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…Graver?

Annabeth cannonly told monument facts to all her friends can we include this in the fandom please

Annabeth gets caught off her guard by something someone says and just spouts

“construction on the gateway arch was completed on the 28th of October 1965”

She never lives it down

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batfamily ages

as of April 2024

alfred: August 16, 1943-2019 (died at 76)

bruce: February 19, 1979 (45)

babs: September 23, 1992 (31-32)

dick: March 20, 1995 (29)

cass: January 26, 2001 (23)

jason: August 16, 2001 (22-23)

tim: July 19, 2004 (19-20)

steph: August 11, 2004 (19-20)

duke: August 13, 2006 (17-18)

damian: ???, 2010 (13-14)

i tried to be as accurate as possible to canon but some stuff just. isn’t ever revealed. the birth DAYS are what is generally accepted as canon but the years/ages are mostly up to interpretation. also i have no fucking clue when damian was born so

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I have been waiting all year to post this.

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renaissance in the 21st century

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The ultimate comedy/angst idea. Tim has issues with authority without even knowing what authority is.

Like he's the pinnacle of latchkey kid. His parents weren't there to tell him no or anything and he has a shit ton of money. In the comics he very clearly goes "lol no" to every rule and has the "ask for forgiveness rather than permission" mindset.

Imagine when Bruce gets his shit together and like wants to start actually parenting Tim rather that Tim parenting him and like it fails miserably.

Bruce, using the BatDad Voice™️: Tim, I forbid you from doing that

Timothy "Rules? I have no clue what that even means" Drake thinking that this was a joke: lmfao that's cute

And maybe Bruce has a little learning arc like wow this kid is fucked up, wow I fucked up. Whoa I got parented by a baby and now that baby has a fucked up sense of self and has matured way too fast and lost it's childhood because I'm an emotional wreck who had to rely on a whole ass baby for emotional and mental support.

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Batman can’t keep his robins au: Damian Al Ghul

Damian Al Ghul is not a Robin. He will never be a Robin. He is the heir to the demon head, being a side kick is demeaning. He is also 16 years old.

Talia Al Ghul knows one thing. If Damian wants to rule the demon’s head she’ll have to die. But Damian will have to kill her. And she is perfectly fine with that.

Ra’s Al Ghul wants to kill his heir. Because the only way his heir becomes ruler is if Ra’s is dead.

Damian Wayne is a ruthless killer. He’s a ruthless killer with a highly trained almost brain dead assassin on his side. He’s a ruthless killer with a plan. A plan to get all of his father’s failed pupils. And well, make himself the ruler of a small army, and then make himself the ruler of a cult.

#batman #bat family #dick grayson #jason todd #tim drake #damian wayne #stephine brown #stephanie brown died #jason todd died #tim drake is joker junior #dick grayson is talon #damian al ghul #Damian Wayne is not a Wayne #Mentioned Batman #Batman can’t keep his robins #Damian is so gender #To me

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Batman Can’t keep his Robins au: Stephanie Brown

Stephanie knew she could do it. She knew that she could handle being Robin. Sure Bruce was in a terrible mental state and didn’t know how to treat a kid right at the moment. But it didn’t matter. She was Robin! She kicked ass! And then…well she wasn’t. When you get beaten to death it kind of makes you…dead. But her case is a little freaky, because when you’re so deformed that even the strongest cops almost throw up when they look at you it isn’t exactly the highest compliment. Even if your not exactly alive to hear it.

when your dead you expect to stay dead. But then when you wake up. It’s surprising. Especially when you wake up and your bones have bent in weird places.

#Batman can’t keep his robins au #bat family #stephine brown #stephanie brown died #stephanie brown was robin #batman #…kind of? #Body horror

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Batman can’t keep his Robin’s- Tim Drake

Tim was a weirdo. Tim Drake was not. So when Batman started to became violent, when he started to almost kill his enemies Tim would just get in the way. So Tim Drake would go and stop him. Tim Drake went up against Batman and saved Batman. And he was Robin. Tim Drake was a great Robin, he was smart, and Tim Drake understood that it was purely business. But Tim saw it as more. And god Tim was still as weird before Robin was back on the street. So Batman and Bruce Wayne had met Tim Drake, the little boy who would fanboy about Robin and Batman and skateboards. Batman never met that boy. And he never got a chance too. Because as soon as the ice between them started to melt, he was gone. Both Tim Drake and Tim were gone. And the only echo that Tim Drake even excited was the hand written case files. Tim Drake had died. Tim Drake died on the table where the joker messed with his mind. And only a fragment of Tim remained. The weird part, the part that he would keep to himself remained. Tim lived deep deep inside this being, this cell. But he had no control over it. And then, after a year or so control was handed over slightly, it was like a shared custody. However, everything was scrambled and if you were boring well… you weren’t after him.

