#💣💣💣 i actually cant..

[slashingdisneypasta]

Questions with parts a, b, c, etc are such a cop out. oh my lord. One of my placement assessments needs us to bother meet with our very very busy room leaders to ask them 'just 4 questions'.

... but each of those questions has like 3-4 parts.

I have news for you, whoever created this assessment!- that's just more questions and also very upsetting!! 😅😅😅 (/😡😖😟)

#i have 6 giant assessments (all different to this. all demanding) to do in 3 weeks while doing 8 hours at placement 4 days a week. #plus i work for actual money that 5th day of the week. #💣💣💣 i actually cant.. #oh god... 😰😅😅 #okay. plan. #gonna kill my brain today planning and finishing what i can- #perhaps go to officeworks and do printing #then i'm gonna watch lake placid and vs anaconda. best way for my brain to self destruct after all that (:(: #... then I'll do it all over again tomorrow. and possibly saturday too. #aghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh here we go.

[zeldasnotes]

What in synastry can make someone like another person but the other person doesnt like them back? Both friends and love relationship

POSSIBILITIES OF ONESIDED DISLIKE IN SYNASTRY💣

I will answer based on MY own observations so having this with someone does not guarantee dislike. I have some of these aspects with people I like a lot.

Mars conjunct Moon: One of them could be very easily irritated by the other for no good reason. Ive seen both situations where Mars was just super annoyed by Moons presence for seriously no reason and Ive seen the other way around too.

Venus Square Ascendant: Something with the Ascendant persons behaviour might just bother the Venus person. For example a Libra Venus might be annoyed by the moodiness and sensitivity of a Cancer Rising since they prefer a more discreet and easy going persona whos always polite. A Capricorn Venus can find an Aries Rising way too straightforward and aggressive in public. Aries Venus people usually find me super boring and too stoic since im a Cap Rising. Venus might not HATE or even dislike Ascendant its just that Ascendant person is just not their cup of tea.

Mars Square Ascendant: Ascendant might not fit what Mars finds to be the sexual ideal and doesnt like how Ascendant handle conflicts and handle themselves in public.(other aspects can change this) A lot of angry tension here. I usually dont like men with their Ascendant Square my Mars because they dont act like i prefer my man to act. Ive had this with a man and his Venus was also Square my Ascendant so we both found eachothers personality so unattractive lol. Mars might find Ascendant to either be too aggressive or too passive depending on the signs. Can be very similar to Venus Square Ascendant but less about manners, style and behaviour and more about sexual ideal and assertiveness.

Chiron conjunct personal planets: One is very easily triggered by the other and the other person doesnt understand why. ”Why does my presence bother them so much?” One of them might feel like the other reminds them of a wound they dont like being reminded of. Ive noticed this especially with Moon. One of them just cant stop hurting the other. This one can be super healing but from what Ive seen most times its a strong dislike from one of them towards the other.

One sided synastry: Exemple: My planets and asteroids touch his Moon but nothing in his charts touches my moon, im just not as emotionally affected by him as he is by me no matter how hard we try (other placements can change this ofc). I actually was a victim of this myself lol. I was into a guy and we started seeing eachother but i could tell something was off. NONE of my planets or asteroids touched neither his Moon or his Venus, he was just never going to be THAT into me.

Synastry chart not matching the natal chart: For example yall have A LOT of 8th house synastry but only one of you have 8th house/pluto placements in your own natal chart. One of you hate this connection and just wants to avoid the other while the other loves it. Ive seen this happen with especially 8th house synastry. One is a plutonian and barely reacts to it and the other is so not used to Pluto energy and finds it super scary and starts disliking the person they have this synastry with.

Mars Square Pluto: Pluto feels like Mars is competing with them and tries to put Mars in their place. Mars doesnt understand why Pluto is so threathened and trying to compete all the time and just wants to be friends. But Pluto sees every move Mars makes as declaring war.

Mans Venus conjunct womans Mars: What Ive noticed here is especially between two hetero people when the mans Venus is conjunct the womans Mars there will be reverse genderroles. Some men can be very threathened when a womans Mars is on his Venus, she have qualities he looks up to and admires but too much and she might be ”more than him” for some reason so he dislikes her while she doesnt understand why bc she just finds him so cute. This can work if both are okey with it tho. Ive seen this in relationships where the woman is the provider and the man at home.

