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Requests, Patreon, and Upcoming Projects
Hello, lovelies! I'm getting back into the swing of things with writing fan fiction again, but there's some new changes I'd like to share with everyone :) I'm struggling a bit financially due to medical bills and personal issues that resulted in the loss of a home, so I decided to start up a Patreon! I'll still be writing fan fiction on here, but I will probably slow down on the number of requests I take and fulfill. Depending on the Patreon level, members will receive:
-Fully custom fan fiction one-shots (can be x reader, a ship, an oc, or whatever your heart's desire!)
-Emails from your favorite character
-Handwritten letters from your favorite character
-Shout outs on my blog
-And more!
I might also develop some merch with fan art I've created, but that's still in the works. If you are interested in checking it out, please CLICK HERE!! I really appreciate every one of you, and I'm so glad to be back into the fandom communities <3
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I'm in a Malcon Bright dip. Man I miss Prodigal Son.
You and me both :( they didn’t have to leave us on a cliffhanger like that
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Been a long ass time since I’ve logged in lmao but might be more active soon with some cool projects 👀 stay tuned
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This is so cute omg
OTP Questions MASTERLIST
updated 18.01.22
Who’s the primary protector of the two?
Who sleeps in and who is the early bird?
Who is the least patient?
Which of the two listens to old music and which one is more into the newer stuff?
Who’s the first one to quit a new hobby because they’re not great at it on the first try?
Who holds a grudge the longest?
Who secretly knows all the lyrics to the other’s favorite songs but refuses to expose themselves?
Who’s more likely to cry about a plant dying?
Which of the two is the most outspoken?
Which of the two is quick to speak and which one is quick to listen?
Who’s the most eager to have kids?
Which of the two rolls their eyes the most often?
Who’s an open book and which one is more reserved?
Who gets the most invested in their hyperfixations?
Who’s into Eurovision?
Which one’s the first to help a stranger in need?
Who’s had the same pair of jeans for years and refuses to change them out?
Which of the two is the most gullible?
Which of the two acts bothered by the other one but secretly enjoys every second of it?
Who’s more likely to get into a bar fight?
Who’s the optimist and who’s the pessimist?
Who gets more easily embarrassed?
Which of the two would you rather team up with for a game of laser tag?
Who gets a little too invested in board games?
Which of the two is more likely to take care of the other’s elderly parents?
Which of the two is more likely to stand out in a crowd?
Who will be the one baking banana bread on a Sunday after a week of complete mayhem?
Who brings CapriSun to a frat party?
Who’s the designated driver?
Who sugarcoats and who shoots it straight?
Who insists they’re the best at everything and who lets them believe it?
Who’s the first to apologize?
Who takes on boring tasks around the house so the other person doesn’t have to do them?
Who’s the more skeptical of the two?
Who picks up languages faster?
Who’s better at dealing with emotional trauma?
Who’s more foulmouthed?
Who’s more in touch with internet culture? Alternatively, if they live in a world where the internet doesn’t exist, who would be more in touch with it if it did exist in their world?
Which of the two is more artistic?
Who’ll be the first to snap if someone makes a bad comment about the other person?
Who’s the most self-aware?
Who has the most self-control?
Which of the two would be more likely to make a family album with physical pictures?
Who would confess their love first?
Who gets most excited about holidays? e.g. Christmas
Who gets most intense during a fight?
Who’s the cheapest?
Who’d refuse to pay the others bail just to mess with them?
Who’s the most concerned about details and semantics and who doesn’t care at all?
Who invites the other to dance for the first time?
Who overthinks the most?
Who whines the most when they get sick?
Who’s the most ambitious?
Who’s the most likely to get stage fright?
Who’s the best cook?
Which of the two is the most competitive?
Who’s got the highest pain tolerance?
Who’s the most fashionable?
Who’s the most stubborn?
Who’s the most childish?
Who’s the best at throwing axes?
Who’s more likely to buy some stupid NFT just because it looks cool or cute?
Whose grammar is so bad it’s a miracle they graduated 5th grade?
Who starts gearing up for Christmas first?
Who’s got the most scars (physically)?
Who would survive the longest in the wild?
Who’s the most spiteful?
Which of the two would you choose to be stuck with in an emergency situation?
Who’s the most likely to hurt the other’s feelings unintentionally?
Which of the two has the most dominant traits, aka., which of the two would their child end up resembling the most?
