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i want to live (all origins)

#baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #beautiful #I LOVE THIS #I WANT TO RIP MY SKIN OFF AND REPLACE IT WITH YOUR ART #I WANT IT INJECTED INTO MY VEINS #Thank you :)

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(Kinda, not really, spoilers for Sam’s BA??)

Listen, was Sam and Darlins boinkidy doinkidy session to deal with all their emotions and trauma one of the most toxic things they could’ve done to handle that situation ?

Yes.

But did they also somehow manage to do it in one of the most non-toxic and in the healthiest way you could’ve possibly imagined???

Also YES???

This SHIT WILD FR YALL

How do you make a normally toxic trait into something healthy and communicative????😭😭😭 I’m stressin—

#redacted asmr #redactedverse #redacted audio #redacted darlin #redacted sam #redacted asmr darlin #redacted asmr sam #I’m going fucking crazy <3

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How in the FUCK is this man SO GOOD AT ACTING—

This man is literally so good at portraying sadness in all these audios! Like- the voice cracks, the shakes, the little twinge of heartbreak in his voice in this recent Sam audio is IMMACULATE

That shit is so fuckin convincing it is crazy how good it is. Does just the best job at putting me into the moment really got me so INVESTED

Makin me wanna pull out the whip n just start thwacking bitches

#redacted asmr #redactedverse #redacted audio #redacted sam #Yo you just gotta appreciate the tears #I am EATING THIS SHIT UP #*sad violin music plays* #🥺 #Swear to god a fentanyl addiction would be healthier at this point

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And he… blew their house down???

Sorry I’ll leave…..

david didn't understand angels obsession with his hands until they compared hand sizes. he definitely huffed and puffed when they asked to compare but he suddenly went quiet when their hands pressed against his. (que angel's smug smirk) now he's aware of how big his hands are compared to angel's.

#i saw an opportunity and i took it #big bad wolf mentioned 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥 #redacted asmr #redacted audio #redactedverse

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Oh bro I knew it you just get me like no other——

We shall ride our imaginary dragons off into the sunset 💃💃

Redacted headcanons

Empowered people can have both natural and unnatural colored eyes with the majority having unnatural, but because half the population is empowered it's just seen as normal to the rest of the world

Shifters can still make wolf sounds (growling, barking, etc.) When in human form

When a telepath uses telepathy their irises glow for a split second

Empowered people can easily notice this, unempowered need to really be looking to notice

Being a shifter means your genetics automatically make you taller than average that's why Milo's slightly below average height is really bizarre to them

Both Darlin and Alexis are taller than sam, but alexis is slightly taller than darlin

James and Cutie are siblings and james is older by 2 years (MAKE IT CANON ERIK- WE'RE WAITING)

Angel definitely bumped into darlin once at a convenience store before being formally introduced to them and later went to tell david about the 'hot af metal babe' they encountered

Babe doesn't know how to drive or ride a bike, but they can roller skate like a mf

Asher once ate an entire polly pocket doll and he never saw it come out

Sweetheart once accidentally ate cutie's lunch at the department because it was packed in an identical container, but cutie didn't notice and ended up eating sweethearts lunch as well

They are both unaware this situation even happend and still have the others lunch container

Babe once walked into the shower to find a very prominent bite in their bar of soap. Asher did not look at them for the rest of the day.

William Solaire is actually up to date with all the latest trends and surprises everyone when he just casually drops a ‘she ate’ and a ‘periodt💅’ in the middle of his sentences

Sweetheart is lactose intolerant, but literally no one is aware of this besides them

Shifters are so comfortable being naked around other people that they sometimes forget that others aren't used to it

When David and angel were over at Darlins house angel was absolutely great googly moogly-fied by darlin coming out of the shower with just a towel. Not even over their junk it was over their SHOULDERS.

David didn’t notice a problem

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Love how much it’s loved—

2 reblogs out of love. Everyone knows the greatest delulu minds think alike

Redacted headcanons

Empowered people can have both natural and unnatural colored eyes with the majority having unnatural, but because half the population is empowered it's just seen as normal to the rest of the world

Shifters can still make wolf sounds (growling, barking, etc.) When in human form

When a telepath uses telepathy their irises glow for a split second

Empowered people can easily notice this, unempowered need to really be looking to notice

Being a shifter means your genetics automatically make you taller than average that's why Milo's slightly below average height is really bizarre to them

Both Darlin and Alexis are taller than sam, but alexis is slightly taller than darlin

James and Cutie are siblings and james is older by 2 years (MAKE IT CANON ERIK- WE'RE WAITING)

Angel definitely bumped into darlin once at a convenience store before being formally introduced to them and later went to tell david about the 'hot af metal babe' they encountered

Babe doesn't know how to drive or ride a bike, but they can roller skate like a mf

Asher once ate an entire polly pocket doll and he never saw it come out

Sweetheart once accidentally ate cutie's lunch at the department because it was packed in an identical container, but cutie didn't notice and ended up eating sweethearts lunch as well

They are both unaware this situation even happend and still have the others lunch container

Babe once walked into the shower to find a very prominent bite in their bar of soap. Asher did not look at them for the rest of the day.

