#🤢. anyway

[ithinkthiswasabadidea]

Dear @ everybody;

Allow me to introduce my stupid new son who is canonically as bright as a piece of coal and hates all magic like it's his day job. He has a bad tan and frosted tips. He exclusively calls people 'Bro'. His Dream Guardian takes the form of his gym bro, a ripped Halfling named Shrederick the Swole.

Say hello to Jack'ed Tavoris

Jack'ed has the demeanour of a gym bro who is neck deep in conspiracy theories about 'how arcane and divine magics are poisoning our bodies and why you should spend all your time getting swole instead'

And as such, this monk got bad vibes from Shadowheart (left her to fend for herself), got scared of Gale's malfunctioning portal (the poor sod will perish) and saw Wyll start blasting and refused to invite him into the party

My Melee Only Party playthrough is off to a weird fucking start

No spells, no spell scrolls, no revivify, no tadpole powers, the least amount of magic npc interaction as possible. Only Gainz (weapon and armour buffs) and Scoops (alchemical steroid/protein potions)

Join the Jack'ed Nation Today

💪😤🥵🔥🔥👏😤💯💯

#baldur's gate 3 #baldur's gate iii #bg3 #bg3 blogging #bg3 tav #bg3 half orc #bg3 monk #oh god i have to make a whole new tag for the douchebag #oc Jack'ed #🤢. anyway

[vse-kar-vem]

jo members ranked by how well i think they would use chopsticks, if they were at my house and eating with my family

5. jure 😞 i think he'd try!! but he doesn't have the delicate hand necessarily </3 he'd use them and end up getting so little food to his mouth and making a mess .. we'd probably end up offering him a spoon and fork 😭 but 10/10 for effort!! also he would sooo stick them upright into his rice my grandmother would be offended 😭

4. bojan. he's a cultured boy!!! he's seen chopsticks before!!! but probably only used them at like western style asian buffets </3 he'd value efficiency over method and use them as skewers for everything rather than picking stuff up 😭 but hey it works .. his hold is probably slightly wonky. if he became a frequent guest i'd tell him to invest in these :

3. nace gives foreign cuisine enjoyer to me .. he probably does eat with chopsticks when the oppurtunity arises. like average, decent ability. maybe drops things every now and then but like near to his bowl so it doesn't matter. versatile, picks things up and stabs if necessary

2. kris (not just because i like to the think the best of my gf). he's a quarter asian, probably a decent chopstick maneuverer, can pick up a fishball without just stabbing a chopstick into it like a stake into a vampire (they're slippery mfs). he still needs a spoon for rice though

1) jan. i think he's only one here who wouldn't "cross arms" with people while reaching across the table to get something (etiquette). can probably 爬飯 (shovel rice into ones mouth w chopsticks) like a mf, not a grain on the table (i'm really bad at that 😭). imo he has the delicacy and tact needed... he probably doesn't use them often but he's gifted.

#SOMEONES procrastinating #i made this post for me but im still tagging it #joker out #vee rambles #i'd place myself somewhere between kris and nace #anyways back to 🤢 remains by armitage #im sorry no my second favourite out of all of these </3

[taintedcigs]

salt & vinegar chips are DISGUSTINGGGGG.

#we used to not have them in my country and when i went to uk i was so excited to try them and…🤢 #that shit tastes like ASSS #i almost threw UP #my uk trip taught me two things: dr pepper & salt and vinegar chips are straight up vomit inducing #i was so disappointed w dr pepper... i literally thought i drank the wrong thing #anyways i needed to share this. #thank u for listening

[mariaalenkoshepard]

So I had a dream last night that jkr did one of those rocket trips up into the atmosphere, and the rocket blew up, and tumblr was having a field day celebrating and making memes that looked like this

#i had to image search her and look at her face for several minutes to make this rip me 🤢 #anyway like to charge reblog to cast fjklksjdkfkfk #aim here Apollo

[cryptid-moose]

