was anyone going to tell me that the pope's dressmaker posts dick and cock on instagram or was i supposed to find out for myself
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“The entire British museum is an active crime scene” - John Oliver
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Me : I want to start listening to audio book and audio fanfictions
Also me : yeah but I need subtitles to stay focused
So me : * listing audio book while reading it at the same time *
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If y'all liked the unidentifiable yellow glitter goo you'll love the time I made wine out of marshmallow Peeps
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I have a theory.
Is Arthur and the Minimoys ( the invincible ) a Harry Potter fanfictions ?
Like Arthur is Harry. He have the same "okay what now " and " I'm lost " temper, also a simp for his red head girl.
Princess Selenia is Ginny, she's a red head and just her personality.
Betameche is Ron, because red head.
Malterzar, fucking call Evil M. People don't say is name, it's clearly Voldemort.
And Darkos is a mix between Draco, Crabbe and Goyle
Arthur Grandpa is Dumbledore.
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Is tumblr going to do something about all these bots that are flooding the site? I honestly hate it here. This is how my followers look like. It's been weeks and every day I get tons of those:
WTF, seriously.
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when will people use the anon function to send passionate, homosexual anonymous love letters
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TWO WEEKS LEFT, GUYS! THE CIRCE SAGA WILL BE HERE SOON!!!
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Water is good
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Me being non binary is sometimes wanting to look like Mollymauk
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"unalive" should just mean the opposite of undead. if undead means a dead thing thats alive, unalive shuld mean an alive things thats dead. no i dont have any examples. ☝️yet
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Sometimes I wake up and I remember that time when I managed to make one of my friend watch RWBY. And when she was at the end of volume 2, and was starting volume 3 I ask her which characters she like the most and ship.
Her response was : I like Penny, and my second favourite is Pyrrha. And I really like the ship Pyrrha and Jaune I'm hoping they end up together.
Me : Oh ! So you're gonna love the end of volume 3. ( I had already finish volume 3 )
Her : Don't spoil me !
Me : Don't worry. I won't
* couple day's later, I received a text*
Her texte : I hate you.
Me : <3
She did smack me in the head the next time we saw eachother.
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The fact that I can hear all parts by just reading it, tell me that I really should go outside and see the sky and touche grass.
Really good songs, I'm gonna listen to them again.
Epic: The "What?" Saga
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I just realized, it's been almost 12 years that I read fanfictions.
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