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reblog pantskat and he will protecc your blog from anything bad

#homestuck #pantskat thank you for your sacrifices to protect our blogs

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my mom hung up some clothes of mine on the doorframe and it seriously could not convey more "this guy dresses like a cartoon bully" if it got up and stole a kids lunch money

#thats it im gonna make a skull shirt for myself #because it looks cool and you cant convince me otherwise

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Anemone runs from starfish

#biology #anemone #anemone song

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are you autistic and gay?

lesbian and autistic perhaps?

an autistic pan or bisexual?

asexual and autistic?

trans or non binary and autistic?

any autistic member of the LGBTQ+ community?

well guess what...

you're fucken great and I love you

#gays and neurodivergents united for a party hell yeah

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#AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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oh toph you will always be iconic

#atla #HELL YEAH #toph is the greatest

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Favourite things to say before doing something incredibly stupid:

Hey everybody watch this

I'm God's favourite

I'm always right and I'm never gonna die

(Person nearby) gets my crap if I beef it

I'm way too sexy to fuck this up

It's okay I've done this a hundred times

This is gonna to be on purpose

Hello you're watching Jackass

Check out this cool magic trick

If I die I want you to tell people it looked really cool

Wanna see a trick I learned in prison

It's okay, I saw this on TikTok

This is only illegal in Massetchuschessetts

My dad used to do this all the time before the divorce

If you're a cop you have to tell me or it's entrapment*

I'm doing this as a prank

Could a mentally ill person do THIS

Out of two thousand possible futures this is the only way we live

I have to. (Stupid thing I'm doing) killed my mom

The government doesn't want you to know this is even an option

I'm about to become so powerful you have no idea

#writing #but also #living #ehehe

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What the hell is this

#penguins of madagascar #languages #I GUESS??? #LMAO

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#it is important #health stuff #medicine #biology #people please do your fact-checking homework before yelling them at the audience who mostly WONT fact-check

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Reblog if you're shorter than 5'8.

#i am

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#it is important #spreading information #lgbtq+ #fuck laws like that they dont make any fucking sense #AND I KNOW WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT I LIVE IN A COUNTRY WITH MORONIC LAWS #and i dont want people to fucking suffer

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#no #i hate the smell #and it makes my throat itchy? kinda #more like ‘i can breathe with this shit in the air’ #so every time someone is smoking nearby(and its very often because my parents smoke) im fucking suffering

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No, the finger won’t stop it. The finger will get loaded and then there will be people who can shoot bullets out of their fingers

Change.org - Petition To Hire 1,000,000 People To Put Their Fingers In The Shoot Hole Of Peoples’ Guns So They Can’t Shoot Them

#shitpost #trust me #/jk

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Meowbeast’s pops

cat dad? No no, I’m a kitty papa

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you ever just sit and realise u can’t remember 80% of your childhood? like … what happened? who am i ..?

#it is important #mental health stuff

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When I was younger and researching the autism diagnosis criteria and symptoms, I thought “oh I couldn’t POSSIBLY be autistic.” Because when I read “takes everything literally” I thought it literally meant EVERYTHING and I was like “I don’t take EVERYTHING literally, just most things!” And I just realized the other day that it didn’t actually mean EVERYTHING and that was an overstatement.

#it is important #mental health stuff

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#AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH #your reign of terror has come to an end ricky pee pee