Who makes their bed in the morning and who's more of a slob?
Who'll be caught saying "rules are made to be broken"?
Whose hobbies/interests change every 2-5 business days?
Who'd be able not to talk for the longest?
Whose I-Hate-Everything-And-Everyone teenage phase was the most intense/lasted the longest?
Who'd take the gingerbread house decorating contest just a little too seriously?
Who's more likely to execute their threats?
Who has the more embarrassing Spotify Wrapped? + Give a run-down of each character's Spotify Wrapped, in as much or little detail as you want.
Who's the most likely to take a bribe?
Who has the hardest time finishing a train of thought because they get distracted by a million other things along the way?
#tag your otp#otp prompt#otp things#imagine your otp#otp prompts#otp questions#tag your ocs#tag your oc#tag your characters#writing prompt#writers block#writeblr#writing tips#writblr#writing advice#writing prompts
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the phrase “curiosity killed the cat” is actually not the full phrase it actually is “curiosity killed the cat but satisfaction brought it back” so don’t let anyone tell you not to be a curious little baby okay go and be interested in the world uwu
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i’m obsessed with this
and then, two months later....
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This was planned to just be a one shot :) but feel free to send in a request if there’s anything else you’d like to see!
Dealing with Devils-- Damien/Darkiplier x Reader
Prompt: I was inspired to write this when I saw this comic panel on Pinterest!
Warnings: light language
Word Count; 2k
Notes; I wrote this on impulse after rewatching Who Killed Markiplier? and Damien lol (gif creds)
You grimaced at the sunlight shining through the window. The cottage’s lack of curtains only bothered you in the morning. Sure, sunrises were beautiful, but they were a pain in the ass when you desperately wanted to sleep in. A shiver ran through your body as your feet hit the cold floor. Spring was on its way. The snow was beginning to yield to grass and budding flowers, but the cold was still strong enough to seep into your bones. Wrapping a blanket around your shoulders, you shuffled over to the fireplace. You wrinkled your nose at the lack of kindling. There goes any hope of a fire this morning. Not wanting to spend another moment in the cold home, you begrudgingly pulled multiple layers of clothing out of the closet to prepare yourself for the day. You turned to the large mirror hanging on the wall, carefully observing your reflection. It was hard to see small details because of the cracks that webbed from its center. When you first moved into the cottage, Damien told you to get rid of it, but you couldn’t bring yourself to do so.
A grin found its way across your face as the memories of your move resurfaced. Damien had insisted on helping, even though you hardly had any belongings to bring into your new home. Just some clothes, toiletry items, and… the mirror. Your brows furrowed. Where did it come from, anyway? You couldn’t quite remember buying the mirror, but you felt such an attachment to it. Maybe it was an heirloom? If it was, why would Damien tell you to throw it away? A strange sensation began to form in the back of your mind. It felt as if static electricity was crawling across your brain. You leaned closer to the mirror. Your reflection seemed to shift out of focus the longer you stared at it. Was it your eyes playing tricks on you? You lifted a hand, carefully reaching towards the mirror, only to freeze before you had a chance to touch it. A sharp ring ripped through your eardrums, causing you to take a step back. You looked forward and realized that your entire reflection had changed. Your skin was a muddled gray color, and your eyes were filled with a lifeless black void. Horror filled every nerve in your body. Something was terribly wrong with this place.
A sudden commotion outside drew your attention away from your reflection. Desperate for an excuse to leave, you lunged at the door. A magpie sat on your porch, squawking up a storm. You frowned at the creature. I probably forgot to fill the bird-feeder again, you thought. Your shoulders dipped as you began to relax. Glancing over your shoulder, you surveyed the interior of your home. What were you getting so worked up about, again? Your eyes landed on the dark fireplace. Right, no kindling. You pulled the door, making sure it was secure before stepping off the porch. On your way to the shed, you checked the bird-feeder. You raised a brow. It was still full. Maybe the bird was freaking out about something else. You just hoped it would be quiet, wherever the thing went.
