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ltbunny · 3 months
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Blind date with ex-husband price. It was like 4 peoples doing. It was your coworkers' yoga instructors, then the yoga instructors' supermarket bag boy and then his girlfriends who set up the date. How did we even get there?
Anyway, your dressed up, all pretty, excited to meet someone new. It's been a while since you've been on a date, a blind one at that, alot of guys take one look and either get too 'excited' or extremely deflated, both of them are horrible, but it's been a while since you've been on the scene after you finally got over your husband...
Annnndd, it's your ex. Fuck he looks good, fresh trim and his shoulders look so broad, he's wearing his 'going out, need to impress shirt'.. damn, he really wanted to appeal whoever his blind date was... maybe it's not to late to leave, he hasnt even no- oh.. his hand is on your lower back
"Sweetheart!" He smiles in a way that doesn't reach his eyes,
"John..." you acknowledge, looking up at him, "dont call me sweetheart."
"Sorry, love, bad habit."
You roll your eyes, but don't correct him. Is he doing it on purpose?
"Well, red bag," He smiles.
"Red tie," you respond
"So we're with each others company for the night then," He grins and looks at you, sheepishly, "well, that's if you want to continue the blind date?" He sounds hopeful...
He leads you to the table. Obviously, he pulls the chair out for you and gives you a bouquet of flowers, its only the gentlemanly thing to do, he says.
It starts off strained but you find yourself picking up the little things he does that you used to love, pointing out your favourite foods in the menu, listening intently to everything you say, stupidly lovey-dovey puppy eyes as he nods along, his hand on yours, stroking his thumb on the back of your hand, he even said some stupid line about 'me n u' and says soap put him up to it, fuck, you missed his laugh. You find yourself asking about the boys, work, it feels like you and price are just on a date night, like you two used to do before the divorce.
He walks you home at the end of the night, he started with hand holding, and now his arm is somehow around your waist, and he's closer than any ex-husband should be, really. When you get up to your apartment, he looks a little nervous,
"I'm not inviting you over for a nightcap, John."
"I know, love," he says smoothly, "just wondering... if it would be appropriate to end the night with a kiss,"
You feel a faint heat in your cheeks, unsure of what to do... after a few seconds, you nod, looking up at him. You feel his hand tentatively reach out for the back of your head, cradling it while he kisses you, you missed this, the tickle of his beard, his big hands on you, soft lips, soft kisses.
You can feel him actively try to hold back tongue, but the way you open your mouth slightly in the kiss makes him go for it immediately. You feel yourself melt. It's so desperate and carnal, but still so soft, like he doesn't want to push it, but it goes on longer than expected, neither of you really wanting to pull away, eventually you pull back, lips sore, heated faces, you wonder if you should withdraw the nightcap thing and just let him in.
"I had a lovely night, sweetheart, I... would really love to see you again." He says with a flushed face, his hand on your lower back again, going in circles.
"Me too, John."
"Text me, okay? We can go to that tex-mex place you really like, or somewhere fancier," he smiles softly, "I wanna see my woman happy."
"Not your woman, John."
"Yet." He says with a grin, leaning down and kissing you softly again, "thank you for giving this a chance, love, ill see you tomorrow, hopefully?"
You nod, and he walks home with a smile. Can't believe you had such a nice date with your ex-husband, thanks coworkers, yoga intructors, bag boys girlfriend...
(You probably wouldn't think it's so sweet if earlier you saw gaz in the back alley with bloody knuckles, after beating up the guy that was meant to be your date, texting price
'all done, sir.'
'Knew I could count on you, garrick.')
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jesus fuckinf chrijst-
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enden-k · 11 months
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"i have this dumb funny idea in mind and im gonna draw smth dumb funny and completely harmless (sfw) with it!!"
some mins later after finishing sketch:
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suddenly my fun dumb harmless idea is changing into smth more dangerous and less sfw in my mind
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danwhobrowses · 6 months
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Taliesin for the sake of sanity I'm gonna have to ask you to NEVER LET ASHTON DO THAT AGAIN
Except the kissing Fearne part, more of that!
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synnthamonsugar · 8 months
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Thinking about having to wield the light of all the guardians who lost theirs in the hellmouth to defeat crota.........
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fromcainwithlove · 3 months
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LOOK AT MY AWKWARD BABY AT HIS FIRST FANSIGN
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willygayham · 11 months
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Just remembered nandermo has actually been addressed by fx and the wwdits account and now and there is a real chance it could happen. like not subtle relationship bating. actually nandor and guillermo be together on screen..
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sevicia · 6 months
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being dragged away by the legs like an animal while screaming "I LOVE THE ONE BED TROPE!!! I LOVE THE ONE BED TROPE!!!"
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greenninja-irl · 9 months
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wow guys. my bed is so comfortable i'm glad I was here all night. I wonder what the shadows are outside my door!!
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wondashoever · 2 months
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clap for me i actually fced more jump more
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soulspice · 8 months
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Yoo friends, 3 hours into my shift and haven't cried yet.
we r winning.
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zannia · 4 months
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*sees a clip of a trashy show I used to watch* I'm not gonna watch it..... I am NOT going to watch it
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rebel-ezra · 9 months
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IT'S ALMOST TIME !!!
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gilligould · 2 years
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this is the equivalent of like, four lines of cocaine.
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thecryptidwizard · 1 year
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It’s green????? GREEN DRAWING TABLET??????????? I NEED?????????
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