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nibblelinephym · 4 months

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they should all kiss eachother forever i love polyamory yippeeeee !!!!! alt vers + the separate things on their own below the cut ^-^ feel free to do w/e with this just make sure u credit me. and if i find it anywhere w/o my url on the image im going to eat your house

sketch - w/o lipstick - w/o the sketch still visible/the little doodles

spankoffschitz closeup - ruthie closup - flemoffski closeup

ruthie doodle closeup - spankoffschitz doodle closeup - flemoffski doodle closeup

#nerdy prudes must die #ruth fleming #richie lipschitz #peter spankoffski #npmd #nerdy polycule #<- tgats what i call them :]#flemoffschitz #<- assuming thats the combo of their names idk #ruthie #flemschitz #<- not sure which one it is. using both to be safe #spankoffschitz #spankoschitz #<- same goes for. those ones #flemoffski #there has been a criminal lack of ruth/peter and ruth/richie content out there btw theyre soooooo everything #my art

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aimarann · 8 months

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I should stop going on instagram. Why are people always so mean in the comments ?

I was just watching a video of a french grandma sharing her roasted chicken recipe (it's almost the same as my grandpa's so it made me smile cause I know it's good) and almost everyone in the comments was awful. Lot of people calling it unseasoned (it wasn't) and disgusting and lot of people getting defensive about it and therefore insulting other countries cuisine.

Like first of all why are people judging other culture's cooking, the philosophies are different, and second of all why do people have the urge to comment on everything ? Why don't they just ignore it ? It makes me a little sad.

#fae talking #i wonder why people feel so strongly about food #i mean i know but eh #anyway who taught these people tgat aromatic herbs and shallots aren't spices ?#i want to make them smell good quality thyme and oregano I'm sure they'd love it #ooooh and basilic basilic is so so so cool !!! in tomato sauce it enhances the whole thing !!!!!#like granted roasted chicken isn't elaborate #but with good quality meat the flavor only needs some enhancing #plus when the skin is salty and crispy hmmm #my aunt have a chicken farm and hers are extraordinary #they live a really good life and you can taste it #recipes with paprika or other imported spices are wonderful but simple grandmas recipes are too !!!!!!#spices existed in europe before colonisation ! different kind of salt and pepper have different flavours !!!!#i know most of the 'mean' people probably already know aromatic herbs but idk #maybe not the right recipe ?#i never know what to call spice in english tbh #like does it only mean non-european herbs ?#because that's how some people seem to use the word ?#it makes me think : I need to ask my mom for my grandpa's onion sauce recipe #it goes really well with roasted chicken #and any other white meat too !#and with bread hehe bread is always good #when there's still sauce in your plate bread saves the day !#no wasting good things !#yeah fae rambling about common things over

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aynut · 6 months

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eros-devil · 4 months

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A steamy love making

⚠!WARNING!⚠

📎PLEASE DO NOT READ IF YOU ARE UNDER 18 📎WOMEN DNI (no female readers, or ppl with she/her or she/they)

📎DO NOT TRANSLATE OR REPOST MY WORK 📎SMUT FIC (first time writing a fic, sorry if it low quality) 📎kinks: ☆foreplay ☆praise 📎 hope that all I need to warn all of u from, have a nice day and enjoy this humble simple fic…

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After finally getting it over with work, Wriothesley return to his shared apartment exhaustion taking over his features but quickly disappeared as he remembers that his beloved husband await him at home, the idea of getting greeted at the door with a lot of kisses and praises for doing such a good job~ and let not forget about those homemade meals… Opening the door he took his coat off put it on the hanger "I'm home!"… Silence… he went to the kitchen to check if [Name] was there but you weren't there although the dinner is already on the table and it a bit warm and there is no sign of an intruder entering the house, Thes decided to look for you perhaps you taking a nap He checked the living room, your shared bedroom and you weren't there, what left is the bathroom. Slowly making his way to it he was praying to the archons that you were there unharmed, anxiously he turn the handle of the bathroom's door closing his eyes "[Name], are you in there?" He called in hope for an answer… "Thes?… you came,…wait, what time is it?" You were in the bath tub awakening at the sound of your husband

Wriothesley open his eyes and let a sigh of relief that you are safe, he make his way to you eyeing his sweet beloved who is soaked and just woken up, "Sweet tart, how many times have I told you not to fall asleep in the bath" Thes tskk at your slight disobedience of his words but he'll it slide this time since he almost got a heart attack not long ago. "Sorry, it was so cozy and warm I couldn't resist it" you explained, locking gaze with your beloved, him gently brushing your hair too get a better look at your face, leaning to you to kiss those sweet tempting lips of yours capturing them in his SPLASH!!!

He fell into the water with you you, not bothered at all he continued to kiss you, focusing only on you and you alone, his sweet tart that he cannot ever get enough of. He took off his shirt and dive back to you, holding you firmly closer to his body and kissing that sweet neck of yours before licking and sucking on it for a lil.

"Good boy~♡ you are doing good pleasing me~"

Looking into your eyes with a pout and a lil frown, you couldn't hold it any longer and laugh a bit, Thes looked puzzled at you "What so funny?"

"Ehehe… It's a secret~" honestly the fact tgat the big scary prison warden for the Fortress of Meropide turn into a needy puppy for you is a sight you truly cherish

"Well… It isn't important" without a warning he changed your position so now you are sitting with your back facing his broad chest giving you a lil smooch on your cheek. "Spread your legs" He commands and you so, sliding and hand between your legs pressing on your hole before entering two fingers, you let out a moan at the feeling of his fingers reaching your depths, moving his fingers skillfully and hitting the right spots that make you see stars

"Ngh~… ah~♡…haa… ahh!" It was like a calming melody to the Duke, he grab your face with his other hand, turning your face to once again melt into another heated kiss, you whine when you felt the water getting inside you, but your thoughts was foggy with the pleasure, you reach to your dick but Wriot was fast to grab your hand even so you tried to protest he shush you "Not yet sweet tart, your only cumming from behind tonight"

The tears, that desprate look in your eyes and the way your body squirm it was all his doing and he was so damn proud of it, he is the only one who get you so worked that like that, he is the only one who knows your body better than any other, and he is the only one that can hear his name chantted by your adorable lewd moans…

"You… You're so, so mean~!" You stated and with a lil more fingering you cum, "Mean.. Me? Am I mean for taking good care of my beloved?"