You made your way to the shed. There was an overhang that allowed you to store firewood outside without you having to worry about it getting wet. You stopped a few feet away from the shed and tilted your head to the side. You could’ve sworn there was a big lock on the door. No, you were //sure// there used to be a lock on it. Damien locked it when he was helping you move. You were never curious about going inside. He told you there was only old, rusty tools. You had no need for them, so you never bothered to try to get in. But now? The lock just disappeared. You hesitated to step forward, realizing that Damien disappeared too. He told you… no, he promised you that he would visit sometime. He said he would come back for you when he sorted out some business. What did he mean by that? You slowly pulled the door open. Creeping inside, you realized that Damien was right. For the most part, the shed was empty, other than the dust that occupied the shelves and some old gardening equipment piled in a wheelbarrow. Something towards the back of the shed caught your eye. A large sheet, stained from who knows how many years of exposure to the elements, covered something large. Sunlight poured in from the cobweb-covered window above it. It was almost as if it had a spotlight. You reached for the sheet, only to be distracted by squawking once more. You huffed and looked out of the dirty window, surprised to see that even more magpies had gathered in your yard. Your eyes darted back and forth between each one. Seven? Shaking your head, you returned your attention to the matters at hand. You pulled back the sheet to find an ornate desk. You ran a hand across the smooth surface. Unlike anything else in the shed, it withstood the passing of time. There wasn’t a speck of dust. Your brows jumped when you noticed a folded piece of paper tucked away beneath an empty inkwell. You wasted no time in unfolding it, anxious to know its contents. A poem jotted down… in your handwriting. “One for sorrow,” you muttered. It was a curious little thing. You had always appreciated poetry, but why did you decide to document an unsettling nursery rhyme?
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Tony: Where's Peter?
Bruce: He said something about buying a flamethrower. By the way, where's Thor?
Tony: I don't know, probably with Peter. And don't you need to be over eighteen to buy a flamethrower?
Bruce: Oh god
Tony: Oh no
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JOSH FIGHT BATTLE ROYALE 2021
In case you missed the stream - here s an early brief recap and some highlights of the Josh Fight Battle Royale 2021 aka Josh Swain Battle aka Josh vs Josh vs Josh vs Josh vs Josh...
yes it did, in fact, happen. i know, holy shit. the Fight took place on April 24th, 2021 A.D. at 12:00 PM local time at Air Park Green Area, 4500 NW 45th St, Lincoln, NE, 68524.
a lot of people came.
the plan was the following: first the Swainbowl to decide on who gets to keep the name of The Josh Swain, the one and only; then followed by the All Josh Fight to determine the Final Josh. the joshes and others were asked to bring pool noodles. Josh Swain's Josh Battle Royale was declared a non violent event aside from the upcoming bureaucratic horrors of legal name changes.
notable attendees:
(the og josh swain (as of yet) wearing a josh swain t-shirt; roman josh; joshua skywalker; my personal favourite: josh wick duel wielding a pair of drills with pool noodles attached; spiderman josh and spiderman josh jr.; an undisclosed number of ghillie suit joshes; cape josh; little josh; and many others)
+ genuine professional media coverage!! journalists from channel 8 and channel nebraska were present at the joshpit
cheerleaders, supportive bystanders and other josh-lovers:
the fights:
josh on josh violence part 1:
only one other josh swain attended. in a brutal 4-round game of rock-paper-scissors the og josh swain managed to defend his name and pride. Select_Name (formerly josh swain) was removed from the battlefield
josh on josh violence part 2:
hail the chaos!! hail the bloodshed!! several dozens of bloodthirsty joshes came together in the final battle for the title of Ultimate Josh. only one can win, only one can remain. every josh for himself.
the coronation:
so?? who is he?? the josh who truly earned his name??
happy unjoshening to every former josh and all hail the king of josh: The Little Josh. a few words of wisdom spoken after the coronation:
other notable additions:
the josh sewer aka the pit for the defeated:
Let it be known, by all men in the state on Nebraska and around the World, that on this field in the year of our Lord two thousand and twenty one, a gentleman named Josh Swain defended his birth name heroically againist inferior men who bore that same moniker and against too cowardly to attend the said battle. Below are those who bore witness to it.
the fundraiser:
the "Help pay legal fees for Josh Swain's to change their name" fund organized by the og josh swain has raised more than $8k as of now and will be accepting donations for the next five days (till april 30) in case you would like to contribute. all proceeds go to the Children's Hospital & Medical Center Foundation which provides medical care to children across the state of Nebraska.
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everyone in gotham always wants to know who batman is but they never want to know how he is :/
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Personal space is something that happens to other people, the Froger edition
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I would also like to add that there’s a tiny town in Alabama called Burnt Corn
Most oddly named town in each US state.
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