#/jk

[sitimelur]

I saw someone point out how cumplane is pronounced almost exactly like 'complain' and I just couldn't think about anything else

#literally describe their whole relationship fr #/jk #svsss #shang qinghua #shen yuan #cumplane

[martianbugsbunny]

if crosshair is killed I will be burning someone's house down

#I can see them doing it #he and omega are in a situation where one of them has to make the sacrifice play for the other to get out alive #and he says smthn like “you gave me a chance to redeem myself now let me pay you back” #or even worse “you offered me a way to redeem myself and this is how it ends” #I am on PINS and NEEDLES here #it feels like it's SO RARE to have a redemption arc where the blorbo don't die at the end #because “if you live to enjoy it then did you really suffer for what you did enough to be redeemed?” or some BS like that #anyway I'm preparing my gasoline and matches #/jk #crosshair #tbb crosshair #the bad batch #bad batch #star wars #redemption ar

[wern1c]

ca-caww

#fanart #fear and hunger #cahara #crow mauler #/jk

[just-a-little-trans-chaos]

I can't wait for the day when trans women can finally get pregnant/give birth. We'll finally have the answer to if being kicked in the balls or giving birth is more painful.

#/JK #But in all seriousness #I love all trans women (/plat) #And I really do hope that someday trans women will be able to give birth (if they want to ofc) #Trans #Transgender #Trans Women #Trans Fem #Trans Femme #LGBT+ #LGBTQ+ #LGBTQIA+ #Queer #Trans Joke #Trans Woman #LGBT #LGBTQ #LGBTQIA #Just Chatting #Trans Chaos #Note to self!

[lovesitcomsandgaystuffs]

#Actually purson arc is just him wanting to join Iruma's platonic polycule #/jk #mairimashita! iruma kun #mairuma #welcome to demon school iruma kun #m!ik #suzuki iruma #the love trio #purson soi

[teaboot]

do you like bread

You come into my house. Into my house. And you disrespect me like this. You question my loyalty? My devotion? In my own home? How dare you

#/jk #Yes I like bread #I like bread very much

[cepheusgalaxy]

Classic: character compulsively washing their hands trying to get rid of blood stains that nobody but them can see, after having had to kill someone or watching someonde die in their arms, but the stains won't go away.

#whump tropes #whump prompts #blood mention #death mention #whump prompt #whump ideas #whump scenario #a fan of the classics 👌 #*side eyes kakashi hatake from his backstory arc* #that was GOLD #best thing naruto shippuden ever did #/jk

[notsatyr]

Cecil Gershwin Palmer didn't get scammed by Dashcon for so-called Tumblr users say they've never heard of him

#/jk #but also whenever i remember this i loose my mind #wtnv #cecil #cecilsweep

[tennessoui]

in a new hope when Obi-Wan tells Vader “if you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine” he’s referring to the mommy issues his death is gonna give Luke

#kit to kit #Star Wars #also I paused the movie and laughed soooo hard at like doing bare minimum #‘I think that time I could almost feel the blasters!’ after he tried with his helmet off #and obi-wan was like good job! :) #and a movie later Vader is like I can sense obi-wan has trained you well #that was all Yoda’s work dumbass #you’re sensing the one Kenobi compliment your son received and you’re being jealous about it #/jk

[konicunai]

jakajjajsjsjjaja alastor preñao 😈

Part 1 - Part 2 on process

#hazbin alastor #hazbin hotel #hazbin art #hazbin angel dust #hazbin lucifer #alastor the radio demon #radioapple #radiostatic #alastor #hazbin hotel fanart #lucifer morningstar #hazbin hotel lucifer #lucifer #appleradio #alastor x lucifer #alastor x vox #lucifer x alastor #mpreg #SHITPOST #/jk #OMG #my art #myart

[willbyerswithpowersblog]

In season 2 those who are with the Byers in their most difficult moments are:

Hopper and Bob, Joyce's love interests.

Nancy, Jonathan's love interest.

And Mike, Will's lov—

#byler #/jk #This is a silly post don't take it seriously!

[no0dlecatk]

Emilyyyy (added the freckles cause I forgorrrr)

#hazbin hotel spoilers #just to be sure #anyway she's so adorable #imagine if she's so pure on the outside but ends up being like the worst monster or something #/jk #or not #who knows #i hate how the face turned out #don't worry i won't be making any spoilers when the show airs #those who got the early access lucky you!!! but don't spoil it for the rest of us please #anyway i didn't think the cards where that much of a spoiler #not anything shocking at least #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel emily

[irrelevantso]

Just finished Voltron and. Can't believe I got queer-baited by fucking Dreamworks.

#vld #voltron legendary defender #lance mcclain #keith kogane #klance #voltron #cant believe dreamworks pulled this shit AGAIN #after donkey and shrek #i mean- #/jk #please dont take that seriously #vld keith #vld lance #vld klance

[niorrrr]

JJK 0 bloopers

#jjk #jujutsu kaisen #geto suguru #suguru geto #jjk 0 #gojo satoru #jjk meme #jujutsu kaisen fanart #satoru gojo #the real reason why Miguel got jumped thts way was because gojo was jelous #/jk #satosugu #sugusato #stsg #fanart #jjk fanart #geto fanart #gojo fanart #miguel jjk #jujutsu kaisen manga #THE TAX EVASION CRIME I HAD TO ADDED IT BY MYSELF!

[qishylia-adelia]

these side characters have no reason to serve cunt this hard.Y'all are supposed to be npcs

#me and who #power couple or gay lesbian solidarity #/jk #not a reblog #murder drones #thad murder drones #lizzy murder drones

[hologrambam]

where can i get one of bam and johnny so i can make them k-

#jackass #/jk #national lampoon's tv: the movie #steve-o #steveo