Some Shawn doodles feat. Gus

#forest fumbles #forest draws #Shawn Spencer #burton guster #psych #would Shawn wear a sleeveless turtleneck? absolutely not #did I draw him in one anyways? #of course i did 💥💯✨💅🦅💪🍍✨💥 #I’m not gonna be active for a bit so I decided to post some art before I dip lol #my mental health has kinda been spiraling to a level that im not really used to #so im gonna be taking a break from social media #AND THIS TIME ITLL ACTUALLY BE A BREAK ISFVBHUEVHFU i wont just dip for 30 hours #and come back with absolutely no progress purely because i was too bored lmao #cause if this does lead to a mental breakdown like i feel its going to i dont want that on the internet for all to see FHUDVHBVEU #cause that would be like- majorly embarrassing 🤢 huvefbhuvefbhu #ive already gone a teensy bit bananas on here i dont need ppl seeing the whole basket lmao #if u reblog pls dont make tags referring to the tags i made about my mental health #like i appreciate the sentiment 100% but idk how i feel about other ppls followings knowing im having a moderate crisis rn lmao #im not even comfortable with the entirety of my following knowing thats why i kept this all under the see all thingy #if that even makes sense #okay i need to stop adding more train of thought tags its not healthy suhfvhuefvuhe #anyways bye bestiessss 🤙

[wundrousarts]

Hi folks! It seems like people are discovering that there are people online who write some WEIRD! 👎 stuff for Nevermoor. Some tips and tricks for dealing with that:

Don't engage. Don't read the fics. Don't even comment to say how much you hate it.

Don't spread it around. It's gross as hell, I know! But being like "ew, guys, I found this gross fic" just means you're causing more people to seek out said gross fic, and that's just not great. If you don't want to see it, no one else wants to either.

If you can: block, mute, or filter. I don't really use any fanfic sites to know if these functionalities exist, but I'm sure people online have found ways. Edit: here's a way to do it on Ao3.

TL;DR: Ignore, Ignore, Ignore. 👍

(PS: Same thing goes for when people send weird inappropriate anon messages. Just delete them from your inbox and don't subject others to them.)

This is unfortunately something that's been present for years in the fandom, on both Ao3 and Wattpad. This is also why I essentially don't read Nevermoor fics unless they're for Mogtober, and even then I'm cautious. I have seen some weird stuff written about my favorite characters that I wish I could pluck from my brain and set on fire, or worse! But when I stumble across that stuff, I just quickly close the tab and pivot to something else to get my mind off of it.

We should not entertain these types of people in a fandom full of minors about a middle grade series, so: just don't engage with them, ignore them, filter them out, and maybe even drown them out with some fics of your own.

#good talk 👍 #nevermoor #nevermoor fandom #nevermoor fanfic #why oh why does this fandom attract the occasional weirdo. #I'd be using stronger language when talking abt these types of folks but i'd prob get banned. #as an adult in this fandom I feel I have a responsibility to keep folks safe from weirdos 👍 i've banned folks on discord + i'd do it again #years ago there was a weird af fic on ao3 that I noticed folks were kudos'ing and I had to be like. hey guys pls don't do that 😭 #unfortunately ao3 moderation and rules are NONEXISTENT!!! so there's nothing ppl can do except the stuff above :/ #and I wouldn't know abt wattpad bc I went on there once to see what mogtober stuff ppl wrote and was horrified and noped out of there 😬 #anyways. all the more reason to participate in mogtober. so everyone's writing stuff in order to bury the gross stuff. creation for a cause #(and bc mogtober is fun and everyone should participate. lol) #soz for the psa folks but I deemed it necessary 🤷 feel free to enjoy the art I just posted as well #just been on the internet toooo long and don't like the thought or reality of young folks being exposed in any way to this kind of stuff. 😕 #couldn't figure out where to fit this emoji in so here: 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢. thats me and my constant feeling whenever this stuff pops up again. 😑

[machinegrl]

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#ts4 #the sims 4 #deadstars #c:alon #c:makina #c:kannon #these subtitles are driving me insaneee #idk how to do them acksfj i just put it wherever >< #i might change it in my future posts idk #im inconsistent at everything i do anyways lol 🤢

[amethystpath-writes]

Red Cheeks and Blue Ribbons

NOT A PR0MPT

“Headquarters sent out an email. It’s your birthday.”