#astro notes #astrology #astro observations #pluto #astronotes #synastry reading #synastry

[justcallmesakira]

hihihihi AUGH i love ur work sm?!! omg if u can fyodor with a younger sister (she has the same level of intelligence of him and works in the doa and his organaization) who is dating dazai? :) I know there are some but i need crack and suggestive!!1

ty and er bye good luck take ur time!

"Fyodor with a sister dating Dazai''

Sypnosis: Your rat brother is anything but happy about the fact that you are dating his only enemy on earth! Good luck on surviving!!!

Genre: crack, suggestive at the end

Warnings: bombing, terrorizz, , mentions of maniupulative behaviour, mentions of verlaine, roblox radgoll, loads of simping words, me being down bad, making out (lol), your mom

A/N: my reqs are currently closed but ehhhh who cares lol also THIS WAS SO HARD TO WRITE HONESTLY- pls enjoy and reblog i tried my best--- *dies of mental ilness*

How bro-

JUST HOW DID U DO THAT W/O HIM BLASTING DAZAIS INTERNAL ORGANS? 🤯🤯🤯

No bcs fyodor did not even plan to let u meet dazai but ofcourse bcs of the dead apple tower and stuff and since then he had completly fallen inlove with you whether you are dostoevskys sister or not

He prob asked u to do a waltz with him in the mukokukokurokito or whatver the phuck that towers name was when you entered the castle with your brother

Fyodor WAS NOT happy because he saw the flirty glint in dazais eyes when u came

If looks cold kill-.. (KILL ME, RUSSIAN ZADD😍😍---)

And all you went was giggles and flirting back

Fyodor is prob gonna get his own medicine bcs they two are so like each other??? but he still couldnt believe how you with such high intelligence could fall for him???

(fyodor take your anemic medication first)

Dazai obv had some skeptics after you but like the manwhore he is and prob slept with the entierty of yokohama! ofc hes gonna court you as if you might not just use him!!!

Very (not) normal behaviour indeed!!

HELP YOU KNOW THAT ONE INDIAN RIZZLER VS. UWU CAT??? HES LITERLY THAT BUT

Dazai: "I fucked your sister she be screaming high pitch😈" fyodor: "What did you say, you little child i will crush your skull 😡😡😡should have known when i smile, I also play cello, i can be anything Уву"

that was UWU in russian btw-

But in all serious he will try maniupultaing you or gaslighting you into leaving dazai, he cant leave his only family to a man he does not trust! fyodor doesnt even trust himself-

fyodors gonna act a bit more colder then usual bcs of the fact HIS sister is dating someone and that someone is his enemy

Honeslty you go up to say chuuya whos like "why do i get deja vu-" *flashback to verlaine* you: "First time?"

But ofc since you are also extremely smart you somehow convinced him (after playing roblox radgoll with him for 8 hours) to let you atleast join date with dazai

I bet you rizzed up dazai by "He said his favourite colour was blue, so i blew him up😍💣"

*insert proud brother noises*

He speaks in russian or any slavic language whenever you three are in a gathering to mostly embarress dazai

I have seen some hcs on dazai being a collarbone biter so if you were off shoulder shirts and fyodor sees them by chance hes going to glare at you as if you are covered in mud :33

"Sister,,,what. is. that." *nasty side eye to the love bite on your neck*

Dazai 100% one time randomly pulled you into the alley and started aggresively making out with you with his hands literly sprawling all over your body like hes daddy long legs or sth-

Bcs HE KNEW that fyodor had cctv set in that part of the city and fyodor would be raging at the fact that the sluttiest man is touching his precious sister like that

bros gonna forgot abt human rights- oh wait hes russian

IF HE EVER CATCHES YOU TWO THO--

Like making out on some bed or sth hes actually no LIKE ACTUALLY GOING TO throw a whole ass cabinet at dazai with a face full of nothing but malice-

"How dare, an inhuman animal like you touch my very sister" "BRO CHILL I AM YOUR BROTHER-IN-LAW--"

And your just trying to stop your brother from commiting murder even though that his hobby ^^

fyodor finally forgot he had anemia bcs now all his focus was to give dazai the most painful death know to the medieval period\

Good luck on stoping your brother from poking a fork in your lovers eye in family dinners!!

