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Oh my God I love it

Clint trying to investigate but also he can't be too friendly with the locals so he has to keep his distance- thus the grumpy persona. It's why we never see him outside of the shop unless he's in the saloon, and he travels all through the mines at odd hours (looking for evidence maybe? Checking if Lewis stashed anything in them?)

Lewis would totally have a cult tho

SDV feels like it could so easily become a fairy story.

You move to a little coastal town where you begin recovering a plot of land, some of the locals take a shine to you and you to them. It's nice, homey. Everyone is welcoming except for the established town grumps.

Suddenly you realize you never leave town. Everything you want is obtainable at the little mom'n'pop general store, or from some of the locals themselves. You never go into the city to sell goods because the mayor does it for you- right? You never really see him do it. You just lie down in bed and wake up in the morning. When was the last time you dreamed?

You need new shoes and the adventurers club sells you handmade leather boots that fit perfectly despite never asking for a shoe size. Your clothes sew themselves when you lay a bolt of fabric and a random item onto the sewing machine- you blink and it's done.

The general store sells fertilizers that turn your garden plot into a verdant field. You spend all day harvesting crops with tools that gleam silver, gold, purple. Saplings grow over a month into fully productive fruit trees, your beehives drop jars of honey into your hands.

The blacksmith cracks open geodes full of polished gemstones. There's a man in the woods who says he found you in the mines but you were 80 levels deep. The elevator works but the minecarts don't. You gave a diamond to a local girl and she ate it like a plum.

And suddenly everyone is drinking mayonnaise.

[merpancake]

The

The what now

SDV feels like it could so easily become a fairy story.

You move to a little coastal town where you begin recovering a plot of land, some of the locals take a shine to you and you to them. It's nice, homey. Everyone is welcoming except for the established town grumps.

Suddenly you realize you never leave town. Everything you want is obtainable at the little mom'n'pop general store, or from some of the locals themselves. You never go into the city to sell goods because the mayor does it for you- right? You never really see him do it. You just lie down in bed and wake up in the morning. When was the last time you dreamed?

You need new shoes and the adventurers club sells you handmade leather boots that fit perfectly despite never asking for a shoe size. Your clothes sew themselves when you lay a bolt of fabric and a random item onto the sewing machine- you blink and it's done.

The general store sells fertilizers that turn your garden plot into a verdant field. You spend all day harvesting crops with tools that gleam silver, gold, purple. Saplings grow over a month into fully productive fruit trees, your beehives drop jars of honey into your hands.

The blacksmith cracks open geodes full of polished gemstones. There's a man in the woods who says he found you in the mines but you were 80 levels deep. The elevator works but the minecarts don't. You gave a diamond to a local girl and she ate it like a plum.

And suddenly everyone is drinking mayonnaise.

#stardew valley

[merpancake]

SDV Headcanons: Robin is from the Midwest USA. Why?

Because midwesterners know when the weather gets weird and the sky turns green, you get your asses into the basement

#stardew valley #stardew valley spoilers #stardew valley 1.6 #sdv spoilers #green rain #midwest #tornadoes #i was looking around like where the heck are they? down in sebs room with Robin bitching about Demetrius being outside #spoken like a true plains girl #also anyone else get the shit scared out of them by Mr PPE lurking in the trees?

[merpancake]

they are all freaks

#criminal minds #spencer reid #aaron hotchner #penelope garcia #other people's art #PREACH #theyre all weird traumatized babies

[merpancake]

#Alex mullner #stardew valley #stardew valley fanart #stardew valley alex #sdv alex #sdv fanart #My art #Can I offer you an egg in this trying time

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#stardew valley #stardew valley fanart #Emily #Stardew valley emily #stardew fanart #sdv fanart #My art

[merpancake]

I FORGOT THE FUCKING TIME LOOP STG @willynilly-was-taken

SDV feels like it could so easily become a fairy story.

You move to a little coastal town where you begin recovering a plot of land, some of the locals take a shine to you and you to them. It's nice, homey. Everyone is welcoming except for the established town grumps.