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Okay that enough my baby angelic brain can't handle writing fics, sorry if it not good enough I tried and this is my first time writing a "long" fic TT

Don't get any hopes up but I'll see if I can do a part 2…. BUT DON'T GET YOUR HOPES UP =w=💦

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gabessquishytum · 1 year

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just to flip the age kink thing, i've got a suggestion for how they'd have hob as the younger one. hob's getting to the point where he needs to start his next life and he decides that he wants to keep teaching but wants to change up the subject this time. there's a grad program he's really interested in so he figures he'll do that and then teach the subject, he starts crafting his next identity, and dream's so interested in the process since he hasn't seen hob doing this before. he sees the age hob's going for and offers some help -- he could make everyone perceive hob as younger, so he'd be able to get longer out of this identity.

hob, of course, is thrilled. he starts off as young as he can, of course, but it's been centuries since hob's even tried to pass himself off as 22. he could pull it off when people lived harder, but it just doesn't work anymore. dream makes a couple more suggestions -- hob's used June 7th as his birthday before, it sort of is in a way. now tgat he and dream use it as their anniversary he would have picked a different date but hey, if that's the date dream thinks he should go with, no big deal.

so hob goes off back to school, he's having a great time, he's sort of loving pretending to be in his 20s again. his friends do give him odd looks when they see him with dream, though. that's fine -- dream is, frankly, odd. it's probably nothing. until he starts seeing how dream's presenting himself to others and... yeah, the first time hob sees the dusting of silver hair at dream's temples, he drops to his knees to suck dream's cock in the stacks of the uni library. it's fine. he has very normal feelings about it. it's fine.

he's not totally clear on the specifics of the game dream's playing until the end of his first year, though, when dream mentions, in careful earshot of a few of hob's more gossipy classmates, that he'll plan something nice for hob's birthday. it's their anniversary, after all, and five years is a number worth celebrating. hob doesn't realize until later that dream just made sure all hob's classmates know that he got together with his significantly older and significantly wealthy boyfriend on his 18th birthday. and that dream's been supplying most of hob's wardrobe again. and giving him jewellery. and keeping hob at his side any time they're in public together. and that maybe there's a reason he keeps getting carefully worded questions about his relationship, because dream has very intentionally made him look like a pretty young thing being taken advantage of by an older man. hob needs dream to fuck him about this immediately, actually.

(it also occurs to hob, once dream's fucked him through the mattress while calling him little one and darling boy and pet, that this is. probably how gods and fey and other immortals actually do see a relationship between dream of the endless and a human. and gets turned on about it all over again.)

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This is literally what I look like right now. Oh my fucking gOD

I don't. I don't know how to add to this? Hnnngg. Dream with grey in his hair, treating Hob like his little plaything, making Hob’s friends somewhere between concerned and jealous. It's making my mouth go dry.

I think you might have finally bit the "horny overload" switch in my brain, my darling.

ffffffuck.

I'm just thinking about Dream renting a fancy apartment for Hob to live in while he's studying. He comes home from the dreaming every day, and Hob’s friends skedaddle from what ever study club they've been doing (they're a little intimidated by Dream, although hes nothing but polite). Dream gets to have Hob all to himself for the evening, gets to relearn Hob’s body as it hasn't been for a very long time. Being physically 22 has a lot of advantages when it comes to joint flexibility and sexual stamina, and Dream wants to enjoy them to the fullest. Hob is very much immersed in the fantasy of being Dream’s kept boy, and he likes the attention, he likes it when Dream showers him in gifts. He keeps Dream updated on his grades and soaks up all the praise and sweet talk Dream lavishes on him. They go to the opera together, or to fancy restaurants where Dream publicly shows Hob off to absolutely everyone. And the sex afterwards is just insane. Hob rides Dream’s cock in the limo on the way home, or sucks him off in the dressing rooms of fancy boutiques.

They have literally all the time in the world to be horny and stupid and I, for one, want to see it.

#🐈‍⬛ anon #the sandman #dreamling #nsft #dream x hob

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classpectpokerap · 1 month

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Give meq tgat fefat <> roxy stuffff please

alright bear with me for a second i gotta paint a word picture

imagine youre roxy lalonde, right.

you just entered the game. youve got a bottle of momslime. your modus was literally built to hold ectobiologized goo. youve been feeling the weight of destiny on your shoulders -- YOU ARE GOING TO MEET HER. she might be dead but you are going to meet her.

and you get to your sprite,

and theres just

a fucking

CLOWN

and two corpses that he throws into the kernel.

(the first homestuck fic i ever read, Conference Call, has a version of the erisolsprite prototyping. they fought gamzee and got their fuckin asses kicked. its great.)

and then youre left with just. Some Alien Bitch. and its like the universe is teasing you, because she's partially the DIRECT DESCENDANT of the fishwitch what killed your mom, and also a cat???? you are so sick to death of cats. you have been up to your fucking ass in cats. its just too much

and then she just. talks to you

and you slowly start to listen

you hear about her lives on alternia. what it was like being a princess, what it was like being the pauper. how they weren't even really friends, before -- they ran in different circles.

but they're one person, now. one person dedicated to *helping you.*

we never find out how roxy quit drinking, or who helped her through it

(it was fefeta)

and fefeta *loves* you. she listens to you talk about boys. you talk about your mom. fefeta never really spoke to her... but her nepeta half *knows what happened to your kitty frigglish* after he died. and frigglish said that your mom was okay.

that everything was going to be okay

and it's just. jane had her shit. jake was up in his shit. dirk had fucked off with his shit. and roxy really only had fefeta!!!!!!!!

and i think they were moirails and i think they loved each other so much. frankly. tbf.

roxy is a trans woman, fefeta is newly plural. they have a lot in common. tbqh. its like. its very beautiful. in my eyes. in my vision.