A/N: guys ik i am doing the valentines req pls be patient i am trying my best!! i have a relly bad mental health rn so yeahhh-

Divider crds!: @cafekitsune

tags! @silverbladexyz @biscuits-lovely-corner @riiwrites @heartsfourdazai @tojifile @atsquie @atlasnessie @chuuyasboner @yosanosboner @ruanais @darling--angst

#bungou stray dogs #sakira! #bsd #bsd x reader #dazai #dazai x reader #crack #bsd stuff #bsd hcs #fyozai x reader #fyodor x reader x dazai #fyodor with a sister #fyodor x sister reader #dazai fyodors sister #enemies and lovers #overprotective brothers #sakiras writing notebook!!!

[yameoto]

·︻┻═┳一ཧᜰ꙰ꦿ 💥 MASTERLIST

WRITING & BOT REQUESTS FAQ AT BOTTOM.

what i will write: fem/gn reader, transmasc reader, cnc, dubcon, free use, most kinks, dark / sensitive themes or content. what i will NOT write: cis!male reader, incest, pedophilia.

upcoming/pending bots found HERE.

FANDOMS (& botlist!)

▸ GEN V / THE BOYS

▸ YELLOWJACKETS

▸ SCREAM

others. ▸ life is strange (1-2), marvel cinematic universe, final fantasy (7/15/16), arcane, valorant, kda, robin schebatsky, heathers (1988, off-broadway), detroit become human, castlevania

character ai — janitor llm (nsfw)

HASHTAGS — index !

# yam’s navi all masterlists.

# yam’s favs favourite works.

# (っ ‘o’)ﾉ⌒💥my works ! writing.

# (╯°^°)╯head💣canons headcanons.

# bot—requests bot request fulfilments.

# inbox ! inbox responses.

# .misc miscellaneous / random.

# ૮ smut🔞 nsfw content.

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this blog is heavy on nsfw and contains dark / mature content. while i cant police you and frankly do not have the time too— minors, please leave this blog. and refrain from lying about your age ! it’s really truly for your own good. i know some of you are gonna ignore this, so if you do despite my best wishes; please take note of my tag index and avoid nsfw marked posts.

faq below..

︻ඞ/̵͇̿̿/'̿'̿ ̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿-- ҉ F A Q! . . 💥

HOW DO I DECIDE RQ PRIORITY?

i weigh request priority between time / demand. this means the more people who rq a certain character (with all needed info) the sooner those bots will come out. requests must contain CHARACTER, PLOT/AU, AGE (yellowjackets teen/adult), for me to consider them as actual 'requests'. bots not in my listed fandoms will take bottom priority and may not be accepted if i do not consume/know media. IF YOU WANT AN NSFW BOT, CLARIFY NSFW SCENARIO. (jai.)

HOW LONG DO BOT RQS TAKE?

bot requests take shorter than writing rqs. if a bot is taking longer than usual it is likely there are many requests for that character and i intend to release all related bots in one go. there is currently a large backlog of bot requests.

HOW LONG DO WRITING RQS TAKE?

unfortunately writing is subject to both my whims and my schedule. some rqs may be fulfilled within 48 hours, while others may never see the light of day. there is no system other than my brain neurons firing.

HOW DO YOU BREAK THE (CAI) NSFW FILTER?

refer to these posts! they (especially the comments to the latter) are very helpful in bypassing the filter and will come in handy if you want to.. take matters into your own hands.

for intentionally NSFW bots, check my jai account. jai llm does not have an NSFW filter. this is where i create bots for specifically NSFW purposes.

SYMBOLS — index !

