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Does anyone have a way to actually get people to see your posts more often?

I feel like I am performing for a empty amphitheater, haunting the stage in an attempt for someone to notice me.

Dis kobold is not gonna just float about for eternity, right?

#random shit #screaming into the void #cringe #haunting #stupid post

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Birdposting again

"The side-eye of Pleading Regret"

lil borbs

They come in different colors too!

He does not look his age, for he is a balding lil child

Extra birb

A carton of emus

#birdposting #stupid post #random shit #stupid bird #how does one get popular?

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every autistic person watching this episode of dungeon meshi:

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Nostalgia Flashbang!

Think Fast, Chucklenuts!

#nostalgia #our house #random shit #Youtube

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Birdposting- Goofy Ah Bord

He very fest

Poggers

Mad scientist lookin bord

They may have won against Australia, but they still look Emu-sing

#emu #stupid bird #birdposting #funny idea #random shit #stupid post

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Show of hands, who would want a pocket dimension only you could summon? I can't be the only one who thinks having infinite space to keep stuff would be cool.

#portals #random shit #hoarding #super powers

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I know I’ve said this before but vampires

don’t show up on camera

can fly/scale walls

immune to bullets

can break into any safe by turning into fog or some bullshit

could probably hypnotize security guards as needed

therefore I am in dire need of a heist film where a group of vampires band together to steal back their old stuff from museums

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Moar Birbposting- Vulture edition

He's the cock of the walk,

They listen to him talk,

when he struts his stuff,

you know you'll never be enough.

#vulture #random shit #birdposting #stupid bird

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Threat acknowledged, still will continue to be dry.

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moar birbposting

He rest

Tired parent

me when the story I made up in my head gets forgotten before I imagine the end

I'd like to apollengize for this post.

#random shit #nightjar #bumblebee #stupid post

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I understand that this probably won't get any response from anyone, but I wanna see what abominations and/or cwitters(technical term) get made from this:

What if kobolds looked like Nightjars?

If anyone is willing to draw it, please do, Nightjar Kobolds would be really funny.

Nightjar Picture for those who don't know what they are:

the dragon birb.

#kobold #nightjar #random shit #funny idea #draw this please #stupid post

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Eclipse day, amazing event!

Can't wait for the next one I can actually see, which is likely going to be in like, 20 years.

OH WELL.

Thank you for reading!

#eclipse #happy #random shit #a post

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Random Void Scream because I wanna. Today is a stark warning.

If I decide to post something Uber cringe, I warn thee now:

I do not apollengize.

Suffer.

Thank you.

uwu

#random shit #screaming into the void #stupid post #cringe

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Imma pitch an idea so that I am not the only one with it stuck in my head.

When you heard rumors about aliens coming to Earth to possess people and give them their greatest wish, you thought it was a joke. Now, you are being transported to a new facility to study the ability that you were given by the Genie, when something stops the car. The Deva decidedly wants you to die so it has one less host opposing it. How do you use your new power to save yourself?

#creative writing #random shit #wishes #genie #writing prompt #please respond

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I screm at teh funni cite gib clout pls

#random shit #nightjar #my poor attempt at a joke #stupid bird