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let he who can spell this fruit's name without looking it up cast the first stone

#shitposts #pomogranate. pomagranite. pommagranat.

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"Hey can I borrow your sewing scissors to saw through this cardboard box?"

Response:

#dungeon meshi #watching dungeon meshi

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fuckin tell 'em Marceille, for once you VOLUNTEER to eat a hideous dungeon monstrocity and they're NOT supportive????

#dungeon meshi #watching dungeon meshi #what do they MEAN they don't want a cool refreshing drink #they just ate a tentacle banana #a drink is exactly what they need to wash it down!!

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Hanging on to sanity and common decency by imagining cute hats for my cat in detail

#one for every weather situation #one for every occasion #she would never wear them but that's not the point #just god please help me out with some more #emotional regulation #I really need it #personal

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The latest SDV update with a Nightvale voice:

And now, the weather!

#sdv #sdv 1.6 #sdv spoilers #sdv update

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#sdv #sdv update #the far side #far side

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Imo these two new features put together are going to play out nightmareishly. I genuinely can't wait.

#sdv #sdv update #the instant I get a mayonaise maker it's all over for anyone watching #Sure I'll be trying to make money by selling #but I'll have so much mayonaise for health who would choose otherwise

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Nah, this is genuinely a good explanation and I appreciate you taking the time to write it! I'll still probably associate the two words in my own head when I say them, but maybe if I can shift the enunciation a little then it'll help me linger on it less.

Thank you!!!

I'm bilingual, so every time someone would mention penne pasta I'd close my eyes and send up a prayer that was actually a fast tracked complaint asking god why italians decided to name the tube pasta with the same word that means 'penis' in spanish, even if it meant something different in italian probably.

Then I looked it up, and now I ask why italians gave it the italian word for penis too

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This origin is stuff I hadn't known! Out of curiosity, does the pronunciation in italian change with the second 'n' vs just the one 'n'?

I'm bilingual, so every time someone would mention penne pasta I'd close my eyes and send up a prayer that was actually a fast tracked complaint asking god why italians decided to name the tube pasta with the same word that means 'penis' in spanish, even if it meant something different in italian probably.

Then I looked it up, and now I ask why italians gave it the italian word for penis too

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@auguris why are you putting italian pene pics on my dash :( now it's not sfw today

I'm bilingual, so every time someone would mention penne pasta I'd close my eyes and send up a prayer that was actually a fast tracked complaint asking god why italians decided to name the tube pasta with the same word that means 'penis' in spanish, even if it meant something different in italian probably.

Then I looked it up, and now I ask why italians gave it the italian word for penis too

#also I guess they do yeah

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I'm bilingual, so every time someone would mention penne pasta I'd close my eyes and send up a prayer that was actually a fast tracked complaint asking god why italians decided to name the tube pasta with the same word that means 'penis' in spanish, even if it meant something different in italian probably.

Then I looked it up, and now I ask why italians gave it the italian word for penis too

#languages #pasta #personal #spanish #italian #hey can we make dick pasta intead of spaghetti tonight #there's just not a good sauce to noodle ratio otherwise #did you remember to put penis on the shopping list #will no one set me free from this hell

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when work finally schedules a meeting to deal with the trainwreck that's been piling up and you know the solution won't really fix the nonsense:

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when work finally schedules a meeting to deal with the trainwreck that's been piling up and you know the solution won't really fix the nonsense:

#personal #with any luck I'll post a PHEW That Went Well!! update #but if not #witness me #witness me doing this the day before travel!!!

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Does anyone else who fasts religiously notice that some years are hungry ones and others are just plain thirsty?

Also, pour one out for those poor suckers who walk away from a water fountain and freeze like Wily Coyote over a trap door when they realize what they've done, because they sure as hell can't pour one out for themselves.

#Bahai #baha'i faith #Islam #Ramadan #Fasting #Fasts #There's other religions that fast #But I don't know how many others #Do dawn until dusk

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Hey, for anyone who likes cozy games, Sky: Children of Light is both extremely warm and free to download on the Nintendo Switch Store atm!

(There are in-game stores from microtransactions, but so far as I've seen it's mostly been for cosmetic appearance things, rather than key game mechanics.)

#cozy games #sky: children of the light #sky #game recs

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On the one hand: life has been so constantly and frantically busy that now I'm squeezing every chore and activity into whatever space it'll fit because if I'm not careful it just won't get done and i can't deal with more straws on this back or I'm going to mcmotherfucking lose it

On the other hand: cleaning the toilet and sinks at 1AM is great because now they're clean and they'll be clean tomorrow 😌

#life #burnout #personal #-1 to the weekend chores! #looking for peace in the good moments

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If you do monthly calls to your representatives and politicians, this is your reminder to do those now!

#activism