and then

she dies

and this is like. this is a really big fucking deal honestly?

fefeta's death is like. a huge thing. its one of the only things she tells john about when summarizing the entirety of her session.

and this isnt something she magically gets back in the post-retcon timeline, either

like... when fefeta dies, there isnt a post-retcon fefeta. (we'll GET TO YOU JASPROSE.) it's just roxy who remembers fefeta's existence at all -- her friends dont have any connection to her. *nobody alive in all of reality* remembers her.

fefeta isnt just dead, dude, shes Fucking GONE. shes the goner ever. shes fuckin erased.

but honestly

on a level? good for her.

we've seen what being in homestuck does to people. it warps them, reshapes them. (see the new hsbc upd8 for some cool imagery about it.) fefetasprite was never a real part of the story. she got away with being silent -- her words are hidden from us. she was never in LE's clutches.

and why would LE even want to clutch her

she's the sword that's going to kill him, after all

:3

i call fefetasprite the "cat fish witch" for a very important reason. a) its cute BUT B). if you look at caledfwlch, dave's sword, and just sorta. squint at the word. it looks like cat fish witch. that's fefeta. she Iss the cat fish witch.

so what does her death mean?

well it's not like dave used an UNBROKEN sword to fight LE.

feferi is the part of the sword still left in the stone. the part we forgot and left behind.

which leaves Nepeta, the other half of this broken sword, of the Cat Fish Witch

to kill the shit out of Lord English. B33

the sword was always going to kill him!!!!!!!! fefetasprite was the sword!!!!!!!!!!! NEPETA WAS ALWAYS FATED TO DEFEAT LORD ENGLISH!!!! AM I CLINICALLY INSANE? YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

anyway. all this to say.

i wrote a fic about this.

check out the second work in the series for roxy processing the emotions that none of her post-retcon friends remember her moirail. it's some good stuff i think!!!!!!! also hal is there!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

anyway jasprose is just roxy's initial dream of reviving her mom in her kernelsprite brought to life through the most roundabout and indirect and stupid way possible. send POST

#hs meta #homestuck #homestuck fanfic #etch asks #fefetasprite #feferi peixes #davepetasprite^2 #nepeta leijon #my fanfic #roxy lalonde #roxy <> fefeta

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loving-n0t-heyting · 4 months

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What's the bad thing about the recall election?

The point of the recall was to make an example of persky before other criminal judges in cali: be more lenient in sentencing than we regard as fitting, and your place on the bench will also be put on the block. In this the recall campaign succeeded: CA courts saw an immediate uptick in severity of sentencing, and california lawyers will openly tell you that judges discussed the success of the campaign in apprehensive terms. If, like me, you think that severe sentences are one of, if not the, greatest ills in the American criminal justice system, this should naturally concern you greatly

This also should help dispense with the fake-deep tripe someone was giving me in the reblogs about how the legitimate public anger over brock turners light sentence was coopted by the "carceral surveillance state" to "manufacture consent" for increased sentencing severity. This gets the causation completely backwards: first came the grassroots opposition campaign, then the courts (the "carceral surveillance state") responded by acceding to the publics threat. In this sense the public accountability mechanisms worked as advertised

Judicial elections are generally a social cancer anyway, even if recall campaigns are especially bad. Lots of peer nations have no truck with them. Judges and prospective judges running for the bench electorally always always always wind up pandering to lawandorder jagoffs first and foremost; as just one example, there is a richly attested link between judicial elections and liberal application of the death penalty. "Lynching by proxy" i always call it. This is a useful example to point out to pseudowoke antielectoralists who will eagerly justify squandering their hard wom democratic rights at the ballot box by explaining our elected officials dont care what we have to think of them. Turns out elected judges care a lot what we think of them, its just tgat most of the ppl voting for them think they should be evil

#ask #anon

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libraford · 9 months

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Don't tell me your roommates forced you out of the actual master bedroom despite apparently taking on the bulk of the housework and the food bill? And while throwing away your shit?

We decided when we moved in together that they would get the master bedroom because they had (at the time) 2 elderly dogs and 2 cats, so they'd need the space. Plus they had a california king size bed and we just a had a queen. So it made sense to give us the room that had been intended for a kid.

It was a little cramped for us, but we used to share a 1 bedroom apartment.

What was upsetting was that the shared spaces (living room, kitchen, front room) were set up, decorated, furnished while I was at work and couldnt give my input. So a lot of my stuff has been shoved in the garage this whole time, but shed still go in there and rearrange things without telling us.

And she DID do chores. In fact, she would say that she was the ONLY one that did chores even if that's not entirely true. I mostly made dinner and did dishes, which I dont think she realized how much dishes they produced because I would clear the sink and then wake up the next morning to another sink full.

But she hated clutter, and I'm a little cluttered. Like I'd leave my notebook on the end table with a pen and shed call it a mess. And her solution to mess was to take the stuff tgat was mine and put it on a table where my other stuff was.

So I couldnt find a lot of stuff. Because it was in places that I had not put it.

When we were talking about living together, I told her from the start that I'm messy and people find it to be a deal breaker.

"Well, maybe you'll learn to tidy up," she said.

"And maybe you'll learn to let things go." She didnt like that answer.

So I knew from the start that there was going to be tension just from that.

But she'd get mad at me for not like... vacuuming the cat tree. But they're not my cats? Like shed get mad at us for not doing certain chores without telling us what those chores were or how often they needed done. Shed do them and complain that shes the only one that does them and if we tried to do them before she got to them shed say we did it wrong.

And somehow... somehow my books and pens and pencils were messes, but the cup of yogurt she left out for three days was not.

These are trauma responses. I'm being so kind. But a lot has happened in the past four years and I havent had energy to process it because I was too busy trying not to set off her moods.

So anyways, it's over now. We get the master bedroom and on monday we're going to get the heirloom furniture that Pock has had in storage but never had room for.

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pebblethestone · 6 months

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The Paladin And Druid ²

Zevlor x druid reader

Summary - you make a another bracelet for someone as well as show Zevlor around the grove and out side of it.

