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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski, Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia/Yennefer z Vengerbergu | Yennefer of Vengerberg Characters: Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia, Yennefer z Vengerbergu | Yennefer of Vengerberg Additional Tags: Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, Semi-Public Sex, Rough Sex, that gazebo probably didn't deserve that, Destructive Sex, One Shot Summary:

Geralt hated banquets and the posturing noblemen who threw them. But a witcher has to eat and there were fewer places where he could get both a free meal and a potential lead on any monsters terrorizing the countryside. Which was why he was at the banquet.

Until he smelled a familiar perfume, of lilacs and gooseberries.

#the witcher #witcher fanfiction #geralt of rivia #geralt x yennefer #yennefer of vengerberg #fanfic mine

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Shadow and Bone (TV), The Grisha Trilogy - Leigh Bardugo Rating: Explicit Warnings: Rape/Non-Con Relationships: The Darkling | Aleksander Morozova/Alina Starkov Characters: Alina Starkov, The Darkling | Aleksander Morozova Additional Tags: Rape/Non-con Elements, Mind Manipulation, Mindfuck, Season 2 Speculation, Book 2: Siege and Storm, Fingerfucking, Vaginal Fingering, Mind Sex Summary:

There is a war being fought. In Ravka, for the heart and soul of the Grisha. In Alina Starkov's mind, for the sanity of the Sun Summoner herself.

#darklina #shadow and bone #siege and storm #the darkling #alina starkov #fanfic mine

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I am pretty sure I can count on one hand the number of people who I meet in online fandom spaces that call me Real Name.

Hell, even @ifihadallthewords’ mother doesn’t call me by my real name.

🤣🤣🤣

Names-optional social media is so funny because I have made deep and meaningful friendships with so many people while having no fucking idea what their names are.

Like yes this is my dear beloved friend, my mutual, partner in many DMs, discord chats, calls, I'm planning a wistful summer roadtrip where I visit them across the country. Their name :)? That's easy. It's <inanimate object which is the first word of their URL>

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Get yourself a fabric store that will light your fabric on fire for you

No but legit I asked what the fiber content of something was and the guy didn’t know so he cut a chunk off and lit it on fire and felt the ashes and was like. Yeah this is mostly cotton with a lil bit of silk. And that was the moment I knew. This is it. This is the fabric store for me. Also that guy is marriage material. Not for me but damn some person is gonna be so happy with him.

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What even is the point of being a well paid but marginally respected corporate drone if you can’t use the money you’ve earned on shit you actually like instead of some ugly shelves an Instagram influencer told you makes your house look “put together”.

You know what’s sad? Having to tell my adult patients that they don’t have to be boring fucks who hate everything to be considered adults.

Seriously, people have a very weird idea of what it means to be an adult. I have patients who come to me and tell me they are unhappy with their lives and they don’t understand why, because they have a job, they have a good salary, they can pay their bills, they have a significant other, they’re doing everything right and still they’re unhappy.

And then we start talking and talking and, finally, we reach the real problem: they stopped being themselves.

I have so many patients who stopped doing things they liked - harmless things, fun things - because they felt it was innapropriate for an adult to do them.

Videogames? I’m too old for that.

Comic books? I’m too old for that.

Disney movies? That’s for kids.

Super hero movies/series? I’m an adult, I should act like one.

Going to parks/carnivals? I don’t have kids to do that with.

It’s scary how these people simply gave up on these fun hobbies just because they reached a certain age. And it’s even more scary that they don’t see the problem with this.

Adult life is more than just work, paying bills and marriage. It’s about going out with your friends, it’s about buying silly things that have no purpose but to bring you a little joy, it’s about having fun and living your life to the fullest.

You don’t have to be a boring fuck to be an “acceptable adult”. Fuck society and fuck whoever says you can’t like something because you’re “too old”.

You’re never too old to do the things you like, play the games you want to play and watch the movies/series you want to watch.

Dress up and go to Comic Con. Go to the midnight premiere of your favorite super hero movie. Read the “silly teen books” you want to read. Play that “childish” game you’ve been wanting to play.

Being an adult doesn’t mean you need to forget who you are. Being older doesn’t mean you need to let go of the things you love and enjoy.

Be unapologetically yourself and go live your best life!

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@theggning​ I don’t know why but I thought of you???

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#deep space nine #star trek #be like klingons

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Just a PSA that Hector, the horse Ben Barnes rode in Shadow and Bone, is the same one that Henry Cavill trained on for The Witcher.

#netflix has one horse #this is like the BBC's stable of actors #henry cavill #ben barnes

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Stop telling yourself that the grass is greener on the other side, because it’s not. It is greener where you water it. So take control of your life and start watering your own pastures and grow your own greener grasses.

#thanks #murder side of tumblr

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SHADOW AND BONE SHIP/FRIENDSHIP DYNAMICS | (insp. in notes)

#shadow and bone

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“I didn’t know if you would come.” Kaz couldn’t blame Van Eck for that. Kaz had built that doubt in her with every cold word and small cruelty. “We’re your crew, Inej. We don’t leave our own at the mercy of merch scum.” It wasn’t the answer he wanted to give. It wasn’t the answer she wanted.                        - Crooked Kingdom, CHAPTER 12

#EXCUSE YOU #kaz brekker #inej ghafa #crooked kingdom #gif

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“You could have made me your equal. Instead you made me this.”

Had a little fun mixing it up with show!Alina’s kefta and book!Alina’s collar. Can’t wait until I’m Fully Done with this kefta and can get started on the Winter Fete kefta!

#cosplay mine #grishaverse cosplay #embroidery hell #so spiky

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shadow and bone week day 1: favorite character baghra morozova

#shadow and bone #BAGHRA

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OUTFITS PER EPISODE (3/?)

Shadow and Bone 1.04-5 Alina Starkov

#shadow and bone #alina starkov #gif

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A meme compilation, theme: emails and how they found you

#adventures in corporate america

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SHADOW AND BONE APPRECIATION WEEK ★ Day 4: Favorite Dynamic ↳ GENYA & ALINA + gold rush

#gif #alina starkov #genya safin

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The Ladies of Shadow and Bone ☀ 

#shadow and bone #gif #alina starkov #inej ghafa #nina zenik #genya safin #zoya nazyalensky