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sirius: whips are just boneless swords.

remus, crying into his pillow: PLEASE, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GO TO SLEEP ITS 2 AM.

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james: a fly keeps flying near me

james: and for that I will take his life away from him

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sirius: what if a clown and a cowboy had a baby?

remus: ???

sirius: yeehonk

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murderer, looking for remus: you better of hidden well or you’re dead.

remus, under the bed with tears in his eyes: it’s better HAVE

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dentist: lets take a look at-

sirius, swallows teeth: no.

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james, opening the door for lily: calvary isn’t dead.

lily: ???

lily: do you mean chivalry?

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the fireworks r like asmr

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remus: I feel like trauma either makes someone funny or kinky.

sirius: im both what does that say about me

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remus: i knew this day would come.

remus: i saw it on my calendar.

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i fucking hate winter

#IM SICK OF HAVING A COLD. #ALSO WHY THE FUCK IS IT COMPLETE DARKNESS OUTSIDE AT 3 PM

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james: snape, im not threatening you but I have this really strong urge to physically assault you.

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and the cycle continues

(me january 2022) seriously though its time to pull my shit together

(me december 2022) seriously though its time to pull my shit together

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ones gotta go who’s it gonna be?

-james potter

-sirius black

-remus lupin

-mental stability

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why didn’t james transform that night, like he could have just shocked voldemort so much and then rammed those fuckin antlers right into him

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my only talent is having extensive knowledge of harry potter trivia and im hoping that it will take me far in life

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hp fans : sirius black lost his sanity in azkaban

sirius black, sipping olive oil out of a wine glass : bold of you to assume i ever had a sanity to begin with

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james: lily’s been holding onto that ONE time I forgot what reindeer were called so I described them as ‘christmas llamas’ for over a year now.

lily: AND I’LL NEVER LET YOU FORGET.

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