felt when the numbers stopped glitching and it stopped at:

'1 minute and 7 seconds.'

"What the fuck?” he mutters and his other friends just stared at each other in confusion, no one aside from them is in plain sight. “I swear this is broken, there's literally no one around here except for us. Don't tell me my soulmate is going to fall out of the sk—”

His voice was cut off as they heard a weird noise above them and their eyes widened to see a wormhole or black hole opened, Scaramouche instinctively held out his arms and a girl fell down and he effortlessly caught her.

Everything seems frozen as they stared at each other's eyes, they can only hear the sounds of their timers going off at the same time.

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SEMPER FIDELIS - always loyal or always faithful.

husband! scaramouche x fem kitsune wife! reader

synopsis: scaramouche now has to leave for inazuma, unfortunately leaving his wife back in snezhnaya.

genre: slight angst.

warnings: this will be a continuation for the storyline.

His purple eyes filled with so much love and adoration as he watched a woman diligently do her paperwork—that woman was his wife. Scaramouche leaned his body against the door frame, his arms crossed as he had a smirk on his face but with so much on his eyes. God, what had he done to deserve such a woman? He thought to himself, as his eyes now started to focus on her fox like ears that is currently stood erect, occasionally twitching in each noise. The sound of her fountain pen scribbling against a piece of paper and the sound of papers shuffling can be heard in their shared office.

He still can't believe he married her, if only past him could see him now—he would be dramatically horrified as past him was very opposed to the idea of marriage.

He could still recall that very precious day, the day that they accidentally tied to the knot of their love—but of course, they don't have a single regret to it.

They recently just realized and understood their feelings for each other—recently by I mean they've been dating for how many years already, when you're immortal, the concept of time doesn't matter. Although they've made it official since their dumbasses just realized but if they about it their feelings started decades ago. After the death of their last companion, both of them stopped relying on other people aside from the two of them. They traveled place to place, not staying for too long in one area, Scaramouche destroyed his previous identity which was Kunikuzushi and so did [y/n] who decided to forget what her birth name was due to the amount of painful memories clinging to it.

Speaking of Inazuma, her majesty the Tsaritsa has issued an order to obtain the gnosis and this time he has to leave his wife back in snezhnaya. He cleared his throat to catch her attention, she immediately looked up to look at him, her eyebrow raised in confusion. “Is there something wrong, my love?” she asked, concern in her voice, her eyes remained on him yet her hands kept moving to sign the papers, already memorized the places where she needed to sign. That's my wife, Scaramouche thought to himself with a proud smile which made the woman looked at him in concern.

“You're grinning for no apparent reason, should I be concerned?” she asked, a playful tone in her voice. He chuckled as he shakes his head, “It's nothing, but I do need to tell you something.” He says, voice started playful before becoming stern, [y/n] looked at him with a slight concern, “What is it my love?” she softly asked and archons it's getting harder to tell her the news. He took a deep breath and she just looked at him with curious expression, “I have a new mission.”

“Where?”

“Inazuma.” he answers, slightly wincing to see how his wife flinched a little, she chuckled a bit, “Should I pack my clothes for the mission?” she asked, already mutterings the things she needed to bring and suddenly there's a painful ache on his chest as he shook his head. “This time you're not joining me, [y/n].” he says sternly with a hint of worry, [y/n]'s eyes widen as she dropped her pen into the table, flinching at the lack of endearment for her.

Silence. Utter silence.

He wants her to join him, he really do but he'd rather not see the pain present on her face if she ever recalls the painful memories they've experienced in Inazuma, his indigo eyes looked at her shaking hands and unaware of his hands shaking too. This would be the first time they wouldn't be together on a mission.

“Are you sure...?” She asked and oh how scaramouche wants to run to her and caress her cheek and tell her she could come but unfortunately, orders are orders.

“As much as I would like you to join my love, it's her majesty's orders. I'm just gonna assist Signora on the plan to kill the Traveler.” He says truthfully, hand placed over his chest.