William Solaire is actually up to date with all the latest trends and surprises everyone when he just casually drops a ‘she ate’ and a ‘periodt💅’ in the middle of his sentences

Sweetheart is lactose intolerant, but literally no one is aware of this besides them

Shifters are so comfortable being naked around other people that they sometimes forget that others aren't used to it

When David and angel were over at Darlins house angel was absolutely great googly moogly-fied by darlin coming out of the shower with just a towel. Not even over their junk it was over their SHOULDERS.

David didn’t notice a problem

#I’m the ultimate hallucinator 💪 #Your love give me STRENGTH #for real— daydreaming is my 9 to 5 #I’m absolutely certain that this is healthy :D

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Redacted headcanons

Empowered people can have both natural and unnatural colored eyes with the majority having unnatural, but because half the population is empowered it's just seen as normal to the rest of the world

Shifters can still make wolf sounds (growling, barking, etc.) When in human form

When a telepath uses telepathy their irises glow for a split second

Empowered people can easily notice this, unempowered need to really be looking to notice

Being a shifter means your genetics automatically make you taller than average that's why Milo's slightly below average height is really bizarre to them

Both Darlin and Alexis are taller than sam, but alexis is slightly taller than darlin

James and Cutie are siblings and james is older by 2 years (MAKE IT CANON ERIK- WE'RE WAITING)

Angel definitely bumped into darlin once at a convenience store before being formally introduced to them and later went to tell david about the 'hot af metal babe' they encountered

Babe doesn't know how to drive or ride a bike, but they can roller skate like a mf

Asher once ate an entire polly pocket doll and he never saw it come out

Sweetheart once accidentally ate cutie's lunch at the department because it was packed in an identical container, but cutie didn't notice and ended up eating sweethearts lunch as well

They are both unaware this situation even happend and still have the others lunch container

Babe once walked into the shower to find a very prominent bite in their bar of soap. Asher did not look at them for the rest of the day.

William Solaire is actually up to date with all the latest trends and surprises everyone when he just casually drops a ‘she ate’ and a ‘periodt💅’ in the middle of his sentences

Sweetheart is lactose intolerant, but literally no one is aware of this besides them

Shifters are so comfortable being naked around pack members that they sometimes forget that others aren't used to it

When David and angel were over at Darlins house angel was absolutely great googly moogly-fied by darlin coming out of the shower with just a towel. Not even over their junk it was over their SHOULDERS.

David didn’t notice a problem

#redacted asmr #redactedverse #redacted audio #redacted darlin #redacted sam #redacted asmr darlin #redacted asmr sam #redacted milo #redacted david #redacted babe #redacted angel #redacted asher #redacted headcanons #redacted sweetheart

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This is a fucking BRILLIANT idea

I would like this for all the characters now please thank you

Lovely flirty vamp and Vincent the stoic human who went to Wonderland.

For April fools. Please.

#redacted audio #redactedverse #redacted asmr #solaire clan #redacted lovely #redacted vincent

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Bro stop you’re making me relive the canon events 😭😭

Sam’s latest vid has got me thinking that this depressed brokeback cowboy would absolutely be the guy in a zombie apocalypse who lets his infected lover out into the open because he thinks “they’re still in there somewhere” and that’s fucking DEPRESSING

If darlin was turned into a zombie and put in an enclosed space so that they wouldn’t infect anyone Sam would def be the guy you fucking crack your screen in rage for because of his dumbass decision to let them out

I mean— at the very least he would let darlin infect him too after they turn and that’s such a bummer maaaan

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Sam’s latest vid has got me thinking that this depressed brokeback cowboy would absolutely be the guy in a zombie apocalypse who lets his infected lover out into the open because he thinks “they’re still in there somewhere” and that’s fucking DEPRESSING

If darlin was turned into a zombie and put in an enclosed space so that they wouldn’t infect anyone Sam would def be the guy you fucking crack your screen in rage for because of his dumbass decision to let them out

I mean— at the very least he would let darlin infect him too after they turn and that’s such a bummer maaaan

#redacted asmr #redactedverse #redacted audio #redacted patreon #redacted darlin #redacted sam #this shit is so depressing😭 #latest video was awesome #but so awesomely depressing 😭 #redacted early access #redacted asmr darlin #redacted asmr sam #redacted asmr tank

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I'm sorry—

Did anyone else see the weird shit that happened with Erik's patreon???