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Paladin And Druid Masterlist

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A/n - feel like a rushed this part but like it's fine I can do more later and then look at it to fix any mistakes tgat I've made later on

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After helping the tiflings set up their camp you grab a box of stuff moving it somewhere someone won't walk into it like you had done earlier, being lucky no one saw. Deciding to go to your hidden spot in the grove as you Morph into a red squirrel.

Running around as you go and find a hole in the walk as you squeeze into it, there is another way in but this way is just faster. Morphing back into your normal form as you take a seat at the desk that you had made you open a box filled with dirt or clay whatever you call it.

Take some of it out of the box and take off small pieces as you roll them up and put holds into it so it's like a bead making two, you light a little fire and put a pan over it putting the beads onto it so it will dry faster.

You then grab some string the colours being red, orange and yellow and tie a knot then you start to weave the string back and forth creating patterns into the bracelet you making. You keep checking how long the bracelet is as you wrap it around your wrist deciding that it needs to be a bit longer

After a while you had finished, tying a knot at the end, and then you braided the strings together after you had finished you looked over at the beads that you had made seeing as they were almost dry, deciding to wait a little longer as you put the bracelet down and grabbing one of your books to read.

After reading a few chapters of your book you put it down and take a book back at the beads seeing them fully dry as you move the pan onto the ground and put dirt over the fire to put it out and then take the beads out of the pan and put them down next to the bracelet.

Taking the bracelet into your hands and picking up one of the beads as you try your best to put it through the braid managing to do it on your third try you tie another know to keep it in place as you do the same on the other side.

Stuffing it into your small pocket you get up and morph into a red squirrel again and then you leave your little hideout as you come back into the grove through the little hole.

The first person that you see is your brother Halsin as you snake up on him as a squirrel as slow as you can making sure that he won't notice.

“I know that is your Y/n, You not very good at this,” he says as he turns around to look at you amusement on his face, turning back into your normal form as you let out a little huff

“you are no fun Halsin,” you say annoyed that you didn't get to surprise him yet again.

“Well I am older than you, but I've been looking for you and was wondering if you could show Zevlor around the grove as well as outside of it since he seems to trust you more than the others,” he says to you as he looks over to the tifling leader you looking over at him too.

“Okay, will do,” you say as you leave Halsin and head over to Zevlor, as he turns around hearing your footsteps.

“Hello Y/n, what is it you need?” he asks you looking towards you as you stand next to him.

“I would like to show you around since it's probably easier to know your way around the place as well as outside” you explain to him as he nods his head to your understanding.

“that would be a very generous offer, 'll be happy to take it,” he says.

“right then, let's get going I'll show you outside first where places are and then then ill show you around the grove after, how does that sound?” you say as you start walking towards the big wooden gates as he follows beside you you.

“So where are we going first?” he questions as he watches the gate open for the both of you as walk into a forest not too far away.

“Will I thought I would show you where you can go when you need somewhere to be quiet, I've noticed that sometimes you seem to get overwhelmed easily?” you say as you see his tail stop moving a little to your words.

“Ah, you have noticed a lot of stuff then?” he says nervously and maybe a little embarrassed. As you start to hear a river.

“Yes well, everyone gets overwhelmed at some point, but I think that having somewhere quiet and relaxing would help you” you say, going towards a big oak tree near a river.

“It's quite lovely here, I must say” you hear from beside you making you smile a little.

“Yep, it is and it's a good place to catch fish as well, like salmon, have you ever had it?” you say to him.

“no I haven't, but I would like to try at some point” he says shaking his head.

“I'll show you how to catch them at some point then, it's always good to know how to catch fish, you'll never know when you need to” you say

“That would be nice” he says as he steps closer to the river watching as the fish move up it and jump out of the water.

“Right then I have to get something before to head back to the grove and show you about it” you say taking him out of his thoughts and turning to look over at you.

“Alright, what is it that you looking for?” he asks as you look around trying to see if you can see any mushrooms.

“Am looking for a puffball mushroom which is round, they should be here at this time of year?” you say as the both of you wander around the woodland, eyes scanning the surrounding area after a while you see one just next to a rotting tree stump.

“I found one,” you say, as you get him to follow you over to it you bend down to pick it up and get back up to show it to Zevlor as he looks at it.

“And what do you exactly do with it?” he asks taking it from you and turning it around.

“Well, you can eat it, cook it and that,” you say, taking it back gently from him, showing his the place and where it's best to gather herbs and plants.

After getting back to the grove you see Halsin as you quickly go over to him and give him the puffball he raises a brow as you do and then you go back over to Zevlor.

“Okay so this is where you and your people will be staying in the hollow and you can use the secluded champers since we don't use them, so you can do your planning and what that in there,” you say walking into the part of the hollow showing him it.

Walking back out you see the tiflings still trying to settle in, your eyes looking around, Zevlor at the people he trying to do the best for.

“thank you Y/n, you've already done so much for us” he says to you as you continue to show him around. Went down some stairs to show him to show him the main part of the grove.

“This is the sacred pool where the idol of Silvanus is, our oak father of nature and fairness” you explain to him as you look at it sitting surrounded by water with a path leading towards where it stands on the stone. Feeling eyes burning into your back looking over your shoulder, to see kagha glaring at you.

“thank you again very much Y/n but I must be going back to help with my people, and the grove is a very beautiful place,” he says to you as you look back at him.

“Okay well, it's getting quite late I suppose. I'll let you go then but come to me if there are any problems or if you require help” you say a small smile crossing his face as you do.

“I will, I see you later?”

“yep, see you later,” you say as he walks back upstairs and towards where his people are. You Hear footsteps getting closer to you as you look at who it is, seeing Kagha as she stands before you with a glare still on for face.

“we should have not let refugees stay in the grove” he stays with sharp eyes, her voice clear as she says that. Making you frown

”Kagha, you seem to forget that we should help, when people need it,” you say as she stands a little over you but you keep your ground.

“And you should know, we shouldn't trust outsiders that are not our people” she sneers at you.