Hero nodded. Yes, it was their birthday. Leader said it as though Hero didn’t know their own birth date. At least headquarters knew better than to send them the email on top of everyone else. ‘Hey, Hero! In case you forgot, it’s your very own birthday today!’ Hero would have chuckled if not for the confused look on Leader’s face as they began speaking.

“I usually don’t- um… I mean… We’re not supposed to-”

It was now that Hero realized there was a small box in Leader’s hands. And not just any box; it was a gift box- blue cardboard with a darker blue ribbon atop.

“It’s nothing big, but… you’re a good addition to the team. We’re closer, stronger, more vulnerable…” Leader trailed off.

Vulnerable was an interesting choice of words, but Hero shrugged it off with a hint of a smirk. They knew what Leader meant.

“I imagine informing you that your cheeks are going red would embarrass you further so I’ll say this instead: thank you for the gift.” Hero took the box from Leader’s clammy hands. “I’ll be sure to thank the team,” they said with a quick wink.

Before walking away, Hero added, “Allow yourself more confidence next time. You’re pretty cute when you fluster, but confidence is more my forte. Got it?”

Hero could have sworn they heard Leader swallow.

“I’ll- uh… yeah. Confident. More confident. No, I’ve always been confident.” Leader shook their head. “Happy birthday, Hero.” And they ducked their head as they strode down the hall, separating themself from the situation and their own embarrassment.

Leader wasn’t so messy with anyone else on the team. Hero managed a smile. They could get used to a flustered Leader if it came down to it.

(Banner by the lovely @creweemmaeec11 . Thank you, Crew <3)

#not a pr0mpt #this is rather small for a snippet but it’s not expansive enough for a prompt. #anyway- I wanted to offer at least a little treat since it is my birthday!! it’s no birthday cake to share but hopefully it’s just as nice:) #Red Cheeks and Blue Ribbons #hero x leader #leader x hero #hero x villain #villain x hero #heroes and villains #hero x villain snippet #hero x villain drabble #hero x villain story #My sweetest love got me a way oversized fuzzy hoodie to sleep in AND FUZZY SOCKS as a gift and good glory did he do well. #First a dagger then an eye mask with headphones to block out my noisy and party-crazy neighbour #Now we’ve got fuzzy and warm clothing. Moon take me away tonight- I love him. Fricken stinker smell. #On another note- I don’t recommend drinking sparkling grape juice before bed 🤢 #villain

[zetterbabe]

post game: sasha barkov (02.17.24)

#aleksander barkov #florida panthers #hockeyedit #hockey #nhl #bro the first 40 seconds of this was out of focus & we lost a smile 🔪 #every time we play tbl I hope someone will post the bally sports florida feed to download but they never do #damn u espn+ blackouts #anyways I'm off to watch the tbl feed (🤢) hopefully I find something good to gif

[even-disco-baby]

CUNO — “You look like shit.”

“That bad, huh?”

“Leave me alone, Cuno.”

“Astute observation. Real detective shit.”

CUNO — “Cuno’s always on that detective shit. Observant shit. Putting pieces together like nobody’s business.”

The boy sits down beside you with a creaking of old wood. He grimaces slightly, as if doubting that the steps to the shack will support both of you at once, but then shrugs and settles into the bowing plank.

“Saw your piggy friends pack up and leave. Ditched you, did they?”

PAIN THRESHOLD — His words cause an unexpectedly sharp pang, like a blade shoved between your ribs.

COMPOSURE — You try to breathe through the pain and the creeping dread. Your lungs feel shrunken and certainly not luminous.

“It’s none of your business. Fuck off.”

“They left me to die. I’m going to die here.”