✧ au canon

✦ non au canon

✘ ex au

✲ fake dating au

☩ supernatural au

✄ cheating au

⚤ trans/nb au

★ multiple in one

#yam’s navi #yam's favs #navigation #masterlist #(っ ‘o’)ﾉ⌒💥my works ! #૮ smut🔞 #(╯°^°)╯head💣canons #bot—requests #inbox ! #.misc

[sm-baby]

OK YEAH MAYBE I LET OUT A LITTLE GIGGLE AT THE NAME SHELDON…all i can think of is these images when i see the word sheldon

GOOD CUZ THATS THE POINT BAHAHA!! SHELDON AND LAWRENCE

Though... Sharky brought up a good point that the name Lawrence could actually be a bad ass name... And you know what, I cant clown on it anymore 😔

It think its specifically the spelling. Theres:

🤓📝Laurence📕🎓

And

🪖💥LAWrence💣🔗

#pillager general #Lawrence #librarian #Sheldon

[homosnapeiens]

rating batboi hairstyles pt.2 (of 4): jason

-

- he’s pissed cause he cant find his pot o’ gold 🤡

- how’s the spf 363847 doing for you?? oh ur still turning into a lobster after 2 hours on a cloudy day?? AHHAHAHHA LOSER

- i’m so sorry (not really)

- i do actually like ginger jason please don’t hate crime me

6/10

-

- ur honor he’s a literal baby…no i don’t care that he stole that man’s tires.

- simply the cutest hairstyle EVER

- such a small baby child

- how did he even lift the tire iron?

7483/10

-

- NO

- dc please stop taking away that batboys hair thx

- ITS HIDEOUS

- BALD HOOD BALD HOOD BALD HOOD BA-

-484/10

-

- the sexiest hairstyle on any of these lists

- I FORGOT TO ADD THIS OUTFIT TO MY TOP FIFTEEN

- FUCK

- it’s honestly just the hottest style i’ve ever seen

8473/10

-

- another edgy teen

- a tired edgy teen?

- spiky…like his soul #emo🖤 #brocken💔

- how long was this before he…yknow 🤡💣💀👻

73/10

-

- another absolute banger

- he doesn’t even have to try

- looks a lot like bruce tho.. 😯

- he gets the sudden urge to adopt orphans LOL

35/10

-

- and they’ve lost me again

- that one punk kid in a 90’s coming of age film

- who okayed this? i have words and they all start with fu- and end with -ck no

- i just vividly remembered this one kid from 3rd class with the same exact haircut-

-40/10

-

- daddy? sorry. daddy? sorry. daddy?-

- don’t worry about tim he’s fine.

- all of his sins are forgiven with a single strand of white hair

- the hottest man alive everyone

28749/10

#rating batboi hairstyles #batfam #dc universe #jason todd #red hood #robin

[beetrotxo]

*breaks through the window* HARUMI

HIIII NAGASTHIA. im so glad we r mutuals u r so cool actually and all your posts r awesome same w/ ur art. ur the bomb 💣

HER SONGS ARE SO COOL. i love how her song starts out as a pretty, romantic, cheery song, but then it slowly becomes more twisted. HARUMIS DESPAIR HAS ME ON MY KNNEEESS!!! MY KNEES MAN!!!!! ITS THE SAME SONG BUT SO UTTERLY TWISTED ITS BEYOND RECOGNITION!!!!!!! UUUUGGGGHHHHHH I LOVE HER THEME I LOVE NINJAGO MUSIC!!!!! i love her whole vibe actually but. having this cliche princess lady in distress turn around and start SINGING THE CREEPIEST LULLABY ABOUT SPIDERS IN YOUR MOUTH???EEEWWWWW TOE CURLING I LOVE IT

her redemption arc in crystalized is really poorly done :( i would have preferred if she admitted she NEVER liked lloyd, then she betrayed the overlord for selfish reasons and went to like reform the sons of garmadon or smth. + the fact that the new series doesnt even have her SHOW UP is just wild to me. LET HER BE EVIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"i needed enough players for my villianous volleyball team" "...are you serious-" "OF COURSE IM NOT SERIOUS." i love their dynamic theyre so hilarious

morro would be a REALLY FUN villian team up- but if its an au where she gets a redemption arc nya would be really fun to see too.

....no

Llorumi doesn't work for me b/c. like. idk im not a fan of lloyd ships in general + they give off more sibling energy to me then anything.

sort of a dramatic ✨💅🏻 one but. i like to think that Harumi's facepaint/maekup when shes the Jade Princess and the Quiet One are like masks for her. and when she wasn't wearing the makeup around lloyd, that was like, her real genuine non-evil self emerging. Like, if they'd stayed like that for a little longer, she might have had doubts about her plan.