“We follow our oak father, we help others when they need it most not abandon them,” you say with your voice raised a little as she huffs at you and angrily walks off. Making you sigh as she does. Your hand fell into your pocket feeling the bracelet that you had made unsure of then to give it to the Paladin.

#x reader #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #reader #zevlor x reader #zevlor #bg3 zevlor #zevlor x mc #bg3 x reader #baldur's gate 3 x reader

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mmyashas · 3 months

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hello!!! can you please tell me about qspreen and qroier (it doesn't have to be anything long djjdjfj but i joined way later and don't know much about their story and their ending)

also YEAYY for hu tao pfp! :D

>:-) >:-) Ok well...... first of all i have already summarized thr #betrayal which is a big part of their story & relationship .... here....

i think its also heavily important to me that. Fuck . qspreen didnt think it affected qroier tgat bad..... which was seen in how he tried to remedy what he did right after (aswell as the globe he gave roier) . he talked to him whenever he could. he installed cameras by their house (because it was always his, roiers, marianas & missas house)

qroiers relationship w qspreen is so rocky because in roiers eyes spreen betrayed his trust. he didnt care much ab the dog becsuse spreen made him get it & killed it on the same day. he wabted revenge because he didnt think it was possible his friends woukd do that to him. so he stopped getting any pets (he didnt even wanr to get pets before the betrayal! because someone could use them against him! call that foreshadowing) (he also stopped going to dungeons for fun but thats a convo for another day)

and qroier didnt even get to do anything. spreen cubito disappeared & the next thing you know hes dead. officially dead. i have the small theory he got murdered by qroier bc he did say he wanted to kill someone but . well. who knows!

i do wish that that plotline got continued... i still remember the devil was going to help qroier get revenge but like. Oh well................

#qsmp #qsmp roier #qsmp spreen #Ok i did not mean for it to be thay long #hu tao pfp :-) my beautifu l girl

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thatcheeseycandle · 3 months

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//SPOILERS FOR CHAPTER 29 OF IN PURSUIT OF SELF SINCE YKNOW REACTION POST

Preparing myself as I read this BEHHAHDHD

I LOVE HOW THE TITLE CARD IS THE SAME ONE FROM THE CROWNED ENGINE YAYDYSHDVC

Ohg osg OH NGOBOONNOO CLUNC ASLTLE GET OTU GET OTU MOVE

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MS PARSONS YOU LITTLE. YOU MY GOSH YOU JUST ABANDONED CLUNC ASTLE. NY GOAHAHDDHHA

Oi OI OI OOOJOJIII BLUE OETER WOOOOOOO BLUE PETER LETS GOOOOOOO

Ngl I almost felt bad for Clun Castle on this bit HEHAHAHHAHDDHWH LIKE I KINDA RELATED TO THAT BIT WHERE YKNOW YEAH NOT BEING IMPORTANT YADAYDADYAYD THAT YEAH

OI GREEN ARROW GRENE AOREOQODID YEHAHAHAHAHDHDHHHHHH LETS GOGOO

HEHAHSHWGEGAHAHAHHDHD VERY DRAMATIC ENTRANCE AND POOR GORDON HELWPDHDHDHSHHA

YEAHAHAH EVENING STAR THEY GOT YOUR BACJ WE AINT LETTING TYDFIL DIE ON US NOW IM TELLING YOU LOT WE ARENT

Oh goah OH NO STH IS HERE *INSERT HIS THEMEAONG CAUSE IT PLAYED IN MY HEAD AS I READ HIS NAME*

Oh no.. OH GOSH CLUN CASTLE RUN. YOU GOTTA RUN FOR THE LOVE OF THE GODS AND ABOVE YOU HAVE TO RUN NOW ITS FIGHT OR FLIGHT YOU MIGHT AS WELL TAKE FLIGHT SINCE THERES NO GOING BACK NO ONE AINT GONNA BE THERE DIOS

FATHER FIGURE STH HERE HES HERE EVERYONE WOOOOO YEAHAHHAHS FATHERLY TRUST LRTS GOGOGOGOODJSHF

Oh gosh OJ NO HERE WE GO WE GONNA SEE THE GDC (Gold dust constructs) BUZZ AND BRAWL WE GONNA SEE THEM GO ALL OUT

Dr Hendrick GREAT NORTHERN LOOKS CLEARLY DEAD WOULD YOU ATLEAST GIVE HIM SOME OF YOUR ATTENTION LIKE DIOS- BEHAHSHEHSHS

Ooguugughrgb Mallard poor lad:( LISTEM LISTEN THEY GOTTA FIND OUT IT WAS MS PARSONS CAUSE DIOS IM LITERALLY JUST CHEERING THEM ON TO FIND HER AND JUST GO ALL OUT

IMAGINE LIKE ROOSTER AND QUICKSILVER AND YKNOW SILVERFOX FINDING OUT LIKE COME ON OF COURSE THEY'D TEAM UP TO VERBALLY BATTLE IT OUT WITH MS PARSONS (Though I think Rooster might go physically battle it out WHO KNOWS BAHEHAHHDHSBD)

"I tried to save him. It failed. I decided to return him to his family" I WILL CRY. HERE GOES THE EMOTIONAL ROLLERCOASTER ERVYONE THIS IS THE START STRAP ON THOSE SEATBELTS TIGHTLY

aaweeweeaaaAQEHAHDHEHEEUEUDYD GADWALL PECKING HER HAND ITS JUST OSUUDHHGGH

them THEM>>>>

YEAH NO CRAP SHERLOCK OF COURSE ITS GADWALL?? (Seriously though NEVER THOUGHT THAT HERBERT WOULDVE BEEN GADWALL THIS ENTIRE TIME LIKE BEFORE READING THIS NEW CHAPTER AS I READ THOSE CHAPTERS WITH HIM AND MALLARD IT MADE MORE SENSE THAT GADWALL WOULDVE BEEN IT)

Oh gosh OGHDOGOGOSOASAAAAAAAA

I CALLED UT IC ALLSELD ITTTTTTTTTT WELL LADIES AND GENTLEMEN AND ALL GENDERS HERES PART ONE OF THE GOLD DUST CONSTRUCT REUNION LETS GO GOGOGOGOGOGOO