She sighs, her face solemn, fox ears lower than usual but she just gave him a small forced smile before engulfing the man into a hug, placing her chin on his shoulder, inhaling his scent. Scaramouche just sighs as placed his hands on her waist and pulled her as close as he can.

“As you wish, I would wait for your return my love.” she says as she cupped his cheeks, “In the meantime, I'll train our soldiers.” she says, voice stern and Scaramouche smirked, “That's my girl.”

[Y/n] watched as the Fatui soldiers finished loading up the luggages of Signora and Scaramouche into the carriage, the snow crunched in each step.

Scaramouche approached her, a huge fur coat covering his body and she's wearing one too to fight the cold of Snezhnaya.

Thankfully the scarf covered the small smile on his face as he watched her immediately intertwined their hands together.

“Promise me to come home okay? I swear to Celestia if you get swayed by the gnosis.” she says, voice teasing, yet he can hear the sadness in her voice already which is starting to make it hard for him to leave, he caressed her cheek with his hands.

“I promise, I have a wife waiting for me after all.”

[Y/n] watched as they carriage slowly disappeared into the distance, unknown that that would be the last time she'll see him as he would be called a traitor to the Fatui.

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A/n: this is a trial run lmfao. Go check out my fic DAYLIGHT if you want the whole things;)

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SOULMATES? WHAT A LOAD OF BS

scaramouche x fem! reader

CHAPTER 2: IT'S NICE TO FINALLY MEET YOU, SOULMATE

FANART BY: @MNCE_o at X/twt

EP 1 « | MASTERLIST | » EP 3

SCARAMOUCHE THIRD PERSON POV

His ears are ringing, he can barely hear anything aside from the gasps from his friends. His indigo eyes are locked with (e/c) ones, he can feel her weight on his arms as he held her—a reminder that she's real and not a hallucination, the skirt of her dress folded against his arms—creasing it. Everything felt like in slow motion, the beeping from their timers slowly fading away. He could feel blood rushing to his cheeks and archons... When did the color/s (e/c) looked so beautiful?

"Manz just fell in love." Venti whispered to Heizou, leaning closer to the maroon haired boy and Heizou had to stop himself from bursting out into laughter.

Xiao, Kazuha, and Aether just side eyed each other while looking proud at their friend.

She felt warm, real in his arms, she's not a hallucination. His hands gently squeezed her as he held her to make sure.

"Uhm... You can let go of me now..." She whispers making him snap out of it, he felt embarrassed and flustered as he gently placed her down to the pavement, the wind gently caressing her hair making it away slightly. The rays of the sunset made her skin glow and he could see his reflection on her eyes.

"Sorry about that..." He said softly, uncharacteristically soft that he was surprised too. The other five males just looked at each other, Kazuha pulling Heizou and Xiao pulled Venti and the five males gave Scaramouche a wink and mouthed to him to tell them the tea later as they went back to the dormitories first.

Of course, Venti and Heizou were whining as they got pulled away while Aether just shook his head and went with them.

"Were those your friends? They seem like an interesting bunch." She murmurs softly as she watched the boys walked away from them, Scaramouche just chuckles and placed his hands to his pockets. Taking a deep breath to calm his fast beating heart.

So this is what love felt like.

"So...." He trails off, unsure how to address what just happened and she just clasps her hands behind her back as she too doesn't know where to start. "What's your name?" They asked at the same time making both of their eyes widened, hands moving around in all direction, they were so awkward.

"Forgive me, you can ask first." She said with a small chuckle and Scaramouche shook his head, "No, I insist... Ladies first." He says softly and her eyes soften, "If you insist," she says with a small smile, tilting her head away to avoid his gaze slightly, fingers twirling her hair as she gazed at her surroundings, "How rude of me..." She says finally looking at him and giving him a small bow, "for not introducing myself, I am (y/n) (l/n), forgive me for literally falling into your arms." She says with a small chuckle, finally standing up from her bow.