“Maybe they’ll send someone for me. Maybe they’ll come back.”

CUNO — He laughs, but it’s not his usual cackle. It’s quiet and cruel. “You stupid, or something? Nobody comes *back* to this shithole. Fucking pit. You either get out or you die here. They’re gone.”

EMPATHY — Gone like his mother, his father, his only friend in all the world. Gone like his one chance to get out.

INLAND EMPIRE — You failed him, just like you fail everyone.

“You don’t know that. You don’t know anything.”

“I’m sorry. I’m such a piece of shit. Now we’re both gonna die here.”

“Kim might come back.”

CUNO — That gives the boy pause. “…Maybe,” he admits reluctantly. “If he doesn’t wimp out and die.”

PAIN THRESHOLD — Another pang, cold and sharp. It doesn’t bear thinking about.

ESPIRIT DE CORPS — Somewhere else in Revachol, somewhere that feels so very far away, the lieutenant is standing on a fire escape, fingers playing at a pack of cigarettes in his pocket. Thinking about another cigarette on another balcony with another person.

You do not know where he is. You do not even know if this image of him is the truth or just a fervent wish. You may never know, now.

FISHING VILLAGE — The sea is a soft roar in your ears, waves brushing the shore like your hand trailing through a dead man’s hair. It’s getting dark now. Dark and cold.

“I’m tired. Goodnight, Cuno.” [Leave]

“Why are you here?”

CUNO — “The Cuno goes wherever the fuck he wants, pig. Cuno’s town. Cuno’s village.”

LOGIC — He probably came to see if he could figure out a way to make you and the other officers take him with you. Then he saw them leave you behind and realized that there was no hope for either of you.

EMPATHY — And then he got scared. He’s afraid you’ll die and leave him all alone in the world.

CUNO — He wipes his nose on his sleeve, bundling his jacket more tightly around himself. “Cuno oughta trash your dumb shack while I’m at it.”

PERCEPTION — He said “I.” He’s still off the speed.

EMPATHY — He’s thinking about a lot of things. He feels small and sad.

INLAND EMPIRE — Like something that no one ever comes back to. Like Martinaise. Like you.

“You can have the shack when I’m gone. I won’t last long.”

“Fine, trash it. Kick me while I’m down. That’s all anybody does, anyway.”

“Please don’t trash it. It’s not mine, it’s Isobel’s.”

CUNO — “Only joking, baconman. The Cuno’s an honorable guy, you know? Not gonna pick on the elderly.” He glances at you briefly, and then away. “Or Isobel.”

DRAMA — Was that… a joke, sire? Did he mean to make you laugh?

“Fuck off, Cuno.”

“Har har.”

CUNO — Another brief glance out of the corner of his eye, and then away. His hands are restless in his lap, wringing themselves, tapping tattoos against each other. He’s rocking back and forth just a little.

ELECTROCHEMISTRY — On top of everything, the withdrawal is starting to hit him hard. You know the signs all too well.

COMPOSURE — He’s trying not to let on just how scared and alone he feels without Cunoesse. The world feels big and silent to him now.

VOLITION — He needs you. And you need him.

CUNO — “So…” He clears his throat, wrapping his arms around himself and shivering as a cold wind sweeps past. “What are you gonna do? Even the pigs don’t want you. Rotten meat.”

“I’m gonna die. They know I will and they left me anyway.”

“Fuck them. I’ll tear shit up, then. Burn this town to the ground. Fuck everything.”

“I’m gonna get so drunk I forget that I ever cared about them.”

“I’m gonna keep on solving cases without their help, just like I solved this one. I don’t fucking need them.”

“I’m gonna find change for the pay phone and beg them to come back for me.”

“I’m staying right here in Martinaise. I’m not going anywhere, Cuno.”

CUNO — He wipes his nose again, but says nothing. His expression is difficult to read.

EMPATHY — He doesn’t know what to say to that. Doesn’t know if he believes you, either. But he’d like to.