DARLING PEONY DIOS- Oh god SCOT SCOT LOGOFKY AWYAY LOOK AWAY. LOOK. A. WAY. LOOK AWYA DIOS

SOMEONE SGIELD THEIR EYES THEY CANT SEE NORTH DEAD AAAAAAAAAAAAA

NONONONONONONONONOO PEONY DEAR PLEASE NONONONOONO

Rooster ROOSTER ROPAAOEDT NAOAOODIFODOOO

SCOTSMAN GET YOUR HAND SOFF HIM DIOS HE DIDNT KILL MY GOSH IM NO NOONONONONOONONONONONONONOOO

Red loqiuid.. RED NNONONONONONOOOOBOOBONONONOOOOOCONONONONOMOO SCOT YOU LIYYLE NO NONONOOBOBABS DIOS JUSKO NO THIS CNANTNO NOBOONONOOOO THIS CANT.

MALLARD BANDAGE UP YOUR HEAD YOUR LITERALLY BLEEDING. PEONY GOD SOMEONE SUPPORT PEONY RN.

Oh dios well HERE COMEA COPPERNOB- GO STEPHEN YEAH GO GOOGOGOGOGO

Wait wait HWAT STEPEHENS EH HAS A WHAT NOW. WHATATTA

JAW DROPPEDBAT THIS

GET HER OSCAR GET HER SLAM HER DOWN DO IT GOGOGOGOGOGOO DO IT KNPCK HER OUT KO HER RN

. Ms parsons YOU LITTLE AAAAZS YUP IM GONNA TUROW THIS PHONE SOON /NSRS

Wait what WHAT IS OLIVIA A GDC???? WHAT WAIT WAIT HOW. SHE LITERALLY. WAIT. SHES. WAIT. OH NVM WAIT I THINK THATS JUST MS PARSONS BEING LOKO YEAH DW DW YEAH.

YEAH YEAH GO ALL OUT OSCAR GOG GOOGOGOGO LIGHT HER UP GO YEAH YEHAHAHAHH

. oscar yknow sharing is caring SO SHOW THAT VERY UH THAT VERY CRAZY WOMAN ON HOE MAD YOU ARE DONT HOLD BACK

Ay AYAYAYAYYY AY AY MR CORBYN LETS GOGOGOGOGOOGOOO YEHAHAHAHAHH

Wait. Golden warden.. OKAY YEAH I BETTER NOTE TGAT DOWN YEAH MR CORBYN IS APPARENTKY A GOLDEN WARDEN YEAH NOTED

Oh dear lord OKAY YEAH PREPARING MYSEL

Ojay uh. DO SOME 4TH ING DR HENDRICK??? DO SOMRTHING RN LIKE ANYTHING DIOS YOU GOT GOLD DUST VILES RIGHT???? USE EHM

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NO NO I AM NOT NO IM NOT GONNA MAKE THIS EVEN SADDER BY REMEMBERING NORTH WAS LIKE OLIVIAS FATHER NONONONONOO

No. OKAY THIA. UNO. I WAS KINDA RIGHT ON MY THEORY OF POLLY'S GOLD DUST KINDA KINDA FADING. DOS. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. MY GOA NO NO NO THIS NO. I KNOW PEONY I KNOW ITS BAD BAD.

Oh? OH??? OH THEYRE GETTING MARRIED?? THEYRE GTETTING REAL REAL MARRIED OH MY GOSH????

Ay AY AY AY AY WAIT WHAT DIOS OH GOD WHAT. HE. HES WHAT. THE TRACKS THEY. HES IN THE. MY GOSGSB

Tydfil you and me YOU AND ME TYDFIL. YOU AND ME.

Ouguguh Tydfil my gosh :(( YOU CAN TRUST THOMAS BELIEVE ME DEAR

WOOOO THIS WAS. A VERY VERY EMPTIONAL ROLLERCOASTER. NGL I GOT SURPRISED AT KING EDWARD FALLING INTO THAT BIT SO YEAH IM YEAH

Well WELL BRAVO TO REDWYVERNWRITES YET AGAIN FOR THIS FANTASTIC CHAPTER /POS

When the title said "Conflict and Revelations" IT REALLY DID MENA IT HHEHAHAHAHAHA

In all seriousness I nearly lost my words in the middle of reading it CAUSE MY BRAIN STRAIGHT UP STARTED TO LAG DUE TO THE AMOUNT OF EMOTIONS IN THIA AND HOLY WAS IT WORTH MY TIME IT REALLY WAS AMAIZNG /POS

#ttte #cheesyversial rants #ttte au #ttte young iron au #ttte in pursuit of self #YIAU: Reviews of the Readers #(<- reaction tag)#candlelit storytime

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apollos-boyfriend · 9 months

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hi so. i havent really kept up with the qsmp and one thing i havent cracked is el quackity different from quackity? is he like the federation's quackity? or is tgat just what they are calling him now?

yes! they are different characters. quackity was lured into the federation's office and dropped into a water pit of some sorts, and elquackity was set as his replacement. it was meant to be a flawless transition of elquackity replacing his predecessor without anyone noticing, but 1. jaiden saw him be kidnapped and 2. elq is REALLY bad at acting like normal q. from what we saw, he does work for the federation, but his actual motives are unknown. he denounced them during the banquet, and keeps telling the others that "they don't know what they're doing" and "they're meddling with things way beyond them" whenever they stop his schemes, so god only knows what all of that's about

#muse talk #girlsexbattle2 #<- BANGER fucking url btw

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The type of headphones you like were just called runner headphones when I was younger, but seem to be called neckband headphones now? I found some wired ones online, but not any Sony ones. So you might have to switch brands in the future.

Unfortunately, I know that's what I'm gonna have to do. But the problem is finding headphones in the same style where it wraps around the ear and goes behind the head. I keep finding ones that always look so uncomfortable and invasive of the ear canal and are so highly likely not to simply fall off or break easy due to their small and thin plastic forms.