#tim drake #batman #bat family #batman au #batman and robin #robin au #batman can’t keep his robins #Tim Drake is joker junior #tim drake is insane #Tim Drake gets tortured #Tim Drake listens to Brass monkey by the bestie boys when he blows stuff up :) #Batman can’t keep his robins au

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Batman can’t keep his Robin’s- Jason Todd

Robin had been missing, he was just gone. But he hadn’t even been there that long in the first place so Jason Todd didn’t even notice. Jason Todd had already dealt with loss. The loss of his innocence, of his childhood. And he was only twelve. And then he saw the most wonderfully looking tired his twelve year old eyes have ever seen. And then he met Batman. And then he was Robin. He dealt with the losses along the way. And then it happened. The echos rang through his ears. They played over and over. Jason heard the ticking noise. He reached for the door. And then all he saw was red. And then…well. Nothing.

Then he saw green. And he heard that hideous laugh. As he choked. His hair dripped on the floor as he was thrown out of the liquid. And he was greeted by three bodies, and old man, a middle aged woman, and a child.

#batman #jason todd #bat family #ras al ghul #talia al ghul #damian wayne #damian al ghul #Jason Todd was Robin #No red hood #:( #robin au #Batman au #Do you think Jason listens to foo fighters? #I think he does #I think Dick listens to The Beach Boys :) #Batman can’t keep his robins au

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Batman can’t keep his robins-Dick Grayson

Dick Grayson died. He’s been dead for years. Some would say he died when his parents fell off the trapeze. But he was still living, he mourned his parents. But he tried to move on. He really truly did. He wanted to move and be greater. But he wanted revenge. He wanted to kill Zucco. And well, he almost did. When Bruce Wayne took in the young circus star he became something more than just “Dick Grayson”. He became Robin. And Robin was a hero. Robin fought villains on the street. Robin put Zucco into custody. And when he was kidnapped. They didn’t take Dick Grayson. They took Robin. Because Dick Grayson died the day that Robin went missing.

#batman #dick grayson #bat family #dick grayson is talon #Dick Grayson was Robin #Batman au #I DONT THINK I SPLET ZUCCO RIFHT??? #I jsut kinda don’t care :/ #If I post this on Ao3 when it’s done I might spell check it :/ #But nahhh #Robin #batman and robin #court of owls #Robin au #DC #DC au #Batman can’t keep his robins au

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Batman… I choose YOU!

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Comic Comission for @devine-fem ❤️💙

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Au where Damian comes to Gotham with the goal of infiltrating and eventually overthrowing Batman instead of inheriting the mantle. Not much changes from canon except for the fact that he views everything that batman owns as his. That's his future cave and his future batmobile. This also includes his robins. After all everyone knows Batman wouldn't really be Batman without them.

Cue a very bewildered Tim being lectured on his eating habits by a righteous Damian who won't let one of his people take shortcuts with their health.

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A Wild Battinson (Social Media AU)

MASTERLIST

Part 1 — Temporary Baby Acquisition

Part 2 — HE POUT ????

Part 3 — The Babygirl Agenda: Origins

Part 4 — Stuck in a Bookstore

Part 5 — Dior Bruce Wayne Supremacy

Part 6 — Please Sleep

Part 7 — GALA UNDER ATTACK

Part 8 — Stuck in an Elevator

Part 9 — Bruce Wayne is scared of bats?!

Part 10 — Lex Comes to Town

Part 11 — HIT THE DECK

Part 12 — Career Day in Gotham

Part 13 — Bruce Wayne is GAY????

Part 14 — The 30th Annual Wayne Business Convention

Part 15 — Monday: Puppies!!

Part 16 — Tuesday: Protecc Him

Part 17 — Wednesday: Crafts

Part 18 — Thursday: KIDNAPPED

Part 19 — Friday: The Seminar

Part 20 — Gotham's True Cryptid

Part 21 — Temporary Baby Acquisition II

Part 22 — Valentine's Day <3

Part 23 — "I'm used to it"

Part 24 — Weird Bruce Wayne Pics

Part 25 — Permanent Baby Acquisition

Part 26 — Richard "Dick" Grayson

Part 27 — Who's Batman?

Part 28 — A Baby!!!!

Part 29 — Magical Girl Bruce

Part 30 — A Kid on the Roof

Part 31 — Grounded

Part 32 — Bruce Wayne doesn't blink?!

Part 33 — Gotham Bingo Cards

Part 34 — A Secret Third Thing

Part 35 — Q&A with Bruce Wayne

Part 36 — Bat-Themed Bandaids

Part 37 — Bruce Wayne is MOTHER

Part 38 — Be Gay Do Crime

Part 39 — PLOT TWIST

Part 40 — No Bruce?

Part 41 — Permanent Baby Acquisition II

Part 42 — Bruce Wayne Should Punch Someone

Part 43 — Vigilante Discourse

Part 44 — A Wild Superguy?

Part 45 — LexCorp Goes on Strike

Part 46 — Gift Shop Shenanigans

Part 47 — Be My Valentine

Part 48 — BRUCE WAYNE PUNCHED SOMEONE

Part 49 — #BlockBruce

Part 50 — Bruce v. The Horrors

Part 51 — Monday: Lost in NY

Part 52 — Tuesday: The Tonight Show

Part 53 — Wednesday: amFAR GALA

Part 54 — Thursday: Ice Cream Kidnapping

Part 55 — Friday: SUPERBAT

Part 56 — Saturday: Night Live

Outtakes: Part 1 Part 2

Updates Whenever I Feel Like :)

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