Yeah, I’d watch Muppets Lord of the Rings
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i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake
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Was at the art museum earlier and i have a new favourite painting
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Genuinely 90% of historical fiction would be so much better if more writers could get more comfortable with the fact that to create a good story set in a different time period you do actually have to give the characters beliefs & values which reflect that time period
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hi I’m from your pseudo-medieval fantasy city. yeah. you forgot to put farms around us. we have very impressive walls and stuff but everyone here is starving. the hero showed up here as part of his quest and we killed and ate him
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WHY IS DRAWING HANDS SO FUCKING HARD
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the problem with having a decade old tumblr blog is that there are posts on it from a decade ago
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🗡That will depend on the manner of your return 🏹
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U say to urself "i dont need notches, ill know how to orient the pieces when sewing bc i made the pattern" this is the devil speaking. Put notches in ur pattern and cut them into ur fabric. Youll be glad for it
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Tumblr needed to see this
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we've done it again folks
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Honey, what's tommorow again?
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