What timeline have we jumped to, my god
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Shirley taking Jeff out shopping for new clothes after she comes out as transfem and trying to make things less awkward by talking about this very nice trans lady who goes to her church, asking Jeff what kind of clothes she likes, and trying very hard not to blush and fumble around when it comes time to buy Jeff a bra.
Shirley picks out a few outfits to try on herself and tries to calm herself down in the changing room, saying that bra shopping was always awkward and it definitely was not because she kept picturing what Jeff would look like in some of the more scandalous sets.
At the very moment, Jeff knocks on the door, having some trouble getting the zipper on her dress all the way up. And Shirley just stares at her because she looks so good in the dress and the abhorrent eye makeup Britta had insisted Jeff wear actually suited her so well and really it’s almost just too much for Shirley to handle all at once.
And then they make out in the changing room and get banned from the store. Trans rights!
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Some of the same people who say "More women should be mean!" are the same people who call Chloe Price a bitch.
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its 3pm on a sunday
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12.04.2024
Pickles enjoying the company of her new boyfriend Tinny 😳🙈
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I've been fighting back sexbots left and right for days now
Theyre after my virtue, my INNOCENCE
I'm not sure how much longer I can go on
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August 31 2023
12 ft tall skeleton
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It’s March and all I can think about is Hilda’s family’s varying approaches to spending Halloween together (mainly costumes)
Hilda takes it SO seriously, and refuses store bought costumes. She makes all her costumes herself and makes them as terrifying as she can, full sfx and fake(?) blood everywhere. Though one year when she doesn’t have time she just dyes her hair brown and says she’s normal now
Tontu is the opposite, he’s got a bunch of old storebought costumes in Nowehre Space so when Hilda drags him into her Halloween shenanigans he grabs some god awful £4 Tesco certified costume and calls it a day. It doesn’t even come close to fitting
Johanna I can see going one of two ways - either she’s low effort in a cute way, like she just grabs a broom and draws a spider on her cheek and is like “I’m a witch :)”, OR she gets just as into it as Hilda and immerses herself fully in whatever character she is. The kids love her, the adults judge her. I know for a fact however that she LOVES handing out candy to kids
Idk if Halloween would be a thing in Elven culture, it doesn’t sound like a very elfy thing. I think Alfur would be really interested in the historical origins of Halloween and learning about all the traditions old and new. In terms of costumes I think Hilda would dress him up as a poisonous bug or something to fuck with people, and he’s not overly impressed about it
Baba loves all the candy, and the fact that this holiday mostly takes place at night so she gets to be involved! I think she’d rip apart any costume that people try to put on her though
Bonus - Lauren keeps getting told to change because her costumes aren’t appropriate for the kids. She doesn’t really lean into the scary aspect of Halloween costumes, per say. Oh also she dresses Twig up in cute costumes (and tries with Baba but gives up pretty quickly)
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My friends had an appointment to get their cat spayed on a date that turned out to be a week after she eventually gave birth (she was already pregnant when they made the appt unbeknownst to them 💀) and she’s an indoor cat but she got out for like 3-4 hours one day and that’s logically the only window of time when she could have gotten pregnant…. now that’s a gal on a MISSION if I’ve ever seen one.
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Just putting this out there: my birthday is on the 3rd so if anyone's willing to make some edit with Hannah Dodd as Elizabeth of York as a birthday gift I would be extremely 🥺🥺
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this is my official maybe final locked tomb messy modern au polycule map
bolded lines for primary partner(s), dotted lines for past partners, dashed lines for infrequent/it only happened once, dot dash for unrequited and/or whatever the fuck judith has got going on
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i see no difference here
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i need to suck the strap so bad its making me sick. good afternoon
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I feel like one of the biggest signs that there's still misogyny in the Houses is the fact that they still use derogatory language for women. IIRC, Gideon calls Harrow a bitch a few times in GTN & Ianthe a skank in HTN, which are both...very charged terms (To be clear, I'm absolutely not trying to cancel Gideon here; she is 100% also a victim of misogyny & a victim in general. But I do wonder where a very isolated young woman learned those words and who was saying them)
oh yeah absolutely! see also, gideon calling alecto a slut in ntn. i don't really understand why people think that gideon would be using this highly gendered language and exclusively in reference to women unless there was still some level of misogyny in the nine houses. i guess irl people get desensitized to these words as gendered insults, but they really don't make sense as insults unless you live in a world with some level of ingrained misogyny, and gideon exclusively talks like that in reference to women as far as i remember. also, i agree with you anon that gideon is a victim of misogyny, but i suspect based on her using this language and generally being a teenager growing up in a society with some level of systemic sexism, that she (like most of us!) deals with a fair bit of internalized misogyny too.
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me and saff fighting over basim ibn is’haq ben barnes jann eurovision wyll baldursgate and kenshi mortalkombat
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