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So, I'm working on writing up something for a future YouTube thing and I asked some friends to help me make characters. I asked my cis-bi friends to help with one and my nonbinary friends to help with another. There are three more that are yet to be given concept art.

I feel like the difference between what the disaster bisexuals made (a big awkward geek who is unendingly underestimated and feels like he's shoved into the background) and what the nonbinary friends made (a tiny absolute heathen who messes with the sports kids, plays too many instruments, and never has worn a cohesive outfit once in their life) is pretty interesting.

Anyways, this is Theodore "Teddy" Broz and Arrow Akana, The Secretary and Treasurer of New Estartia High's Paranormal Investigation Club. Gods help us all.

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I'm fine, this is fine, everything is fine. The world is burning down around me, and I'm trapped on an island of ignorance that only seems to grow as I push myself to learn more, but this is fine, I'm fine, everything is fine.

#Feeling existential today

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I just had to explain to my PCs what a library is. Welcome to Dungeons and Dragons.

#dnd5e #be gay do crimes #dnd party #forever dm #deep sigh

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No, this is just the life my best friend has been living.

It's me, I'm the made up god. The cult was made to worship me. There is no escape.

You accidentally started a cult, and now your made up deity is living with you.

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"If I wanted you dead, you would be dead already." He hissed as he sucked down to avoid being seen by the patrols.

"Don't underestimate me. I may be stupid, but that's what makes me dangerous!" She shouted, making every patrol member suddenly aware of their position.

#writing prompts #writers #villain #Never Trust a Hero

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"Chihuahuas are like someone took a dog and boiled out everything good in them, and all that was left behind was hatred for the mortal plane."

- Castle the human thief

#dnd5e #dnd party #rogue #be gay do crimes #dogs #Chihuahuas are full of endless rage though

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Awakened Raven PC: "I AM NO FEATHER DESK"

#dnd5e #ravens #feather pen #quill

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That.

Please.

I've gotta go get a tub for my frogs.

Pure joy is opening a bag of 100 tiny Pink Lego frogs and dumping them on the table and then remembering there is a single brown frog already on the tree.

I squeaked so loud that my neighbor texted me. Yes, I am finally building that Lego bonsai tree I've wanted since it came out, and it is glorious!

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The boy anxiously approached the ominous black castle. His bright blue eyes darted around as if something would appear to kill him at any moment. His honey blonde hair was a mess for what felt like the first time in his six years of living. His little hands were desperately clutching to his golden crown, the last remainder of the family that saw him as nothing more than a political bargaining chip, one that had now been used.

The massive black doors began to creek open, revealing a tall man with pale skin and raven black hair. His yellow eyes scanned the boy. This man was unlike anyone he had ever seen. He couldn't possibly be the dark Lord. The dark Lord drank the blood of his enemies and turned their bones into his armor. This man was wearing a bright green hoodie with dark purple lettering reading, "Villain Vibes" and dark purple sweatpants. He had deep bags under his eyes and socks that were entirely mismatched. A necklace with a strange steel pendant hung from his neck.

"They sent you out here all on your own?" He knelt down, eyes finally revealing his worry. "You aren't hurt are you?"

The prince shook his head apprehensively before asking, "Are... Are you the dark Lord?"

The man smiled softly and answered with a question, "So that's what they call me over there? Well, don't you worry. I don't think I'm a big scary dark Lord. You can call me Allos, and I'm going to be taking care of you from now on, okay? Come on inside. Let's get you something to eat, yeah?"

The prince took a nervous step forward as the man stood, offering his hand to the kid. With a moment of hesitation, the boy took the elder's hand, and allowed himself to be led inside to his new life.

It is done, in exchange for peace, the Prince was sent as a tribute to the Dark one… who in fact is overjoyed after finally having a son to raise.

