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Happy to announce the protests at my Canadian university successfully made me, a jew, go back to where i came from. I am back in Israel now 🫶
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beigale-shtuchim · 18 hours
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People here will really be like "decolonization by any means necessary" and then when the jews™️ do it they're like "nooo not like that!!"
It's okay to be a dumbass, just don't do it so loud it makes me question what did I do wrong to witness such levels of lacking self awareness
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david-goldrock · 2 days
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acepumpkinpatrick · 3 months
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Half an hour ago all of Palestinian tags were trending and now only one?!! Oh they're trying hard fr fr 💀
Anyway, keep talking about Palestine and the Gaza Strip y'all.
The shit that is happening inside the Israeli gov. cabinet? Hilarious.
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פורים שמח!! למה אתם מתחפשים?
Happy Purim!! What are you dressing up as?
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transmascpetewentz · 1 month
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Hey everyone, let's spam accountabilityarchive.org with bullshit, copypasta, and memes to fuck up their database and make it harder for them to target Jews. Here's how:
Go to this link and scroll until you find the text box to enter a URL.
Enter a fake URL, like https://according.to.all/known-laws-of-aviation/there-is-no-way-a-bee-should-be-able-to-fly/. MAKE SURE IT IS NOT A REAL URL. FORMAT IT LIKE A URL, BUT DO NOT LINK TO A REAL WEBSITE. Either use a meme/copypasta, or refute an antisemitic talking point.
On the next page, put in bullshit for every field to fuck up the archive. Optional: put in emojis/copypasta in the author field.
Click "submit."
Repeat as many times as you'd like.
Share this post around to get more people to do this! Let's make it impossible for them to target real Jewish people, businesses, and websites. Am yisrael chai 🇮🇱
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goyim: if i lived in 1930’s nazi germany, i would’ve never become a nazi, if anything i would’ve helped jews hide. i’d never fall for nazi conspiracy theories.
also goyim: jews zionists control the world and are responsible for every genocide to have ever happened, the jews zionists are no better than the nazis. the palestinians live in a ghetto open air prison. there are billions of jews zionists in the world and we must kill them all. but no i’m not antisemitic, just antizionist 😊.
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casavanse · 21 days
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It's been six months.
The streets are covered in yellow ribbon. In every corner you can see a poster. A face.
Bring them home, they scream. Get our loved ones home.
Their calls go up to the sky, their cries echoing on empty streets. Wishing that someone, maybe, will hear it. That someone will be able to help.
They do the best they can, but it's not enough. Never enough.
Their prayers go unanswered.
There's not a single person in Israel who doesn't know someone that was kidnapped - or died - at least on some level.
Around two years ago, a kid graduated my highschool and joined the army. Six months ago he was kidnapped to Gaza.
I didn't know him then. I do now.
He's been there for six months. They've all been there for six bloody months. Six months, in which we don't even know if they are still alive. Six months, in which we don't know if they get food, water, medicine.
THERE ARE STILL 132 HOSTAGES IN GAZA.
We will not stop until they are all out.
Bring them home. Now.
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glitterygolem · 27 days
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Bracha before booping:
Baruch atah Adonai, Eloheinu melech haOlam, asher kidshanu b’mitzvotav, vitzivanu al l’boop chavereinu!
בָּרוּךְ אַתָּה יְ‑יָ אֱלֹהֵינוּ מֶלֶךְ הָעוֹלָם אֲשֶׁר קִדְּשָׁנוּ בְּמִצְוֹתָיו, וְצִוָּנוּ לבופ חברינו!
Blessed are you, Adonai, Sovereign of the Universe, Who has sanctified us with commandments and commanded us to boop our friends!
(thanks to @vshamru for the עִברִית help!)
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mixmangosmangoverse · 1 month
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So when a celebrity says something pro Palestine or even pro Hamas everyone goes "yeah woo celebrities should always use their platform to talk about issues"
But when a celebrity says "actually killing Israelis is bad" suddenly celebrities shouldn't get involved in conflicts and shouldn't use their platform to talk about issues
It's so blatant that people just mean "celebrities should only boost the opinions we deem correct and should never ever express sympathy for Jews, that's so lame"
I'm so done
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soloorganaas · 6 months
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2500 years of persecution, a state founded from nothing but a dream of freedom, three wars in which our one single army fought off the entire Arab world, a population made up of refugees and their descendants who were exiled or fled genocide and know they have nowhere else to go, a fact that has been proven time and time again and especially right now. but yes, the insta infographics and al-jazeera propaganda is what will finally overcome us. the thousands chanting in the street for our deaths will convince us to stop fighting for our safety
Israel has never ever existed because people like us or because they like Jews. it exists because of the exact opposite
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bringherhome7 · 20 days
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Teen Israeli Formula driver Ariel Elklin claimed 3rd place in the USA, boldly displaying images of kidnapped hostages despite facing hostilities due to his nationality.“I stuck them on one by one. It took me over five hours,” the 16-year-old racer stated, “Unfortunately, companies and teams won't sponsor me because I'm Israeli - but I'm more than proud of who I am!”And we are proud of you!Congratulations! ✊🏽🇮🇱
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beigale-shtuchim · 7 days
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I am taking the word "nazi" away from goyim until they realise JEWS CANNOT BE FUCKING NAZIS.
Not all fascist white guys™️ are nazis!!!! Stop claiming our oppression as your own!!!!!!!!!
Trump is not a nazi. Desantis is not a nazi. Whoever the fuck else on that category is not a nazi. Nazis are people that went after mainly and mostly JEWS. Republican/conservative/whatever DOES NOT EQUAL NAZI!!!!!!!!!!!
Whether or not you agree with zionism, ZIONISTS. CANNOT. BE. NAZIS.
Because of the simple fact they are jews.
And the nazis? They went AFTER JEWS. Before anyone else.
Unless you also wanna start calling Black People You Don't Like KKK members, fucking stop.
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david-goldrock · 2 days
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You can't make this shit up
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pinkwitchbolt · 7 months
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When you enter tumblr for escapism from the literal war going on in your country and instead you are met with people celebrating the death and kidnapping of innocent elderly, women, and children and encourage terrorism because they simply don't know shit about wars, UN protocol, terrorism, and the middle east.
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the-catboy-minyan · 3 months
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do... do you guys wanna see smth cursed?
owo סשס
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