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Gryffindor: *Screams* Slytherin: *Screams louder to establish dominance* Hufflepuff: Should we do something? Ravenclaw: No, I want to see who wins.

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Slytherin: Talk dirty to me, baby~ Ravenclaw: The dishes. Slytherin: Wh- Ravenclaw: They’ve been there for 4 days and it’s your turn to wash them. You still haven’t cleaned them and I have asked you to do so several times.

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Ravenclaw: closes a cabinet *a crash is heard behind the cabinet door* Slytherin: What was that? Ravenclaw: The sound of someone else's problem.

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Hufflepuff: You know, Slytherin gives Ravenclaw flowers everyday, I wish you'd do that too. Gryffindor: Okay. *Later* Gryffindor: *gives Ravenclaw flowers* Ravenclaw: ??? Gryffindor: I don't know, I'm confused as well.

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Slytherin: Hey, Ravenclaw, what do you think it would be like if we had kids? Ravenclaw: What would it be like? Inconvenient, mostly. Slytherin:  No, I mean, what would they be like, the kids? You ever think about it? Ravenclaw: Can't really say I have. Slytherin:  You know, for someone as eccentric as yourself, you can be boring as fuck sometimes. Ravenclaw: Sorry, Slytherin. For what it's worth, I'm picturing them now. A boy and a girl. Two perfect little freaks of nature raised by people who've clearly got no business bringin' up anybody.

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Ravenclaw: I know you love them. Gryffindor: I am not in love with Hufflepuff! Ravenclaw:, staring at Gryffindor: I never said who... Gryffindor: *realizes* Gryffindor: Shit. Well, anyways-

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Ravenclaw: I know you love them. Gryffindor: I am not in love with Hufflepuff! Ravenclaw:, staring at Gryffindor: I never said who... Gryffindor: *realizes* Gryffindor: Shit. Well, anyways-

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Slytherin: Hey, Ravenclaw, what do you think it would be like if we had kids? Ravenclaw: What would it be like? Inconvenient, mostly. Slytherin:  No, I mean, what would they be like, the kids? You ever think about it? Ravenclaw: Can't really say I have. Slytherin:  You know, for someone as eccentric as yourself, you can be boring as fuck sometimes. Ravenclaw: Sorry, Slytherin. For what it's worth, I'm picturing them now. A boy and a girl. Two perfect little freaks of nature raised by people who've clearly got no business bringin' up anybody.

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Hufflepuff: You know, Slytherin gives Ravenclaw flowers everyday, I wish you'd do that too. Gryffindor: Okay. *Later* Gryffindor: *gives Ravenclaw flowers* Ravenclaw: ??? Gryffindor: I don't know, I'm confused as well.

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Ravenclaw: closes a cabinet *a crash is heard behind the cabinet door* Slytherin: What was that? Ravenclaw: The sound of someone else's problem.

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Slytherin, addressing the squad: And if you have any suggestions feel free to put them in the suggestion box. Gryffindor: But – that’s just a trash can. Slytherin: It sure is!

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*Slytherin is cooking* Gryffindor: Any chance that’s for me? Slytherin: It’s for Ravenclaw. I’m planning on making some bad choices tonight, and I need them on my side. Gryffindor: Can't I join you guys? Slytherin: I said I'm planning to make 'bad choices', not 'mistakes'.

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Gryffindor: *Screams* Slytherin: *Screams louder to establish dominance* Hufflepuff: Should we do something? Ravenclaw: No, I want to see who wins.

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Slytherin: Would you stab your best friend in the leg for 10 million gold? Hufflepuff: You stab me, and then when my leg gets better, we buy a big-ass house. Gryffindor: You can stab me too, then we'll have 20 million. Ravenclaw: Bold of you to assume I have friends. Slytherin: WHAT ARE WE THEN? AQUAINTANCES? Ravenclaw: Of course not! Ravenclaw: A pain in my arse is what you all are.

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Ravenclaw: Is anyone going to tell me what's going on in here?! Hufflepuff: It's kind of complicated, but Gryff- Ravenclaw: Got it. Forget I asked.

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Ravenclaw: I only accept cash apologies. That's why it's called accountability, Gryf.

Gryffindor: look I didn't mean to get you arrested. Again.

Ravenclaw: show me the money.

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Kenji: *pitches an idea* Juliette, impressed: Huh, there might be something here! Warner, under his breath: Yeah, a lawsuit.

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