I hate that so many tgat I do find are bluetooth. I would so much rather just pop the cord into the device and not have to bother with getting the wifi thing connected or whatever the heck nonsense there is JUST to get to hear anything. My mom has some, and I have seen her spend a couple of hours trying to sync it and get it to work.

Why did we make these advancements in technology way too convoluted? When the previous forms were genuinely easier? Simpler??

If technology is advancing to make things harder, then I don't think it should be advancing at all. It should advance to make our lives easier. Not this.

Not everything should be wireless.

A wireless phone? Yes, that's perfectly fine! A wireless computer? Sure, I guess, you can take it with you with no worries about all those cables and cords.

Cordless headphones? Now, why the HECK would you want that?? It's entirely unnecessary and replaces the humbling "hm I need to get something -stands up and walks away, forgetting the headphones are plugged in and getting tanked and slapped by said headphones- ah heck I forgot to unplug"

The cords on headphones are not the enemy. They're like the comforting and friendly sound of a vacuum cleaner. Silent vacuums were introduced, and people hated it because without the sound, they didn't know if it was actually working, and it bothered them. Rightfully so.

To heck with Bluetooth. That should only be for your cellphone, not your headphones.

#//long post #i like headphone cords.. I can fiddle with them while listening to things. they're an emotional support.

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flaxen-kittie · 18 days

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Just imagine

Just imagine what its like

Tomorrow is the anniversary of the most traumatic day of my life

(Trauma dumping under cut, heavy tw for abuse and sa)

I was in a bad place with a bad guy

I was 13 at the time and i was so scared

I had nobody to talk to at this point and i got desperate so i went to the police but they didn’t believe me they asked to do a rape kit but i was too scared to let anyone touch me, he found out it was me tgat called them after they investigated him and he was so angry at me

He covinced me he wasnt and asked to go on a drive and i belived him like the fucking idiot i am

He stabbed me with his hunting knife

It was cerated so it ripped the wound, the feeling of the cold blade indide me but it was so warm from the blood

It was in my stomach

He then raped me

It wasn’t the first time but it was one of the worce

He kept the knife in

Once he was done he threw me out somewhere i didnt know

I had to walk home bleeding allover myself

I got inside and just sat waiting to fucking die

My parents were out and i was too scared to call the police

That was what caused this after all

I fully believed I was going to die

When they got home the bleeding had mostly stopped as i has tried stiching myself up with was so aweful

They though i did it myself and just left me in the room

As they say anything i do to myself is my problem for me to handle

It was hours until they took me to the hospital saying i did it to myself

No one believed me

No one tried to help

No one wanted to help

It was a few weeks later that i was mostly healed

I heal fast after all

He invited me over

I was too scared to refuse so i went

Three of his friends were there

They gang raped me on that fucking couch

Took pictures and videos

Spat on me

Hit me

It hurt so bad

I usualy dont remember but everything is so clear right now

I still feel everything

I remember everything

Every hit

Every hand grabbing me

Every time they laughed at me begging for them to stop

He still blackmails me with those videos

Makes me do things i dont want to with tge threat if showing my friends

When i said i fidnt care it was a lie but he didnt know

He just found where they lived and said he would do the same to them

That is what love was to me

After all that i still believed he loved me

Part of my still loves him abd he knows that

He still makes me do things i dont want to

He still hurts me

I can’t escape

Im so scared

My friend was tolf what was happening by others when it was private and she called the cops

If he finds out its all going to happen again but worce

The first time was a warning

This time hes going to kill me and i know i cant stop him

Hes stronger and bigger them me

He knows i cant say no to him

Iv been throwing up non stop out of fear

I dont want to die

I was finaly getting healthy

But i know ill still go back to him even if it will kill me

I love him

Part of me still wants him to kill me cause i know it will make him happy

Thats all i want

I would give my life for his approval

#flax being emo #trauma dump #sorry for sad post #iv never told anyone

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barbiewritesstuff · 2 years

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Chapter 3: Lost and Found

-- The third chapter of this series. This chapter contains Rooster x Y/n smut, so please beware. Do not worry though, I am still a Hangman girl and this is still a Hangman fic --

Taglist:

@luckyladycreator2

@rachelccollier

Also, as a heads up, Kyle is what I named Cyclone...

The idea of playing her and making her pay for the humiliation he had suffered since she had arrived had brought out the Hangman the team knew, although he was privately still plagued by thoughts of Y/n.

He had even been deemed as particularly annoying by Rooster and even Bob, still team Hangman, had had to wonder if he was batting for the right team.

Flying with him had been standard, until Maverick called the rookies in again, this time without saying a word to anyone. The dogfight in the air had almost lost its edge until Hangman spoke;

"Baby On Board, is tgat the best you got?" He taunted, but Bob stayed quiet, the radio crackled.

"Now that's not kind Jake." Y/n said, and for a split second Hangman almost lost control of his plane, but he regained his composure.

"Oh Honey, I ain't kind. You don't get to be this good by being kind, princess" He'd lowered his voice an octave and really emphasised the nicknames, the ones he called her in bed.

His thoughts wandered, and in her own cockpit, so did Y/N's. At the mention of Princess, she saw an image flash before her eyes of her and Hangman standing naked in his bedroom, her tongue out against her chin. Hangman - Jake, then - had grabbed her jaw and spat in her mouth before forcing her down to her knees and fucking her mouth.

Her plane wobbled, and Y/n scrambled to get a grip on herself but the damage was done, her panties were soaked and she was unable to concentrate. Frustration grew in her stomach, and which each passing cocky comment, she grew more reckless in both reply and behaviour. The dogfight was brutal and the other pilots had hung back a little, sensing that catching up would put everyone in danger.

Once on the tarmac, they had been summoned to Cyclone's office. Y/n had been given a stern talking to, and Hangman had been shouted at. Partly because Hangman should have had more sense and responsibility and partly because Cyclone had married Y/n's older sister and would get divorce papers served in under a week if Y/n told on him. The preferrential treatment was not lost on Warlock or Maverick but both remained quiet. They were dismissed.

The walk back to their quarters was accompanied by their superiors and was almost entirely silent, until Maverick left, and Warlock stopped by the cafeteria and then Cyclone bid them goodnight.