"(Y/n)...." He says softly, testing how her name felt as it rolled off his tongue so effortlessly. "It's a pleasure to meet you, my name is Scaramouche Umbrosa" he says, gently holding her hand and brought it to his lips to kiss her knuckles gently, his eyes widened as he felt his cheeks heat up as he doesn't know what came over him to kiss her hand. He gently let go of her hand and cleared his throat.

Both of them had pink dusting their cheeks.

"Well... I'm glad I was able to catch you when you fell then." He says with a small teasing smirk, "It is nice to finally meet you, soulmate." He says softly.

"Likewise..." She replies and they stood there underneath the shade of the large birch tree as shadows danced on the pavement, rays of orange passing by the small gaps from the leaves, dried and dead leaves occasionally falling off from the tree from the gentle winds. The sun slowly disappearing from the horizon as the skies slowly transitioned from oranges and pinks to blue and violets.

They stood facing each other, a slight awkward silence between them, both of them don't know what to do next.

Scaramouche stared at (y/n), memorizing her details—the way dimples show on her cheeks when her mouth moved, the small black mole or beauty mark underneath her left eye, beautiful eyes—he could get lost in them, soft silky hair, long eye lashes, plump lips—god, he wonders how it would feel against his own—

He had to shake his head to clear his thoughts, because God.... That came out of nowhere. "Since... It's getting late... Do... Do you want to stay at my place?" He suggested, cheeks still pink from his thoughts. She flinched in surprise, he can tell she was a bit hesitant but then slowly trusting him. "That would be appreciated..." She says softly and he offered his hand towards her, "I promise to behave." He says softly but with a slight teasing tone and she had to playfully roll her eyes at him, "You better." She says and accepted his hands,he chuckles softly and slipped his fingers on the gaps of her hand, their hands fitting perfectly.

BONUS (A FEW MOMENTS AGO)

"Come on, it's getting late." He says and pulled her gently with him to the direction of the dormitories. It is getting late after all, the last rays of the setting sun slowly disappearing as the solar powered street lights began to light up. They still had so much to do and so many things to unpack—especially how she came out of nowhere and he's still shock to actually see her, his mind is still processing but the only thing he can think of is the warmth of her hand intertwined with his.

“So... We're just going to ignore the fact that she just fell out of nowhere?” Aether deadpans as he and the others walked back to the dormitories, leaves occasionally crunching as they walked the cement road. Xiao let's out an exasperated sigh, pinching his nose as he shook his head, “I am too sleep deprived to process what the fuck just happened.” he says making Kazuha stifle a chuckle and Venti grinned, “Well... Love works in mysterious ways... I knew he would meet his soulmate one way or another,” Venti giggles before wiggling his eyebrows at the four, “You know what that means, right? So pay up.” he says and extending his hand towards them and the four males groaned as each one of them handed Venti 100 mora as they lost the bet. “Ya'll didn't believe in our boy Scara that he could find his true love, what amazing friends you are! Luckily for Scara, he's got someone like me on his side~” Venti says playfully making the others roll their eyes at him as they watched Venti count the money he just got—already knowing he'll probably spend some of it for dandelion wine.

“I wonder what will happen next? Do you think her stay is temporary? After all, she does live a hundred years or so in the past and thinking about it, she probably has her own family that she left.” Kazuha murmurs and silence falls on them as they thought about it, “Whatever happens, I think fate has a reason for bringing them together but for now... I think we'll let those two be happy.” Venti says with a small smile and the rest nodded on agreement. After all, this is the first time they saw Scaramouche so... Genuinely happy, they knew how much he wanted to meet his soulmate and they saw the look in his eyes when he caught her as she fell, they could literally see him falling in love.

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NOTES:

A little ooc but whatever lololol

will there be smut? Who knows?

Is it going to be angst? Who knows?

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4NEMO as angsty relationship tropes

—4NEMO boys x GN! Reader, just some angst tropes for the 4NEMO gang cuz it's 10 pm and I'm going through midlife crisis, Anyways! Some tropes might repeat cuz I'm so unoriginal 💔 also, Aether isn't here cuz he joined G3O lmao but anyways... Enjoy!