Suddenly you realize you never leave town. Everything you want is obtainable at the little mom'n'pop general store, or from some of the locals themselves. You never go into the city to sell goods because the mayor does it for you- right? You never really see him do it. You just lie down in bed and wake up in the morning. When was the last time you dreamed?

You need new shoes and the adventurers club sells you handmade leather boots that fit perfectly despite never asking for a shoe size. Your clothes sew themselves when you lay a bolt of fabric and a random item onto the sewing machine- you blink and it's done.

The general store sells fertilizers that turn your garden plot into a verdant field. You spend all day harvesting crops with tools that gleam silver, gold, purple. Saplings grow over a month into fully productive fruit trees, your beehives drop jars of honey into your hands.

The blacksmith cracks open geodes full of polished gemstones. There's a man in the woods who says he found you in the mines but you were 80 levels deep. The elevator works but the minecarts don't. You gave a diamond to a local girl and she ate it like a plum.

And suddenly everyone is drinking mayonnaise.

#stardew valley #sdv #stardew valley spoilers #stardew valley 1.6 #major part of fairy tales is that time passes differently #you go underhill for a night of revelry and come back to your home 80 years later #fairy tales

[merpancake]

SDV feels like it could so easily become a fairy story.

You move to a little coastal town where you begin recovering a plot of land, some of the locals take a shine to you and you to them. It's nice, homey. Everyone is welcoming except for the established town grumps.

Suddenly you realize you never leave town. Everything you want is obtainable at the little mom'n'pop general store, or from some of the locals themselves. You never go into the city to sell goods because the mayor does it for you- right? You never really see him do it. You just lie down in bed and wake up in the morning. When was the last time you dreamed?

You need new shoes and the adventurers club sells you handmade leather boots that fit perfectly despite never asking for a shoe size. Your clothes sew themselves when you lay a bolt of fabric and a random item onto the sewing machine- you blink and it's done.

The general store sells fertilizers that turn your garden plot into a verdant field. You spend all day harvesting crops with tools that gleam silver, gold, purple. Saplings grow over a month into fully productive fruit trees, your beehives drop jars of honey into your hands.

The blacksmith cracks open geodes full of polished gemstones. There's a man in the woods who says he found you in the mines but you were 80 levels deep. The elevator works but the minecarts don't. You gave a diamond to a local girl and she ate it like a plum.

And suddenly everyone is drinking mayonnaise.

#stardew valley #sdv #stardew valley spoilers #stardew valley 1.6 #the mayonnaise delights me not gonna lie #crack open a jar and chug it

[merpancake]

soap please help gaz!!!!!!!

#call of duty #ghostsoap #simon ghost riley #john soap mactavish #other peoples art #cod mw2

[merpancake]

THEY KEEP ASKING ME IF I WOULD DIE FOR THEM AND I KEEP ASKING WHY THEY WANT ME DEAD

[merpancake]

The tailors at Colonial Williamsburg made a suit for their cat

[merpancake]

Religious art leaves out the best part and it’s such a goddamn shame. Livestock, Agriculture and Food is an integral part of any culture and we all need to be pushing for more realistic sheep in religious art. #FATTAILSFORJESUS

#fat tailed sheep #history #the bible as a depiction of daily life and customs #animal facts #animal history

[merpancake]

gaz.

#kyle gaz garrick #gaz #cod #call of duty #precious bean #other peoples art

[merpancake]

#data: mom can my new friend come over? #beverly: dont call me mom #also ask his parents first #star trek #data

[merpancake]

meet Yusuke, Kurama, Hiei, Kuwabara, the Toguro brothers, and others in the upcoming Yu Yu Hakusho live action, only on Netflix December 14th

#im screaming WHAT?? #yu yu hakusho #god i need this to be good

[merpancake]

You know she would be parading around in a different fancy outfit everyday just to show off to the farmer ♥

#stardew valley #sdv #sdv emily #stardew valley emily #other people's art

[merpancake]

✨sparkle on sparkle off ✨

#stardew valley #sdv #sdv shane #stardew valley shane #sdv emily #stardew valley emily #other people's art