samshine99

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castiel penis explosion

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They hunted and drank and hustle and killed and berated and yelled and died and came back to life and went to heaven and hell and sacrificed and loved and kept emotions buried and touches short and words unspoken and cried and burned and prayed all for the sake of true love.

#destiel #interview with the vampire #deancas #louis and lestat #angst #i wrote this in english

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dean's the type of guy to have 300 pennies in a plastic bag, in his pocket and try to bribe someone with them

#dean winchester #supernatural

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Two Ghosts

Aziraphale and Crowley returned from their dinner out. Crowley had been silent the entire ride home. Aziraphale feared he had done something to upset the demon. When they entered the bookshop, Crowley immediately sank into one of the couches. 

“Crowley,” Aziraphale started. 

“Same lips red, same eyes blue,” Crowley said, gesturing to Aziraphale. “Same black shirt, couple more tattoos. But it’s not me and it’s not you.”

Aziraphale looked down. “It sounds like something I used to feel,” the angel said.

“But it’s not me and it’s not you,” Crowley said, tears forming in his eyes, behind his glasses. “Tastes so sweet, looks so real. But I can’t touch what I see.”

“We’re not who we used to be,” Aziraphale said, trying to make Crowley feel better. 

“You’re right, we’re not who we used to be, we’re just two ghosts standing in the place of you and me. Trying to remember how it feels to have a heartbeat.” 

Unsure of what to do, Aziraphale went into the kitchen and opened the fridge, looking for some wine or something. Crowley came in too. Aziraphale pulled a bottle of red wine. He left the fridge door open, making it the only light in the kitchen.

“The fridge light is really making this white paint stand out,” Aziraphale said, trying to make conversation. 

“Yeah…” Crowley said, snagging a wine glass from the counter. “This was all we used to need,” she said, remembering Rome and all the times before the St. James Park incident.

“We’re telling those stories we already told, cause we don’t say what we really mean,” Aziraphale said. 

“What’s that supposed to mean?”

“Oh you know… obviously there are things both of us are holding back from saying.”

“Fine. I’ll say what I’m thinking. We’re just two ghosts swimming in a glass half empty, trying to remember how it used to be.”

“I’m trying Crowley. I’m remembering things all the time and trying to put them together,” Aziraphale said, tears in the angel’s eyes. 

“I know, I’m sorry. It’s just hard some days to remember everything and you remember nothing,” Crowley said, removing their glasses finally. “I don't think I can do this right now. I’m sorry. Maybe after everything, but not right now.”

“O-oh ok. I get it,” Aziraphale said. “Good night Crowley.”

“Good night, Aziraphale.”

After Crowley had left, Aziraphale broke down. The one person he loved, had left him. Everything hurt and it was all emotional. What was he supposed to do? “I’m just trying to remember how it feels to have a heartbeat,” Aziraphale whispered to himself before passing out on his bed.

#good omens #aziraphale #crowley #ineffable husbands #angst with a sad ending #harry styles songs

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i just re-downloaded the tumblr app and i forgot how much i missed pussypopstiel and destielgaysex blowing up my phone

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Dean: Cas is so good looking

Dean: like if he sucked my dick I would run my fingers through his hair

Dean: no homo tho

Sam: you think no homo is that powerful?

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supernatural was insane for just being a 15 year long show about men fighting monsters with free will and fate being central themes and then after 15 years the monsters fully just won

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Dean, walking into the kitchen: morning sunshine

Cas: hello Dean

Dean: I gotta say, after last night, I'm a little weak in the knees

Sam: *walks out from behind the refrigerator door and slams it shut*

Dean:

Cas:

Sam: here's an idea, you walk into a room... take a quick scan

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me and sam winchester are alike in many ways. we both have trauma, have older brothers, and are so silly goofy we would drink demon blood

#sam winchester

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thi is so cute!! I love it!!

TFW 2.0 // baby hotline

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forgiving all sam’s wrongs bc hes literally a brunette what was he supposed to do :|

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sam winchester would be the biggest will wood fan. so much so that it would make dean concerned for sam’s mental health.

#sam winchester #dean winchester #will wood

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lowes has the power to make me feel like the least manly man ever.

#trans #hardware store

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Sam Winchester is my favorite slut. Dean Winchester is my favorite whore. Castiel is my favorite.

#sam winchester #dean winchester #castiel

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i relate to link from legend of zelda because I too am attracted to Ganondorf

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i am an addict. my addiction is fanfic. i have over 100 tabs open on my phone i have at least five open on my computer at all times. i am an addict

#fanfiction #funny content