I DONT LIKE DISASTER COUSIN DYNAMICS IM SORRY. i like all the duos seperate but AS A TRIO??? IM SORRY, I CANT. ive tried to read stories where its all three of them and. i literally just can't. harumi and morro are so EDGY and there is NOT ENOUGH LLOYD TO BALANCE IT OUT LMMAAAOOO

i have a playlist..... https://open.spotify.com/playlist/5naIVVrLtwCfe9hGpzNLiv?si=d7334ff29ce64c25 :3

SHES SUCH A DIVA AND HER HAIR IS SO PRETTY JAWHDGYSUHAHGWYDHUSAW

#nice asks :D #nagasthia #HIIII NAGASTHIA!!!!! HIIIII!!!!!! #your pfp is my favorite picture of harumi actually <3 #shes so silly I LOVE HER LOL

[wormstuck]

==> Dracma: Report back.

May as well let your idiot friends you mean suboordinates know about your new business contact.

cthonicCapitalist [CC] began trolling augurysAxle [AA], gnarlyCrescendo [GC] in group [THA GOLDFANG GANG 🤪🤙🔥💣]

CC: hey

CC: i g9t news

CC: @everyone 

CC: st9p playin viddygames and get 9ve7 he7e

GC: DRACMAAA!!! YOU INTERRUPTED OUR GAME OF TROLL FORTRESS 2!!! >8/

AA: Cerrin, I swear tΩ GΩD, a blind, 8000-sweep-Ωld seadweller withΩut thumbs cΩuld play this fuckin' game better than yΩu ever cΩuld.

GC: WHAAAT??? I THINK I DID A PRETTY GREAT JOB!!! >8D

AA: The bΩts Ωn Ωur team were actively playing better than yΩu.

CC: hey can y9u dweebs shut it ab9ut y9u7 f7iv9l9us little vide9 game f97 a h9t sec9nd i g9t s9me imp97tant news

AA: Dracma, these were sΩme daymare-inducing plays I was just made tΩ witness. Let's talk abΩut me first. 

CC: n9 fuck y9u 

GC: DRACMA, STAND UP FOR ME!!! >8(

CC: ce7 y9u suck at t79ll f97t7ess 2 and we all kn9w it

GC: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! >8D >8D >8D

CC: ANYWAY

CC: i met s9me9ne 

GC: 8O

CC: while y9u chumps we7e mashing butt9ns and sh99ting at fake pe9ple and numbe7s i was NETW97KING

CC: and l9ng st97y sh97t i made a new business c9ntact 

AA: WhΩa, whΩa, what?

AA: YΩu're telling me yΩu actually cΩnned sΩme unfΩrtunate sΩul intΩ wΩrking with yΩu?

GC: WERE THEY A BLIND, 8000 SWEEP OLD SEADWELLER BY ANY CHANCE???

CC: n9 they we7e N9T

CC: its an9the7 highbl99d

GC: BOOO, LAME!!! HIGHBLOODS SUCK!!! >8D

AA: Blue?

CC: yeah

CC: my blue th9ugh n9t y9u7 nasty ass blue 

GC: DID YOU GUYS KISS???

CC: ce7 im n9t even g9nna dignify that 9ne with an answe7

CC: im p7etty su7e he has s9me kinda gna7ly p97n9g7aphy c9llecti9n th9ugh 

CC: he actually 7eminded me a l9t 9f y9u dami7i 

AA: SmΩkin' hΩt with killer dress sense? 

CC: a sn9tty ne7d with his head s9 fa7 up his 9wn ass hes p7actically inside 9ut 

AA: Hey, that's my name, dΩn't wear it Ωut. 

CC: ugh

CC: en ee wayz seein as i get n9 g9ddamn app7eciati9n f79m my 9wn gang i guess im g9nna mcfuck 9ff and sta7t makin bank 9ff a this lib7a7y guy 9n my 9wn 

AA: …YΩu’re swindling a librarian?

CC: SHUT UP

GC: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! 

