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#harry potter text post
padfootslads · 3 months
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Wolfstar: *kiss softly in the common room*
James: ❤️~❤️
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cheridraco · 9 months
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harry: can I tell you something? don't freak out
draco: what makes you think I would freak out
harry: I love you
draco: I'm freaking out
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gummybearinthehouseee · 11 months
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Snape: can you please tell the class why you’re so late?
Harry: well someone told me to go to hell
Harry: couldn’t find it at first
Harry: but then I came here
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i hope lord voldemort had cringe flashbacks too
wakes up middle of the night in a cold sweat like
why did teenage me name my followers Knights of Walpurgis
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ravenclawh0re18 · 8 months
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Gryffindor: Are you the big spoon or the little spoon? Slytherin: I'm a knife. Ravenclaw, from across the room: They're the little spoon.
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marauderstars · 1 year
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Dorcas Meadowes could fuck you up.
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stargazedmoony · 7 months
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remus: i’m so tired
sirius: you just took a four-hour nap?
remus: ... i’m so tired
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alannacouture · 9 months
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Posting just for the hilarious comment 🐍
NOT MY EDIT
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moonyscane · 1 year
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*group reactions to being told ‘I love you’* peter: *has no response* mary: oh no james: *cries* i love you too remus: uh okay, whatever makes you happy sirius: no, i love you marlene: can i get a refund?
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thehousesvibing · 1 year
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*At a restaurant*
*when Hufflepuff is paying*
The waiter: what would you like?
Slytherin: just some water please
Hufflepuff: ...you don't want anything else?
Slytherin: *smiles sweetly* no, no this is fine for me thanks!
*when Gryffindor is paying*
The waiter: what would y-
Slytherin: everything on the menu
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padfootslads · 3 months
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Sirius: oh prongs, you’re such a baby
James: I take dumps standing up, IM A MAN
Sirius: ... I fucking stand corrected then
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cheridraco · 9 months
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draco: being attractive is so inconvenient like how am I supposed to do thing if I'm constantly surrounded by fangirls
harry: open your mouth your personality will drive them away
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ron: dude but like romantically
harry: babe but like platonically
ron: sweetheart but like rivalry
harry: bastard but like partner
ron: darling but i cant stand you
hermione: how did we get into this loop hole
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magic is wasted in Harry Potter
not one obliviated Elon Musks memories and pretended to be his heir so he'd give them money??
not one silencio'd loud babies on planes???
not one avada kedavra'd the King????
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ravenclawh0re18 · 8 months
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Slytherin: Are you reading fan fiction? Ravenclaw, reading an article about extremely rare diseases: Wh- No. Slytherin: Oh, is it on AO3? Ravenclaw: This is CNN.
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regulus: i love my personal space
james: i also love your personal space
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