#dark Lord #writers #writing prompts #princes

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Teddy couldn't tell what the man on the other side of Icarus's cell phone was talking about, but he could tell that his pancakes were delicious. As his father-figure continued to try to calm what Teddy assumed to be a friend of his, the kid's eyes began to wander towards the mug full of tea resting on the table. Icarus's brother had gotten it for his as a joke after learning he had built the house for Teddy to grow up in. The black mug read "Silver medal dad" in silver lettering, and was by far Icarus's favorite mug. Now though, it seemed to be changing. As Teddy watched the mug, silver became gold, both color and word.

Now, Teddy has seen some strange things since he had been adopted by a witch, sure, but this was new. Someone or something had ruined his papa's favorite cup. Icarus's morning was already stressful enough with his friend on the phone, now his mug wasn't his anymore? Teddy didn't know what to do, but he didn't want Icarus to be upset.

"Look, Donnie. All things considered 976,843 isn't bad. There are millions, maybe billions of dads in the world. You're pretty high up all things considered. You're a great dad to Harmony, and also all she's got. Ignore some arbitrary ranking on a mug of all things and take pride in your relationship with her. I've gotta go now. I'll talk to you later, okay? Let me know if you find out what happened." Icarus sighed as he ended the call.

Teddy started panicking as Icarus picked up his mug. Now there wasn't even time to plan how he could maybe fix things before Icarus was disappointed.

But Icarus wasn't disappointed. He snorted as he saw the change in cup.

"Well, now I know this ranking is arbitrary. How are your pancakes, Teddy Bear?" He ruffled Theo's hair before taking his seat at the table.

Teddy took a sigh of relief before smiling at his father figure.

"They're the best in the world, Papa!"

All of the “#1 Dad” mugs in the world change to show the actual ranking of Dads suddenly.

#number one dad #writing prompt

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"Wait, wait, wait. Did you just say the gunner is a human?" The Savin interrupted the Captain, who looked down at the six foot tall alien in mild amusement.

"Why, yes!" The Adeans exclaimed, his prosthetics making a quiet whir as he made various gestures the chocolate-colored alien next to him had come to realize was Arean sign language, a semi-universal form of communication. "I hope that isn't an issue,"

The Savin shook their head, short and spikey bright white hair flying in all directions.

"Well, good." The captain chuckled.

The Savin asked more and more questions about the ship they're meant to navigate through the stars, but they didn't really pay attention to the answers. They were thinking about the stories of humans and how similar they looked to Savins. Perhaps the two would be able to bond over their convergent evolution.

How wrong they were.

By the time the Savin was led onto the bridge, they had met everyone except the fabled human. Apparently his name was "Oli" and he acted as the ship's cook as well as gunner after they started babysitting for a friend of the Captain and the Medic, the ship's resident undying giants covered in dark fluff with colorful and glowing bone-like structures jutting out of their long fur. Both of them had prosthetics replacing their digitigrade legs, though the Captain had also replaced his arms with the ship's controls. Apparently this "Oli" was rather close with both Adeans on board, but not the rest of the crew. The Savin was curious as to why.

As they stepped onto the bridge, taking in the view of the stars from the windows and the surprising lack of controls to work from, they saw the one they were looking for. Standing at five feet at six inches tall was what appeared to be a Savin male. His hair was a dusty brown pulled back into a messy bun, and his skin was rather pale which was strange. His eyes were emerald green and full of anger at the resident Shiftling, Eks, who was currently wandering around in a form eerily similar to his, complete with leather jacket, white t-shirt, and blue jeans.

"Why are you so damn insistent on playing me, Eks?" The human growled. "Find something original and stop reflecting my inner demons or whatever you called it or I'ma let 'em loose on you, ya got it?"

The shiftling stuck out their fabricated tongue before declaring, "Imitation is the best form of flattery, Human. I just wanted a form that may be more comfortable to our new Savin friend. They look rather similar to humans, you know."

"Oh great. More fucking mimicry." Oli scowled.

