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Stephanie had hit the jackpot. She had been heading back to base to get cleaned up after a fight with Condiment King, grumbling all the while. She stopped on a rooftop after some mayo from her hair had fallen into her face.
Suddenly, there was no mayo. All of the condiments that she was covered with were now on the rooftop around her feet. She didn't even see this kid approach. "Huh?" She said without thinking
"Sorry." The kid, who looked like adoption bait smiled sheepishly as he used the hand that had density shifted the food off of her to rub the back of his neck. "I thought you would like that stuff off of you."
Somehow she convinced him to help her with the aftermath of fighting messy villains in exchange for snacks, but in a move of petty revenge she refused to tell the other bats how she managed to get clean so fast and not smell like mustard for a week after.
This, of course, leads to the whole bat clan attempting to stalk her to figure out her secret.
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robinsleeping · 4 months
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Steph is just a star 24/7
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the-b1ah · 6 days
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Part 6 of You can’t bench me!
I loved every second animating that hug and I’m very proud of how it turned out! Hope all y’all feel the same!! I’ve watched it like a thousand times now so cute!
I’m also free from school! And have most of this comic finished now!
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The batfam are trying to pick their jaws off the floor. What do you mean no screaming match, no “your not my real father”, no “your benched until your 30”??? How did this end with permission to patrol? And a HUG?? And a “thanks dad”??????? That doesn’t happen, someone an imposter or mind controlled because there is no way.
Apparently (ha! A-parent-ly) there is a way when both parties have a crumb of emotional intelligence and go to therapy. Absolutely shocking. To be fair Red Hood wasn’t expecting the hug either (but he is starting to get used to them).
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Phantom&Red Hood hugging:
💖 💖 💖
Their helmets:
*clunk*
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Red Hood: what.
RR: you can parent?????
Red Hood: --
Batman *grabbing RH shoulders desperately *: how.
Red Hood: … you have no idea how many parenting books I’ve read
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Jason *later*: if he tries to hug you and you reject him imma make Ethiopia look like an all expenses paid spa vacation. *Cocks gun*
Batfam *in tears*: he’s going to hug us too??? :D
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Masterlist! | Origin | part 5 | Ice cream | intermission | part 7
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The two biggest pranksters of the Batfam are Dick and Tim
Dick like to do pranks that are just fun and makes people laugh - His motto is “confuse and amuse, not abuse”
He’s the person who will replace a picture of you with one of a llama
This is the kind of person you want to get into a prank war with (Steph will undoubtedly join and it’s vital she’s on your side)
Tim likes to view pranking as a way to express displeasure towards people he is upset with instead of actually discussing things.
He thinks he’s being a mild inconvenience. He’s actually being psychological terror.
Everything in your room is 2 inches to the left
You keep seeing rubber ducks but they disappear before you can actually get a closer look
You will never feel safe again
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mikeluciraphgabe · 11 months
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Part 8 master-post
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tirmel · 11 months
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Bruce finds out that Steph and Cas are dating by walking in on them kissing and, as a tired dad, just sighs and asks Steph how many kids of his she plans to date
and, well, he's just sealed his fate, hasn't he.
Cue Steph going on 'dates' with everyone in the Wayne family. Dick? Of course, he's gotta take her to the next Gala and gush about her. Jason? You know the two of them are going to show up at the same fancy restaurant where Bruce has an important dinner. Tim? Cuddling on the couch ("What about Bernard?" "What about me?" Bernard asks as he comes and joins the cuddle pile as he, too, is 'dating' Steph). Dami? Steph shows up bright and early to take him to the zoo.
Duke, Barbara, and even members of the Justice League get in on the joke.
It ends when Bruce finds Alfred setting up an impressive spread for tea and is told it's for Steph.
"And whose her date this time?"
"That would be me, sir."
Bruce broods for an entire month after that and Steph, conceding that she can't top that, gives up and focuses on her actual girlfriend.
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space-dreams-world · 4 months
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The Bells toll for 4 Waynes:
Older Brother! Danny.
It was a regular day in the Wayne manor, and all the Batboys are home. They are in a room with the wayne family portrait before one of them notices something off with the painting. Even, Bruce can't figure out whose the person with his parents. It's only when Alfred sees the painting that he swears.
Info:
- Danny is the first born Wayne. He was born weak and sickly and lasted until he was nine, where he dies (by most likely the court of Owls).
