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the twilight brainrot is so real rn

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°*★Jasper Whitlock-Hale Incorrect Quotes. ★*°

#jasper hale

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i need to know emmett’s opinion on that new cocaine bear movie.

#emmett cullen

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Took biology this year. It is nothing like twilight.

#i almost failed grade 11 biology #i wish there had a been a vampire hell bent on killing me

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can we all agree that if emmett and jasper weren’t so depressed about bella drinking all the blood in the house, they would have convinced her that ej was a great name for a boy but it should stand for emmett jasper not edward jacob.

#emmett cullen #jasper hale #bella swan #twilight #twilight renessaince #the twilight saga #twilight saga #breaking dawn

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The Twilight Saga + Costumes

Alice Cullen’s purple & silver dress in Breaking Dawn - Part 01.

// requested by anonymous

#that wedding was fucking amazing #it lives in my mind rent free #bdp2 #alice cullen

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Twilight Text Post 3/???

#they hate to see chad thriving #iconic

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wow y’all actually like edward………I thought it was a joke all this time…………………

#edward cullen

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She’s a 10 but she wants to give up her humanity for some ice cold dick

#12.5 clearly #bella swan

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If vampires revealed themselves to the world I know for a FACT that there would be some park ranger with zero fucks to give wandering up to Edward post-hunt like

"excuse me sir, I just saw you obliterate a grey wolf, and those are endangered, sooooooo... here's your citation, you can pay the fine at the link on the bottom"

and meanwhile Edward is standing there like

#just because you’re an immortal being #doesn’t mean you get away with killing animals #funnies

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The largest suspension of disbelief required in all of twilight is the fact that Edward is genuinely terrified of Bella’s reaction to him sparkly. Like he genuinely is convinced this 17 year old that is obsessed with him is going to run screaming because he’s sparkly. Unrealistic. Blocked.

#teenagers do have weird standards #funnies

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#she totally took this picture #emmett had it framed for esmes birthday #alice cullen

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that’s it, that’s carlisle’s entire character summarized in six words

#carlisle’s outlook on life #carlisle cullen

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Me

#fun fact #i own this shirt and i wore it to the mall the other day and had two people complement it

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#bella swan #fanart

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emmett is phineas and jasper is ferb

#facts #emmett cullen #jasper hale