—Kazuha “Prioritizing wandering/adventuring over you, he just realized what he did wrong way too late.” Kazuha can never get tired of feeling the strong ocean winds caress his face or the refreshing scent of the sea filling his nostrils. Kazuha never stays at the same place for far too long, he can never stand still—he always yearns to travel the world, engraved every little detail into his memory. Alas, he failed to notice the longing look on your face whenever he leaves the door of your shared house, the way your hands would tug into his sleeves, whenever he bids you goodbye—afraid of letting him go. He didn't notice the loneliness in his lover's face—as he was too eager to leave the house and go back to the Crux.

Before, when he just first joined the Crux, he never fails to send you letters—letters after letters you received, constantly reassuring you about his whereabouts, but now, he rarely remembers—and if he did, he only writes out of guilt. At first you tried to understand, be forgiving—you know how he is, he is a curious young man, who are you to stop him?

But the days of him being far away from you, it started to eat you from the inside—you miss him dearly, whenever he visits he only stays for a day or two if you're lucky. You're tired from it, the constant loneliness, the coldness of your bed whenever he's gone the next morning—only a lingering warmth of where he once slept.

It doesn't even feel like you're together, it felt like you were just a pit stop to him. Suddenly, you stopped caring—Kazuha noticed this when he visited, your voice sounds so far away despite you being infront of him, the way you no longer lean towards his touches or the way you would turn your back on him whenever you two slept. But Kazuha paid no mind, as much as he would love to comfort you, the Crux would be leaving soon—and so did he, he slowly removed himself from your shared bed, careful not to wake you up—then gently placed a small kiss on your forehead and then left, making sure to lock the doors before he did.

Once you heard the silence of the house once again, the coldness in the air—you broke down.

After weeks of being gone, Kazuha is now back to your shared house to see it empty—you're belongings never too be found. Kazuha's heart began to race in panic, he frantically look around the house, looking for your scent—maybe you're just playing a cruel joke on him, but he couldn't find any—you're long gone. Tears threaten to fall from his eyes, his irises noticing a folded paper underneath the flower vase in their living room table—he immediately scrambled to get up, hands shaking as he unfolded the paper—his eyes scanning every letter, every sentences, looking for answers, looking for clues.

His eyes widening as his deep red eyes landed on your signature, he broke down. How can he be so stupid? How didn't he noticed your loneliness? The way you longed for him? The way you held into him before he left?

He lost you.

—Xiao “Sacrifice.” Xiao didn't understand you, what your intentions are—basically anything human, he kept regarding himself as a weapon to the point that he forgot that it's okay to feel human, to feel weak sometimes. Xiao didn't understand why, why you offer so many things to him? Like a devoted follower to their god—but he's no god, he is far from being a god.

After all, he is a weapon of war.

He doesn't understand your kindness and where it came from, the way you would religiously visit Wangshu Inn just to give him almond tofu, the way you would run to the inn whenever you hear he got injured or the way your touch seemed to ease up a bit his karmic debt.

This is bad, xiao thought.

He can't risk you getting hurt from his karma, but Archons, you are just so warm.

He could just bask in you for hours, your warmth reminded him of the time where he would sit on one of the the stones in Qingyun Peak, feeling the sun kissing his skin.

You are so warm that Xiao almost felt safe.

But no, he's the one who's supposed to keep you safe, not the other way around.

And he can't do that if you're clinging to him, affecting yourself with his karma.

So, he harshly told you to stay away from him. Words keep leaving his mouth, each word harsher than the last.

"You're mere presence is unneeded, leave and never return. Only call if it's necessary."

Xiao could feel his chest tighten as he watched tears falling down your cheeks as you rushed out of the inn.

He did it. He kept you safe.

But at what cost?