- Danny knows his parents mean well, but he knows that their trying for another child since he's not fairing too well. He gives them his blessing for his future sibling.
- Alfred actually finds Danny when he dies, a vows to protect the future wayne heir. When Alfred looks at Bruce he sometimes sees Danny when he was healthy.
- Danny somehow speedruns the rebirth process that despite being born a Fenton, he still a wayne. He still becomes Phantom and goes, "A la tour de become Batman, but Ghost Zone edition"
- Danny is a diplomat for the GZ, not a king. He demolishes the system and rebuilds a new system where they can self govern. (The crown,the key, and the ring are kept with Clockwork and housed in a several-DNA locked container.
- Hears about the rankness of actual Gotham and its ghosts, so decides to go to Gotham to help Gotham spirit.
- Danny is actual there to deal with Gotham ghost, due to conflicting influences (bats, owls, rogues) leaves Gotham very weak and corruptible. (Spoilers, Danny has force Gotham into her core to heal herself, but stuff happens... Danny has to kill Gotham as the court of owls and the rogue are too influential on Gotham.)
- Danny actually shows up at a gala as cannonically aged Daniel Wayne.
- Danny works as a freelance mechanic or freelance mortician in Gotham.
- The Bats assume the Court is behind Danny's resurrection but, Danny eyes burn green so maybe the LoA is involved.
*Edit*: Danny, in order to heal Gotham, has to house her core as the ecto in city would take too long, and who knows what happened into those pits with Ra's involved (or Danny ferries Lady Gotham to the ghost zone to heal and he takes her place). Danny, for the time being, becomes the city spirit taking on the shadowed tar-like appearance with bits of owl and bat features with curses included and gains a lot of knowledge about his city and its people. This is a lot for Danny as he is essentially a supercharged ghost hybrid. The supernatural in Gotham are worried as Danny has the ability to essentially remove them and their curses on Gotham, but at the same time, because he houses Lady Gotham, people have the chance fight him for more power. The bats don't want to trust Danny and especially after he stakes their city spirit (they think he'll report the Bad guys, but cities are self-governing...)
[ I don't know if I want Danny to meet the Waynes again in the GZ before or after meeting Bruce, and Danny does meet Ra's at some point before meeting Bruce and co.]
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minnesota-fats · 2 years
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Danny in Gotham with his folks decides to go out for a night stroll (rather than sleeping) to try and find a corner store so he can get some ice cream and without paying attention he found himself in the bat cave and rather than freaking out he locks eyes with a VERY sleep deprived Tim and Tim points him out and says, “y’all see that guy who just flew in here right?” And Dick is just like, “go to sleep, Timmy, please. We got this.” Without looking away from the bat computer. So Tim gets up and walks over to Danny and is like “how did you get in here?” And Danny pulls a sucker or something out of his mouth and says, “well this isn’t the convenient store… Can you point me in the right direction?” Tim in his very sleep deprived mind is like, “sure”. So Danny, who is also probably sleep deprived is like, “dope!” Grabs Tims hand and flys the two of them out of there to go get ice cream.
Tim and Danny do hijinks while the bat fam just think Tim went to bed finally until morning when they don’t find Tim ANYWHERE!
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star-reyes · 1 year
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Queer baiting in comics is BACK, BABY
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aurora-borealis00 · 22 days
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Stupid head canon I came up with
When a member of the Wayne family gets married, they first get married at the Gotham court house. So that no matter how publicized their wedding is they still have a moment of just them.
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current-comix · 11 months
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David Marquez
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Halloween prompts no. 24.5
Danny needed a place to live.
The Wayne manor had more rooms than anyone could know what to do with.
Had Danny been sneaking in to the Wayne manor uncaught for a three months now? Yep. Had he had a little fifteenth birthday party for himself with a cupcake and a candle in his new room? Yep. Was he proud of his appearent stealth? Yep.
Did he expect the butler to walk in on him in the middle of phasing his backpack back out of the wall?
Nope. Absolutely not.
The butler eased out of his look of shock like a veteran of wild shenanigans and bullcrappery, "May I inquire the reason for your visit?"
Danny, who was a panicking just blurted out, "I live here now!"
They just kinda stared at eachother before the butler laughed a little. "Alright then. Dinner will be served in two hours. Don't be late."
And with that he was gone. Danny groaned about his big mouth and decided to commit. Dinner was awkward and the butler, Alfred, made him introduce himself and he did so with a little wave.