GC: HEY, THOSE LIBRARIANS CAN GET PRETTY DANGEROUS!!! SOMEONE’S GOTTA KEEP ‘EM DOWN!!! >8’D

CC: listen this guy t9tally has s9mething in his back p9cket that can fuck all 9f us up big time s9 i figu7ed n9t swindlin him was the best plan f97 n9w 9n acc9unt 9f the fact that i want t9 keep my limbs attached t9 my t97s9 and n9t my ASS

CC: he made s9me ve7y c7edible th7eats

GC: HEY, I’M A CREDIBLE THREAT TOO!!! WHY WASN’T I INVITED??? >8/

CC: jesus ch7ist ce77in yeah just let me take the mi7acul9us f9gh97n gi7l wh9 yells eve7ything at 1 gazilli9n decibels t9 a lib7a7y with an 97ne7y highbl99d in it im su7e the 9utc9me 9f this will be just exquisite 

GC: SORRY, WHAT DID YOU SAY??? I DIDN’T CATCH THAT!!! >8D

CC: what the fuck eve7

CC: im 9utta he7e i g9tta shift s9me b99ks

CC: speaking 9f which dami7i im g9nna level with y9u he7e i need y9u t9 buy s9me b99ks

AA: NΩ.

CC: 9h C9ME 9N y9u p7ick cant y9u deign t9 sha7e s9me 9f y9u7 ma7vell9us wealths with us gutte7bl99ded pe9ns 9h esteemed indig9 9ne

AA: NΩ, and I hΩpe this new guy turns yΩu intΩ a fashiΩnable piece Ωf luggage.

CC: lame

CC: ce7 d9 y9u think y9u c9uld get me a line t9 p7esident fish bitch

GC: MAYBE!!! 8)

CC: that d9esnt s9und t99 c9nvincing im g9nna be h9nest

GC: 8) 8) 8)

GC: >8/ UGH, SORRY!!! SHE’S BOOKED UP FOR LIKE, THE NEXT FIVE MOONS!!!

GC: ALSO, I THINK SHE HATES YOU???

CC: thanks

CC: well

CC: im g9nna g9 and 7epeatedly slam my head int9 the wall 9f my 7espitebl9ck f97 an h9u7

GC: HEY, MAYBE YOU’LL GET AN IDEA THAT WAY!!! >8D

AA: WΩrks fΩr me!

#new message #idk what to tag this with tbh #enjoy dracma getting clowned on tho #dracma picpic #cerrin osathi #damiri kothar #goldfang gang

[osc-confessions]

im like 2 days late to the trend and i feel so bad fir not being very active on here but.. get this… what if i ate MYSELF? its SUCH a good eyedea

and YOu cant stop me because i AM going to do it.

- 💣 anon (THERES MORE THO)

also i have a LOT of scrapped object shows, if you wanna hear them just tell me because i wanna share them. dont steal my ideas in advance. if u do let me work on it at leadt.

ive also been trying to make dups/trios/groups of friends from diff objects shows based on what their intrests would be and its so fun except i havent actually written any of it down yet.

- 💣 anon again because this is the ReAL end this time.

.

#💣 anon #osc confession

[hazyaltcare]

apologies if ive already sent this, but may i please have some positivity for a wilson dst (i know hes got nothing to do with what im about to say, hes just my main kin rn and i need this) who's grandpa doesnt recoginze him anymore due to dementia? ive seen this happen to one of my grandparents before, but i was never as close to him, and i just cant emotionally handle the fact that my grandpa is just going to degrade and degrade until theres nothing left and then fucking die

Hey Wilson,

I don't see anything else in our inbox regarding this, so i'm assuming this wasn't double sent or the other ask you sent got ate..?

Anyways, I figured I'd take the time to answer because I can relate, actually. My dad had a serious head injury a couple months ago. It has caused memory loss and confusion, and it may never get better. I constantly see how much of a decline he is on and it's really hard.

You're supposed to be able to look up to your older relatives for stability. Seeing them get to this sort of point, no matter what kind of person they were to you, is really hard. It's awful. I don't wish that on you, and i'm sorry that not only are you going through that, but that you are going through that for a second time.

Do your best to remember him how he was rather than how he is now. You're not alone, and our inbox is always open.

Mod Haze (💣Mark)

#dont starve together kin #dont starve kin #wilson higgsbury kin #positivity #💣 #mod haze #tw dementia #tw memory loss #tw head injury