As soon as it was just the two of them, Hangman slammed her into the wall. He stood closer than needed on instinct. Y/n sensed Hangman was going to do something but she reacted first by licking a long stripe of his throat. Hangman whimpered softly and had to keep his legs from buckling from under him. He looked at her from between his eyelashes and rested his mouth milimetres away from hers, neither moved but both wanted to.

Y/n took her courage in both hands and made up her mind to kiss him when Maverick came down the hallway and Hangman and her put an apropriate amount of distance between each other. One last look hungry was exchanged and they made their way to their respective rooms.

Once changed, Hangman made his way to the communal showers. For the first time, he found them empty. The warm water his his body, soothing the soreness in his muscles. He soaped himself up, first his chest, then arms then legs. Then he rinsed his hands and worked on something else. His member had been straining against his trousers since he'd heard her voice through ths radio and he'd been lucky the green flight suit didn't show his erection or Cyclone might have just murdered him then and there, but now he needed release. It wouldn't take him long to cum but he tried to make it last. He pumped it almost to completion then stopped and started again. He did this five times, and was about to let himself come when the shower door swung open and Bob and Roostered walked in. Hangman grabbed his towel, dried himself up and fled.

In his bed, he couldn't sleep, the tension of the day and of his ruined orgasm coarsing through his body. He needed sex, and unlike last time, this time he was desperate enough to pick up someone random.

On her side of the dorm, Y/n was having the same thoughts. She stood up and got dressed for the Hard Deck. A cute skirt and low cut top would do.

The bar was packed as usual, but still it was hard to miss him. It was even harder to miss his new friend. Hangman had found a girl, a civilian, and was making out with her against the wall next to the bathroom.

At the bar, Penny shot Maverick a look. A pang of jealousy shot through Y/n and she looked around for a victim.

She didn't know what made her pick him, other than that he was there, but Rooster proved to be an enthousiastic partner. He wasted almost no time in getting her to his car and driving off before Maverick coukd reach him to tell him just how terrible a move it would be to sleep with Y/n. Rooster knew, but what he lacked in respect for the bro code, he made up for in discretion. For every obvious look Hangman gave Y/n, Rooster had given her a hidden one.

He hadn't made a move before, as he believed she'd been uninterested, but now he was going to fuck her before anyone talked him out of it.

Once in his room, Rooster wasted no time in removing his clothes. Y/n watched him undress, getting hungrier and hungrier with each item landing on the floor and hurried to do the same. Rooster, ever the attentive lover, started kissing her jaw, then her neck and her shoulders. He trailed kisses until he was on his knees in front of her. She moved one leg over his shoulders and he went to work on her with long, slow licks but sped up when her hand grabbed his hair. When she was seconds from coming, he stopped to lead her to his bed. Rooster was big and girthy but he was kind enough to give her a second to adjust to him before bucking his hips to fill her to the brim. He chuckled at her face, her lips forming a perfect O and started to move slowly out and then back in. Y/n moaned quietly, not wanting to disturb his neighbours but Rooster wanted her to scream. Part of him hoping Hangman would hear and the other part of him getting off on the idea that her voice would he hoarse in the morning. He slammed his hips into her and fucked her hard, her voice grew louder until it broke and she came. Having made sure she was on the pill before bringing her back to his bed, Rooster came inside her with a loud moan of his own.

Fucked out and happy, Y/n left Rooster to take a shower. Now that the adrenaline had come down, the realisation of what she had done settled in and Y/n started feeling like she might have well and truly fucked up with Hangman.

"Why do I care though?" She wondered. "He cheated and left me heartbroken. I have done nothing wrong, I have nothing to feel guilty about" She tried to convince herself.

Back in her room, with her roommate sleeping soundly, Y/n turned on her phone. Three texts waited for her: two from her sisters and one from Rooster. She opened Rooster's first, it was a picture of his scratched up, schiseled back and a short text which read "I like those new stripes you gave me ;)" She didn't respond.

She read her sister's texts next

"Kyle told me about Jake. I swear Y/n if you date him again, I will kill you. I am not ready or willing to be your shoulder to cry on when he inevitably breaks up with you. Especially since you remember what happened last time. He cheated on you. Once a cheater, always a cheater. And if by some miracle you manage to be blinded by love again, and you manage to introduce him to mum and dad, I will make his life hell :) He doesn't get to hurt my little sister's heart without consequences.

I want what's best for you. Remember that.

Love, Aurelia" It read. She didn't respond either.

Then, another text came in. It was from an unknown number but she recognised it.

"Heard you fucked Goose. Is he as good as I was?"

"Better." She replied

":')" Came in about a minute later.

"How was your new friend?" She asked, frustrated

"Alright. Nothing special." He replied

"I miss the sex." She sent

"Just the sex?"

"No" She sent, followed by "But you betrayed me and I don't have the courage to believe you won't do it again."

Y/n turned off her phone for the night.

#fanfic #hangman x reader #top gun x reader #top gun fanfiction #top gun maverick #fanfiction #top gun fandom #original fic

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thebestestdancers · 8 months

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id aslo like to shout out specificslly dolores too as shes been here witg me even through that previous friend group adn (despite not knwoing them as long as i have) obderved enoguh of the shit i went through in there to be able to reassure me that imnot crazy and what happened, how i was treated that whole tiem, was real and not fair to me. wighout that input and support shes shwon me the past year sicne i remvoed them from my life i probsbly wouldve fallen back into that group adn grovelled at their feet for forgivwness for daring to be uspet w anything they did to me. even further beyonf that if i hasnt been able to mvoe out and live with her i wuoldnt have even been in a place to begin entertaining tthe idea of standinf up for myself, so really she has been a rock inthis fucked up situation for a while for me. she is my best firend my right hand arm my silly rabbit (i dont call her tgat) and im grateful to her for aslo beibg willing tto hop into thsoe ttrpgs with me sicne if she hadnt i probably woudlve been too shy/nervous to actually engage and get to knwo everyone else (i knwo right.. beckett? shy? wtf?). she hasbeen by my side the wholw way and i deeply appreciate that. 🌈

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