—Heizou “Loves his work more than he loves you.” "Love???" You softly call out, head peaking through the small gap of the open door, you see Heizou's figure standing proud as he places his hand underneath his chin, seemingly in a deep thinking, infront of him was a board—pictures, papers, evidences pinned to it, a bright red string connecting each evidence. He couldn't even hear you, mind drifted away to the clouds.

"Love...?" You call out again, this time his figure slightly jumped before eventually turns around in a fast pace, he let out a sigh of relief to see it was just you. "Sweetheart??? Why are you awake at this hour?" He asked as he looked at the wall clock—the hour that no sane human would be awake at that time, he shrugs before turning around to look at the board once more.

You frowned before scoffing lightly, "You should speak to yourself..." You softly mutter, Heizou sighs, "Sorry sweetheart, I've been busy." He says, not sparing you a glance.

Your eyebrows furrowed, annoyance from the lack of both sleep and affection starting to affect you. "You always say that love, When is your work gonna end and join me to sleep for once, I'm worried of your lack of proper sleep." You say, voice filled annoyance.

Heizou groans, "Archon's damnit [Y/n]! I can't just sleep off a case!" He groans out, voice slightly rising, you flinched slightly but he didn't notice—too tired and too busy to care about you to notice.

"I can't just sleep a case off because I'm tired! I can't live in peace if I find out an innocent person died because I've been slacking off."

You were too shock to say anything, his outburst surprised you. "Still, I'm worried for you okay?! I don't remember when was the last time you've properly slept! Can't your lover be even remotely worry about you?!" You ask, eyes beginning to sting, you shook your head to clear your thoughts—to shake the tiredness away, 'he is just tired.' 'he didn't mean to raise his voice at me.' you repeatedly say in your mind.

"Jeez, easy for you to say! I'm jealous of people..." He pauses as he did the jazz hands, "I don't know?! Slack off?! Wow I'm so jealous!" He pauses, eyes widening as he finally realized what the words he had just said, he quickly turns around to face you.

Only to see tears streaming down your delicate skin, eyes red, body shaking and small hiccups escaping your lips.

Guilt finally sets in.

He covers his mind, eyes widening..

"[Y/n]...." He stutters out as he slowly approached your quivering figure.

You slowly back away, he flinches from the action, your eyes not meeting his.

"I'm sorry Heizou... I'm sorry for disturbing you..." You softly say, voice shaking. His eyes widening from the lack of endearment.

"[y/n]... Please... I didn't mean to say those things..." He chokes out, eyes beginning to sting, he can feel the tears coming but he doesn't care.

What he cares is the large gap that seemingly starting to form between the two of them.

They looked so near but somehow also far away.

"Sorry for disturbing you, I think it's time for us to take a break from each other... Considering, it looks like you don't need me." You softly say, eyes dull and distant.

Heizou's eyes widen, alarm bells ringing in his brain, 'nonononono!!! You're wrong! I need you!' 'please don't leave me!' his mind screams.

He wanted to say something, but words seemingly doesn't want to come out of his lips.

'Say something damnit!' his mind screamed at him.

You looked at him with disappointment, your heart aching so bad, it felt like someone just grabbed your heart and teared it away from you.

"I'll see you later, Mr. Heizou." You softly say as you turn your back on him.

"Wa-wait!" He chokes out, you heard him but you didn't stop back to look at him.

Why should you? The times you've called out to him for the past days or nights, to join you for bed, he merely shrugged you off? The lunches you always prepared for him always go cold, uneaten due to how busy he is.

Maybe, the two of you weren't meant to be.

Maybe, he doesn't love you as he claimed to say.

Heizou watches your form slowly leave away from his sight, he wanted to run to you, he wanted to grovel and ask for your forgiveness.

He decided not to, because deep down, he knew he killed an innocent person—you.

He's a heartless killer who took advantage of someone so nice, innocent, beautiful...

He thought you'll always be by his side.

Forgetting that he should be by yours too.

He realizes that you got tired running after him.

His figure slowly slumped down into the cold cement floor of his office.