Damian attempted to murder him with throwing knives which Danny caught and proclaimed were his now. The family all watched on as Danny wound Damian up and kept taking more weapons from him. Little bat looked like he was on the verge of either flying over the table at the teen or just having a stroke.
Steph and Tim were switching between asking questions and being menaces to society.
Jason was making quips at other people and being oddly friendly.
Duke was staring at danny with a look of horror for half the diner before awkwardly deciding to be friendly and hope whatever this thing was didn't bite
He and Dick were already workshopping puns together at the table in front of everybody. A fact no one but them enjoyed.
Bruce was asking vague questions to try to figure out what this kids deal was and how exactly he got past all the security.
Cass had successfully taught him a bit of ASL and they seemed to get along well enough. Especially once stealth was brought up. Turns out Danny likes to sneak around and he had almost been caught multiple times in the three months he'd been living here. All the family went silent.
"Did you say three months?!"
The whole family (sans Damian) works together both to get Danny to stay so they can get answers to questions and try to peace together wth is happening.
At first they thing Danny is going to freeload off of him only to discover he only came home right before the curfew Bruce set for him and heads out first thing in the morning. He usually only used the manor to sleep and shower.
It was Steph who found him first. He was handing out flyers as part of one of his many side jobs. Turns out he spent most of his time working.
He somehow managed to get Jason to help him buy a fridge. Danny paid for it entirely by himself, he just needed Jason to sign a piece of paper since he was a legal adult and Danny very much wasn't. Jason asked why the kid wanted such a huge fridge and he wasn't prepared for him to say he "wanted to stay out of the way as much as possible"
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ravendraculina · 3 months
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@dc-rarepair-week
Day one: Fake Dating :33333
I love cass and Kon’s friendship. Lesbian and gay solidarity fr fr
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the-b1ah · 11 days
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Part 5 of You can’t bench me!
I don’t want to procrastinate but the parasites in me want to procrastinate.
Y’all are not ready for the next update…im not ready for the next update… my art skill gives me far too much power…
Also shout out to @kitkat-4772 for guessing correctly in the last post!! Remember to keep your silence about the next update or else :)
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Spoiler,Red Robin, and Robin are all thinking of every single time they snuck out to fight crime, got caught, and were lectured within an inch of their lives. They all expect Phantom to experience their pain. Robin thinks Phantom is a dumbass for not just lying about the project being done. Batman is soooooo ready to have one of his kids experience the torment of trying to get an overly competent vigilante child to do anything they don’t want to, especially not to parole for the night. Let one of little terrors see how hard it is to parent and get a taste of their own medicine.
But Surprise! Red Hood is pretty good at this parenting thing, the peanut gallery is in utter shock.
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Phantom: *in tears* can I get sprinkles too?
Red Hood: anything you want starshine, I know you’re trying your best and just need a break
Batkids: how come WE never got ice cream?????(or sorbet for the vegan )
Batman:*deep sigh*
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Batman: i’m not getting a good grade in parenting. Something that is normal to want and possible to achieve
Red Hood: As always i’m a straight A student
Masterlist! | Origin | part 4 | part 6
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The batfam ranked on how likely they are to appear in a dentist’s dreams from nightmare to a pleasant dream:
*I am not a dentist and know nothing about dentistry
1. Bruce - has all pearly whites. More then half of those pearly whites are fake and have lock picks in them because Batman has taken far too many punches to the jaw
2. Dick - has also taken a lot of punches to the jaw, and is addicted to sugary cereal and coffee
3. Steph - watched Carmen Sandiego and is constantly aware of protecting the face, but didn’t have the best dental care growing up
4. Tim - constantly pisses people off resulting in every one he’s ever met slapping/punching/kicking him in him in the face at least once. Would be higher the Dick, but believes that getting a cavity would be the most embarrassing thing in the world and has never gotten one despite eating full bags of marshmallows
5. Cass - Wears a full face cowl, and would be higher from what she ate when on the run, but I am biased
6. Damian - under the Al-Ghuls hygiene was very import and he maintains that, but when Dick went on a spree of introducing him to different snacks he got his first cavity and thought he was dying
7. Jason - like Steph, dental care wasn’t the best, but the Pit fixed it and now has very good teeth
8. Duke - cleanest teeth ever but hates the dentist because the first time he went to get a cavity filled after what happen to his parents the dentist had remarked that he now had a “great big smile” and since his face was still numb he nearly had a panic attack
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mikeluciraphgabe · 1 year
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Part three master-post
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