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I'm NB now no longer he/him

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A few days ago I was confused. I thought I was Poseidon.

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The gods cannot blind me right now.

#shitpost #meme #dank memes #shitposting #divination #funny

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You may have learned from a recent post

On Twitter dot com that I am observed of all of my crimes

I have someone who's sitting at my table who just moaned seductively into my phone so it looks like I'm doing pretty good for life

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Im still hot, by the way, if you were wondering.

#shitpost #meme

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Tagged by: @omashu-official

what movies would you watch for the rest of your life?

White chicks (since I was very little but w/o the d*ldo scene)

Treasure Planet

Into the spider-verse

Aladdin (animated and live action)

The little mermaid

There’s probably more but 🤷🏽‍♀️

@repulsolife @val-ent-ine-skyy-ixii @lujanne

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Harass the bots

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🤩 but also 💙

I got a fan so quick? I mean, I don't blame you. It's because I'm CHARMING and CUTE and APPARENTLY CONCERNING.

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So I miss having friends. I see people hanging out with each other irl and I realize I don't have that. I'm honestly so out there that most of my friends are unusual. I'm okay with that, but I don't have a group. Not one. And I feel very alone sometimes. It's like the people I can talk to and identify with are so scattered in the dark corners of my life that I can't actually find anyone to hold to.

#vent

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Stop reblogging this. No one gets questions. Especially not me from my viewers

What do you think of me?

👀 I stalk you

🤔 I don't know why I follow you

🤩 I'm a fan of you

🤮 You make me sick

🙄Yo annoy me

🤓 You're really smart

😭You make me sad

💗I love your blog not you

💖I love you not your blog

💞 I love both your blog and your content

💔 I don't love your blog or you

🐦 I'm following you

🐤Were mutuals

🥀Were friends

🌸We don't talk

🕸️We've talked once

🍎We're on chats together

🍏We talk alot

🍻I want to talk to you

🍫Stop talking to me

🍭 Follow me?

☕ Un follow me

👶 I see you like a child

🧓I see you like a mum

💍I'm in love with you

🎶I like your music taste

🧲 I'm attracted to you

❗I don't know you

❤️ You deserve happiness

🧡I care about you

💛 I love seeing you on my dash

💚You sometimes like my stuff and I love you for it

💙 I'm concerned about you

💜You amaze me

🤎 I want to know you better

🖤 I admire you from afar

🤍 I have a crush on you

#ask meme #asks #ask game #new ask game #ask games #shitposts #shitposting #shitpost #funny memes #best memes #meme #dank memes #memes

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I have just acquired STALE JETS PIZZA. The crust is GODLIKE and the BREAD IS DISAPPOINTINGLY GRAINY. Please SEND A REFUND JETS.

#shitpost #meme #dank memes #memes #shitposting #shitposts #funny #gay #jets

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Explain

Elephants but extremely gay

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Elephants but extremely gay

#shitpost #meme #dank memes #memes #shitposting #shitposts #gay

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Legit okay where do I date boys tell me

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@jesterjawed yes I was referring to you, fucko

I'm always so confused when people follow me but they don't like the post they saw that made them follow me. Like, what did I do?

Where was the funny? At least tell me I'm gorgeous before you walk into my house and take a seat on my couch

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I'm always so confused when people follow me but they don't like the post they saw that made them follow me. Like, what did I do?

Where was the funny? At least tell me I'm gorgeous before you walk into my house and take a seat on my couch

#shitposts #shitposting #shitpost #spirituality #funny memes #best memes #meme #dank memes #memes