Then small hiccups can be heard, before full blown sobs can be heard. Tears staining the cold cement that seemingly eases the warmth of his skin—his anger for himself to neglect you.

He doesn't deserve you, that's a case that he doesn't need to solve.

Nobody knew that the great detective Shikanoin Heizou cried that night.

—Venti “Lost sight of who he truly loves.” As usual, you didn't see Venti in your shared bed when you woke up. It's been so long since you've actually seen the man, despite being lovers for how many years, constantly try to be by his side with all your love and support—only to never been to yours.

It's been like this for how many weeks now, he used to wait for you to wake up and then immediately peppering your face down down to your neck with kisses.

But now, the apartment you shared felt empty, never seeing him in the morning and never seeing him at night because of how late he comes home—sometimes he never does.

You felt your heart ache before shaking your head, "He still loves me, I'm sure of it" you thought to yourself.

But why does it felt like your heart is in doubt?

You sigh before eventually preparing for the day.

You don't do adventuring often, but as someone who has been alive for so long, you tend to become bored of everyday life.

So sometimes you do commissions for the Adventures Guild. Usually Venti would join you but unfortunately you never saw the man for a few days now. You tried to look for him but it seems like he's hiding from you.

'Did you do something wrong?' you thought, as your heart ached.

Surprisingly, your commission for today is at Dragonspine—which is to leave emergency foods for travelers who got lost in the snow.

You placed the last ham in the one of the emergency food storage in the area and was about to leave.

"[y/n]?" A familiar gentle voice calls out and you turned around only to find Mondstadt's very own genius alchemist.

You gave him a grin, "Mr. Albedo! Good morning~" you greeted and Albedo gave a small nod, "Good morning, doing commissions perhaps?" He inquires, you nodded, "Yup!"

His eyes looked around him before his brows furrowed in confusions, "I'm surprised that Venti isn't by your side."

You gave a nervous laugh, "Hahaha he's been busy..."

Albedo sigh, debating whether to tell you or not about the rumors he had heard.

Albedo heard a few rumors about Mondstadt's well known bard to be all over the traveler lately, and he also saw the said bard at Angel's Share right beside the honorary knight, he swore he heard the bard tell her poems that are far too romantic to be shared to someone who was just a friend, but he does recall the traveler looking very uncomfortable with the poems and pickup lines.

Although he is not close with the bard, he is close with the bard's significant other, considering they helped him with experiments and errands.

Albedo sighed, Your attention was caught.

"[y/n]." Albedo calls out, "Hmm?" You hummed.

"I'm not trying to ruin your relationship or something, but I'm just gonna tell you rumors I've been hearing lately..." Albedo hesitantly says and you quirk your eyebrow, "Rumors....?" You softly ask.

"I've been hearing that Venti has been all over the traveler lately. But I'm not sure, all I'm saying is that, be careful with who you give your heart to." Albedo says, his words take you aback.

Your horrible thoughts began to resurface, but you shook your heads before giving the alchemist a smile, "I see..." Your voice sounded so broken.

Albedo for the first time, actually felt bad, which made him shock, someone who he assumed that cannot experience emotions—felt empathy for someone. A part of him wanted to run to your side, and hold you softly. He knows he had some sort of feelings for you, you tend to always make his day memorable of sort.

He shook away his thoughts, your heart belongs to another—to someone who doesn't know how to handle it.

You on the other hand, you knew this would happen. Venti is carefree, he yearns freedom. You knew he would get bored eventually. You were in denial, but now everything makes sense.

"Thanks for telling me Albedo, you must have other errands to attend to, I'll be on my way." You softly say and the alchemist just nodded, "Farewell [Y/n], I'll see you when I see you."

"Likewise."

The sun has now set, and not once did you see Venti. You sighed, anger and disappointment filling your broken heart.

You sighed, "Maybe, I'll go to Angel's Share for a drink and hopefully find hi—" you trailed off, you inhaled.

"I'll just check Angel's Share and if I do see him right there and the rumors comes true then at least I was right." You huff, annoyance in your voice.