The Savin frowned. This wasn't quite what they were expecting. This was a creature upset that it wasn't original. It was upset that it wasn't unique. It was upset that it wasn't alone. Savins were always social creatures, and they had been told humans were too, but this did not show the information they had to be true.

"It isn't imitation," the Savin heard themself explain. "it's convergent evolution,"

The human whipped around and nearly punched the Savin in the face before taking a moment to realize this was not a threat sneaking up behind them and was in fact, just some guy.

"Where the fuck did you come from? Don't sneak up on someone like that! I coulda killed ya!" Oli declared.

"Actually the force you put behind that punch wouldn't have been enough to do significant harm, so reason to worry!" The Savin happily explained.

Oli scowled and muttered something about "um, actually" and assholes before storming off. The Savin frowned.

"Did I say something wrong? My words were logical, yes? They looked to the shiftling for help.

"Humans don't really do logic," the shiftling shrugged.

"I see... I'll have to do more research into human communication. You're Eks, right? I'm Lyrii, the new Savin Navigations officer."

"Yep. I'm Eks, the janitor. Don't let Captain fool you with a long and fancy title."

The Savin smiled. At least they had made one friend who could look familiar.

You just joined a crew and found out that they have a human crewmate. You’re curious and excited to meet them, given your species look so similar, it’s uncanny! Unfortunately, it doesn’t go so well.

#writing prompt #space fantasy

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Pure joy is opening a bag of 100 tiny Pink Lego frogs and dumping them on the table and then remembering there is a single brown frog already on the tree.

I squeaked so loud that my neighbor texted me. Yes, I am finally building that Lego bonsai tree I've wanted since it came out, and it is glorious!

#lego frog

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Tim Drake really just went "be gay, stop crime."

#tim drake #be gay do crimes #dc comics #queer characters

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I'm having a full on meltdown and everyone is just like "Yeah, college is stressful and finals week is coming up. Must be hard."

I didn't even think about those thanks guys.

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Y'all ever trip and fall so badly you murdered a snake with your forehead? I can officially say I have.

#clumsy #snake #i'm in pain

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"Cliche little shit. Coming to me in your time of need. The fucking nerve!" Kae growled as he dragged the large and muscular hero awkwardly towards his couch. "Asshole takes my arm and expects me to be able to use it to fix him. Stupid bitch."

The albino villain drops the heavily injured hero onto the couch before walking towards the kitchen, grumbling all the way.

"I know you have friends. I kidnapped them last week!" He shouted as he grabbed a small white box from a high cabinet, having to stretch in order to reach it due to his short stature. He cursed as it began to fall, catching the box in his one arm before setting it down on the counter and unlatching the lid, removing it to reveal a slim silver ballpoint pen with a charm of what appeared to be a rune hanging off of a small chain on the non-writing end.

"What about your sidekick, huh? Kid's about my age anyway, she'd do just as well as I could and she hasn't tried to kill-"

"They're dead..." The weak and quiet voice of the hero stopped Kae's loud ranting. The glowing golden eyes of the young villain turned to the doorway, from which he could see the lost and devastated hero lying unmoving on his couch.

Kae shook his head a bit as he walked towards the hero spinning the pen, trying to appear bored.

"That's the thing about you so called 'heroes'," he declared. "You would give up those you care about for the sake of the world."

"What about you then?" The hero rasped.

Golden eyes met green as Kae's hands moved expertly casting a glowing rune through the pen, causing wounds to slowly heal.

"I'd give up the world for those I care about. I have given up the world for those I care about."

You, a supervillain, answer a knock at your door, only to find your superhero nemesis shivering, bleeding, scared, and slightly dazed (as if drugged). They appear to have been assaulted. The hero mumbles “…didn’t know where else to go…” before collapsing into your arms.

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"You know, conplaintimenting! Complimenting someone in a way that comes off as complaining."

My new favorite of my mother's confusion with words. It's up there with watermelon armor, which I use in my every day.

#adhd #words