This man went from 4000 patrons to 8000 IN THE BLINK OF A GODDAMN EYE and I was like- 'wow that's weird! But congrats for him! Surely this isn't a weird glitch and all is right with the world :D'

And now all of a sudden he's back to 4000??Like wtf happened??? Patreon what tf did you do with those 4000 extra horny money spenders???

But I mean he DID get over 300 new (I assume they're real) patrons so good for him 👍

I realize most of you probably have no idea what I'm talking about and my dumbass didn't take picture's but you have to BELIEVE ME

#redacted audio #redacted asmr #redactedverse #redacted patreon #redacted

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My dumbass didn't even get the joke

I was all like, "Why tf is that a micro aggressio— OH HE'S A BEAR!!!"

Now I'm offended

the muppets, 1x01: “Pig Girls Don’t Cry.”

#i have a learning disability—

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I once had disgusting fantasies about a so called demon named Raphael with that sultry af voice of his, but THEN as the game went on I found out even more and MORE info about this guy to the point that even I : the person who actively tried to romance a mindflayer—

Became completely uninterested in him

Finding out he's a bottom is one thing

Finding out he's bad in bed is another—

But finding out he's bad in bed AND only has sex with demons that look like him almost made me piss in my cheerios

This fucking guy has the confidence— the audacity to greet me with some cocomelon-esk poem everytime we meet meanwhile this narcissistic fucker is takin his own dick up the ass and he ain't even good at it????

D i s g r a c e f u l

#baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #bg3 spoilers #Raphael #bg3 raphael

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Homie just sippin a red cherry slushie. No fucks given

Happy werewolf Wednesday 🌕

#Ayo redacted fandom... #Remind you of anything particular??? #redacted asmr #redactedverse #redacted audio #redacted darlin #redacted asher #redacted david #redacted milo #redacted gavin #like seriously #this could not be more perfect

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You just know he's the type of mf who comments 'women☕'

Kody’s the type of guy to watch andrew tate ngl

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SPOILERS FOR "ELEMENTAL"

Okay so I just watched the new elemental movie and it made me realize something very interesting

Now, I'm not going to get into the plot or the side stories or the fact that movie is just OBSESSED with everyone's dad

What I'm here to talk about it the fact that this movie actually has the 2 main characters utter the words "I love you" to eachother and that got me thinking

I have NEVER once heard the love interests in a disney movie say those words. Like- NOT ONCE- Seriously!

Rapunzel and Flynn: Never said it just got married

Cinderella and the Prince: Never said it, just got married

Jasmine and Aladdin: Never said it, just got married (I have since been corrected!)

Sleeping beauty: Girly is literally in a coma for most of the movie

Snow white and Prince: Guy kisses a 12 year old's corpse, gets married to her and never says a word

And then there are the cases where one of them says it but they never once say it to eachother

Beauty and the beast: Belle says it while her man is literally dying, like–??? He says he loves her in a different scene but they don't say it to eachother

Ariel and Eric: She says she loves him to her father but Eric he never says it

Tiana and Naveen: She says she loves him he never says it back (he says he loves her in a different scene when she isn't there)

Hercules and Meg: Meg had a whole ass song about it but they never said it to eachother

And there's a bajillion other examples

This was just like a total culture shock to me. It's actually incredible that almost all the disney movies, which center around love and couples, never have the two characters who are MEANT TO BE TOGETHER say even a single "love ya shawty" "Aww radical, love ya too bb"

#disney #pixar #disney pixar #elemental #elemental movie #elemental pixar #disney movies #the little mermaid #mulan #princess and the frog #hercules #megara #snow white #aladdin #new movie #tangled #Cinderella #what is up with that #like seriously #???? #just had to put it out there #has anyone else noticed that? #What the fuck disney???

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EA quinn/sam vid spoilers:

Because I am going absolutely going feral right now

Umm- Excuse me... I kind of understand why Darlin and quinn had a thing for each other in the first place...

(That voice and how he talks is a little...)

Then he immediately had to ruin that shit by insulting Darlin

DON'T EVER TALK ABOUT THEM LIKE THAT YOU LEECH I SWEAR I WILL BREAK YOUR SPINE LIKE A GLOWSTICK

Dude overall this video was SO GOOD

It kinda bums me out that we only get one more after this for now. The writing was incredible! The fact that Quinn's pet name for them is 'Precious' is so fitting for his character!

(Our man Erik is trying to throw us off his scent by not using one of the pet names we came up with)

I need more! Fuel my addiction!

(Seriously, Quinn sounds like a hot Castlevania character)

#redacted asmr #redacted darlin #redactedverse #redacted audio #redacted sam #redacted quinn #redacted spoilers #Dude this man has got me wrapped around his finger #And I have set up a damn house there cause I'm so okay with it #redacted fred