FISHING VILLAGE — Seagulls call to one another in the distance. The ocean continues its gentle ministrations. The sun sets and the day ends. Still, life goes on.

#disco elysium #harry du bois #cuno de ruyter #took me so long to get around to doing a cuno one bc 1) i still haven’t played his route bc i don’t wanna make him a cop 🤢 #2) i just… have lots of cuno feelings. ough. my son who calls me slurs and has every disease #but anyway yeah imo the ‘’bad’’ end of disco elysium is probably actually the best one for harry #just by virtue of no longer being a cop 💀 #ofc it depends on if he can treat his wound all right and whether he can handle being rejected… #most likely he won’t change but… somewhere in the multiverse etc

[boingfessions]

#oingo boingo #warren fitzgerald #confession #oingoboingoconfession #(first confession about Warren 🤢🤮) #(Isn't that what he does anyway?)

[socialbunny]

took a whole year to do this revamp after the goths one or wtv and they still look like shit

#chat #idk why ea cant take the L really any1 that cares abt the premades or townies or wtv just gives them a makeover anyways 😭 #dont really care much otherwise the only thing that bothers me is that theyll put the old versions on the gallery #like how the old goths r. call them some shit like classic caliente or sum. 🤢gag #ok ive typed long enough tags i can say this. katrinas looking kinda fine id treat her right

[prettyboysdontlookatexplosions]

i am, as we all know, not an mcu hater. in the end i like to like things and one of my very favorite kind of things to like is a movie that uses some silly genre concepts to express something real or even just resonant and evocative and it would be nice for me if the mcu would go back to doing that because every time they have managed it it has brought me only joy. and ultimately people can like what they like and it’s fine. but it is funny when like mcu people react to complaints about the quality of mcu movies by assuming everyone wants them to become lars von trier stans or whatever. me personally i would cry tears of joy if the mcu made one film as expertly crafted as die hard

#i discovered that filmmaking is an art form like 3 years ago #and still self identify as a film idiot (whose favorite movie from 2010 to circle back is almost definitely iron man 2) #but now whenever i watch a super famous blockbuster movie from more than two decades ago i’m like #😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫 wow the cinnamon topography…… #anyway. we’re watching die hard (which i’ve seen before but on someone’s TV that had motion smoothing on 🤢) and i keep making us pause #so i can be like #‘wow look at all those cool shadows’ #‘it’s so cool how in this shot the camera takes you through all this information and tells you exactly where to look’

[charlitosalcaraz]

senior citizens part of the draw

#anyway i THINK yall are forgetting stan is taking out n*vak 😌💅 #but mannarino first round 🙄🤢 hate that guy so much #andy still with the draws of hell..... netflix curse this netflix curse that what about andy murray ao curse

[danthropologie]

given my newly acquired knowledge that you used to be called mclarenhateblog (i've only seen your danthropologie era) i wanna know your thoughts on the few "hear me out" posts about zak brown i've seen recently. for me it's so not about the looks with him, it's that his whole being screams "smarmy" and also he's so aggressively american (coming from an american)

my feelings are as follows:

#even the fucking thought 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢 #there was a period of time very very VERY early on before everything went to shit where mayyyyyyybe i could see it #but the second that he started talking his shit (derogatory) and the veil was torn from my eyes.....no. never in a million lifetimes. #anyways you not knowing my hateblog era that's so funny 😭 what a Moment In Time that was #answered #anonymous #mclaren hate blogging #it gets the tag you're welcome <3

[seravphs]

All of the children in Jujutsu Kaisen deserved to have been saved and that includes Toji.

#someone should’ve gotten him out of the zenin clan #I hate him for massacring Gojo like that but it’s silly to act like Toji’s actions were in isolation from the rest of their world #posting this during quiet hours so it’s like whispering #can’t be seen defending Toji 🤢 #I don’t hate him exactly? it’s kind of like he makes me angry but for reasons other than just himself #anyway I know Morgan has a fic where Toji is a teacher at Jujutsu tech so I’m going to read that after SOTS