Angel's Share has been very uneventful surprisingly, only a few people have been drinking.

Venti who is only slightly drunk—not to the point of 'i think I'll about to do something that can put me in jail kind of drunk.

The traveler could just roll their eyes after hearing venti's 1532 pickup lines of the night.

Both of them are semi-drunk.

"That's like the 300 pickup line you've said today, Venti" Lumine laughed.

Both of them seemingly unaware of your presence, body trembling, eyes stinging.

You let in a deep breath before turning your back, walking out and eventually closing the door.

Diluc who was cleaning one of the glasses, saw your trembling figure. Before he could call out to you, you left.

'I hate this, I don't deserve this. He wants freedom? I'll give him freedom.' you seethe in your mind as you no longer cared as the people of Mondstadt see you disappear and only leaving wisps of Anemo in your wake.

That would be the last time the City of Wind saw you.

"I thought you have a lover Venti?" Lumine huff, Venti's antics now starting to annoy her, she thought it would be okay to entertain the idiotic god would lead to him leaving her alone but that backfired.

"I just need to take a break from them, we've been together for centuries." He huffed and Lumine rolled her eyes.

"In my opinion, I think they need a break from you."

Venti looked at her with confusion as the female stood up and left a pouch of mora in their table.

"Well I'm off, I still have commissions and bills to pay unlike a certain someone." Lumine says as she slowly walked away, she paused and look at the drunk bard from her shoulders.

"Apologize to them before it's too late Venti. Anyways I'm off." She said as she left, giving Diluc a small nod and the man doing the same.

Venti woke up with a harsh headache, he doesn't remember when he got home, but he still remembers the words Lumine left to him the day before.

His eyes wandered to the spot right next to him, expecting you to be there as usual—only to find the spot empty.

For the first time in weeks, a sense of dread and guilt filled his heart.

"(y/n)?" He called out, the apartment felt colder than usual.

Venti can feel his heartbeat drumming against his chest.

"Darling? My windblume where are you!?" He calls out again, voice getting desperate.

His eyes scanning every room, only see that some of your things have disappeared. He felt fear.

He noticed a neatly folded paper placed in one of their coffee tables, the god of Anemo quickly scrambles to open it, eyes reading intently, hands trembling, ears ringing.

Dear Anemo Archon,

I have written this letter to tell you that I would like to resign from whatever position you gave me, a lover? Right hand man? Protector? I myself do not know but it seems that I am no longer needed by your side, and it also appears that the City of Wind no longer require my assistance and is now safe in the capable hands of the Knights of Favonius and to the All Mighty Traveler from afar. It puts my heart in ease to leave the city to such capable people. I realized that my loyalty here isn't needed, and I believe that the world should now forget me and I'll forget you too. I do not need these painful memories, but alas, even for a brief moment you gave me a bit of joy and I am thankful for that Venti, but now I feel like you just discarded me away. Venti, I hope you won't forget me, I hope every little thing reminds you of me, I hope those memories taste bittersweet. I gave you everything, I stood by your side. So why can't you stand on mine? This is farewell my dear beloved anemo Archon.

with love,

[Y/n] ♡

Venti's hands trembled as a bunch of "No's" left his lips, his eyes sting, he can't hear anything aside from the ringing of his ears and loudness of his heart.

He always mess things up.

He cannot admit it, but he knew he lost you. The one good thing that stayed in his life.

He messed that up too.

No One:

Albedo to y/n: ako niyan, hindi kita gaganyanin.

LMAO I'M NOT SURE IF I WROTE THE MEME RIGHT, IM FIL BUT IM NOT FLUENT WITH TAGALOG XD

ALSO LUMINE IS GIRL BOSS AS ALWAYS, I WAS PLANNING ON MAKING HER A RIVAL BUT NOPE NOT GONNA DISRESPECT HER 💪💪💪

ANYWAYS VENTI WAS KINDA RUSHED BUT OH WELL.

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